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Hello... my name is pinkamena Diane pie. I am a party planner, or at least I used to? I can't remember anymore. But what I can tell you is this. What ever you do, don't look for me.
I'm serious when I say this, don't look for me!
I guess I will tell you why.
It all started when I moved to yakyakistan after I have been criticized for playing the yovidaphone. and I never played it again from that point on.
I was at the ice cream bar seeing the yak playing the yovidaphone in hopes that it will cheer me up, but apparently it never worked.
When all the sudden I heard a voice in my head, it was female, but inhumane. It whispered "yarlgoth." I lifted my head and looked around and see if someone was here, but no one was their.
I was confused. where did that voice came from? I asked the bartender if she heard a voice, or if she seen some one. She obviously never heard it nor has she seen anybody. She suggested that i will need a break from all that ice cream that iate, mabe its causing this hallucination.
I took her advice and have a little walk outside of yakyakistan. I took it because I thought it was a hallucination too. But after I made a tent for my self at night, I heard it again but this time it said
"what's wrong yarlgoth,
Can't a mother give you a little love? "
I asked if it was talking to me.
It answers "of course my dear why would a mother give you comfort?"
I asked that thing two questions that came out of my head.
How were you my mother? And where did you come from? I asked because the female voice I heard wasn't my real mother.
Or what I thought was real. We'll get to that later.
It said in disbelief "you don't know the truth don't you yarlgoth?"
I corrected it telling it that my name is not "yarlgoth", it's "pinkie pie".
It talked back saying "that was the name we give you, didn't your father told you this!?"
I asked what did it mean. The voice side disappointed
Saying "well I can tell you where you can find out the truth.
Go to the same cave as where holder's bolder was found a dragon's nest in a cave."
I asked if it can take me their, but I also ask if I can get some sleep and do it tomorrow.
It said yes,and it will teleport me their.
I'm starting to have doubts, but then I went off to sleep.
But then when I woke up. And walked out of my tent, I'm not next to yakyakistan anymore. I was next to a creepy looking cave. My mind blowned!
How did it take me their?!
I get that unicorns have teleporting spells, but I highly doubt that it was a unicorn! it could have been a voice in my head, or even some strange force I could not imagine!
Whatever it was I made it to that cave the voice in my head was talking about.
It told me "you should get inside and look around. The truth may be found in their."
I was hesitant to that thing was telling me. Was it trying to have me get killed in their? I don't think I should trust it.
I was about to say know but it interrupted me saying "do it!"
But without second thoughts. I went inside.
I could not find any source of light, until I stumbled upon a torch. I can now have light source, but it wasn't enough for me to see better. I got over it and had moved on into the cave.
I heard hoofsteps behind me it looked like that it was walking towards me i was shuddering to know what it was. I walked faster trying to get away from what was behind me.
The hoofesteps were faster. I walked faster and faster, becoming even more scared.
It was going faster.
And I ran out of fright. The footsteps were also running, I ran faster. faster. faster! faster! my heart was bursting with fear! I can't look back! I've been chased by... whatever it was!
Until I noticed some set of barrels. It will be enough to slow what ever it was that was chasing me down. I bucked one of the barrels and all of them on the wall fell to the ground blocking that things path. I ran from it.
I kept running and running until I heard it jump over the barrels I ran even faster than before, even more fear in my heart. I Ran and ran with a torch in my snout.
I noticed a cage wall with a hole at the bottom, it will be enough to fit a pony through.
I slide through the hole as if it was a water slide. I jumped back up, and what I saw made me thought that I was losing my mind. That pony like creature had tendrils and tentacles on it's back, it's mouth was really wide, and it had eyes all over it's body. Including the head
It was roaring, struggling to get through. I noticed that thing is not as smart as what I think it was. I ran away from that creature until I heard it no more.
While I was running, I fell out of a cliff. But luckily it was a short fall. I got right back up. And I noticed that the temple structure looked horrifying but amazing. it looked alien as if it was not from equestria.
That voice in my head came back
Saying "you're getting close "
I asked which way
It answered "left."
I went left through the corridor and I never looked back.
Until it said "right."
I went right and I noticed some glifs on the walls it looked nothing like the languages I seen from each creature.
I'm no daring do fan, But even daring do wouldn't know any of this, or what it means.
The voice said "left. Your almost their."
I went left, it was a long hallway to go through
It told me "keep going."
I kept on going. And after 5 minutes, I went into a room full of strange pictures and writings as if it was a family tree in on that large wall.
It was saying to me "this is the place my dear. Do you see the creature above in the family tree?"
I looked up and I noticed the amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity. And around it are eldritch creatures that were playing flutes and drums around the beast.
The voice in my head explained "that was azathoth my great-grandfather. He had created pure reality around us but he was mindless and was not aware of the universe he created." and it told me each outer deity from which I thought I have lost my mind.
Nyarlethotep.
Yog-sothoth.
Shub-niggurath.
Hastur.
Cthulhu.
All of those eldritch abominations I did not recognised.
The voice in my head is becoming even more deep; more hollow; more inhumane; gelatinous; and disembodied
Saying "they are what made you into who you were before."
The voice is no longer in my head, but my pinkie sence is different. My eye twitched, and my nose began to bleed. This happens when something is right behind me.
I looked behind me, and it was just a school mare named sugarcoat.
She takes off her sun glasses and reveals her indescribable yellow ghastly eyes looking at me. She had Razer sharp rows of teeth like a shark.
The monster that was chasing me from before came back, but there are more of those things behind it. They have went into both left and right walls in each line. The eyes all over their bodies starts looking at me.
