Some Serious Honkers
“Hey, Scoots, scoot.”
Scootaloo looked up from her phone for only a few seconds, shooting her father a sideways look. “You think you’re clever, don’t you?”
“I think I want to sit down.” Green Thunder grinned. “But I guess whether you move or not is up to you.”
Scootaloo shrugged. She had been splayed out along the whole length of the sofa when Green walked into the room, but after a few insistent waves from her father’s hand she finally brought her legs in, freeing a small space for him.
Green let out a relieved sigh as he settled into the soft leather, his gaze lingering on the young mare for a moment. She was going through a major growth spurt on the cusp of her teenage years, and it showed. She’d been growing her hair out—it already hung down past her hips when she was standing—and despite her habit of wearing sports bras and hoodies, her breasts were already capable of filling almost her entire lap when she sat down.
She’s looking more like her mother every day, Green thought as he turned to the TV. Animal Crossing: New Horizons was finally out, and he wasn’t waiting another minute before he got into it.
He was just listening to the distinctive startup chime of his Switch when his ear twitched at the sound of the front door unlocking.
Rainbow Dash walked in with her usual cocky grin, butting the door shut behind her with her hips. “Hey, guys! You miss me?”
Scootaloo rolled her eyes. “You were only gone a few hours, Mom.”
“Well, I missed you.” Green stood up with a wink, walking forwards.
Rainbow smirked. “At least one of you do.”
Although Rainbow wasn’t quite as slim as she was in her youth, she was still just as fit and beautiful as ever in her crisp Wonderbolts captain uniform, the buttons straining to hold in the ponderous weight of her massive breasts. Her flowing rainbow mane, the envy of every mare in Ponyville with its volume and luster, hung all the way down to her ankles, framing her wide hips and thick thighs in its polychromatic embrace, and her fiery cerise eyes took on a mischievous glint as Green closed the distance and pulled her into a welcoming hug.
“Welcome home, Dashie.” He gave her a quick peck on the lips, stiffening as he felt her hand grope at one of his buttocks.
“Mom! I’m right here!”
“You were actually looking up from your phone for once?” Rainbow asked. “Who’re you texting so much, anyways?”
“Uh, y’know.” Scootaloo blushed as she averted her eyes. “Apple Bloom.”
“Oh, well tell her I said hi!” Rainbow grabbed hold of Green’s hand, leading him along behind her as she made for the bedroom. “C’mon, you.”
Green blinked, glancing to Scootaloo for help and receiving only another eyeroll. “Did you need something, babe? I was just sitting down.”
“You can play later,” Rainbow quipped. Her magnificent mane rolled over her shoulders as she reached a hand out to open their bedroom door. She pulled Green through with a wink and a grin before shutting it behind them and pushing him further inside.
Their bedroom was spacious, with a large bed of clouds in the center framed by rich wood. Wonderbolt posters adorned the walls, mostly depicting Rainbow when she was the young, fresh star of the team, back before she’d earned her captain’s stripes and was too busy in the office to fly in every show. The newer posters had Green Thunder in them, with the couple usually posing with newly graduated classes of Wonderbolts from the division they’d founded together in Ponyville.
Green set his joycon down on the dresser next to the door as Rainbow strutted further into the room. “How was your day?”
“Awesome!” Rainbow shrugged her coat off, letting it fall to the floor in a heap before flaring her wings wide. She struck a pose as she grinned back at Green over her shoulder, causing her long, thick mane to ripple over the curves of her legs. “Some paperwork got delayed, so yours truly got to show the rookies how it’s done out in the sky.”
“Oh, yeah?” Green came up behind her and pulled her into a hug. He nosed her mane away to plant a kiss on the nape of her neck. “Set any new records?”
“Nah, not today.” Rainbow sighed, leaning back into him and closing her eyes. “But that’s alright. The records are all still mine, anyways.”
