Celestia and you engage in various forms of debauchery.
Celestia and you have been friends with benefits for a while now. Offhand, she mentions an invisibility charm, along with a couple other quite... useful spells. Lewd hijinks ensue.
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Number 2045528, if you're interested.
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Featured 5/9/2019, Wow, that was quick!
Also got the hot symbol. Damn, didn't realise people would be this quick to praise the sun.
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Also from now on at the top of each chapter there will be fetish warnings if there are any particularly obtrusive ones in the chapter.
It had been several months since you first arrived in the land of Equestria. It had been difficult to adjust to begin with, but thanks to the help of Princess Celestia, you found yourself fitting in easily.
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"Oh, fuck!" Celestia was clenching around you, trying to pull you back in as your hips retreated, only to slam back in.
She made it really easy to fit in.
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Celestia, unbeknownst to her subjects, was actually in a horrifically strong heat at the time you arrived. Helping sate her desires had secured you a spot close to the solar diarch. Especially close to her behind.
Slowly, your escapades had become more lewd as time passed, last time, Celestia had you fuck her over the side of her balcony, completely exposed to anyone who might have looked up.
Which lead to this morning. You woke up, surprised your mare wasn't attending to your morning wood as she usually did. She had left a note on the bedside table.
Good morning, dear.
Meet me in the corridor behind the court once you wake up. I have something special planned for today.
Celly.
She had drawn a little picture of her cutie mark in the shape of a heart, which was cute.
Despite the warmth of the sheets, you felt like this surprise would be something you'd enjoy so hoping up, you clothed yourself with the slightly off-size clothes the royal outfitter had made for you. They weren't uncomfortable, but they could have been better.
You only had a t-shirt and some jeans made based on the ones you had when you got here, although one particularly harsh heat had actually caused Celestia to tear the clothes off of you. Something she apologised profusely for afterwards.
Nature's call had ushered you to the bathroom and as you exited the room, you saw yourself in the mirror.
Looking in the reflective pane, you scratched at your neck, the short stubble slightly irritating you. Equestrian razors weren't half bad, but nowhere near as good as home. Running the tap, you cupped your hands, throwing the warm water on your face. A light knock at the door called for your attention.
"Hello?" You call out, unsure who it could be. Celestia had already left earlier.
"Excuse me sir, but the princess asked us to call for you in case you were still asleep." It was one of the guards who were usually sat outside Celestia's quarters. The one talking was... Swift Lance, or was he the mute one? Yeah, probably. You were glad that the the entrance was soundproofed, otherwise these guys would have heard many things that were not meant to grace pony ears.
"It's alright." You yelled back through the door. "Tell her I'll be there as soon as I can, I'm just getting ready." You could hear the clopping of metal horseshoes against the ground, guessing that the guards had gone.
You shaved quickly, drying your face and walking briskly towards the hidden corridor Celestia had mentioned in her note. This one was behind her throne, and was accessed by tapping bricks in a certain order. You were sure that the architect of the castle must've previously worked on Hogwarts.
Entering the secret area, you could see Celestia had noticed your arrival.
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"You sure this is gonna work?" You look up at Celestia, half-naked, still in the process of tugging your jeans off.
"Oh my little human. You have much to learn in you role as my new consort." She eyed you up as you finished taking off your pants, exposing your half erect penis. Licking her lips, Celestia leaned in. "Mmm, there's something so deliciously tempting about it. I might have to indulge myself a little before we start." She took a sniff of your scent, shivering lightly.
"By all means, do as you please." You moaned out, the mare's tongue caressing your tip.
In between licks, she replied "I fully intend to," before devoting herself to the task at hand.
"God damn, Celly, that fucking tongue!" You bit your lip as she continued to lick, scooping up a tiny bit of pre as it formed at your head, before diving in fully, submerging your rod in the wet heat of her maw. You groaned out, failing to resist a light buck into her mouth as she covered you to the hilt, her long tongue slipping past her lips to attack your balls, bathing them with the same treatment she had given your tip.
Then she began to move, dragging her self off you until only her lips were grazing you, eyes pointed upwards staring at you innocently before plummeting back down and settling into a quick bobbing rhythm.
You grasped at her head, one hand by her ears and the other tickling the base of her horn, causing her to moan as she giggled sinisterly, the vibrations causing you even more pleasure. You knew her weak spots by now as the weeks of hot sex prior to this was reappearing in your mind.
