Royal Boredom

by Nagiman

First published

Celestia is bored, maybe doing something risky will change her mind.

Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria, along side her sister Princess Luna. In the world, she sees nothing but the glorious sun, and her subjects basking in it's glow. Day to day life has been pretty boring for the past 800 years. Maybe it's time to do something a bit more fun, even if it may make Luna mad.

Time to pay a visit to a bar, with a small room to have fun in. Surprising all who may enter. Time to do some slutty work, because owning a harem isn't allowed anymore by the society norms.

Kinks - Plain Sex, Public Bathroom Area, Gloryhole, Surprise Incest, and No Scat/Watersports in this one.

Comments, Criticism, and Puns are always welcome. I love to read what's on your mind, be it negative, or positive.

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The sun was setting over Canterlot, it's glow radiating through the streets of the mountainside city. The castle casting it's long shadow down the main street, the two towers of the royal sisters shadowing the buildings. Another day had past in the kingdom of Equestria bringing it's citizen's down for rest. All but one pony in particular, Princess Celestia, ruler of the sun.

Walking along the hallways of the castle, the white Alicorn with her majestic flowing aurora mane, wondered alone, watching as her beautiful sun disappeared over the horizon. Staring out the window she had stopped at every day, letting out a soft sigh. Recalling the days events with the nobles and citizens in her court, it was boring. Nothing ever really changed with them, same complaints, same ideas, never thinking about all the other things that their idea or complaint could affect. She was bored yet again with the monotony of her daily life, it had been this way for at least eight hundred years.

Ever since her sister had returned it was nice to sleep peacefully again while Luna held night court. Previously she had to stay awake for days at a time to deal with both ponies of day and night. Now with that free time it was great to sleep, but some nights she just wanted to go do something fun. Being the princess was exhausting but at the same time, she couldn't go walking around alone, the guards would swarm to her side anytime she left the castle. Tonight however, it was going to be different. She was going to have fun, even if it meant causing some trouble for the guards, or maybe Luna.

A sly grin crept across the alicorn's face, her eyes lighting up with the ideas she was getting. It was naughty, dirty, and something she really needed, it was all in one. Standing up, she looked down the hallways, empty like usual. Slipping off her heels, she rubbed her feet. Then after a few quick stretches of her legs, she took off running down the halls towards her room. Coming to her door, the guards opened the room to her immediately, no questions needed to be asked. It was do as said, nothing to question about their ruler. Walking by, Celestia let out a wink, teasing the guard with some flirting to see if he'd break rank. He didn't, never did, and it was fun to taunt them a little that way.

Once the doors closed behind her, Celestia threw her heels to the side, removed her regalia, setting them on their mannequin so they wouldn't get damaged. Moving to the bathroom, she looked in the mirror. Her eyes had bags starting to grow under them as time moved on, her rose colored eyes still maintained their stunning beauty no matter how old she got. Looking out the small window, the sun was now fully down, and her sister's moon was rising up. It was time to get ready for the night, but she had to wait just a bit longer for Luna to be out of her room to put her plan in full swing. For now she got the next step ready, stripping off her clothes, throwing them in the dirty laundry basket, and grabbing a towel from off the shelf. Setting the towel down on the sink counter top, she grabbed her makeup kit and got it ready too.

Opening up the kit revealed all sorts of various makeups, colors, and equipment she would need. Starting with her eye shadow, she picked a luscious rose to match her eyes, next was the mascara to bring her eyelashes into a full bloom, lastly for her face a ruby red lipstick that brought her lips to a bigger look, and finishing it all off ruby red nail polish. The alicorn was going to look her best for the night she had planned. Normally it would only be for parties that she would get dressed up for, but it had been so long since she was last with a lover that the urge had finally broke the damn of restraint. She was going to be all pretty for a night of sex. The next thirty minutes were spent applying all her makeup, making sure it was just perfect. Next she reached into her jewelry drawer and pulled out two big golden hooped earrings. Pulling a small rope on the bottom, opening a hidden hatch, she reached in and pulled out a choker with a small silver plate on it with the word, whore, etched into it.