Green smirked at that. He hooked his fingers in the hem of her shirt, pulling it higher and revealing her tight belly hidden underneath.
“Now what do you think you’re doing, chump?” Rainbow asked playfully.
“Oh, don’t mind me.” Green slid a hand up her shirt, caressing her soft fur as he traced the tips of his wings over her legs. “Keep going. What tricks did you do?”
“I felt like going back to the classics today,” she said. A soft coo escaped her as Green’s fingers traveled slowly higher. “The Superspeed Strut, the Buccaneer Blaze. The Fantastic Filly Flash.”
“Mm, that last one’s my favorite.” Green reached higher, feeling at the weight of her breasts. They were squeezed into a struggling sports bra at the moment, but he could still feel her nipples hardening through the fabric.
“You want me to show you?” Rainbow grinned, twisting her head back to push her lips against his. She reached an arm around, sliding her fingers through his mane and pulling him against her as she slid her tongue past his lips, and for a moment the two competed for dominance, smiling into each other’s mouths. Finally Rainbow pulled back with a breathless sigh, her eyes meeting his. “You know flying always gets me hot.”
Green gave a little nod. He brought a hand up to squeeze at one of her breasts, drawing a soft moan from her. “I know.”
She chuckled, biting playfully at his lip before spinning around and shoving him towards the bed. Green allowed himself to fall, spreading his legs as he settled into the plush bedsheets.
Rainbow didn’t pounce on him right away. Instead she stepped back, pulling her shirt up over her head in one smooth motion and revealing the sky blue fur underneath. She flung the shirt aside as she whipped her long mane to pull it free from the collar.
She winked as she hooked her thumbs under the rainbow fabric of her straining sports bra, pushing it up and leaning forwards to give Green a good look at the deep valley of her cleavage. Even tightly packed as it was, each of her breasts were larger than his head. “You want these?”
Green nodded, biting his lip. “Yes, please.”
“Are you sure you can handle them?” She brought both tits up to her mouth in turn, sticking her tongue out and leaving glistening streaks of saliva behind as she caressed them with her tongue.
“I think we both know I can handle them,” Green mumbled, mesmerized by the display.
“We’ll see about that.”
Rainbow straightened up, bouncing her breasts a few more times before she began to slowly tease the bottom of her bra up her body. She groped herself as she did so, letting out cute little grunts of exertion as the first inches of pillowy blue flesh became visible. She grabbed the bra in her teeth, moaning as she pulled it up past her nipples, and she had to use both arms to cover the little buds and hold up the weight of her enormous bosom.
Finally the bra jerked free, resting limply around Rainbow’s neck as she let it go. The only thing holding her breasts up were her arms, squeezed tightly around them to hide her nipples. She leered at Green over the soft flesh of her tits. “Ready?”
Green licked his lips and nodded, and with a grin, Rainbow leaned forward and opened her arms.
Her breasts sprung forth with a soft ripple, swinging beneath her as if relieved to be set free after so long trapped behind the constraints of her sports bra. Unhindered, with all of their size-MM glory on display, they were large enough to hang down to her hips, each one adorned with a perky blue nipple. Green knew from experience that it was impossible for him to wrap his arms all the way around them from behind Rainbow, but that never stopped him from trying, and he sat up, reaching out for the heavenly masses.
“Ah, not yet!” Rainbow danced away from him, smirking as she crossed her arms under her cleavage and gave them a few teasing shakes. “You stay right there, got it?”
Green smiled as he raised his hands in surrender and settled back into the bed, his wings splayed out behind him. “Yes, ma’am.”
Rainbow’s smirk turned to a greedy grin as she flung her bra off her neck and fell to her knees next to the bed. Her dexterous fingers worked quickly to undo Green’s belt, followed by the buttons and zipper of his pants, and she tugged the clothing down to his knees in a single quick jerk.
