(The translation of the title is"WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING?") So i meet the merchant, buy the gaster mask go, to Equestria as W.D Gaster and have fun. What could possibly go wrong?
(The translation of the title is"WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING?") So I meet the merchant, buy the gaster mask go, to Equestria as W.D Gaster and have fun. What could go wrong? Well the author involves Murphy's law. I meet some villains and help save the world. Plus I show to the world I am not what the princess thought I was.
In the Canterlot castle statue garden, there was a statue that had no meaning to most people, a statue that was a somebody, and that somebody was W.D Gaster but he was not always Gaster he was once a man named James and now, I will tell you his story.
10,000 or so years ago there was a boy named James. He was a nice boy that was going to a convention. It was his 3 convention and this time he was dressed as W.D Gaster. He was recently introduced to Undertale and he was fascinated by Gaster because of his mysterious appearance and his intelligence. One day he went to the con and started to look for a gaster mask but then this happened.
"Wow, that Gaster mask I soo cool," said James.
"I am glad you like it," said the merchant that looked like a merchant from resident evil.
"How much?" asked James.
"Just 30 dollars but since you have a cool looking costume I will sell it to you for 12" said the merchant.
"Here is the cash," said James as he slid the 12 dollars towards the merchant." by the way, I am soo happy I did not meet the merchant," James said as he put on the Gaster mask.
(By the way that the wingding language will be translated in the brackets and only the other people from now on will hear the wingding language and now the story will be mostly 1st person)
"Ahhhhhhhh" shouted James as he landed in a greenfield."Where am i" I asked myself.
Then two voices nearby started saying "What is the creature that emitted that horrible noise sister," said a familiar voice.
"I don't know sister but we need to find out," said an even more familiar voice nearby.
I tried to talk to them and then they started to run in the direction of my voice. I thought they were humans but when they burst out of there I saw that they were ponies from MLP and even more they saw me as an evil being. They didn't even ask, they used the elements of harmony without hesitation to put me in stone.
For the first 50 years, I forgave them thinking they just needed to put me in stone to make sure that I was not a threat.
In total after 100 years I thought they were soon coming to free me.
After 300 years I defended into madness and started to believe I was Gaster.
After 1000 years I hated the royal sisters with all my being.
After 2000 years I had powers that rivaled the original Gaster.
After 3000 I became as powerful as discord.
After 6000 years discord came and was put into stone. Luckily we could talk, we became friends, I taught discord how to understand wingding and he taught me how to speak equestrian but I still had the voice like I was everywhere and you would hear the wingding language faintly when I spoke equestrian. Then we planned a great plan a plan that would make the royal princesses very, very surprised.
"Very interesting," I said as discord broke out of his prison.
"Ah, freedom" said discord."Now let free you to, my old friend."
"Ah, freedom is a wonderful thing," I said "my hands and my extra hands are happy for the stretch"
"Now let's go on with our plan and part ways my old friend" discord said getting excited.
"Ok but you are not allowed to mention me," I said grinning
"Of course but let's hurry before celly comes and ruins it" discord said getting impatient
"Fine," I said as I teleported us into celestial vault." Make it quick, according to my senses, they will be here in 10 minutes"
"Ok, I will hurry" before turning into a key and putting himself into the chests keyhole.
Then we set everything up and finished seconds before Celestia with the element bearers walked into the room.
When she opened the door to the vault and took out the chest and said"Now I need you to wield the elements of harmony to defeat discord" said Celestia who then opened the chest.
Then everypony in the room gasped as they all saw the chest was empty.
"I don't understand!"Celestia said "nobody can get in the vault even discord cant but everyone can open the chest !"." And who in Fuasts name would help that monster!"." it doesn't make any sense!" said Celestia.
"Make sense, what fun is it to make sense," said discord from the windows.
"Discord, show your self!" shouted Celestia.
"aw, did you miss me Celestia?" said discord" I missed you."." it is quite lonely encased in stone but you wouldn't know that would you because I don't turn ponys into stone!"
"Enough, what have you done with the elements of harmony!" said Celestia
"Oh I just bowered them for a tiny little while," said discord as he snapped his fingers making the fake elements on the window and making them disappear.
