Ready, Willing and Abel

by DHeroRedMagma

First published

A human finds her way into Equestria and meets a red stallion... only lewd things can ensue

Abel is a magician from the human world but she finds herself in Equestria and meets a femboy stallion named Magma who takes her out for a drink. Nothing wrong with that right?

Commissioned by Atrocityatwork

Cover art by Suirano

The Following fic contains: AnthroxHuman, Gloryhole, Implied Impregnantion and enough cum to leave ya full. Reader discretion is advised

How did she end up here?

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It was a casual day in Ponyville with nothing out of the ordinary happening, as a certain red pony was out on a refreshing walk around town to get some fresh air and to enjoy the sights the town had to offer.

“Hey dude did you hear?” a pony asks another.

“No what?” the other responds.

“There is this strange looking creature over at the park,” the first pony tells.

“What for real?” the second questions.

“Yeah weird thing is it looks like a pony except it doesn’t have a tail or hooves,” he points out.

“What? For real?” the other retorts.

“I am serious,” the first reconfirms with his friend. “She is over in the park performing magic tricks,” he says. This peaks Magma’s interest, a creature who is performing magic that isn’t a pony? He has got to go check it out.

He makes tracks over to the Ponyville park to seek this supposed no tail and hoove having creature. It doesn't take too long to spot the creature in question.

“Come one come all! Witness my amazing tricks that will dazzle you!” a feminine voice calls out, to draw attention to herself. It must be the so called creature and now that he gets a better look at her. She had no tail obviously but had no feathers or fur just… skin? She also had jet black hair that went down to her shoulders and was clad in a red and black magician’s outfit with top hat and all. And oddly enough she reminded him of somepony only less boastful and less speaking in the third person…

“Watch as I, Abel the magician perform fantastic magical tricks to leave you in awe!” she says before using her hat to pull a rabbit out of it by the ears, getting some ooos from the small crowd she has now managed to attract and then some gracious applause. “Thank you, thank you, you are too kind,” she said taking a bow before throwing her hat back on her head. “Now I must bid you farewell,” she states before leaving only to bump into the red stallion watching from a distance.

OOF, apologies I didn’t see you there miss,” she tells him not realizing he is actually a stallion not a mare.

“I’m a stallion actually,” he corrects her.

“Oh, sorry it’s just you look rather…” she starts.

“I know, if you want confirmation I’d be glad to show you,” he tells her reaching into his shorts.

“Ahaha I will just take your word for it!” she informs him waving her arms and blushing heavily, prompting him to pull his hand back out of his pants.

“Suit yourself, by the way not to sound rude but, what are you?” he bluntly asks her.

“Oh right, well I am a human,” she says. “And honestly I have no fucking idea how I got here!” she exclaims at the top of her lungs.

“I see… what do you remember happening before ending up here?” he asks her trying to retrace to get a clue of what caused her to pop up in Equestria.

“All I remember is being at home practicing a new magic trick and bumping my head on something, then I woke up here,” she explains still unsure how it happened. She cannot perform magic like the unicorns of Equestria and is mostly one who specializes in magic tricks for entertainment purposes, so it is very unlikely that her magic got her sent here.

“And how long have you been here?” he asks.

“About eight hours give or take,” she tells him.

“I see,” he responded.

“Anyway you seemed pretty interested in my tricks, I am Abel by the way,” she tells him tipping her hat.

“Right I was curious, and my name’s Magma,” he says shooting her a grin.

“Pleasure to meet you,” she responds. “Is there anywhere to get a good drink around here?” she asks him.

“Yeah but do you have any of our currency?” he asks her to which she nods and pulls out a small handful of bits.

“Some folks tipped me while I was doing my act,” She explains.

“Huh well I’ll buy the first round then,” Magma says leading Abel to a local watering hole.


As the duo make tracks they come to a place called ‘Thirst Quencher’ a fairly obvious name for a bar but that’s because it offers… other means to quench one's thirst.

The two take a seat at the bar with Abel looking at the menu not knowing what any of the beverages are. Certain ones have these odd stars next to them and others don’t which is fairly weird for her.

“Uhhhhhhh” she stammers out unsure to what is what, seeing this Magma flags the bartender and orders two drinks one alcoholic and non alcoholic, the bartender passes him the drinks as he takes the non alcoholic one for himself and hands Abel the one that does have it. The two take a swig in unison with it going straight to Abel due to its stiff and strong taste.

“Woah you pony folk sure do like em drinks strong,” she comments.

“I don’t really,” Magma comments nursing his own drink.

“Okay maybe most pony folk then,” she said with a snort, the sad part is that drink barely has any alcohol at all and she is already getting smashed this bad. But then again maybe her constitution can’t handle their version of said drinks perhaps? She said she was a human right? Whatever that is. But she continues to soldier on taking swig after swig, until the tall drink she had gotten is emptied completely.

“That was a great drink!” she exclaims clearly inebriated and slurring her words slightly. “Where is the little girls room around here?” she asks before the bartender points towards the back where there are bathrooms and… fun rooms.

