Outponies

by Jamin P Rose

First published

Outponies are ponies who function as outhouses.

Every city manages their equine waste in different ways. In Ponyville they use outponies, ponies that function as outhouses. No, it's not a joke, nor are they pony shaped outhouses. If you're curious feel free to take a look, or make use of one them, otherwise feel free to be on your way, just remember, we don't judge you so don't judge us.

Warnings: Scat, watersports, and herm on female.

Outponies

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Equestria is truly a culturally diverse place, every city has their own style; Canterlot is sophisticated and pure, Las Pegasus is wild and free, and Ponyville is down to earth and friendly. Just as each city has their own attitude, they also have their own way of handling pony waste. In Canterlot there are runes that line the streets and buildings that remove it almost instantly, whilst Cloudsdale strategically unloads it's waste at the end of the week. In Ponyville there is a rather unique system of handling waste, every pony has a chamber pot or two to handle it when they're indoors--donated to local farms to help fertilize the land--but when they are out in town they make use of outponies.

Outponies are exactly what they sound like, ponies used as outhouses. This is the primary job for ponies who are sentenced to do community service in Ponyville, however most of the outponies are actually public servants and paid to do the job. Ponies from out of town will sometimes find it weird or disconcerting and seek out a friends house when in need; those who fail to find a pony who will let them use their chamber pot and end up leaving a mess on the ground often find themselves serving as an outpony, assuming they can't pay the fine.

There are a small hoof-full of perverted ponies who volunteer for the job. These ponies are welcomed and even covetited by the community, often because of their overzealous service of the ponies using them; it should be noted that getting these ponies off is not only acceptable but encouraged, just be aware that the stallions may get you in the face when they cum.

These ponies work long days, rising at the same time as most farmers during what is known as The Celestia Hour--the hour when Princess Celestia herself gets up to prepare for the day--and going home an hour or two after Princess Luna raises the moon. Now that you have a better understanding of outponies let's follow one throughout their day.


The ringing of a classic alarm clock echoed in the bed room of a house on the outskirts of ponyville, at least until a hoof came down on it and the alarm ceased with a thud. With a grunt the pony in the bed rolled until they hit the floor next to the bed, standing up after a moment and shaking out their charcoal gray mane. Once they'd tossed their blankets back on to the bed they wandered over to their shower room. On one side was a shower head connected to a tank built into the wall, and on the other side was a chamber pot.

The pony, whose coat was a white as snow, stepped over the pot and lowered their hips so their sheath was properly aimed into it. With a very feminie groan the pony unleashed a torrent of yellow into the empty pot. Despite her best effort, in her relaxed state the direction of her urinary tract switched and piss arced out of her marehood, splattering loudly onto the tiled floor. At this point she was too far gone to care, continuing to piss until her bladder was empty as her piss slowly flowed towards the drain in the floor.

With her bladder empty she sighed, shuffled up and began emptying her bowels into the pot as well. This took a decent amount of time as the reprocessed waste was expelled into the vessel, but when she was done the mare felt a dozen pounds lighter, and her mishap from earlier had either drained away or started drying. Content to deal with the vessel later, the mare stepped into her shower and quickly cleaned up. She wasn't likely to remain that way, but it was the principle of the matter that mattered to her.

After stepping out of her shower room and grabbing a quick bite to eat, she set off to the town square where she would be working today. Although she preferred working in the park, she was happy not to be working at the train station. The ponies at the station were either new to Ponyville and hesitant about using her or in a hurry and very sloppy at using her. That said, there was always the odd pony or two who enjoyed making a mess of her. She cleared her mind as she arrived near the town hall, stepping over to the padded platform where a couple of other ponies were talking. As she arrived one of them called out to her.

"Hey White Rose, ready to get that coat recolored?" One of the few stallion outponies asked.

"Sure River Rapid, although if I were you, I'd worry about not plastering Mayor Mare's face with cum again." White Rose retorted with a smile.

"Yeah, yeah, like you did with Princess Luna when she decided to use you last Nightmare Night?" A dark chocolate coated mare with a foam white mane said as she laid down in the platform and rolled over.

"That's not fair, and you know it! If it weren't for Pinkie Pie aiming it, I would have only hit myself!" White exclaimed as she too laid down on the padded platform and rolled over.

"As I recall, you came so much that you turned her body into the night sky," the fourth and final pony said as she took her position.

"Shut up Swirl!"

"Fine, spoil sports." The mare replied.

The four of them lapsed into silence as they waited. The only place likely to see action this early was the market place, and even then only if the farmers arriving early to set up for the breakfast rush hadn't used their pots at home. So they waited together, joking and sharing past experiences from their time working as outponies, growing quiet whenever they heard hoofsteps. It ended up being a good two hours before ponies started traveling through the town square.

