On Writing Erotic Fanfiction
Twilight Sparkle sat writing in her library when she heard the knock at the door. Before she even had a chance to get up and see who it was, Rainbow Dash strode into the room with a beaming smile upon her face. Twilight's face lit up when she saw her friend enter, shouted her name, and jumped up to meet her. The two grasped one another in an affectionate hug, gently nuzzling each other's faces in friendly greeting.
"Hey Twi, what's up?" Rainbow asked once they pulled apart. Twilight had invited her over earlier in the day, and Rainbow had been curious what exactly the princess needed ever since.
"Well, I'm sure you're familiar with the Daring Do erotic writing contest going on right now?" Twilight asked.
"Daring's Little Secret? Of course, I've been writing some shit for that thing myself, you know?" Rainbow replied.
"Really? That's great, Rainbow! I'm sorry to admit that I never pictured you as much of a writer. How wonderful that you're willing to take your first steps into the authorial world!" Twilight remarked with a mix of surprise and pride. Considering Rainbow Dash had barely been willing to read a book a few years ago, hearing that her friend was now doing her own writing was fantastic news to her.
"Oh yeah. I mean, I know I'm not really all that good at it yet, but I figure if I just submit as many stories as possible then I'm bound to win something." Rainbow responded with equal excitement.
"Wait, so you're going for a quantity over quality approach, huh?" Twilight asked, a little disappointed but not really surprised.
"Pfft, whatever. They're a bunch of Daring Do fuck stories, Twi. What kind of quality are you expecting?" Rainbow asked, dismissing the tone in her friend's voice. "I'm just writing about her getting railed by a bunch of stallions, what kind of quality are you expecting?"
"An erotic story isn't just about the fornication scene, Dash. You need to have a little substance in your story in order to engage the reader and hold their attention. By the time you get to the actual moment of coitus, the reader should be as aroused by the narrative strength of your writing as they are by the actual description of sex." Twilight lectured.
"Whatever, that just sounds like a bunch of words in the way of Daring Do getting her twat pounded by someone. No one wants to wade through all that crap to get to the good part, Twilight." Rainbow waved off Twilight's lecture with a hoof.
"That's not true, Dash, and if that's the attitude you have, then you're never going to win this thing." Twilight stomped her hoof indignantly as she spoke.
"Now you sound like Quibble. When I told him I was entering this contest, he started giving me all sorts of tips to make sure I could win. When I told him I didn't need all those tricks, he said pretty much the same thing," Rainbow Dash complained.
"Tricks? What kind of tricks?" Twilight asked, wondering if she could pick up some new writing tips form a fellow nerd.
"Well, things like being sure I submitted a one thousand word story and a ten thousand word story, so that I could be certain to split the winnings for shortest and longest story. Or to make sure I submitted as many stories as possible to clinch the award for most submissions. He even recommended I write a torture rape snuff futa foalcon scat fic so it would get lot's of down votes from all the people who just click the down vote button when they see those tags without ever even reading the story itself."
"Eww," Twilight recoiled at imagining such a pony who would downvote a story without reading it. It was hard to believe such loathsome creatures could exist in a world of harmony like Equestria.
"Yeah, I know, but I think he's going to win that one with his fic about Daring Do raping his step-daughter Wind Sprint anyway, so I didn't bother."
"He's really writing a story like that?" Twilight asked.
"Yeah, I think it's kind of cute. He's actually writing it along with her, letting her give him suggestions and ideas. It's a really cool father-daughter bonding thing, but they've got to keep it on the down low since the contest doesn't actually allow multiple authors working on a single story."
"Well, he can keep his 'tricks' for himself. I plan to win the prize that counts, for quality prose of the utmost caliber," Twilight proclaimed confidently. "I can't wait to tell my mom that I'm the best pony porn writer!"
"That's big talk from the pony who asked me to come over and help, oh wise egghead," Rainbow Dash teased. "What's wrong? Get to the sex scene and realize you were already past the word count?"
"Oh, I hit the word count ages ago," Twilight admitted. "I don't understand how A.K. Yearling expects any entries of worth with a measly 10,000 word limit. Fortunately I found a work around by splitting my story up into multiple self-contained volumes and submitting each one as an individual entry. I've already entered volumes one through five, and only have another eight or nine to finish it up."