Stepping back from the mirror, Celestia admired the work she put into herself. She looked gorgeous. It wouldn't be finished yet, she was going to have to play her guards as fools. Walking out to her main chamber door she talked through the wood. "Guards, I'm taking a bath then going to sleep. I do not wish to be disturbed." Her voice emanating serious tone.
Her plan was now in motion to the fullest. Looking out the window the moon was in it's rightful place of the sky, signaling that Luna would now be in night court tending to the ponies up at this time.

The alicorn went back to her bathroom to hide the sound of her spell from her bodyguards. Her horn lit up, glowing golden yellow. The magic glow starting to envelop her body, then a snap of light and she disappeared from her bathroom. In a few seconds she reappeared, now in her sister's dark room. Lighting up her horn again, she created a small orb of light to see around the dark room for the light switch. After finding it, the room flooded to life. Blues, purples, and black coated the room in an elegant dance of night. The colors suited Luna's solidarity, and helped her get sleep during Celestia's sunny days.

Celestia started phase two of her plan. Heading over to her sister's dresser she opened the top drawer, digging through Luna's underwear. Grabbing a nice silky pair of stockings in jet black, a matching garter belt to go with them, then a pair of crotch-less panties in a lovely deep violet and it's matching bra where the nipples could be accessed without taking it off. Choosing them was the easy part, getting them on was harder considering Luna was a size smaller than her sister, but Celestia wasn't giving up without getting them on. Once she had everything on, the poor undergarments were stretching their size to fit the royal posterior. The white alicorn then moved to the closet, opening it wide to reveal it was a walk in with many outfits hanging. Walking down the rows of clothes, Celestia found the dresses she was looking for. Trim cut, strapless, and the sides cutting open near the bottom to act as tease material.

Looking through the dresses of various blues and purples, she managed to pick one that tickled her fancy. It was a royal blue, with silver trim along the edges, with tie sides and a lovely dragon design going up the left side made of the same silver color of the trimming. Slipping it on and tying the strings made it so much easier to adjust to her size. Next she looked through the shoes, finding a nice pair of light blue slips that were flat. The only thing that she was thankful for being the same size in as her sister. She was now ready, dressed to the nines to have some royal fun without the guards getting in the way. They wouldn't know she was gone, and Luna would be too busy to go looking for her if she wanted to. Again Celestia lit up her horn, and disappeared in her magical glow.

The yellow light burst, leaving the princess standing outside of a bar in Manehatten city. It was in a nice part of the city, and a line was forming outside as well. Walking up right to the bouncer at the door, all it took was her to make a small sound of clearing her throat. The bouncer saw who it was, immediately he stood aside for her, as the rest of the line got angry at the wait. He just glared at them, he wasn't going to deny the royal princess herself. Inside the bar was drowned in a dimmed light, music blaring from a band on stage, the dance area filled with ponies of all sorts, and the waitress's running around serving alcohol to the patrons of the establishment. Making her way through the crowds, ponies gawked and stared at the princess as she passed by, not saying a word. Finally landing on the other side of the building, there was two doors, one labeled mares other stallions. Opening the one labeled stallions the princess made her way in.

It was a small one toilet and one urinal room, with sink and a lock for the door. This bar wasn't big, so the bathroom's were equally as small, but ponies lined up all the time for the house drinks here that were home brewed. This was the perfect place for the pony princess to have her fun and no one could prove anything was real cause they would be labeled as a drunk. All she had to do now was hide in the stall, and wait for her prey. Then from there lock the door and have as much sex as she could before the owner caught on.

Sitting in the stall on top of the toilet Celestia passed the time by playing with a magical ball she crafted. After an hour sitting and waiting the door was heard opening then closing behind with the lock making a kerchunk. The stallion went to the urinal to relieve himself. The sound of him zipping down his pants and urinating away. Celestia slowly got down from the ivory throne, dispelling her magic, and casting a silencing spell to stop sounds from getting out, but still able to come in. Slipping out of the stall with great stealth she snuck up behind the stallion.

"Once you're finished with that, how but giving me a turn." She had gotten close enough to whisper into his ear and gently take hold of his shoulders.

The stallion jumped at the appearance of another pony in the bathroom. Being held down, kept him from spraying all over the place. He finished his piss and turned around to see the princess herself in front of him, begging to get a piece of action.

