Driving off the lot in his new 2018 Dodge Demon, Alan has a weird feeling that things are about to change. Once home Alan parks his Demon next to his modified 2015 Hellcat Challenger "Black Betty" along with his Modded 2017 Viper ACR "Nightmare" and his SRT-10 Ram "Blackout" Little does he know he's gonna wake up in a new world.
As Alan walked into the dealership he knew his life was gonna change, today he was buying an 840 horsepower 2018 Dodge Demon. Once he sat down he already knew he was in love, starting it up for the first time he got goosebumps
"Heheheh guess that's why the call it a Demon" he said to himself. On the way home he was stopped at a red light, next to him was a Mustang GT350R he revved his engine to let the guy know its on. Turning on launch control he knew this would be easy. The light turned green. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeer" the supercharger was all Alan heard and before he knew it, he won.
When he got home he opened his garage.
"Hello girls, daddy's home!" he got to work putting new halos in his demon. When he was done he pulled out his phone, he opened up the app and moved the color wheel the halos changed in sync with the app. "All set" he said as he walked away to admire his babies. His black Viper ACR, his Matte black SRT Hellcat, his big girl SRT-10 Ram, his 70' challenger Hellcat, and his Demon.
"Ok all of you are full of gas and ready to kick ass. Ok all day time running Led's are set to red, check. All cars clean, check. All cars have coolant, check. All cars look beautiful.....of fucking course! Ok Good night ladies, sleep well. As Alan walked through to his living room he felt funny, like he's gonna get a big surprise soon. He headed upstairs turned his Xbox on, and sat behind his driving simulator. "Ok, Motorsport 7 or Horizon 3?" He chose Motorsport because of the demon. After finally getting tired he laid down in bed, wishing someone was near him but no one was. After his mom, dad, brother and sister passed in a car accident and he started making money he isn't social, and the only girls that talk to him are gold diggers. Thinking about that he finally passed out.
Ponyville, Equestria 3:11a.m.
Twilight awoke to a lot of commotion outside, when she got outside she noticed a strange house next door to her. "Everypony go home and go to sleep I will send a letter to the princess and she will handle this, now go home all of you!" after saying that she realized she was kind of rude with that, shrugging it off she went back inside and got to writing. When she was done she realized something. "spiiiike, psst spiiiiiike" she whisper yelled.
"huh?.....what?" He was waking up.
"Hey can you send this to the Princess?" She asked with a exaggerated smile,
"Seriously?....couldn't it wait?" he said.
"No this is urgent. Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase?" She asked.
"Hmph fine but let me sleep in tomorrow!" He demanded
"ok ok sheesh! Calm down! Here." After spike had sent the letter, Twilight heard a loud noise 'a monster attack? This late at night?' She thought to her self. She went out side and what she seen scared her. A large door on the house opened revealing a beast that appeared to be made of metal, it had red eyes, stood on all fours, had matte black skin, and stared right at her.
After the metal beast came out of the house the door closed behind it, it sped of towards the hills roaring loudly. That was it. Twilight has had enough,she teleported inside and what she saw terrified her. Four more of that beast where sitting there only one was a little bigger than the one that was awake, the rest where a bit smaller two looked alike while the smallest was sleeker and lower to the ground. She quickly teleported out careful not to wake the others.
Alan's pov
"What was that thing?! It looked like a horse but it was purple, and why does it look like I've been sent back in time?" He got a slight glimpse of his surroundings before he left, they are more offroad rally type terrain. Thankfully Mia has a mad max inspired build. (yes his cars are named deal with it) Alan figured it was time to head home. Once home he saw the same purple horse but it poked its head out of a door. 'a house? It lives in that house?'
He got inside he got out of Mia and patted her fender "You did good for your first offroad run." He said softly. He walked outside and knocked on the 'tree's door? A tree? How didn't I see that' he thought.
Twilights pov
Twilight walked to the door and without a second thought she opened it. Upon seeing a 6' Mythical creature is not what she expected.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"they both screamed. Alan decided to be the brave one and slowly approach the cowering 'unicorn/Pegasus? Seriously how do I not notice this shit?!' He thought to himself.