She took your little act of defiance as a challenge, increasing the pressure on you by increasing her pace, her head bobbing faster, but spending a second at the base, licking at your shaft as she halted, before pulling back and leaving you with the cold wetness before dropping back again. Your resistance crumbled as she did so, your moans become more pronounced as you neared the edge.
"Shit, Celly, I'm gonna-" She pulled off you entirely, leaving you stunned as you watched her hips seat lightly while she trotted away. "Hey! What the-" she silenced you with a faceful of her tail, the smell of her arousal piercing your nostrils. The sweet fragrance hung in the air as she retreated.
"Not yet, My little human. We shall continue our tryst in a minute, now..." she hit you with a spell.
"Perfect. You are now completely invisible." She looked past you. "Come, my court is sure to start any minute now." You looked down at yourself unable to see your no doubt furious erection. That teasing mare.. you'd show her.
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"Now, once we get to the throne, give me the signal and I shall sit."
"Ok, sweetcheeks. You better not dupe me out this time." You threatened, causing her to titter.
"Believe me, I have no intention of denying you release again... today anyway. I guarantee, once I sit down on that throne, I'll let you cum to your heart's content." She kissed you on the cheek, turning and batting you lightly with her tail again, that sweet scent hitting you once more.
The sheer level of awkwardness you felt walking into the filled throne room was indescribable, hurriedly, you rushed to the throne, accidentally brushing against a guard, who was scared half to death and was looking around skittishly as if he had been assaulted by an invisible manticore.
Celestia giggled and talked to the stallion in the background as you sat yourself on the throne, cock fully erect and terrified of the possibility of the spell wearing off.
Finally, Celestia had made it to her throne and started addressing the court, you supposed this was the time to give her a signal, so you slapped her hard on the ass, the sound echoing through the hall.
Celestia fought back a moan, continuing, "Oh, what was that? Strange. Nevermind, let us continue." Ever so slowly, Celestia descended upon the throne, her huge derriere descending on you. You could see her lips now and made to shift yourself in a way that would cause penetration once she had fully seated herself. Turning back for just a second, she gave you another spell, her horn lighting again.
Now then, I won't keep you waiting much longer, but I've just put a spell that won't allow anyone else to hear you as well as the usual spell.
The usual spell was the one that shortened the refractory period. It was made for ponies, so that stallions could continue on after a single round, nearing the normal human period.
On you however, It allowed you to go again instantly, over and over and over, much to both your and Celestia's delight.
As her lips parted and your shaft was enveloped, she suddenly dropped down, making you shiver intensely.
"Court is now in session." She said, as the first petitioner began to make his request.
You were trying to see if you could listen to anything over the sound of your heartbeat in your ears as Celestia clenched down, making minute movements that drove you mad. Your earlier encounter had made you sensitive, sensitive enough that you were already nearing that peak again. You grabbed a hold of Celestia's plentiful backside, burying your face in the fur above the base of her tail. She clenched again, trying to coax out your orgasm, shifting herself a bit more, tightening and shaking as she presided over the court.
She turned to you for an instant, while one pony was setting something up in front of her. Giving you eyes that simply begged for it, you she raised herself quickly, almost slamming back down on you, pushing you past the edge.
Moaning outright, you emptied yourself inside her, rope after rope staining her insides, your muscles contracted as you gripped harder onto her, shivering as each rope launched into her.
I simply can't stand this anymore. she spoke in your mind. I'll have to try a bit harder myself. she cast an illusion, making it seem to others that she was simply sitting there, as prim and properly as always while she bounced herself on your dick, letting go of all restraint as her moans ran freely while the illusion was talking to all of her precious little ponies. Her inner walls were still as soft and cushiony as ever, as if you were entering heaven itself everytime you hilted in her.
You couldn't let your mare do all the work; grabbing her hips, you did your best to push back into her as she thrust back, causing the slaps of your coitus to echo louder.
Feeling the build up again, you called out, "Fuck, I'm gonna- again!" She dropped wriggling around in your lap as she tightened again, milking you for all you had, her tongue almost lolling out. As her walls continued milking you, you felt a patch of wetness around your waist grow while you came inside her.