"I must be drunk to see the princess here, or you're one of those changeling things pretending to be her." He rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't dreaming.

"Oh I'm real sweetheart, and I'm sure that piece there is too. Why don't I help you out with it so you can go back out there without a stiffy." Celestia winked as she got down on her knees. Taking the pink piece of stallion meat into her hand the white alicorn gently stroked away, making sure to go the full length as it increased in size. Leaning closer in she gave a deep inhale of the hefty balls hanging from the groin of her partner. The musky scent, filled her nostrils, flaring them wide to pull in more smell. Releasing her inhale she let out a long sigh of approval.

The stallion was nervous and stood still, not knowing if he should do something, or stay still the whole time. He decided on the latter option for now til he was told. Celestia however had his cock at full attention now, nearly a whole foot long. Sticking her tongue out, she pressed it on the underside of his dick at the base, and proceeded to give a long sensual lick all the way up to the tip. At the tip she gave a small bit of attention to the urethra and finished off with a big kiss, leaving a red stain on the tip. The stallion shivered with anticipation from the teasing he was receiving from the white mare.

"I bit you're eager to just blow as soon as you can. Don't worry, I won't keep you waiting long. Remember," she pointed to her choker and the word across it, "I'm just that so use me like one." Giving a wink to the stallion to make sure he understood he was good to go as hard as he wanted.

The stallion just nodded, waiting for the fun to commence as the princess held his meat in her warm hands. Opening her gate wide, she took in the first quarter of his shaft. Tickling all the points along the way with her tongue, rubbing all sides, coating it in her saliva. Moving further down she started to fondle his scrotum eliciting moans of pleasure, as she hit his medial ring. From there she started to move back and forth, only going to the medial. The stallion became lost in a haze of lust, as the princess had her way with his pecker. He couldn't believe what was happening in his drunken stupor but couldn't deny it was real. That's when his libido took control.

Grabbing the alicorn's horn, he pulled with great force, dragging the mare to the base of his dick. He hit her throat with the pull. Celestia started to gag, with the unexpected force, her airways full of stallion meat. Tears welled up in her eyes as she choked. Saliva spewed from the corners of her mouth and leaked down her chin. After what felt like eternity the stallion pulled her head off his cock, giving her time to recover. Breathless from what just occurred, Celestia felt her clit start winking hard. It hadn't done that in a long time, she knew she was going to have a good night.

Forcing her way back onto the fuck stick, she pushed herself all the way to the base without the need for the stallion to do it for her. Going in for seconds at a time, choking away, then pulling back to get some clearance for air to pass through, then back down again. It was taking it's toll on her mascara causing it to run down her cheeks, leaving black line stains on her white coat. It stood out easily with it's canvas. Celestia used her free hand to reach under her dress to play with her love button, while her other massaged the stallion's balls harder.

After a few more minutes of sucking away on her toy, she was rewarded with what she was after. A big white load of jizz erupted in her maw. Coating the inside with a torrent, it flooded into her throat, making it's way fast to her stomach. Celestia drank her salty treat quickly, not wanting to waste a drop as it filled her. The gulping mare, continued with her self pleasure but had stopped milking the stallions sack with her hand, wanting to make sure she could catch any leak. The stallion held the mare by the back of the head to make sure she wouldn't pull away so his seed would all be kept in. When he had stopped spitting out his love juice, Celestia, gave a few last licks of his shaft to make sure she got everything off of it when he pulled out.

Releasing him from her oral grasp, she held her mouth open for him to see the last bit of ejaculate sitting inside, waiting to be devoured. With a quick close of her yap, and gulp the seed was consumed. Nothing was left, but she now had a small bulge to her stomach from all that cum. The stallion patted her on the head, zipped up his pants and left the bathroom. Celestia looked in the mirror, her makeup starting to be ruined, her belly sticking out slightly, but overall she was still presentable. She went back into the stall, getting ready for her next participant to arrive in the small room.