She said in the same voice from my head when she spoke "nyarlethotep is my father. We called you yarlgoth."
They all bowed down
What she n-no it! was implying made me realize something.
Remember when I said "Or at least I thought was real?" well this is what I was talking about!
Cloudy quarts was my step mother, and limestone pie and marble pie are my half sisters.
That thing starts grining unsettling and said "yes my daughter. You are part outer god, part mortal. From which you are called, a dark one. I alone had shone you pictures that no one else has ever seen."
It continued "I gave you your pinkie sence. A gift that I cannot take away from you. For it was I who had raped your fauther, and had gave birth to you and uln-sothoth. And yet you became the element of laughter, and lead our agent discord to betrayal. Surpassed the bonds of infinity, knowing that you are one of the demons from beyond the stars."
It walked towards me. Told me. "
you can call me ana-staja. Join us yarlgoth. As mother and daughter."
I told it no, and ran around it away from the monster that turns out to be my biological mother. She was chasing after me shouting "where do you think your going!"
this nightmare was chasing after me, I ran faster out of the hallways, out of the exit. I don't know how I found it, I was to scared to ever know. That thing yells at me. "you think you can get away that easily?!"
I heard roaring from monstrous creatures running behind me. They were at my tail.
I finally see light at the distance. I ran towards it as fast as I can, trying to get to the way out of this cave. And finally, I got out.
I found some sticks of tnt. Beside the cave wall, I surround it with tnt. I grab some flint and a steel plate trying to light up the tnt as fast as I can.
When finally a spark from the flint light up the tnt. I ran from the cave and before I knew it, the tnt blew up. And the rock slide sealed the cave shut.
I was frozen in fear, to hear the voice of my biological mother in my head. Saying "you may have escaped,
But cthulhu is going into the minds of your people and once the ritual is complete, you and I will cause chaos together. "
I ran out from the cave and take my tent and stuff with me. I'm not angry at my friends for criticizing me over my yovidaphone, nor am I blaming them.
No.
I'm blaming my father!
Dad you know about the truth, you told me so yourself! you said to my step mother about me when I was a filly. I asked what it was about, and you restricted that knowledge!
The question I can't get out of my mind was this dad.
Why didn't you ever tell me about me being a dark one!? Because If you really were my father, you would've warned me about my biological mother, about those eldritch abominations that I am the ancestral daughter of!!!
Aaaauuuug!!!
There's so much pain on my back!
Oh celestia! It hurts!
There's blood all over me!
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h̳̖̖̝̗̝͚̝̯̙̥̫͓̘ͪ͆ͪ̔̎̍̈ͨ̏ͮ͋͆̂e̯̞̬͖̥̿ͤ͊͒̀ͤ͋̋l̘̦̠̱̗̩ͤ͛̏͐ḷ͓̻̲̝̙͇̥̼̜̞̳͓̘͕̭̗̐̾̈ͮ̀̎ͨ!̦̺̝̭͚͇͈̬̫̳̯̟̫͉̤̬͙̄̎̌̌̊ͬͦ̽ͧ̐̒̑̐̚ͅͅ!͈̻̞̝͍̭̱̥ͩ̎͆̽ͣͩͥ̂̆͛̒̇ͬͬ̍ͮͤ͑̅!̙̮̗̘͎͇̳̅ͨ̓͌ͫ̅͌
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C̗̟̞̱͉̼̜͍͚̱͈̼̱̾̈́̌͂̇́͊ͧͤ̈́ͫ̌ͭͬͩ̃̓̈́T̳̩͚̲̳͎͈͍̪̩͓̣̠̘͚̮̜̘͛͑̓͗́̀̂ͣ̂ͭ̏̄H̩̘̬̰̘̝̭͙̥̞͈̟̦̙̊ͥ́́͒ͬͧͬͮ̉ͥͧͧ̽͌̇́Ṵ̯̞ͥ̊̒͌̆̊͗ͧͮ͗͂̐͒̔L͍̬͔̖̲̾͋ͫͩ̈́ͦ̓̎͌̒ͮ̐̑͆͑͑́ͅH͔̘̩̟̪͂̀̏̈ͥ̓ͦͣͤ͐Ȗ̩͍̥̩͐͂͊ͩ͂͆ͬͣ!̱̺̖͉̳̱̣͔͊̒ͩ̄!̠̺̻̘͇̦̭̗͇̻͇͇̥̣̊ͧ̉ͧ̔͂ͥ̿̎̾̄̇̏͊̚̚!̺̟̭̠̭̫̟̘̥̭̜̳̥̯̲̔͊̈ͪͨ̑̓̄!̞̲̞̞̪̙̱̰͈̳̲̜̪̗̱̩̐ͪ̐̒͆̽ͨ̂̽̚ͅ!̻̳͕̗̞͉͉̠̤͈͚̱͉̲̫̹̭̓̂̿ͨ̎ͩͪͪ̓̊ͩ͒ͅ!̲̳̦̳̞̬̣̱͔̲̅̓͂ͨ͂ͫͧ͗!̲͉̮̲͚̺͖̰̦̦͓̥̺̖͕̺ͪͣͧ̉͛ͩͭ̎!͚̞̟̱͈̱̤̲̞̋́͆̊̃̊̆ͧ̆ͫ̎̑̏ͧ!̠̺̯̻͕̮̰̯̣̳͓͖̗̣̾̂ͨ̅ͮͧ̈ͭ͋ͭ͛̂͛̽ͧ̏̒͐ͦͅ!͖̮̥̤̙̩̮͉͉̯̟̀ͭ̿̅ͨͮ̐ͣ̂͆
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