A Better Way
Chrysalis stalked through the cavern, creeping toward Tirek's room in search of a midnight snack. In their time working for Grogar, she had developed a taste for the Centaur's love. Not the same kind of love as she used to feed her former hive with, of course. The more fun, fulfilling kind that she hadn't been able to get a good meal of since she had Shining Armor under her thrall. Tirek had proven to be a satisfactory partner when it came to fulfilling Chrysalis's appetite, with the added bonus of not being one of those tiresome ponies.
Speaking of tiresome ponies though, there was one small interference to the former queen's regular meal time. It was the reason Chrysalis was sneaking about late at night, hoping the third member of their evil trifecta would be asleep. The only time Chrysalis could hope to get some alone time with Tirek and his impressive package was when his time wasn't being filled up with her.
Cozy Glow.
Or perhaps, Chrysalis reflected, it would be more accurate to say when that brat of a filly wasn't being filled up with Tirek. Chrysalis had no idea what Tirek saw in that whimpering grub, but he certainly seemed to prefer being inside her than he did Chrysalis. Chrysalis was not used to being snubbed by any creature, especially when she was so generously offering herself to a male. It drove her mad that Cozy had been able to wrap Tirek around her hoof, and was therefore the one who most often got to wrap herself around Tirek.
Normally this all wouldn't have been a problem. Ordinarily when Chrysalis encountered a rival for a meal, the solution was simple: kill it. Alas, Grogar had foreseen the fact that trying to force three villains to work together for him would have typically resulted in one villain and two corpses working for him in fairly short order. So he had used his annoyingly broken powers to enact a zero-death field around the entire fortress. Tirek, Cozy, and her could hurt, torture, rape, and mutilate each other as much as they liked, but their bodies would be restored to perfect health in mere moments. That bastard goat was annoying, but Chrysalis couldn't help but get a little bit wet when she considered how much power it must take to maintain that field constantly. She had never known another creature to possess such immense strength, other than that turn coat Discord of course. Chrysalis laughed silently to herself for comparing those two, how silly of her to think that Grogar and Discord were anything alike. What an utterly ridiculous notion.
Anyway, Chrysalis pushed those thoughts out of mind as she approached Tirek's sleeping chamber. She slinked around the corner and greeted the centaur.
"Hey big, red, and hairy. Ready for a..." she cut herself off as she saw Tirek, cursing to herself that she had been beaten by Cozy once again.
It was the typical sight of their fucking. Cozy's body was limp on his cock, probably due to the broken neck, but Tirek may have snapped her spine at some point too, it was hard for Chrysalis to tell from this distance. Blood poured out of Cozy's snatch as a dick twice the width of her hoof slammed into her, the bulge of which was visible all the way up to her neck. Tirek's hands were gripped around the small pony's skull, thumbs gouging her eyes as he bounced her on top of his girth. Every time he drove her down, more of her blood splattered out from her mouth. Her left wing had been snapped completely off, but the right one still hung on by a couple tendons, pulling a little looser from the main body as it was bounced up and down the massive meat pillar invading it. Along with the left wing, it looked like Tirek had torn Cozy's two hind legs off at some point too, probably to keep them from flopping around an knocking him in the balls as he penetrated her. Tirek's eyes were filled with hatred as he fucked the pony, and she could see his biceps bulging as he attempted to crush the mare's head in his hands.
Chrysalis quietly stalked further into the room, trying to get a better view of the action. Sure, that damn filly might have beaten her to Tirek's cock again, but at least the changeling could enjoy what was left of the show. She nearly stumbled over one of Cozy's hind legs, and upon examining it noticed that the knee had been twisted nearly completely around before the leg had been removed. Judging by how wet and bloody the hoof end was, Tirek had most likely fucked the pegasus with it before discarding it. Chrysalis scoffed, Tirek must be getting even softer than she had thought if he was willing to stretch Cozy out like that before he rammed his dick into her.
"Just die you annoying little slut!" Tirek shouted as he continued to bounce Cozy's helpless body up and down his cock. "Die and free me from having to deal with you. Die! Die!" he screamed as he increased the pressure on Cozy's skull, thumbs digging further into her eyes as he tried to make her pop.