She accidentally stumbles into the fun room which oddly looks like a bathroom but there is a reason for that and she ducks into one of the stalls.

As she sits down in the stall with all the crude writing and drawings it is only now that she realizes she didn’t even have to go back to the bathroom, so why she is hear is beyond her. Maybe that drink knocked her IQ down a bit? Not likely but she is feeling a little hot however. She looks around the stall to noticing some of the writing on the stall wall before noticing the large hole in the stall wall.

Back in the bar…

Magma finishes his own drink before getting up, and heading to one of the fun rooms while his new human friend is using the bathroom, after all he did come here to try out the fun rooms anyway, so two birds with one stone right? He walks in looking for the correct stall noticing that the working stall is closed with crude writing reading ‘Slut at work!’ on the door. He smirks and enters one of the adjacent stalls.

This catches Abel’s attention hearing and seeing well their crotch from the placement of the hole, she scratches her head before looking up to read more of the writing on the wall. ‘Suck it up buttercup.’ one reads as well as ‘spitters are quitters’. She soon realizes as soon as the other stalls occupants shorts hit the ground and his large red horse meat comes through the hole, this is a gloryhole!

Abel gulps in awe, this was bigger than any dick she saw in her world, the owner of it proudly flexes his cock as a signal to tell her to get to work in pleasing his member. Abel blushes before reaching out and putting a hand on the veiny rod, and began stroking it lightly giving it a few pumps to get the blood coursing through it. As she soldiers on she starts to wonder are all Equestrian dicks like this? Big, hard and really veiny she felt such a rush just jerking him off not yet escalated to anything else however she slowly builds up the courage to stretch her tongue out and give his blunt headed tip a flick with her tongue. She continously does so before eventually suckling the tip of his cock tasting his salty pre cum as it deposits itself on her tongue giving a tasty salty palate. She tries to take more of his lengthy column of meat but can only get to about eight inches in her mouth bobbing back and forth trying to make it the most pleasurable for him at least without taking him whole. Her cunny soon begins producing it’s own juices soaking her panties in her liquid lust, the more she sucks him off but after he thrusts into her mouth she gags and pulls off his cock.

Ack ack! Fuck he is huge,” she comments going back to stroking him again to give her mouth and jaw a break. “Say big boy, wanna come here and have a go at my pussy?” she asks him. “As much as I love gloryholes, I rather get pounded by someone I can see and not through a hole this time around,” she suggests to him. “Just shake your cock twice for yes or once for no,” she tells him to which he shakes it twice. “Sweet come and get it pony boy,” she announces with glee, undoing her skirt and taking her panties off.

Magma hearing this takes his dick out of the hole and heads out in front of her stall, she unlocks it and swings it open curious to see who it is that dong belonged to. As the two finally see who is who they both blinks once they see each other.

“You!?” they both say in unison surprised that it is each other.

“Still wanna fuck?” Abel asks him worried that the mood might have been spoiled.

“Yep,” Magma responds before entering the stall and shutting the door closed. Abel positions herself on the provided seat to where her ass is sticking out towards Magma, with him reaching and grabbing her smooth bum and getting a look at her leaking pussy. He wastes no time and decides to press into her slit with it giving way to his mighty meat feeling the odd alien penis hit her pleasure spots with ease with it’s veins and whatnot. Her eyes quickly cross as a throaty moan escapes her before creaming all over his horsey dong, the sensation enough felt weirdly pleasurable for her they don’t got dicks like this back home… although she does recall some folks trying it with animals…

But that is the furthest thing from her as Magma try to shove his whole rod into her tight cunt only getting a good half of his massive dong into her, grunting in frustration dealing with her spasming tightness he manages to finally bottom out but to soon howl in pleasure as he cums right then and there unable to do much else.

Wave of wave of fresh spooge pulse out of his cock and deep into her womb flooding her to the point her stomach begins bloat and her legs give out from under her, a fleeting thought crosses her mind.

“Well least I can’t get pregnant off this right?” she thinks to herself as she literally starts to see stars while being stuffed like a turkey, unaware of his little swimmers already going for the gold.

Magma sighs as he dumps what might as well be considered a good weeks worth of cum into her, he pulls out shaking his cock and watching cum flood out of her snatch as she lies there motionless save for a few twitches.

“Thanks for the fuck, you humans sure are something,” he says before grabbing his shorts and putting them back on before taking his leave.


Before leaving there was one thing on his mind, he stops and gets the bartender's attention.

“What do those stars mean on the menu?” he questions him.

“Oh see this bar is mostly known for the fun in the back so we have some drinks that make anyone working the holes or using them have more fun,” he explains. “You know elcastitsity, sluttiness whatever floats your boat.”

“Huh and what drink did you give my friend?” Magma asks.

“Sluttiness that’s what you ordered,” the barkeep explains.

“And me?”

“Fruit Punch,” he tells him leaving Magma to shrug and pay his bill before taking off.