"Ohh, fuck Cel, just- fuck." That was one intense orgasm and in front of so many ponies. The guards hadn't even bat an eye as the two of you did your best to ruin each other less than two metres away from them. "Why are you looking at me like that?"
That day, she showed you the true extent of alicorn stamina.
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Hours later, your bottom half was practically drenched, orgasm after orgasm having been wrung from the two of you. Celestia was still on top of you, even as the last petitioner left the court.
You weren't sure before, but now you were very much sure you had gone to heaven, not Equestria, the over-stimulation had gotten to you about an hour in, and once midday had come, you were already cumming practically non-stop.
The illusion was still in place. "Guards, leave me. I intend to return to my quarters shortly." Once they left the room, she dissipated the illusion, showing her frazzled maned and tail that somehow made her seem more gorgeous than she already was. "Well, that was fun, wasn't it?"
Your orgasm-addled mind was still trying to adjust to the intensity of the pleasure you were currently in. "Y-yeah... I don't think I can walk. My legs have gone numb." I let go of the princess' fine rump. "Fuck, can you teleport us to the room?" You twitched slightly, unable to control yourself as she pulled herself off of you. You came for the final time as you felt the open air over your shaft. The last spurts quickly picked up by Celestia's magic.
"A treat to be savored, I'm sure." She slowly placed your essence in her mouth, rolling in around her tongue for your viewing pleasure before closing her mouth and gulping loudly.
Your dick twitches once again at the salacious show of desire. "Damn. You do that again, and I'm gonna be ready for another round the instant I can feel my legs again."
Teleporting back to the room, she ran a bath for the both of you washing you off in ways that weren't completely platonic before the two of you got dirty again later that evening...
Leaning back in your bed, you contemplated your current situation. It was truly something to be jealous of.
It's late morning on a Saturday, and after raising the sun earlier on, Celestia had quickly retreated back to the warm embrace of her bed, snuggling in once again before falling asleep again next to you. You woke up minutes ago to find breakfast at your bedside. Once again, you truly thought about the condition you found yourself in this morning.
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, ponies are all galivanting around town going whatever merry way they please. And you? You were in bed with your wonderful mare, eating breakfast in bed.
Well, Celestia was having breakfast under the covers but that was beside the point.
You literally could not think of a better situation to be in right now. You were eating a delicious breakfast of bacon & eggs, cooked by the finest chefs in Equestria, on the comfiest bed in the world, while the Princess Celestia was absolutely throating herself on you. Paying special, glorious attention to every inch of your rod, she ran her mouth up and down steadily.
A minute or so passed before you let out a moan, dropping your fork by accident and releasing in her mouth, pulling back slightly, she suckled at your tip like a baby on a mother's breast, drawing out your orgasm. It took you a minute to pull yourself back to reality after the climax, and you could see that Celestia had appeared from beneath to rest her head on your shoulder. You scratched her left ear, promising yourself silently that you'd pay back this beautiful woman for her efforts.
"You spoil me, Celly." You could feel her smile, the muscles in her face shifting as they pressed up against your neck and shoulder. "Just so you're aware. I love you." Her smile widened. "And I'm going to leave you a complete mess the second I finish this food. She giggled, nipping your neck.
"I can hardly wait." She continued eating with you, her own breakfast was probably the most amazing looking salad you'd ever seen. Upon asking, Celestia had fed you a spoonful of it and your taste buds burst with joy as myriad flavours attacked your tongue. It wasn't as good as your own food, at least in your opinion, but if all salads in Equestria were that good, then Equestrian cuisine was definitely capable of turning someone vegetarian.
Finishing up, you set your plate back on the side, before diving below the covers much to Celestia's amusement.
It's payback time.
Searching for the correct area, you played with one of her wings, extracting little coos of enjoyment from the princess. After acquiring your target, you started by blowing some air across her slit. She batted you playfully with a wing as punishment for teasing her.
If she was that impatient, you'd simply have to oblige her request.
The things we do for queen and country. Or princess and country in this case.
Pressing your tongue against her slit, you lick upwards, ending at her clit each time, flicking it as you go. After she softened up, you dove in, penetrating her with your tongue. Her coos slowly graduated to low moans, making you chuckle as you tongued her mound. The chuckles increased the stimulation, the vibrations shaking through her folds, causing her to moan louder, which then fed back into making you chuckle again.
A lascivious cycle indeed.