"Wait, seriously? Isn't that going to be, like, 140,000 words by the end?" Rainbow asked in disbelief.
"Well, yes, unfortunately I did have to truncate quite a bit in order to get it down to so few words, but I feel like the core of the romance is maintained throughout in order to maximize the reader's enjoyment." Twilight explained.
"Twi, ponies are just reading these things to rub off a quick one and go to sleep. No one cares about romance or all that touchy-feely crap, they just want to read porn," Rainbow said.
"Oh Rainbow," Twilight was shaking her head in pity, "you just don't understand the art that is Daring Do erotica. One day you'll learn that a good piece of erotica isn't something you read in two minutes while beating your clitoris off in a desperate frenzy to cum before the story ends. A true masterpiece of erotic literature is something you bring with you into a warm bath with a glass of wine and spend an evening exploring yourself with as the story develops. It's not about fucking yourself to a fapfic, it's about making love to the author's creation."
"Sorry Twi, we don't all get off on reading the way you do," Rainbow dismissed.
"Well, it's your loss then," Twilight said with a huff, "but anyway, I didn't call you over just to argue the merits of quality writing. I need your help in a different regard."
"Well, get to the point then Twi. I could have written another entry by now if I wasn't here helping you." Rainbow said.
"Wait, how many stories are you planning on actually submitting?" Twilight asked.
Rainbow Dash shrugged. "I don't know, fifty or sixty maybe? I figure I've got to win something with output like that."
"That's not how it works Dash," Twilight rubbed her forehead with a hoof, "though I have to admit I'm a little impressed you're writing that much, even if the quality isn't up to par."
"Oh yeah, well I mean the first story took some time, but after that all the other's have been a breeze," Rainbow Dash explained. "I mean, all I have to do is change the name of the stallion every time and 'boom!' New, awesome story by yours truly."
Rainbow Dash was positively brimming with pride at her authorial skill. Twilight just stared back at her slack-jawed as she tried to process the idea of A.K Yearling having to wade through entry after entry of the exact same story, the only change being the name of the stallion plowing her. How would she even judge that, much less write a review for each individual entry? Twilight shook her head in pity toward the mare, accepting that hosting and judging an erotic writing contest must be a truly miserable experience. She decided to ignore her friend's crimes against the written word and move on. She had other needs, after all.
"Well Rainbow, to be honest I feel like some of my sex scenes are becoming rather banal, so I was hoping you'd be willing to pose for me and perhaps assist me in some hooves on research," Twilight explained.
"Wait, so this is just a glorified booty call?" Rainbow asked with a knowing smirk.
"What?! No, no, of course it's not just that." Twilight tried to justify her need of assistance. "I, um, really needed a model for Daring Do, that's why I called you over. If we happen to end up having sex with one another as well, that's hardly my intent."
"Oh come on Twilight, you could at least try to come up with a less lame excuse," Rainbow rolled her eyes, "I mean, how am I supposed to model for Daring Do? We look nothing alike!"
Of course Twilight had to concede that Rainbow Dash was right, as her eyes darted between Rainbow and a poster of Daring Do hanging on the wall. Their mane color and fur color were completely different. Absolutely no similarities at all. Not a one. Nope, definitely nothing close to a resemblance that would make an outside observer believe that an animator just got lazy and changed existing color pallets in order to create a new character. But Twilight had dug her hole, and she was going to stick by her excuse.
"Well, no, I mean of course you look nothing alike. But I, uh, I need a pegasus to model, um, wing span and anatomy for me. You know, my wings aren't quite the same as yours so I wanted to make sure I was as accurate as possible when describing her physiology ." Twilight made up.
"Umm, I'm not sure what that last word even means, but I guess that makes sense," Rainbow Dash acknowledged. "But why call me and not Fluttershy? She has more experience being a model."
"Well, I actually did," Twilight admitted, "but she said she was busy at some forum trying to convince A.K. about letting original characters into the contest. You know, she has that vampire bat O.C. that's also a princess and half dragon but also secretly can transform into a succubus sex-goddess and who seems cold and distant but actually has a soft and gentle heart that all the mares fall for and want to have babies with? I guess she wanted to submit a romance between her and Daring Do where the two meet and fall in love and have lots of sex. Fluttershy is convinced that it would be a guaranteed winner and the best story ever, but there's that rule about only characters from the established canon of the Daring Do universe being allowed."