"you will never get away with this discord," said Celestia getting angry.
"oh I have forgotten how grim you can be Celestia it can be quite, boring" said discord.
And all the rest went on normally.
When Celestia put back discord back she realized a great fact.
"THE SKELETON IS GONE!!!!" shouted Celestia in her royal Canterlot voice.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" shouted Luna in her royal Canterlot voice.
"Gather the elements of harmony immediately" shouted Celestia as she burst through the door to the guards living space. Then all the guards when and collected the elements including a very annoyed Rarity because she was just going into the spa to ease her thoughts.
"I demand an explanation, darlings!"Rarity shouted at the guards as they dragged her to the carriage and made her mane 10 times messier than before.
When all of the element bearers got dragged back to the palace in Canterlot Rarity started shouting "Do you know how hard I try to keep my mane in this shape? Do you? Do you!".
"Ah demand answers," said Applejack
"And answers you shall get"Celestia told evreypony."So a long time ago, there was a being that popped out of nowhere. When it did it caused screams from unknown beings, presumably killed the unknown beings. When we came across it, it started to screech at us its voice coming from all angels. It was a skeleton of an unknown being in a black coat with black ooze around it. It moved forwards with its laying objects and tried to hurt us so we used the elements to blast it it was the first monster subjected to the elements. When it was stone the elements disappeared and we found them again when discord was in power. Both statues were placed in the garden and he has escaped. We want you to find him and turn him back to stone. Can you do that?" asked Celestia.
"Of course we will princess" said Twilight and we won't let you down.
"Great" said Celestia "Now go".
Chapter 2: New pony and Pinkie Pie gets surprised.
"Argh" I said "I have bine searching for hours and I am out of bits, my hoves hurt and I am at the Canterlot river. Could this get better or something".
And then a boat came floating down the river and stopped at the shore the pony on board said"Twilight Sparkle I heard that you need to travel to Ponyvile. Am I right?" asked the unicorn in the cloak.
"How did you know?" I asked Twilight him.
"All you need to know is that I know things." said the unicorn in the cloak. "Now do you want a ride or not?"
"ok, how many bits?" I asked.
"Free if you help introduce me to ponyvile since I will be living in a shack next to the river"the unicorn in the cloak replied
"ok deal" I said.
"ok, now let's go" chuckled the unicorn in the cloak "By the way call me Gaster"
On the way, we talked about Ponyvile but it seemed like Gaster knew a lot more than he seemed like he was a very smart pony. But I decided not to ask him because it seemed rude to ask him his secrets right away. Then suddenly he said "by the way I request 2 things from you. One, don't tell the princesses that I am here. Two, tell the princess an invasion is coming and tell her that told you that."." Can I trust you?" he asked
"Ok, I replied. I am happy to help you" I replied.
"Thank β‘οΈββ°1" said Gaster
"Um...What was that? I think heard a little of screeching"I asked
"Oh nothing, it was my...dry throat" replied Gaster hastily.
"Are you sure, I-"I started to ask Gaster.
But then Gaster said" Oh look we are now at the Ponyvile/Everfree forest". "Now let's go and introduce myself to Ponyvile."
When Gaster and I got into ponyvile I knew pinky was probably rushing towards the new pony. But when Pinkey was about to crash into him he backflipped over Pinky and landed on his hoves. Plus he used his magic to stop pinky from running off into the distance.
But then he said"Pinky never run that fast ever again because you have a 99.68564 percent chance that you will break the fourth wall2"
"Okey, Dokie Gaster," said Pinky giggling while running away.
"Um...do you two know each other?" I asked.
"Let's just say the same thing as before, I know things." replied Gaster." now it is very late so I will return to my shack and sleep, you can show me the other ponies another time."
"Bye" I said.
"Bye," said Gaster as he teleported away.
Back to Gasters view
When I got back to my shack instead of sleeping I started training making my attacks stronger than making a checklist. My checklist was 1.get revenge on Celestia and Luna. 2.free discord 3.make a token. 4.meet the rest of ponyvile. 5. gain the rest of the mane 6's trust. 6. Do lots and lots of experiments. But there was a thing nagging me. Twilight had a "boss mob soul3"."oh well, I will ask her next time why she possesses a lot of power.".Then I teleported to the royal garden to free discord.