Luck had blessed you with a long tongue, and it was times like these that you were thankful for it.
Eventually, things came to an end, as all good things do, with your mare using her front hooves to keep you in place as she came, not that she needed to. You licked up as much as you could until her orgasm ended, sidling up to the princess before you laid your head on her chest, a tuft of fur underneath where her necklace thing usually was had blocked your view with pristine white fur.
"Have I ever mentioned that I think this thing you have on your chest is adorable?" You began to rub at the spot, pushing your fingers through the errant tuft.
"No, I dont believe you have, sadly." Celestia rested her head across from yours, the soft hairs tickling your neck.
"Well then, I guess I'll just have to make up for lost time: Celestia, your little chest tuft is frickin' adorable." That earned you a kiss on the neck.
After a short while of just enjoying each other's company, you turned yourself to face her, shifting your arms to continuing rubbing her belly. "Hey, you wanna go out and get something to eat later? The castle chefs are quality, but I'm feeling like something different tonight."
"I'd love to. I'm guessing you already have an idea in mind?"
"Hayburger."
"Hmm, I think I quite like the sound of that."
"I'm sure the ponies behind the register would enjoy watching their beloved ruler ask for a double hay whopper with extra cheese. That and their meat-eater menu is great."
She tittered, playing the situation to herself as she listened. "Perfect. Shall we take the royal chariot as well?"
"That's literally the best idea ever. Act like it's some kind of proper royal visit too. The guys up in front are gonna freak out."
"...And that's why you call me best princess."
"There's also the fact that you suck dick like a champ, but ok." Celestia didn't appreciate that, flopping over on top of you, nearing her full weight on you. "Oof. Damn lady, those cakes went straight to your ass."
She harrumphed, determined to stay there as long as possible.
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Later on, you were sat comfortably in the royal chariot, on the way to Hayburger, when you realised that there was a stow away on board. "Um, Babe? Why is Starbutt here?" You pointed at the bemused purple alicorn.
"Oh, Twilight? She was in Canterlot at the time and I insisted she join us for food." She pulled a wing over the shorter alicorn, hugging her with it.
"I simply couldn't say to an invitation from the prince- I mean, Celestia. It's been a while since I've had time to just sit down and talk with her."she paused, her eyes widening. "I-I'm sorry if you think I'm trying to take away her attention from you, I-um-" you cut off the purple mare.
"Chill, princess. I'm not accusing you of anything. Also, really? Do you actually think I'm that childish?" You crossed your arms defensively.
"Well, the princess had said you had a tendency to be immature when I asked about how you were fitting in..." Twilight looked between the two of you.
You gave a dirty look to the larger alicorn. "Oh, did she now? Well, that's news to me." You looked back to the purplest pony in the room. "Listen, Celestia may say I'm immature, but you know, she still nibbles her hoof sometimes when she sleeps."
Twilight looked shocked, "Really?"
You laughed, continuing. "Yeah, and she also-" you found yourself buried in a cover of white feathers, as Celestia had grabbed and trapped you under her wings, allowing Twilight to move away slightly. "Hey! Stop it! Cut it out or I'll tell her abou-" you were cut off as the carriage came to a halt and royal fanfare played outside. Pushing you towards the foor, Celestia gave you a playful scowl, nudging you out before you could give away more of her secrets.
The entourage of guards had led the three of you into the fast food establishment, causing a couple employees to lose their shit, much to the amusement of Celestia and you. You were escorted to your seats and the guards filtered out leaving you, the two princesses and one of the employees who was acting as a makeshift waiter. You'd been here before, so you remembered the guy from last time, even though he was behind the counter.
The dude was actually terrified. "W-w-what c-can I get you t-this fine e-evening?"
Twilight and Celestia ordered first, the shorter princess ordering a veritable mountain of hay fries and ketchup while Celestia just ordered the largest Burger they had and a Hayflurry ice cream. The machine was broke, so she just settled for the burger.
"You know, Twilight, I think we're more alike than I originally thought." Starbutt smiled thankfully.
"Hey, Table Top, can I have, uh, the meat-eater-menu Dragon Wings and a Big Griff with large potato fries? I can't digest the hay stuff." They should be grateful I didn't do the Big Smokes order this time.
"S-sure thing." He trotted away skittishly.