"Sshh sshh sshh. Hey I'm not gonna hurt you" Seeing that the pony calmed down he asked a question,
"hey, you screamed. Ca-can you....Can you speak?" Twilight gulped and nodded her head up and down slowly, still shaking. Alan noticed this and put on a soft smile "hey....you got a name?" Twilight opened her mouth but quickly closed it
"how can I trust you?" She asked.
Alan, taken back still surprised on the fact that ponies can talk said "Ok.....Hi my name is Alan Pearce what's your's?"
Twilight thought for a minute before saying, "M-m-my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle."
Alan went wide eyed, got up and bowed "My apologies Princess I was unaware I was in the presence of royalty."
Twilight, blushing said, "please, there's no need for that." Alan sat down and realize how much of a dork he is, and being the dork that he is said.
"Hey wanna see my Babies?" Seeing how quizzically she was looking at him he stood up and motioned her to follow him. Once in front of that big door Twilight didn't like this, The door started opening and Twilight bolted behind Alan. He noticed this but just walked into the garage flipping on the lights he yelled, "Daddy's home!" Twilight expected them to wake up but instead nothing happened.
"Why didn't they wake up?" Twilight asked. Alan just looked at her with a sly charming smirk. " oh Twilight they are just machines but to me they are family."
Twilight's turn to go wide eyed "Machines!? How?! That black one moved so fast! Alan smiled and said,
"You thought that was fast? HA! Wait till you see 'Dragulina'!"
Twilight stood there dumbfounded, unaware as to who 'Dragulina' was. "Who's Dragulina?"
"Oh god that name sounds dumb! Wait how bout, 'Paralyzer' ooohhh yeah that sounds good. Heheheh the song is good too." Alan said with a wink laughing at his own joke something hit him, "Oh shit this isn't Earth is it?" Just the look on the pony's face said everything. "God dammit I'm not on Earth! What's this planet called?"
"You are in the land of Equestria" Twilight said with a smile "Why? *gasp* you're from another planet! What was it like? Where there more of you? Where there more of these self drawn carriages? I simply must know!"
Alan could literally see the stars in her eyes and it was adorable "Woah! Slow down one question at a time! Ok but I should have you know these aren't carriages they are 'cars', but I have a very important question."
"Ask away!" Twilight said still ecstatic to get details of this alien's world.
"Please tell me you have paved roads like asphalt?" Alan asked nervous for the answer.
"You mean like concrete roads or stone paths?" Twilight asked unsure As to why he would want to know this.
"Yes! Yes! Concrete roads please tell me you have them around here! Alan hoped he would arleast have a one mile strait away or even more
"We'll for starters we recently paved a concrete road about 20 feet wide path leading all the way to Canterlot that's about 30 miles long." She said hoping it was the answer he wanted, but by the way his eyes lit up at 30 miles. She knew its what he wanted to hear.
Alan literally started drooling at the idea "Thir-thir-thirty m-miles?" Thinking about every possible thing he could do his mind wandered Twilight was drowned out while he was in thought.
"Alan? Alan? ALAN!!!" Twilight shouted snapping out of his daydream "Why don't you show me around the house? Y'know let me see how your house is like?"
Thinking about it. Alan said yes and showed Twilight around to the front door, and when they opened the door Alan flipped the light switch and his rather large house lit up "How does the electricity work?" Alan mumbled "So this is my living room. Yeah. Hey I'm not good at this. Heheheh" Alan said with a deep chuckle
"Yeah giving house tours is difficult unless you sell houses." Twilight was getting comfortable around Alan he seemed like a nice Stallion or Human A good personality, a good heart, and an overall charming person. "So did you live with anyone say, family, friend, .....a significant other?" Alan's smile faded and the air grew thick with tension.
"I lost my family in a car accident while they were away at the age of 16, and as for significant others. Forget it the world I'm from is corrupt. There are a lot of girls who go out with a guy for his looks, money, or fame. So I stayed single, I simply didn't want my heart broken and I'm not happy anyway. Sure I'm toned 6 pack, biceps, pecs, calves, and long hair but that's what a lot girls look at. Well they also look at money, seeing as I had a lot of it before I came here. There were gold diggers everywhere and I got tired of it so yeah. These cars are my family now."