It wasn't long til the next one arrived. When the door locked the white mare waited, listening to the foot steps. They stopped just short of the sink. Peeking out she saw a female bat pony looking into the mirror fixing makeup. Looking a bit lower a tiny bulge poked out from the hem of her dress just barely. Celestia licked her lips at the sight, this was a rare occurrence for sure. Crawling out on hands and knees, the princess snuck up behind the mare. With one swift motion she stuck her face up under the dress and startled the bat with a lick of her tip.

"What the hell?!" The unsuspecting victim shouted loudly. She turned around to see the princess there, on her knees. Her eyes wide as the whole situation played out in her mind. Her sharp eyes caught sight of the collar, and then understood what was going on. A mischievous smirk grew across her face, revealing tiny fangs from her lips. "I know what you want." She reached under her dress, giving a quick tug as her shaft was released from a cotton prison. "Go ahead whore, dig in."

Celestia wasted no time, diving right into the big piece of mare meat. She explored all avenues of the larger cock that the mare possessed. Wrapping her mouth around the side of the treat, she covered it with her drool as much as possible, lubing up the monster. After she had finished with that, the princess bent over, pushing the hem of her dress to the side to reveal the crotch-less panties, and waiting holes below. All she had to say was, "Fuck my ass mistress."

The bat mare gave no hesitation, lining up her massive member with the alicorn's shit hole. Pushing against the pucker, it held out with some resistance, not from on purpose, but from the years of being unused. After a few more thrusts, the bat's meat jammed into the tight hole. Going so far to push right to the end in the first try. Celestia moaned in enjoyment of being penetrated for the first time in hundreds of years. With the changing society, harems, became an extinct part of the royal life. It was seen as slavery, and most wouldn't bed the royal sisters without feeling pressure. Over the years Celestia figured out newer mating habits, and this was what all that studying had lead too. She felt accomplished in learning all it took was a few drinks, and the act of being a slut to get somepony to fuck her senseless.

In her reminiscing she lost track of the bat pounding her fuck hole. She was void to this world in mind, nothing but a toy now. The bat took the time to push her down to get a better angle, and grabbed hold of the colorful mane, tugging back her fuck doll's head. "Bet you've wanted this for a while you slut. Just waiting to have a mare shove a cock in your ass, pounding you like common trash." She berated the royal princess like she was slighted by her in the past for some reason. It was good release for aggression for her, while she got to pleasure herself.

Celestia hearing the degradation simply let out "Yes, fuck me senseless, fill me with your superior cum." Her clit was winking hard, punching into the balls of her partner. The rhythm of her fucking getting faster in tempo, she knew it was almost over, but didn't want it to end.

With a few more deep hard thrusts, the bat blew her load into the tight back door. Her white honey flooding the narrow passage, making it's way downward further into the hole. Celestia's stomach increased in size more, becoming more noticeable from her filling. The soothing sensation of the warm jizz felt great after the rough anal fuck she had received. The princess lay on the ground as the cock was extracted from her anal cavity. The bat walked around to her front and lifted her head, jamming the soaked treat into her maw. Celestia gladly licked her clean, gathering the left over spunk into her growing stomach collection. After she was down the bat tucked her pecker back into their prison, slapped the ass of the princess and headed back out to the bar.

Getting up while in her stupor, the princess trotted back into the stall. Taking a seat on the lid, she considered her options for the last bit of time she would use for the night. With her magic, she cut a hole in the front door of the stall, giving enough space for a penis to come through, and then she turned the toilet itself into a more serviceable stand to be on. Her belly needed more space than usual, from her filling from virile lovers. With everything set she waited for her last lover.

Waiting, seemed to take forever, her clit still aching from the lack of attention. She listened carefully, the bar was still alive, so why wasn't anypony coming in. Before she could stand the door opened, then closed immediately, with the lock closing shut in an instant. Time wasn't wasted for the new one to walk over to the stall and unzip. This one was eager, and knew what was going on. "Maybe they are starting to talk out there, getting ponies excited to come to the restroom." Celestia thought to herself.

In seconds, the hole in the door was filled with a big dark blue cock, twitching away, ready to be used. Celestia didn't want to waste time with giving the mystery pony's member the oral treatment, she wanted it deep inside. Her lower lips were already wet enough, so more lube wouldn't be needed. Aiming herself on the make shift stand, she lined up the fuck stick with her waiting flower. Once lined up, she pushed back, impaling herself with the phallus. The feeling of having live meat in her love tunnel was exceptional. It was last touched back when she tried to conceive nine hundred years ago before Sombra had become mad with power. He was ruthless in the bed, but he was never able to plant the seed to bare fruit. From then on, she never had another in her like that.