At last the pony's skull gave way, making a satisfying *pop* as bone, blood, and grey matter splattered all over Tirek and the bed. Tirek sighed in contentment as he came and shot into Cozy's body.. Chrysalis could see the meal she had so been looking forward dribbling out of Cozy Glow's neck stump, and wondered just what Cozy's insides must look like right now in order to make that the easiest exit for the centaur cum flooding her corpse. Despite her annoyance, she began to touch herself at the image. As much as she might hate to admit it, Cozy and Tirek did put on a hot show when they fucked.
"Enjoying yourself, bug?" Tirek asked, now looking at the changeling as he faced her, the lifeless body of their third companion beginning to slump to the side as he softened inside of it.
"Hmmph, I'd enjoy myself more if you wouldn't waste all your energy fucking that pony," she stated.
"Oh, so I should save myself to make a better meal for you, changeling?" Tirek responded.
"YOU SHOULD FEEL HONORED TO PROVIDE A MEAL FOR A QUEEN SUCH AS I!" Chrsalsis yelled, "instead you waste all that delicious semen on your little friend there. I don't know what you see in that annoying foal".
"She is not my friend and I don't see anything in her. How dare you insinuate that I would be attracted to a pony," Tirek gave a shudder of revulsion as he contemplated finding a creature like a pony sexually attractive. He yanked Cozy's body off his dick and tossed it haphazardly across the room. "I'm just trying my best to finally put the annoying pest out of my misery. Is it my fault that hearing her screaming in pain as I tear her apart has a certain effect on me that seeing your arrogant carapace riding on my cock doesn't?"
"Well maybe I'd put more effort into getting you excited if Mr. Almighty Centaur could last more rounds than even the weakest grub soldier in my hive".
"Maybe I'd have an easier time getting it up for you didn't throw a fit every time I try to make it more fun for me," Tirek said.
"Last time I agreed to let you lead, the first thing you did was tear off my wings and sodomize me with them, you damned brute. A Queen shall not allow herself to be treated in such a way by a pervert such as you," Chrsylis retorted.
"See, that attitude right there is why you're not getting laid, your majesty. Cozy Glow might be annoying, but at least she doesn't kink shame," Tirek responded indignantly.
"Oh golly no, I'd never!" A third voice interjected into their argument. Cozy Glow hovered happily beside the two other villains, mouth wide with a smile as her eyes moved from one to the other. Her body was completely healed thanks to Grogar's magic. "Grogar wants us to be friends, and friends always help each other without judgment. So if my good friend Tirek here," Cozy patted Tirek on the head as she spoke, causing him to instinctively try to swat her away, "needs to let out some aggression in order to get his rocks off, then who am I to judge? He gets to fuck a pony to death, tearing her apart inside and out and torturing her while he splits her poor, defenseless body apart with his massive, throbbing, hot, juicy, centaur dick, and I get to have that in me whenever I want. It's win/win!"
"And you just let him cause you all that pain out of the goodness of your own heart, I suppose?" Chrysalis asked, the ridge of her eye raising in incredulity.
"Is that so hard to believe?" Cozy asked. The expression on Chrysalis's face suggested that yes, it was. "Fine, we also have a deal where he lets me watch him with any other ponies we catch. I let him use me to test all the ways he can most painfully rape and torture a pony before breaking them, and then I get to watch him put all the practice to work. The only thing better than getting killed by my best friend Tirek, is seeing him do it to other ponies."
"Yes, and one of these days he might even succeed with you and finally shut you up," Chrysalis responded.
"He sure tries his absolute best! Popping my head like a balloon seemed like a good bet, but guess he'll just have to try better next time, won't you best buddy?" Cozy said. "Oh, by the way, leaving my wing hanging on like that was waaaay more painful than just tearing it off like usual. Having it flop around like that still attached to the nerves felt like having my whole back on fire!"
"Really? Well, that's good to know. I'll have to remember that the next time I torture a pegasus," Tirek mused, then turned to Chrysalis. "See? At least she puts in the effort!" He gestured toward Cozy, who smiled smugly at the praise.