When I got to the royal gardens I used my magic to manipulate "the void" and "the code" to free him. Then discord made a stone duplicate of himself and put it on the stone pedestal to make sure Celestia would not notice. Then we teleported back to my shack as the sun rose over the hills. Then I put on my cloak made my body into a pony shape and went to ponyvile because I wanted to see the rest of ponyvile.
When I arrived I saw the streets were empty not even a pony in sight.*G@$TeR Breaking the four wall!*"hi, author" I said.
"WHAT THE $^#% ARE YOU DOING?!?!" yelled the author."YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK" yelled the author again.
"I just wanted to give you a heads up! I know pinky pie is making a surprise party and I will make sure you can't tell her so say goodbye to your talking to characters privileges. Plus keep on writing and I will give them back after the surprise, ok?"The author nodded."Good now see you soon author"*G@$TeR Is going back to Equestia*"Now let's surprise the surprise mare" I thought. So then I teleported into Sugercube corner without anyone noticing making my voice using magic and asked quietly "By the way can Pinkie Pie get surprised?"
"I don't think so." whispered a random pony."Her Pinkie sense will tell her if something will happen."
"So if her Pinkie sense will tell her if anything will happen...Did her Pinkie sense tell her that I will do this?" I whispered.
"Do what?" a pony asked.
"This," I told the pony."SURPRISE!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"scremed all of the ponys.
When they stopped screening I asked Pinkie Pie "Did I surprise you?"
"Yes," she said."Yes you did."
And on the other side of the room, there was a pony whose eye was twitching, that ponys mind was blown and said" You surprised Pinkie Pie.....B-B-B-B-But what about her Pinkie sense.....W-W-W-What about......W-W-W-What about....W-W-W-What happened to l-l-l-l-logic?....W-W-What about Science?......." said Twilight. *D:/Users/Twilight/System/Logs/Report: User Twilight's Logic, Science, And all other programs have crashed, The User Twilight/Twilightsystem.exe is not responding, Please reboot the system. Thanks for your corporation." said Twilights brain.
"I think Twilight.exe crashed," I told Everyone."Also here is your speech back." I said to the author and used my magic to do it."Now fellow reality breaker please introduce me to your friends." I asked Pinkie Pie.
"Did Ah' hear the term"Reality Braker" right?" asked the green-eyed pony.
"yes, yes I did now, names?" I asked
"of course darling," said a marshmallow colored pony."My name is Rarity and I am a very fabulous fashion designer."
"Ma names applejack" said Applejack.
"My name is Rainbow Dash the fastest flyer in Equestia!" said Rainbow Dash
"M-M-M-M-M-My name is Fluttershy"said Fluttershy
"Do you mind if I come to your house later on, I would like to see your animals today" I asked Fluttershy
"How did you hear her?" asked the little dragon.
"I had lots of practice listening to little voices when I bring ponys to their destinations" I told him.
"Now, lets party!" I said as we started partying.
5 HOURS LATER
"Bye, Pinkie Pies friend see you another day!" I called to them as I walked to my shack.
"Ah, you had fun," asked Discord
"Yes, yes I did and I was very interesting" I told Discord."Now the thing that will make it even more interesting is for you to teach me some shadow magic as you were star swirl before you became Discord".
"Of course I will teach you but first...How did you crash twilight?!? I even thought I was impossible!" said Discord being loud.
"A great magician never reveals his secrets," I said."Now let's start my training".
"Help" shouted angle up ahead in his animal language.
"Angle, I am coming!" I said as I galloped through the forest thinking it was just angle stuck in a bush. When I came through the thick bushes I saw a minotaur. I screamed then grabbed angle and ran, I ran and ran until I reached a river. When I reached the river there was nowhere to run. The minotaur's claws was almost to me then*Blink*........The minotaur was gone."Angle?" I asked. "Do you know where the minotaur went?" I asked angle but then I realized angle fainted and we were lost.
"Hello." said a voice behind me.
"Eeeeek," I said and turned around to face the voice but found it was just a pony. He name was Gaster. He was the pony from earlier.
"Hello?" Gaster asked."Do you need assistance?" Gaster asked again.