The Mayor and her staff were among the first to walk by, followed by your usual early morning ponies; paper ponies, mail ponies and travelers leaving on the first train. As usual, another hour or two ticked by before the first pony stepped up to use them. The paper pony had finished his route and was likely on his way to pick up breakfast, he stepped up to Swirl and slid his quickly stiffening cock into her muzzle. Everypony present could hear his sigh as he began to pour his urine down her throat, and they could hear her gulping it down as fast as she could.

White Rose closed her eyes and listened to the sound, completely missing the pony stepping over her. All of a sudden a damp marehood was pressing against White's muzzle, and as she opened her eyes she was treated to a sparkly star filled ethereal tail filling her vision. White's gasp was all the opening Princess Luna needed to begin peeing into her mouth. Quickly realizing that this was not a dream, she began to gulp down the Princess's urine as quick as she could. Being bigger than a normal pony it took longer for Princess Luna to finish, but when she was done, Luna began grinding her marehood against White's muzzle while using her magic to stroke the mare's cock.

White tried to protest as Princess Luna worked her hips, but her muzzle was otherwise occupied as it had slipped into the Princess's folds. White Rose wasn't able to last long under such ministrations, with her face soaked in Princess pussy juice, and her cock being stroked with magic, she peaked. Her cock flared and, thanks to Luna's stroking, splattered the Princess's chest with cum. Luna was surprised but quickly dove down to take White's cock into her mouth, while using her magic to stimulate her clit and spray marecum on to the herm's face. White unloaded a couple of large jets of cum into Princess Luna's mouth before nearly passing out in orgasmic bliss.

White barely heard Luna's call of thanks as the Princess dismounted her and trotted off. She lay there dazed from the powerful orgasm, losing track of what was going on around her, not even noticing as another mare sat on her muzzle. White was snapped out of her daze by a powerful stream of urine splattering her face from the mare above her, the mare had gotten tired of waiting for White and simply decided to use her face. With a huff the pony stepped away from White Rose when she was done and marched off to the town hall. Although not completely dazed, White was still a bit out of it as she waited for the next pony to come use her.

As she lay there a stallion stepped over her from her lower half, and after a squat, began soaking her chest in golden urine. This drew a moan out of her as he slowly walked forward, coating her from her belly up to her face, stopping to add to the urine on her face and forcing her to close her eyes. As White lay there soaking she felt something soft and semi-solid plop onto her stomach, accompanied by the sound of a couple of bursts of gas. The stallion dropped another two horseapples onto her before stepping over her, dragging his tail across her face, turning around, stepping back over her, and burying his muzzle in the warm pile on her belly. It was a strange experience, having a pony drop their shit on you only to have them eat it back up, it was made stranger by the stallion sliding his cock into her mouth and humping her face while doing so. Once the stallion had cleaned her belly to the best of his ability he began vigorously fucking her face, thrusting his cock deep into her throat over and over until he blew his load into her stomach. Then as if nothing out of the ordinary happened he stepped back from her and walked off

White was utterly confused but her cock was hard and throbbing, demanding attention. She leaned forward and began stroking herself with both her hooves, humping into her strokes vigorously until she cried out and thrusted hard several times, shooting a burst of cum over her head each time. Rarity and Fluttershy had the unfortunate timing to be walking by at that moment, the two of them getting strands of cum splattered across their manes and faces. The more socal of the two glared at White Rose while the other opted to lick a bit of if off of her muzzle. The two moved on quickly however, as getting hit with cum was known to be a hazard of passing by the outponies.

As White's heart beat slowed down Mayor Mare led Princess Luna over to the padded mat, directing her to lay down next to her. The night princess did so, and upon rolling over showed that her chest still had cum streaks on it.

The princess spoke first to break the slightly awkward tension between them, "I had no idea that you weren't supposed to have sex with outponies."

White chuckled guiltily, "Yeah, I mean you're allowed to get them off, but not anything beyond that."

"Apparently I left you 'dazed and unable to work' for a few minutes." Luna said as she looked around at the town square.

"Maybe a minute or two, but still long enough to upset somepony. So you opted for community service instead of paying the fine?" White asked as she looked over at the Princess.

"Yes, we figured it would be worth the experience. Plus, I am the Princess of the Night, sex falls partially into my domain." She replied with a proud smile.

"I'm just going to warn you now, because of who you are you're likely to get a lot of ponies using you. It's not often there's a princess serving as an outpony." White said with a sympathetic smile.

"I'm sure I can handle it." Luna said with a slight puff of her chest.

With that White let the conversation go, but she could see an uptick in the number of ponies gathering in the square and gulped.