He was already hard, the stiff length of his erection bulging up against the thin cloth of his underwear. Rainbow leaned in and planted a kiss on the base as she drew in a deep breath of his scent, a shiver of anticipation passing through her. Impatiently she reached up and pulled his waistband down, and now free from its restraints, Green’s cock bobbed up against her face.
Rainbow only spent a brief moment admiring it, rubbing the pre-leaking tip against her cheek with a content hum, before opening her mouth and taking him inside her. Green groaned as she slathered his cock with her tongue, pressing his shaft up against the roof of her mouth and twisting her head to the side. She bobbed her head over the tip for a few seconds before pushing deeper, bracing her hands on his thighs and massaging his shaft with the soft muscles of her throat. Green couldn’t help but buck lightly up against her, squeezing his eyes shut as his entire length was immersed in the wet heat.
Of course he didn’t leave her unattended. His horn glowed, and Rainbow let out a cute squeak as his magic worked her pants down the curve of her ass. A drawer by their bedside glowed green as he tugged it open and floated out an impressively-sized dildo, modeled after his own image. Rainbow watched it with anticipation as he floated it down, under the shimmering rainbow curtain of her voluminous mane pooling around her ankles, and positioned the tip against the glistening lips of her pussy.
He pressed it into her softly, and she popped off his cock with a shaky moan as the first couple inches slid past her lower lips. Her cheeks flushed red as she gave him a flustered grin. “You’re always s-so considerate.”
Green winked. “I aim to please.”
Rainbow bit her lip as she jerked him off with both hands, matching the motion of the dildo working gradually deeper into her and spreading her saliva over his cock. Then she reached down and hefted her huge breasts up over his lap, sliding his cock into her cleavage.
“Oh, fuck.” A dopey smile spread over Green’s face as he felt the pillowy warmth of his wife’s bosom embrace him. The MM-cup mammaries were big enough to blanket his thighs entirely, hot with Rainbow’s body heat, and he could just feel the accelerated rate of her pulse as she squeezed his cock between them. She looked him in the eyes as she leaned down to wrap her lips around the barely visible tip of his shaft, completely enveloping him in her heat.
She moaned around his dick as she began to jerk him slowly with her tits. Green leaned back into the bed, losing himself in the sensation of the soft flesh pressed all around his length and the hot tingle of Rainbow’s tongue licking the pre from his cock. She smeared the saliva dripping down his shaft into the deep valley between her breasts, accelerating her pace as the natural lube made her work easier. Her wings flared out as Green pumped the dildo into her faster to match, twitching and shuddering with every thrust.
Between Rainbow’s tits and mouth she formed a makeshift pussy, and Green couldn’t help but thrust up into it, squeezing his hands around her enormous melons like a stallion would grip a lesser mare’s hips. He licked his lips and grunted at the tingling pressure building at the base of his cock, letting out breathless moans as Rainbow coaxed him towards the edge. She gagged around him as his thrusts grew stronger and his grip on her tits grew firmer, until finally it was all she could do but brace her hands on his legs and hold firm as he fucked her boobs with wild abandon.
Rainbow moaned around him as he pounded the dildo into her with the same heavy rhythm, the vibrations of her voice only adding to his pleasure, and as she reached one hand down to gently cradle his balls he finally passed the point of no return.
“Ah, f-fuck, yes!” Green’s horn glowed, and Rainbow gagged as he pushed her down onto his cock with her magic while pressing her tits together with all his alicorn strength. A shuddering breath escaped him as his balls tightened up and the first spurt of cum pulsed through his shaft and flooded Rainbow’s mouth. He could hear her gulping it down as the second shot followed, and then a third; with her head buried in her own cleavage and his cock plugging her throat, she had no choice but to swallow, and the milking motion of her throat around his flare was enough to draw another groan from him as he pumped more and more cum into her mouth.
He continued to fuck her with the dildo at the same time, hilting the entire length in her cunt. It was too much for any mare to keep up with, and soon he could feel his hot cum spilling out past her lips and dribbling into the space between her tits as Rainbow let out a shrill, shuddering moan, dripping down to pool at the base of his shaft.