"Oh yes please!" I said happily.
"Where to?" Gaster asked.
"Can I go to ponyvile?" I asked.
"Of course that will cost you 2 bits and I am going there as well since you promised I can come to your house," Gaster told me.
"Here you go," I said as I handed him 2 bits.
"Let's go," he said as he used his blue magic to row the boat to ponyvile.
5 hours later
Gaster View
I am really happy that the minotaur dusted1 before he could hit Fluttershy and before she saw the shadow bones that I just learned from Discord. "We have arrived!" I told Fluttershy. Then I docked my boat at my little dock. When we got to the house I was amazed by how she could take care of so many animals and she even gave me some dinner. When I was leaving angle bunny tried to pull off my cloak and she saw the black and white goop that was my body. I lucky enough that nobody thought to look closely at my face to see it but she saw me and what I could do she fainted. I hope that she will see it as a bad dream, not a real thing. When I got to my shack I said to discord "We need to talk."
Twilight's view
The next day...
"Princess!" I said. "You need to believe that the river pony is the skeleton!" I told her.
"That is impossible for the river pony is a nice pony that has never harmed a fly!" said Celestia.
"Come with me and I will prove it!" I shouted.
"Fine!" said Celestia.
Gaster's view
At Gaster's Shack
"Discord.....Thanks again for teaching me what to do." I said to Discord.
"Your welcome," said Discord.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"Oh, the guests here! Now please hide, I don't want them finding out discord is in my house," I told Discord.
"Hello?" said a familiar voice.
"Is that you Twilight?" I asked.
"Yes, and I brought a friend!" said Twilight.
"Now, Any friend of T......PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!!" I shouted.
"Come in," I said hastily I did not want to offend the princess even though I hate her, she might use magic if I do and reveal me. "Would you like some tea?" I asked.
"No thank you river pony!" Celestia.
"Now that we are inside I would like you to take off your cloak!" said Twilight. Then before I could react she tore off my clock taring it into 2 pieces and shouted "Look at him!!".
"Twilight......He just is a normal pony," said Celestia.
"But........Fluttershy said" said Twilight.
"Oh," I said. "This is a big misunderstanding," I said while starting to laugh.
"She saw me in the shadows and then fainted because I look like Sombra! Without the eyes mind you." I said.
"Ok," said Celestia "sorry for your time and a new cloak will be delivered to you tomorrow," said Celestia before she left with Twilight.
"Bye!" I said as they left.
"I assume it went well," said Discord.
"Yes and No," I said.
"How so?" asked Discord.
"First she didn't find out so that is a win but she knows where we are and Twilight never told her about the invasion," I said."Should we help them or not?" I asked Discord.
"Probably we should only save the town just to get on their good side," said Discord.
"But without you otherwise they will discover that you are free," I said.
"Fair enough but when will it happen?"Said Discord.
"Oh, βββπβ" I said.
When we looked outside we saw chaos. Of course, Discord loved it but some ponys were hurt and running. There was a big Griffon in the middle commanding all of the others. I suspected that he was the leader and in 10 seconds he had rounded all of them up. So then to earn the ponys favor I had to get down there and free them so.......
*Crack!* there I was in normal form, not the pony one because then my cover would be blown."Griffons, please release the ponys." I said.
"Why would you care?" asked the leader of the Griffons
"I am doing this because this will help me earn some of the ponys favor," I said. Now if you don't free the ponys I will give you a very bad time." I said with a dark tone.
"Attack!" shouted the leader of the Griffons.
"Heh heh heh," I said. "So you want to have a bad time? Now............. Let's start." I said again with my eye glowing blue.
Then bones with sharp ends came from nowhere and started flying towards them. Then bones started flying out of the ground. There were also Gaster blasters blocking attacks from them and then blasting them with beams of power. There were my hands flying around shooting them and getting bigger to grab them. This lasted for an hour with only the leader left. My hands grabbed him and held him tight. He struggled but it ceased when a giant Gaster blaster came a blasted him and his ashes to space and beyond. Then.. *Pop* the royal guard came and the princesses looked at me and the dust lying everywhere they thought the attack was from me so they attacked but *Crack* I was gone.