Things were quiet for about an hour, only one or two ponies used White, and no pony had approached Princess Luna, who was actively pleasuring herself now that she was allowed to. The quiet couldn't last and, at noon, the stallions of Ponyville stepped up onto the platform, one by one taking a place around Princess Luna. As the circle was completed the stallions took their cocks in hoof, carefully aimed at Luna, and unleashed a torrent of piss. One after another began soaking the Princess of the Night, drenching her from horn to hoof in acrid piss while several aimed for her open mouth, overflowing it almost instantly. Those closer to her cunt targeted the foal hole and blasted away at it with all they had. The puddle under her grew so big that it started to cascade off of the platform and onto the ground.

Even when the last stream ended things weren't over, one by one the stallions were replaced by mares and the process started over. The dirt around the platform had become mud by the time the last mare had finished. There was further still to come, as a pair of stallions straddled her spread legs, their rears facing each other as their tails swished out of the way and they began shitting on Luna's crotch. One mare wasn't content to let them have all of the fun, she flapped her wings to hover over the princess's face and began to plop horseapples onto her. Luna was unable to catch them in her mouth as they fell, smearing on her face as they hit. As one stallion finished another took his place until they were forced to find another spot to cover, working their way up towards her face while other mares followed the Pegasus' example and covered the princess's face in a large mound of shit.

When all was said and done Luna was covered from horn to hoof in shit. It was even plastered to her wings, which ponies had taken care to gently pull them out from under her, only to unload their bowels on them. Eventually Mayor Mare declared a public orgy at the request of the twentieth pony to be hit with a public fornication citation. All hell broke loose from there and the outponies were all but forgotten about. As Princess Luna lay there covered in shit, White Rose got up and trotted over to her. Stepping up to where the princess's marehood should have been, she lay down on the shit covered princess and pushed her cock into the filthy mess until she found her prize. Pressing her painfully hard cock into Luna's marehood drew a moan out of both of them. White pressed in to the princess's pussy until she was hilted before pulling back beginning to fuck her. The sloppy shit made holding onto Luna harder, but after working one of her hooves around the bottom of the princess's right leg, she was able to hold on and pound the princess's pussy with all of the earth pony strength she had.

The wet slapping drew the attention of some of others as they finished their own sexual encounters and came over to the two outponies, several deciding to add to the scene by pissing on them. This helped wash off some of the shit but the majority remained, it also drove Luna over the edge and her marecum mixed with the shit around her crotch. Having cum twice already while watching Luna get plastered with shit, White's refractory period nowhere near over, continuing to fuck the princess with all her might. Relentlessly pounding the royal cunt, the herm didn't even care as the Pegasi brought in rain clouds and washed the two off. She had a goal and she was going for it, pushing Luna past her second and into her third orgasm, White was finally reaching her peak. Pulling out, her rigid cock dripped with shit and mare cum as she walked around to Luna's face and plunged herself into the depths of the princess's throat. With that single thrust she hilts herself in the princess's throat and unloads what's left in her balls into the mare's stomach. After half a minute White pulls out of Luna's throat and collapses back, passing out from exhaustion.


White Rose woke with a start, looking around she found that she was back in her bedroom. She checked herself over only to find that she was as clean as a whistle, however upon checking her clock she discovered that it was nearly eight in the evening. As she stumbled out of bed she noticed a note sitting on her bedside table held down by a crescent moon pendant on a silver chain. After sliding the note out from under the pendant, she flipped it open and read the elegant script on the page.

Dear White Rose,

I hope this note finds you well, you were exhausted after our exhilarating fun and I felt it only right that I make sure you arrived home safely. I quite enjoyed our copulation and would like to extend an offer for you to join us in our bedchamber, show the necklace to the guards and they will let you through. I look forward to seeing you soon.

Sincerely,

HRM Princess Luna of Night

P.s. Please keep in mind that I hold Night Court from eight to eleven on weeknights.

White set the letter back down on the bedside table and held the pendant in her hoof. The construction was a work of art, a perfectly cut moonstone set seamlessly in silver that almost seemed to shine like it's counterpart in the sky. She looked at it for a moment longer and gently set it back down on the table, she could hardly believe it had really happened, but that necklace was irrefutable proof that it did.

An unintended yawn forced its way to the surface as she stepped into her kitchen, it may be late and she may be tired, but she was thirsty and wouldn't be denied. After grabbing a glass of water from her sink and downing it quickly, White headed back to her bedroom and got back into bed, it was late and she still had work in the morning. As she fell asleep a smile bloomed on her face, today had been a good day.


While that might not have been an average day for an outpony, it wasn't uncommon for something like that to happen. If you believe the rumor mill, those events are planned and run by Princess Twilight as a way to encourage a different kind of friendship, one with benefits; however it's best not to put stock in those rumors, after all if you tell ten ponies a story and ask them to tell it back, you'll get ten different versions and none of them will be right.