Rainbow rolled her eyes. Of course, Fluttershy wasn't going to let that go without a fight.
"Anyway, I suggested to her that she just use some random background pony from one of Daring's novels and ascribe all Flutterbat's personality and abilities to that character. That way she's still have the same story, just using the name and appearance of some otherwise characterless pony. But Fluttershy insisted that it wouldn't be the same if she wasn't able to go into long and luxuriant detail of Flutterbat's beauty and grace every chapter." Twilight continued. "So she's off to ask A.K. about making an exception. She's convinced that if she just reads the first few hundred chapters of background information about the character, then A.K. will let her go ahead with her story.
"Well, good luck to her, I guess." Rainbow shrugged. "Fine I'll be your model. What do you want me to do first?"
"Hmm, I guess some examples of how a pegasus might utilize her wings to present herself to a partner would be a beneficial exercise." Twilight mused. "Why don't you back on that chair and use your wings to spread you labial flaps apart."
"Sheesh," Rainbow muttered as she fell back into a nearby chair, "no wonder your stories are so long if it takes you that many big words to say 'sit there and spread your cunt'."
Rainbow Dash spread her legs apart and used her wingtips to pull her lips apart, putting herself on full display for Twilight to examine. Sham excuse or not, Rainbow was already getting pretty wet at this whole modeling gig. She figured it wouldn't take many poses before Twilight dropped the excuse and they got to banging. After all, both mares had been cooped up writing erotic stories about their favorite adventurer, they needed some sex to clear their heads and get back to writing. Nothing's better than some hot, steamy sex after finishing an erotic story; everyone who's ever written a dirty fanfiction knows that. Right? Sometimes it's almost tiring how much sex you get when telling others about all the erotic pony fanfiction you write.
Rainbow was distracted from her thoughts as Twilight began to examine her.
"Interesting, it appears that the metacarpus is roughly the same size as mine, but the radius and humerus are slightly shorter," Twilight was jotting down notes on Rainbow Dash's wing structure as the pegasus spread herself open for her. "Judging by the width of expanse you're holding with your vulva, I would estimate that your primaries are stronger than mine as well, though I would need to compare to other pegasi to determine if that is an innate difference between alicorn and pegasus wings, or simply a particular byproduct of how strong your wing muscles are." Twilight continued to examine Rainbow's anatomy, poking her side with a hoof and feeling up and down the length of her wing. Rainbow wished Twilight would just shut up and get around to fucking her already. No one wants to hear all these anatomy terms when they're just looking for sex. "Your pectoralis muscles don't seem to be flexing much, suggesting much of the stretching force is originating around the radiale joint, interesting that-"
Twilight was interrupted by Rainbow mashing her face to her cunt. "Shut up, nerd, and just eat me," Rainbow said.
Twilight shrugged as she gave up on worrying about her story and focused on Dash. Twlight's tongue dove into Rainbow's hole, her walls still being held apart by her wings. She was a little surprised by how wet Dash already was, her fur a sopping mess from her excitement. She began to lap up all of Dash's juices from around her pussy as she rubbed her face between Rainbow's damp thighs, coating herself in her friend's scent. Dash's wings let go of her lips as she let Twilight go to town on her. Twilight's tongue was buried deep inside of her now, wriggling around her walls and tasting every inch it could reach.
"Oh man, Twi, that feels amazing. I swear your tongue has gotten longer since you became an alicorn, it's fucking awesome!" Rainbow Dash moaned as she encouraged her friend to tongue-fuck her more. "Hey, can you do that thing with your magic up my ass, too?" she asked.
Twilight merely smiled as she continued to eat the pegasus. Her horn glowed as she formed a solid block of magical energy into the shape of a phallus, and began to push between Rainbow's cheeks into the tightly puckered hole they hid. Rainbow hissed as she felt her ass being stretched by the invading magic, forehooves pushing Twilight's face deeper into her cunt as her thighs squeezed around the alicorn's head. Rainbow squirmed in her seat, crying in pleasure as both her lower holes were pleasured. It didn't take long before the princess's minstrations pushed her over the edge, soaking Twilight's face with her cum. Twilight lapped up the remaining mess between Rainbow's legs before moving up to engage in a warm and wet kiss with the mare. Their tongues danced with each other between mouths before at last they pulled apart to breath.