"Effort!? Oh please, all she has to do is be her usual obnoxious pony self and you get hard just thinking of snuffing her. The only way she could put less effort in is if she just laid back and took it, like you do when I ride you," Chrysalis was getting tired of arguing with Tirek, and if she wasn't getting fed tonight she could at least avoid further irritation from him and Cozy Glow. She turned to leave.
"Wait!" Cozy Glow shouted, flying in front of Chrysalis and spreading her hooves to block the way. "Don't go yet. I just thought up the bestest idea ever for the three of us to all have fun".
Chrysalis rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Please Cozy, we've all heard enough of your great ideas. I'm pissed off, horny, and in a bad mood already. If I have to listen to any more "good ideas" come out of you, I might just join in with Tirek the next time he tortures you".
"Oh, golly, that sure sounds fun, but you wouldn't really get anything out of that threesome, would you?" Cozy Glow said. "What if I had a suggestion for how we could all get everything we want out of a little group exercise?"
"Forget it, I'm leaving," Chrysalis said, walking past the filly and leaving the room.
"I'll bake you cupcakes after!" Cozy Glow shouted after the departing queen.
That got Chrysalis's attention. She walked back in, and sat next to Tirek on his bed, slouching against the wall, fore-hooves folded across her chest. " Fine, I'll listen. But make it quick," she said. "And you better not be lying about those cupcakes!"
"Hey! I may be a megalomaniac sociopath who wants to rule the world with an iron hoof and watch my enemies grovel beneath my hooves as I grind them into dust, but I'm not some monster who would lie about cupcakes," Cozy said, a little upset at the accusation. "Anyway, what about you, Tirek? Are you willing to listen to my idea?"
"Fine, whatever, I don't even care," Tirek said, still laying on his bed, covered in the viscera and fluids of his and Cozy's earlier session. "Whatever it takes to get the two of you out of my room so I can get cleaned up and go to sleep".
"Well, someone's a bit of a grumpytaur tonight," Cozy said in a huff, "but don't you worry. Just let Cozy turn that frown upside down!"
Chrysalis and Tirek both groaned in frustration, united in their desire for the pegasus to just shut up.
"All I'm saying is that maybe Grogar is right about the whole working together thing. What if there was a way Tirek could torture a pony, I could watch, and Chrysalis could get all the creamy centaur filling she wants?" Cozy Glow asked.
"I'd say it sounds a little too good to be true," Chrysalis said, "but go on".
"It's simple! You're a changeling, so why not just do some changing?" Cozy replied. "Just transform into some pony that Tirek can get a nice hate-boner going for, and he'll pump you full of as much cum as you want".
"Hmmm, it's not the worst idea I've heard," Tirek said as he stroked his chin, contemplating Cozy's idea as he imagined all the ponies Chrysalis could transform into.
"And you expect me to simply allow myself to be degraded, dismembered, and violated? I don't think so," Chrysalis responded. To be honest, it wasn't the worst idea the crazy pony had ever come up with, but Chrysalis had seen some of the things Tirek had done to Cozy Glow in the past and wasn't too keen on going through all that just for a meal. "Perhaps I would consider it if you were to sweeten the deal though," she said as she eyed Cozy Glow.
"Golly, what else did you have in mind Chrissy?" Cozy asked.
"If I am to go through with this, then I am establishing a claim on Tirek from now on. If you want him inside your little foal cunt again, you have to come beg me for permission first," Chrysalis decreed, "and if I'm feeling generous than perhaps I'll allow it".
"Well... okay, as long as you promise you won't just deny me every time I ask," Cozy Glow agreed.
"Wait a second, don't I get a say in who I want to fuck or not?" Tirek asked.
"NO!" Cozy and Chrysalis responded together before they continued to hammer out the details of their deal.
Tirek shrugged his shoulders. "Fine, I'm getting in the shower. If we are going to do this, I want to get all the pieces of Cozy off me first".
Tirek left his bed chamber to get cleaned up. Cozy and Chrysalis both watched as he left, both girls appreciating the view of the centaur's ass and balls swaying back and forth as he left.