Seeing that she hit a soft spot she went and sat on the sofa to comfort him. "Don't worry you'll make plenty of friends here and maybe even find a significant other." Twilight said to comfort him.
"Wait interspecies relationships are a thing here?" Alan asked.
"Yup Equestria is as free as you'll ever be" Twilight said cheering him up "To make it even better I'll be your first friend!"
Alan, completely cheered up decided to joke. While turning his downstairs Xbox on, he logged in and loaded up Motorsport 7 Twilight was amazed by the Tv and controller Alan was holding "Who said I wanted to be friends with you?" Twilight snapped out of her trance and looked at Alan with sad and fearful eyes. He got up and walked over to her.
Twilight started tearing up "I-I-I thou-" was all she got out before being pulled into a hug.
"More importantly who said I didn't want you to be my friend! Heheheheheh!" Alan got her, he officially bamboozled a Princess. Seeing the clock behind her "OH SSSHHHIIII-OOOooot!" He watched not to curse "It's 5am I need sleep"
"Yeah we do. You're meeting Princess Celestia tomorrow and you need rest as do I so I will see you tomorrow." Twilight said as she walked out of the house. Feeling tired she laid in bed be fore hearing Alan shout out his window
"TWIIILIIIGHT!" Alan shouted out of his bedroom window.
"WHAT!" Twilight shouted back
"HEY CAN YOU SEND THE PRINCESS ONE MORE LETTER!" He shouted in response hoping for a response but he didn't get one "TWILIGHT!?" He gave up and headed outside to investigate he knocked on twilights door. When she answered the door Alan was shocked to see a fucking dragon who didn't look amused, no he looked pissed.
"What do you want to send?" Spike was so tired and angry Twilight was shocked he didn't have a response to the strange creature at the door
Alan couldn't speak first of he was talking to a real fucking dragon and second he just wanted to pass out from running to the literal tree house.
"Alan are you ok?" Twilight asked "What did you want me to tell the princess?"
"Ok first, where is her castle?" Alan asked.
"It's in Canterlot" Twilight said which excited Alan to no end.
"Second How would you normally get to Canterlot?" Alan calmly aske.
"Simple, by train." Twilight heard Alan giggle like a filly and knew this wasn't good.
"Twilight what's the fastest you've ever gone?" Alan asked
"Probably 15-20mph why?"
"How about past 200mph in 'Nightmare'?" Alan asked with a wicked grin
"Scary but sure, who's Nightmare?" Twilight asked unsure as to what Alan wanted to send.
"Oh you'll see! Tell Celestia that WE are meeting her!" Alan said while Twilight got to writing.
As 11am came Alan was up. He got ready put on a tank top and jeans, put his hair back and walked to Twilight's.
He knocked and when the door opened Twilight just stared.
"Uh Twilight you there?" He joked "Hey eyes up here" he motioned two fingers from his arms to his eyes. Twilight's face went beet red
"Oh uh *ahem* I uh was just.....I'm just interested in the human anatomy is all. Hehe" she chuckled nervously.
Alan brushed it off "I have some books on the anatomy of humans and books on cars. Just ignore the mustangs they are hideous and revolting!"
"Hey! Some mustangs are attractive. I will have you know my first crush was a mustang!" Alan just facepalmed and started laughing his ass off.
"PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAAAH! I can't believe I didn't think about that HAHAHAH! Actually I raced one before I came here, oh that poor guy didn't know what hit him! I'm sorry that I didn't think about that though, I'm sorry. Mustangs are actually a car produced by Ford. The only Mustang I like is the 1965 Mustang.
"It's ok. When we get back I'm stealing those books from you anyway." Twilight said with a wink.
"Ok that's fine by me I already read them." Alan said
"Alan are you hungry?" Twilight asked not knowing she would soon regret asking.
"Nah I had Bacon, pancakes, eggs, and French toast." Twilight soon had a look of fear "Uh Twi are you ok?" Alan had an ah ha moment. "Oh. Nonononono its not what you think. Heheheh I'm not gonna eat you! Calm down! Your my friend! My first friend in a long long time!"
Twilight calmed down and lept to Alan hugging him and he fell back "Don't freak me out like that!"