She popped off his dick with a breathless squeal, her entire body shivering as the last spurts of Green’s load sprayed over her neck. She stayed there a moment longer, eyes rolled back and mouth gaping as his cum dripped down her navel, before falling back onto the bed, chest heaving with every breath.
“You done already?” Green panted. He continued to work the dildo softly inside her, pushing quiet little moans past her lips.
She shook her head, holding up one finger as she caught her breath. After several seconds she picked her head up and shook her mane out of her face, revealing the heat in her cheeks. “I’m n-not done. Are you done?”
“I don’t know, am I?”
Rainbow let out a little squeak as Green flexed his cock, which was still nestled in the warm crook of her tits and dribbling a few final drops of cum. It was still rock hard—one of the benefits of alicorn biology.
“You think you’re so special, huh?” Rainbow’s wings quivered as she climbed up onto the bed, sliding her hands under his shirt and pushing it up to reveal the hard muscle underneath. She stiffened, biting her lip as Green made an especially emphatic pump with the dildo inside her, and reached one hand down to pluck the toy out of his magical grip. She shivered as she pulled it out of her pussy and tossed it to the floor. “That was pretty rad, but I’m hungry for some real dick now.”
Green grinned as he slid back, pulled his shirt up over his head, and propped himself up against the bed’s headboard. “Come and get it, cutie.”
She followed him with a predatory stare, her hard nipples sliding over his chest as she straddled his waist. She twisted her hips, sliding her pussy lips along his shaft and coating it in her sticky marecum, and planted her massive bosom against Green’s chest.
They were big enough to envelop him completely, the heavy MM-cup pillows reaching all the way down to his hips on either side of him, and even with arms outstretched Green couldn’t reach all the way around them. He leaned down and ran his tongue over first one and then the other, tasting the salty sweat of Rainbow’s exertion as she grinded against him, and then looked up and leaned in for a kiss.
She obliged him with a soft moan, sliding her tongue past his lips and pressing him back against the headboard. The tangy flavor of his own cum still lingered on her tongue, and his cock twitched in anticipation as she cradled his cheeks in her hands, wings fluttering behind her.
Finally she’d had enough of teasing herself. Rainbow slid herself up his length and reached a hand down. Her soft fingers felt cold around his cock compared to the heat of her loins, but it was quickly replaced by the fiery embrace of her pussy winking around his shaft.
They both moaned into each other’s mouths as she began to ride him in earnest. She was already dripping wet and hungry for cock, and within seconds she settled into a fast rhythm, the smack of their bodies meeting filling the room everytime she brought her firm ass down against his thighs. Her pussy gripped fiercely at his shaft everytime she rocked her hips up, relaxing only when she slammed back down and took him entirely inside her.
She broke their kiss with a sharp gasp as he kneaded at her heaving tits, throwing her head back and shoving his face down into her cleavage. “Oh, fuck! Suck on them!”
Green could only grunt his acknowledgement with his face full of her cleavage, but he wasted no time in obliging. He kissed and licked at every part of her massive bosom, running his tongue over the curves where they met and grabbing her stiff nipples to pop them into his mouth. Rainbow let out shrill whines of pleasure as he sucked on the sensitive little buds and pulled on them with his lips, drawing in deep breaths of her scent, and he could feel her tunnel clenching and quivering around his cock as he teased them with his teeth and sent shocks of pleasure into them with his magic.
She wrapped her quivering hands around his neck and pulled him into her even tighter, drowning him in her tits as her moans reached ever higher notes. He pounded blindly into her cunt, clinging tightly onto her massive mammaries with both hands, thrusting up to meet her as she slammed down against him in a desperate bid to get as deep as he could into her depths. Rainbow was always an athletic mare, and even if she didn’t fly as hard or as much as she used to, her pussy could still clamp down like a vice when she lost herself in the fervor of sex. She squeezed him so tight it felt almost like she was trying to tear his dick off, the muscles inside her rippling up his length in a bid to milk another hot load of cum from him.