"Those balls are super-duper delicious, by the way," Cozy spoke into Chrysalis's ear, hovering beside her head, "he'll probably make you give them a good licking if you go along with this. I know he always has me lick every square inch of them, after knocking all my teeth out of course".
"Fine, I'll go along with this little plan of yours," Chrysalis relented. Truth be told, she was hungrier than she cared to admit recently, and the thought of an all you can eat centaur buffet balanced out a lot of potential cons. "What pony do you think I should go with?"
"Well I'm just so happy you asked me! I know just who I want to see," Cozy Glow's smile widened as she whispered her suggestion to the changeling queen. This was going to be the most awesomest threeway ever!
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Tirek walked back to his room, running his hands through his beard again. Crushing Cozy's skull like that had been hot at the time, but getting all the bits of skull and brain out of his fur and hair had been way more trouble than it had been worth. Maybe next time he would crush her under his hoof instead. Seemed like less of a potential mess.
He wondered what those two psychopaths he was living with had decided. Hopefully they had just given up and left so he could get some sleep. Ripping apart a filly limb by limb actually takes more out of a guy than he would ever admit, those insufferable ponies were surprisingly durable. A griffon or a hippogriff, you could get one of their wings off with a couple twists and a good, strong tug. Getting Cozy's wings off required a surprising amount of force and effort. Leave it to those damn ponies to make even dismemberment annoying. Speaking of annoying ponies...
"Surprise!" a pair of hooves covered his eyes as he felt the familiar weight of Cozy Glow settle itself on his head.
"What are you doing?" Tirek asked. He didn't even care anymore. One of these days maybe Grogar would let him kill the damn filly for real, but until then Tirek had simply resigned himself to this life.
"Keeping your gift a surprise, of course. I think you're really going to like it, that's a Cozy Glow Guarantee!" Cozy responded."Just let Cozy guide you back to your room. Your surprise is waiting on your bed".
"The only thing I want on my bed right now is me, asleep on it," Tirek said tiredly, "but fine, let's see what fresh hell you and that bug came up with for me to- oh". He stopped talking as Cozy removed the hooves blocking his sight and he saw what awaited him on his bed. Or rather, who.
Princess Twilight Sparkle herself, in all her alicorn glory, lay on her back with her legs splayed wide and dripping cunt facing directly toward Tirek. The pretentious pony princess who had hindered his plans last time was right here, vulnerable and exposed and all for him. He stood frozen there, eyes never leaving Twilight's form even as he felt two hooves running up and down his rapidly hardening length.
"I think a certain centaur likes his gift," Cozy giggled as she played with his member. "Well, don't just stand there silly, I'm sure you've fantasized about this before. I know I have. So get over there and let's see what you'll do to that prissy headmare".
"Oh no please don't. I'm just a stupid, helpless pony. Please don't pump my pathetic, weak, only a princess and not worthy of being a queen body with all that delicious love fluid," Twilight pleaded. Sometimes Chrysalis impressed even herself with her acting abilities.
"...right, well at least she got the looks right," Tirek spoke mostly to himself as he approached the princess. "Well, well, Princess Twilight. I hope you're ready for what have in store for you".
"Do what you will, Tirek. Just know that my annoying friends will come and cheat their way to victory in the end, just like they, I mean we, always do," Princess Twilight who was definitely not Chrysalis said, "so you had better make the most of what time you have and ravish me over and over.
"Enough talking!" Tirek yelled, drawing a fist back and landing a punch directly onto Twilight's snout. The blow fell like a hammer on the purple alicorn's face, cracking bone and knocking a few teeth out. Twilight yelled in pain as blood began to flow from her broken snout. "Time to have some fun".
"Yay, showtime," Cozy cheered from the other side of the room. She had grabbed a bucket of popcorn from somewhere and was happily munching from it while one hoof teased her pussy lips.
Tirek grabbed Twilight by the mane and raised her up to eye level with him. With his other hand he began to rain heavy blows all over the princess's body. Every blow carried his full strength behind it as he pummeled the pony. He could feel her ribs crack under his might, and she coughed up a cloud of blood after a solid blow to the gut. Tirek threw the pony onto his bed before wiping the blood off his face. She landed face down, rear legs hanging off the bed. Her tail raised itself up present Tirek unobstructed access to her private pony parts.