This was her chance to relive that moment again, rocking herself back and firth on the immobile toy. Her fat butt cheeks slapping against the door, as she drove the cock deep into her pussy. Reaching down she grabbed hold of the clit as it was winking. She gave the love nub a twist, eliciting a shock to her nervous system, screaming both pain and pleasure from it. Her other hand took charge of her breasts, giving them a good rubbing, stopping only to play with her nipples in pinches or turns of the dials. Her rocking became more erratic as she played with herself, while servicing this mysterious entity.

Pleasure was now at maximum setting for the princess, and this caused a chain reaction. She orgasmed, clamping down on the fuck meat in her cunt, spraying cunnie honey all over the shaft. Coating it so well that it was pooling on the floor below. Her clit retreated away from her hand back inside its nest. Her breasts broke out of their home inside the dress and bra, spraying milk over the back portion of the stall, dripping mess to the ground below. Celestia herself let out a scream so loud, it would have attracted the whole bar to the bathroom to see what was happening. Good thing she put a sound silencing spell on the inside. As for the meat in her, it released it's load with the clamping. Being milked for every bit of baby batter it had in it. It filled her royal flower to the extreme, her belly bloating from the amount being pushed in. It didn't want to stop, but the flare held everything in like a plug in a sink. She was fit to burst.

Eventually the torrent slowed to a crawl, then stopped entirely. The member slowly shrinking in size as it pulled out of it's warm fuck sleeve. Celestia rolled onto her back, stomach bloated, bigger than the dress. It was a good thing it was tie on and all it took was to undo the ties to give it leeway to not rip. As she lay there a knock was at the stall door. The pony had not left the room. Celestia didn't move at all, or acknowledge the knocking. From above the door slipped a blue glow, that went for the lock on the stall, then it gave a simple push opening the door wide.

"So sister, did you enjoy the filling?" Outside stood her sister, Princess Luna. Her arms were crossed, she wore casual attire, and the glare from her eyes could cut through the earth crust like butter. "We knew you were getting bored around the castle, but when you tell your guards do not disturb, it sets off some alarm bells. Especially when I come knocking just before night court."

Celestia, sat up with gusto, reeling in shock that her sister was there. "I, uh, hello dear sister?" She was left speechless, she couldn't think of what to say.

"Yes, dear sister. Now look at you, how are you going to play this off to the news. Then to top it all off, you did it wearing my best lingerie, and favorite dress. That came from eastern Equestria. It was not cheap to have them made." Luna's scowl grew even more. "Now let's go home before more come knocking on the door."

Luna used her magic, teleporting both mare's to her room in the castle. She landed with grace, while her sister fell to the floor like a beached whale. Turning around to see the state of the white alicorn, she kept up the angry facade.

"Now, get out of my clothes, and you better not have stretched them." Luna shouted at her sister loud enough the guards outside could hear, but they dared not enter. They knew better then to interrupt the sisters during spats.

Celestia, slowly stood up, her belly weighing her down. Stripping off all the clothes she had taken from the lunar princess. Her face had shame plastered all over it as she did what she was told. "I'm sorry Luna, it was a mistake. Please don't be angry." Her voice trembled with sadness.

Luna walked over and grabbed her by the chin, forcing her gaze into hers. "I know you can get horny but never take care of your self needs. Come to me next time first." Her voice went from mad, to stern. She flicked her hand towards the closet, but when it opened this time, it wasn't filled with clothes, but instead sex toys galore. "I have everything on hand, plus the guards are good for some fun as well, they don't speak cause they know they'll be broken later." Luna reached around her sister's head pulling her into a passionate kiss.

This surprised Celestia, but let her younger sister take the lead. It was good to be shown that Luna wasn't entirely mad at her. She was just concerned, who wouldn't over their own sibling. For now, she just wanted to be lost in her sister's embrace and forgiveness. Next time, she'll definitely come to her first.