His cock twitched inside her as he felt another orgasm approaching, her lower lips teasing the tight ball of pleasure ever higher towards his tip. He began to lose his rhythm, slapping his hips up against her ass with firm, ragged thrusts as he clenched his jaw.
“Fuck yes, Green!” Rainbow pressed her hips down against him and began to grind her cunt over his cock, keeping him hilted completely inside her while she milked him with the firm muscles of her core. She pulled his face up out of her bosom, pushing her forehead up against his as she spoke between gasps of pleasure. “Cum inside me, baby! I need it!”
The begging was always enough to set him off, and with a strained groan Green shoved his lips up against hers and pushed his cock as deep into her pussy as he could get it. She cradled his face in her hands as she let out a shuddering moan, his tongue invading her mouth just as his cock flared and pumped the first spray of cum into her cunt. He jerked up into her with each spray, and her wings pounded against the air, driving her down against him as she continued to grind her hips and milk his pulsing cock with her velvety walls. Green’s world was reduced to just her—to the soft flesh of her heaving breasts between his groping fingers, the hot tongue lashing against his as his wife screamed her pleasure into his mouth, and the hot, muscular pussy swallowing the last drops of his cum.
Finally Green fell back, his load spent and his body tingling with exhaustion. The thick curls of Rainbow’s long mane tickled at his balls as she collapsed against his chest, her huge bosom squished between them.
“Phew.” Green kept one hand softly kneading at her breast as he brought the other up to toy with her mane. “Satisfied now?”
She let out an airy giggle as she snuggled into the crook of his neck, wrapping her wings around him like feathery blankets. “For now.”
With a tired grin, Green shimmied further down the bed—Rainbow clutching to him all the while—and let his head fall back onto a pillow. Rainbow’s sweaty back glistened in the sunlight filtering through their window as he closed his eyes, listening to her steady breathing as she drifted into a content sleep.
He closed his eyes, his softening dick still twitching inside her with the aftershocks of his orgasm, and drifted off surrounded by her warm embrace.
He wasn’t sure how long they stayed that way, but it must’ve been a couple hours later at least when a knock at their bedroom door roused the couple from their sleep.
“Hey, guys?” Scootaloo called. “You busy?”
Rainbow lifted her head blearily, shaking her wild mane out of her eyes as she squinted towards the door. “Whaddya want, squirt?”
“I’ve got something funny to show you!”
“Oh, well,” Green whispered, “that sounds very serious.”
Rainbow dipped down and gave him a quick peck on the lips. “We should probably get dressed anyway, cutie. The kids will need dinner.”
Green nodded as she rolled off him, a shiver passing over him as his flaccid dick fell out of her. Rainbow spared only a quick glance down for the thick cum dripping down her thigh before sliding off the bed and slipping into a pair of pajama pants. She threw a loose t-shirt on, just barely concealing her hefty breasts even though it hung down past her hips.
Green sighed as he floated a comfortable pair of shorts and a shirt over, donning them quickly. With both of them proper once more, he reached out with his magic and pulled the door open. “Alright, Scoots, let’s see it.”
Scootaloo scrunched her nose up as she stepped inside, her mane swinging around her hips as she looked around. “Why is it so hot in here?”
“I wouldn’t worry about it,” Green said with a smile. Rainbow slid back into the bed, cuddling against his right side, and he smacked the open space to his left with his free hand. “C’mon up. Show me what you got.”
Scootaloo grinned as she hopped into the bed, tucking her head into the crook of his shoulder and getting comfortable before propping her phone up on his lap. “Alright, check this out!”
She tapped her phone to start the video, and Green Thunder watched with a content smile, his two favorite mares wrapped in his arms.