"Oh please, Tirek, don't rape me with that impressive centaur dick," Twilight pleaded.
"Please just stop talking," Tirek murmured as he got himself into position. He grabbed Twilight's wings as he mounted her, stretching them out as far as he could while he lined himself up. WIth one sudden motion, he rammed himself into Twilight's undersized cunt as he yanked back on her wings. The princess let out a high, shrill screech as she was violated. Her wings were stretched to their very limit, the muscle and sinew straining to stay connected to her body. Her cunt was stretched well beyond capacity, blood gushing out as the centaur's dick tore apart its walls and burst through her cervix into her womb. Tirek took hold of both wings in one hand, using the other to push down on Twilight's back and pin her to the bed. He began to rut her with as much force as he could muster, causing the connective tissue holding keeping her wings attached to come a bit looser with ever thrust into the helpless princess. All four of her legs flailed about wildly as he raped her, her screams getting quieter and hoarser as her voice began to give out. With every thrust he drove himself deeper into her, ramming her uterine wall with his cock. Tirek was curious to see whether he would break through her uterus or rip off her wings first. This body was holding up against he assault much better than Cozy's usually did, and he wondered if that came from being based on an alicorn or was due to Chrysalis's natural durability. Oh well, whatever the cause, it just made it more fun to break.
A few dozen solid thrusts later, Tirek finally heard the telltale sound of a wing snapping loose. He gave on more solid yank to release the other one, and finally Twilight Sparkle was wingless again.
"No, not those wings I totally earned in a narratively satisfying manner that developed my character and allowed me to grow as a leader in a organic manner," Twilight wailed as the pain of having her wings pulled off causing her to babble incoherently.
"Time to put these back where they came from," Tirek laughed as he shoved Twilight's wings up her ass. "Now, let's see how else we can ruin you".
"Oh, oh, I know!" Cozy called out, furiously masturbating as she watched the carnage. "Take her horn! Make her one of those filthy mud-ponies, remove all the interesting talents that come from being a skilled magic user!"
"Hmmm, removing Twilight Sparkle's horn seems needlessly cruel and in poor taste even by my standards," Tirek said as he continued to fuck her. His cock finally penetrated the walls of her uterus, and he came as he did so, flooding her insides with his centaur spunk. "Oh, what the hell. We're all villains here, might as well act the part. Grab me my saw".
"Wait, let's not get carried away here," Twilight said, pain racking her body and hunger now having been satisfied. "Maybe we can just call it quits for the day? Just let me die".
"No can do, princess. I'm going to milk you for as much pleasure as I can tonight, and then I might fuck your corpse a bit too. Now be a good toy and clean me up while Cozy gets that saw".
With that, Tirek withdrew from Twilight's gaping vagina and flipped her over. He broke her jaw so she wouldn't be able to bite, then rammed his blood covered cock down her throat. He laughed as the high and mighty princess of friendship's face was soaked with blood, tears, and mucus as she struggled to breath around his girth. He shot another load into her gut just as Cozy returned with a saw in her mouth.
"Yay, let's ruin her more!" Cozy said cheerfully as Tirek took the tool. "Fuck her up so bad that no one even remembers what they liked about that useless headmare in the first place!" Cozy perched between Tirek's horns to get a first hoof view of the action. Tirek could feel her dripping on him as he prepared to get to work.
"With pleasure," Tirek said darkly as he pinned Twilight's head down with one hand. The look n her eyes looked like genuine fear for a moment, and her body was doing it's best to break free from his grasp, but it was far too weak and battered at this point to do anything. All that stopped as he brought the saw down and let it's teeth take their first bites from the magical appendage.
Twilight's eyes went wide and her whole body became rigid as a sound unlike any Cozy or Tirek had ever heard emitted from her mouth. No pony they had ever tortured had ever sounded so hurt, so utterly ravaged by pain, as Twilight did right now. Cozy Glow came with a shuddering orgasm as she listened to her former headmare scream in such agony.