I looked back at Twilight, "So where were we before Celly rudely interrupted me? Oh yeah, so as well as nipping her hoof at night she-" I was suddenly silenced by a golden glow that emanated from Celestia's horn.
Damn it, Cel.
Oh, calm down dear. I just had a brilliant Idea. You suddenly felt a wing caress your pant leg as your zipper was opened and felt your dick get pulled through the hole.
You wouldn't! you motioned your head towards Twilight. She's literally right there!
You certainly aren't making any attempt to stop me. One of her wing tips quickly brushed your tip before the wing curled around your cock.
You groaned quietly as she tended to your manhood, her feathers caressing the underside of your head.
"Celestia, is he alright?"Twilight queried unaware of what was going on under the table.
"He's just a bit... tongue-tied at the moment. It happens sometimes." That was an understatement. You tried humping into the wing, desperate to turn that ticklish stimulation into something more satisfying. You pulled your dick up between each wing tip, the slight change in texture of each primary driving you insane. You tried moaning, but no noise escaped, so you simply buried your mouth into the side of your arm, resisting the urge to pound on the table.
IF YOU DARE FUCKING STOP I WILL DO MANY UNPLEASANT THINGS TO YOU, YOU TEMPTRESS!
Do not fret, my impatient little human. She started moving faster, tickling the opening of your urethra with a feather as you thrust into it, searching for more of that delicious friction.
As you neared the edge, you abandoned any pretense of subtlety, putting both your arms under the table and holding the feathers against you as you burst, coating them with your seed. Celestia slowly drew her wing back to her side, letting loose the spell that silenced you, the only noise that came was soft pants as you basked in the afterglow. "Did-" you struggled to catch your breath for a second. "Did anyone see that?" You turned around, hoping one of the employee's hadn't watched you paint their princess' wings.
Twilight was too engrossed in her meal, scoffing it down like an animal. You didn't even notice the food had arrived.
"What do you mean, dear? Did you see something interesting?" Celestia winked at you, quickly preening her feathers knowingly. "Your meal is here, by the way. I wouldn't want you to have to eat cold food, so I suggest you hurry and eat before Twilight takes your fries." She half-joked. You weren't sure if the mare was actually seriously going to steal them all.
"I- yeah, I'll do that." You did your best to eat your meal peacefully, taking quick looks at the two alicorn in case they were hiding something. Everytime Celly took a quick lick at her feathers, preening, you watched her take a bit more of your cum off the appendages.
Twilight had already finished the buffet ahead had ordered herself, looking worried she put a hoof to your head, "Are you sure you're feeling well? You're burning up." You looked in the translucent window of the fast food joint to see that you were practically as red as a tomato, sweat beading at your forehead.
Putting a hand on your head to wipe away some of the wetness on your face, you replied. "Y-yeah, I'm good. Just feeling a little hot right now."
Celestia was on the bed, tied down with an inhibitor on her horn. You omitted the gag, because that would mean not being able to hear that lovely voice as she yelled out in frustration. Twilight had left a while after the food, and Celestia found herself oddly tired, and so you plotted your revenge. You had to steal some... equipment from Luna's room, but it worked out.
You were going to tease her until she was a babbling mess.
"What are you going to do with your captive princess, oh beastly human? Ravage me? Fill me in every hole until I ooze your juices?" She was clearly expecting something more... orthodox.
"Nope." Her smile dropped. "Well, yeah kinda. I'm going to see how long it takes until you go nuts. Now, Luna had quite a lot of stuff stashed away, whips, chains all that hardcore stuff. The reason I have you like this is just for experimentation." You made a show of letting her see the cardboard box Luna had labelled 'Homework! Do not open or you shall face the wrath of the Lunar Princess!!!!!!!!' You knew Luna had... tastes, but this kind of stuff was far more lecherous than you had expected.
"You wouldn't!" Her eyes widened, while her lower lips winked. You couldn't help but get hard from that. There was something so enticing about it.
"Oh, yes. I would. I'm going to pay you back for every time you've left me hanging all at once. That time you decided to steal away with Cadance to some royal meet-up, leaving Shining and I alone? We went out drinking, then we planned our revenge. Shining has already has his, which is probably why Cadance wasn't with us earlier when we went to Hayburger, wasn't it?" The look she gave you was all the evidence you needed. "She probably told you she wasn't feeling well."