"You make a pretty lousy model Dash," Twilight teased, still pumping in and out of her friend's ass as they spoke, "but you taste pretty good, so I guess it balances out." she smiled.
"Pretty good? I taste fucking amazing and you know it!" Rainbow boasted. "Now, how about I return the favor?"
"Hmm, be my guest," Twilight said, turning around and flagging her tail to the side to present herself to Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow could see that Twilight was even wetter than she had been. A strand of sticky, viscous liquid extended from her slit to her tail, and her fur was coated with her arousal. Rainbow Dash was surprised a puddle hadn't started to form beneath her yet, given how heavily the princess was flowing. Well, Dash thought good thing she's got a friend like me who's always willing to clean her up.
Rainbow moved in, dragging her tongue along Twilight's slit, tasting the alicorn's juices with delight. As her tongue parted Twilight's lips and moved into her hole, Rainbow gave her friend a hard slap on the ass with a wing. Twilight yelped with surprise and pleasure, before turning back to look at her friend.
"Hey!" Twilight yelled, "that stings, you know."
"Don't blame me," Rainbow pulled away from Twilight's pussy to retort, "you're the one who wanted to learn more about the capabilities of pegasus wings."
Rainbow dove back in, spanking Twilight again as she feasted on her cunt juice. Twilight responded by increasing the size and speed of the magic still sodomizing the pegasus, and created a new toy to penetrate Rainbow's pussy with. Rainbow moaned in pleasure at the new intensity she was being fucked with, sending a wave of vibration into Twilight's most sensitive area. The two mares continued like that for a while, Rainbow eating out Twilight's snatch as she slapped the purple ass magenta while Twilight pounded Rainbow hard in both holes. The library was filled with the sounds of mutual pleasure, echoing with their moans and the sound of slapping flash and squelching juices. The two mares came together, calling out each other's names as they hit their climax. Afterward, they lay together panting as they recovered, Rainbow Dash splayed across Twilight's body as the friends enjoyed the warmth of one another's bodies.
"Whew," Twilight was the first to break the silence and speak, "thanks Rainbow, I really needed that."
"No problem, egghead," Rainbow replied, kissing Twilight's horn lightly before standing up, "you know I'm always happy to give my friends some relief. I'm not the element of loyalty for nothing, you know."
"I suppose not," Twilight said, "anyway, good luck with the contest. I'm pretty sure I'll be walking away with the grand prize, but who knows. Maybe you can win something."
"Yeah, well we'll see," Rainbow said. "Honestly, it's just fun writing all this porn for the thing, I don't think I even care that much about winning it. I mean, I'm Rainbow Dash. I already know I'm awesome, so I don't mind if an egghead like you wins a nerdy contest like this."
"Gee, thanks," Twilight rolled her eyes, "oh, and let me know if you ever want me to proof read your entries. Maybe I could give you some tips on how to make them better."
"Proofreading?" Rainbow asked, "Come on Twilight, who the heck do you think I am? My stories are awesome from the moment they're written, I don't need to proofread them. You really are a nerd, you know that?"
"Wait, don't you at least reread your works to look for mistakes in spelling and grammar?" Twilight asked with growing horror.
"Nah, anything like that just adds character to the story. I just think of stuff like that as my own artistic flair," Rainbow said with pride. "Anyway, I've got to fly. The more time I spend here chatting, the fewer awesome stories of mine Daring gets to read at the end of the contest. Let me know if you need another quickie later. See-ya!"
With that, Rainbow Dash flew off, leaving a rainbow colored streak in her wake. Twilight stared in horror contemplating what new travesties agaisnt the written word her friend was off to create. Pity filled her heart for poor A.K. Yearling, who would have to read and review each of Rainbow Dash's stories. Twilight hoped the author and adventurer's psyche could withstand the onslaught of bad porn she'd soon be trudging through. Truly, anyone judging such a contest deserved nothing but sympathy for the hell they so foolishly brought upon themselves.
With that thought in mind, Twilight returned to her work. Maybe she should stretch out the story more, add another sixty or seventy thousand words to really be able to provide the level of character detail and dialogue her fanfic about ponies fucking deserved. At least A.K. would surely appreciate all the excessive anatomical detail and technical accuracy in her masterpiece. She was certain of it.