Tirek continued to saw away, slowly making his way through Twilight's horn. He would have to remember to kidnap more unicorns for his enjoyment; cutting through their horns elicited an even better reaction than removing a pegasus's wings. The high and mighty Twilight was reduced to nothing but a sobbing wreck of herself. When he had nearly made it all the way through the horn, he flipped the pony over again and entered her one last time. She wasn't even tight around him anymore, but that didn't matter much to Tirek at this point, he was having the most fun he had experienced in ages, and had worked himself up just listening to Twilight's screams. He gave a few last thrusts inside her destroyed body, and then shot his final shot inside her as he pulled the horn free of her body. He handed the horn to Cozy Glow as he pulled out.
"She's pretty much spent at this point, so you're going to have to clean me up" Tirek said to Cozy as he gestured down to his wet and blood covered dick. "Put that mouth to some good use for once".
"Hooray! You know that I'm always happy to help!" Cozy responded, smiling as she moved to clean her friend up. "But I think I know how Headmare Twilight here can still help out."
Cozy knelt down in front of Twilight's panting face, taking a moment to appreciate the look of pained anguish on her face. Then she leaned in and took the alicorn's tongue in her mouth. She bit down hard on the muscle, and pulled back as hard as she could. She ended up dragging Twilight's broken body across the floor for a few feet, leaving a trail of blood and cum streaking behind her. With one final tug, she wrenched the tongue loose from Twilight's mouth, leaving a fountain of blood gushing from her mouth. Paying no mind to her screams, Cozy repositioned the severed appendage in her mouth, leaving it protruding out her lips while holding the base between her teeth. She then used her headmare's tongue to lap Tirek's cock clean. Tirek gave her an appreciative pat on the head, impressed with the creativity his little protege displayed.
"Well, guess we should wrap this up," he said, looking at the barely breathing pony beneath him. He could tell by the way her body shuddered with every breath that even breathing was an act of agony for her at this point. "Suppose I'll just beat her to death at this point".
"Gee, that sure sounds like fun Tirek," Cozy said as she began to masturbate using Twilight's broken off horn. "Just try to make it last long enough for me to get off again, okay?"
"Sure, whatever," Tirek said as he flung Twilight off the bed and let her body land hard on the floor. He reared up and brought his forehooves down on one of her legs, crushing it flat under the weight. Twilight screamed again, apparently still cognizant enough to feel pain, to Tirek's delight. He began to trample the mare, careful to avoid doing any fatal damage too quickly. Cozy bucked herself on the broken horn as he watched him destroy Twilight's body.
Finally even Twilight's body couldn't hold out. Tirek could tell that the life had left her, though he kept trampling and beating the dead pony for Cozy's benefit. Finally, the brat climaxed, removing the horn from herself and stabbing into Twilight's corpse. Tirek collapsed on his bed and Cozy curled up atop his back, both of them exhausted from the night's events.
"Sooooo, what did you think?" Cozy asked the centuar.
"Much better than expected. You know, working with you two might not be the worst thing". Tirek responded
"And what about you, Chrissy?" Cozy asked, turning to where the battered corpse of Twilight Sparkle had returned to being Chrysalis, alive and well thanks to Grogar's, and certainly not Discord's, magic.
"Mmm, so much cum. I haven't eaten this well in ages," Chrysalis answered, "it hurt like a bitch, but even I must admit that it worked out well in the end".
"Yay, everything worked out for everybody in the end! See how happy everyone can be when we just listen to my plans?" Cozy asked, gloating in her success.
"Yes, yes, you're such a brilliant little schemer. Now can we all just shut up and get some sleep? I'm wiped." Tirek asked.
"Agreed, after that wonderful meal a nap sounds wonderful," Chrysalis said as she climbed into the bed and joined Cozy and Tirek, "Hopefully that old goat doesn't have anything he wants done today".
"Awww, I'm sure he'll just be happy to hear that we were all finally able to work together," Cozy stated. "After all, that's what he's wanted from the beginning, isn't it?"
"Yes, well, perhaps after tonight I can see his point," Chrysalis admitted, "after all, sex is so much more wonderful when we work as a team".
And so the three villains fell asleep together, their burning hatred of one another tempered slightly by the knowledge that at least they could all provide some pretty good sex when needed.
~fin~