"You monster." She growled. In an effort to distract the princess, you decided to start off slow, drawing out each little squirm and gasp as slowly as humanly possible.
It started with short licks at her button while you fiddled with the base of her wings, driving a thumb gently into it as you licked. She tried tightening around your tongue, but each time she did, you pulled away, stopping for a couple seconds.
After torturing her for a while, you dived away, searching through the stuff you stole from Luna. "Oh yeah! I thought I had forgotten something." You pulled out a scroll, reading it aloud. "To apply: Press against target's horn." I mimicked the instructions as they came. "Cause slight magical input from target." You licked at the spiralled appendage, causing her horn to fizzle a tiny bit. "And then, stab on horn. Counter spell activated by surging horn again." The second her horn pierced the parchment, her body was enveloped in a red glow, centred on her crotch.
"What did you do?" Celestia whimpered.
"Oh, nothing, just a spell that makes it so you can't finish. Luna is much more of a deviant than I thought." You slowly drew your cock closer to your lovers quivering folds, rubbing the head against her clit before penetrating her soaking hole. Thanks to how much you had worked her up, you could slide through her with practically no resistance at all. The slaps of flesh against flesh grew louder as you increased your pace.
Celestia was mewling now, desperately attempting to orgssm around you, her attempts only made things better for you, as she clenched hard around you.
"Nff,how does it feel, my little pony?' You asked, looking down on your lover like a predator looks at trapped prey. She tightens once again as you call her that. "Ooh, did you like that, my little pony? You actually enjoy being taken like this?" You slammed in harsher than before making her lock her hind legs around your back as she panted.
"Please, I'm begg-" you cut her off, hilting her again.
"Imagine how your ponies would act if they saw you like this? Should I send for Twilight? I think she'd love to spend time with her favourite princess."
"Oh, please just let me come alreadyyyyy!" The spoilt princess moaned and groaned, trying to scratch the untouchable itch she was currently feeling.
You leaned in closer, whispering into her ear. "No." You grinned pounding her as hard as you can while you neared the finish. Following on from that, she tried several time to speak again, only able to mumble incoherent sentences.
"Ah, ah, ahhh, p-pl, ah." She mumbled, drooling as you came in her a second time. Deciding she'd had enough, you gave hor horn one last slow lick and ground into her as she yelled out, almost screaming. Her walls clenched fiercely as you pushed through, making it hard to do much more than lie there on top of her. She shivered with each wave of her climax crashing down the stimulation almost putting you into a third climax yourself.
As she basked in the afterglow, you pulled out, your rod covered in her sweet juices, a small bit of your own ejaculation still dripping from your head. "Fucking whorse. Clean up this mess." You crawled over, shoving yourself into her face, she sniffed, taking quick licks at it before lazily sucking you off. You unlocked the inhibitor, allowing her too free herself and levitate you, forcing you to fuck her mouth as she tongued at your cock.
"Mmm, my succulent little human. That was quite enjoyable you know." She took a moment to clean your neglected balls, drowning them in her spit before kissing the two of them and returning to your shaft. "You were surprisingly good at taking the lead."
"I just... did what I thought you'd like, Cel." Struggling to concentrate on the conversation at hand you just let her toy with you, riling you up for one last orgasm. She looked up at you again happily, grinding her snout into your crotch while you blew your load down this dirty alicorn's throat. "Fuck, I'll never get tired of this."
"Me?"
"No, I mean yes. Fuck yes. I'll stay with you till the day l leave this world. But... ugh. She sucked again, draining the last of it out of you before withdrawing herself and lying down. She had positioned you in front of her and enveloped you with her wings, locking you in a tight feathery embrace. "Celestia, was I really okay at that?"
She let out a subdued laugh. "You were perfect, my dear. As always. Although I wasn't aware you and Shining Armour had met." She hummed. "I'll have to ask Cadence for some bedroom ideas the next time I see her. Her being the Princess of Love means she probably knows more than I do on the subject."
"Phew, because I didn't exactly acquire this stuff the conventional way, so Luna is probably gonna be really pissed." She almost looked alarmed for a second, until you mentioned Luna.
She sighed, using a hoof to rub the base of her forehead, just below her horn. "What will I do with you?"
You grinned, "Better question: What won't you do with me?"
"Silly human." She held you tighter, pushing you into her chest with her wings.