"Hey I didn't mean to." When twilight went to eat Alan pulled out his phone a beautiful Samsung Galaxy Note 8 plugged his earbuds in and listened to some Avenged Sevenfold 'Nightmare' to be exact.
A few songs later she came back into the room Alan had his head back and she heard him singing "Well I'm not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move, cuz you're standing still. If your body matches what your eyes can do, you'll probably move right through, me on my way to you!" Alan would've kept going but he saw Twilight standing there and stopped she then clapped her front hooves together
"You have a great singing voice!" Twilight said after hearing his performance.
"Do I?" Alan asked and got a nod from Twilight "Hey are you ready to go?" She nodded and the walked to his house and opened his garage inside were his 5 babies. "Hey Twi what do you think this button does?"
"I don't know. Tell me" Twilight knew it activated one of the machines
"Press it." Alan said Twilight pressed it and it started up Nightmare his black 2017 Dodge Viper ACR all ten cylinders pounding with fury. The red LEDs made the car even more intimidating. "So do you think your princess is ready for this to show up on her door step?"
"I hope she won't be mad." Twilight honestly feared geting in that thing. She knows he said that they're just machines but they growl like angry beasts!
Canterlot Noon The Dining hall
"So Sister you trust that young Twilight is coming here with a human by his means of transport?" Luna asks
"Lulu calm down. If I know Twilight I know she is safe. The only thing that worries me is he said they are taking the evac path here at speeds faster than 200mph."
Luna spat out her coffee "WHAT!?"
Ponyville Alan's Garage Noon
"Come on its safe. I have a rollcage. It protects us if we flip." Alan said trying to convince Twilight to get in.
"You promise I won't get hurt?" Twilight asked.
"I promise." He put his hand over his heart to show he meant it. Once Twilight got in Alan revved the engine
"Hear that? I think she likes ya!" He patted the dash and said " let's go girl. Time for a top speed run!" He laughed "where's the road?" Twilight pointed and he went in that direction.
"Alan?"
"Yes twilight?"
"How fast did you say Nightmare went?"
"Fast enough to give ya Nightmares!"
He got to the beginning of the road and revved the engine
Canterlot Throne room 12:30pm
"Sister I'm going to watch the evac path to see this 200mph mode of transport."
"Ok Luna but be safe!" Celestia called to her sister. Luna the focused on Twilights energy and teleported high above her, and what she saw shocked her a black creature instead was at the end of the path and growling. It then lunged forward at incredible speeds. Luna did a spellon the creature. She can now see the speed at which was traveling.
"60, 70, 80, 90, 100mph in under 6 seconds 150, 160, 170, 180, 190, 200, 210, 220mph seems to be its limit." Luna was talking to no one but still was impressed.
Once at the castle Alan stepped out of the car to have Shining Armor himself point a spear at his heart
"I don't know what you are, but you better crawl back into the hole you came from or I'll turn you into a shishkebab." Twilight ran over to stop her brother
"Hey hey stop now you two. Shining this is Alan Pearce . Alan this is Shining Armor my brother."
"Pleasure to meat you Shining" Alan said kindly.
"Pleasure is mine. But you hurt my sis and you're dead." Shining said back
Twilight grabbed Shining by his ear with magic and drug him over to a corner "What the buck Shining don't say stuff like that I don't want you to be the reason he doesn't like me! Don't ruin this for me I haven't hung out with an attractive guy since me and that asshole mustang in high school hung out! Just don't ruin this for me. Ok?"
Shining just gulped and nodded knowing better than to piss his sister off.
"What was that about?" Alan asked "You seemed really ticked at him."
"Oooohhhh it was nooothing. Lets head inside and see the Princess!" Twilight said quickly changing the subject
"It'd be best if I talk first." Twilight told Alan.
"Yeah I think so too." Alan said with a dorky smile
Walking into the throne room "Princess it is great to see you!" Twilight bowed, as did Alan "This is Alan Pearce"
"I know Twilight you told me about him in your letter." Twilight realized she messed up gulped and blushed heavily "You described him in much detail, from his muscles to his gorgeous hair." Alan was getting a kick outta this "So Alan what do you promise to my land and its inhabitants?"
Alan noticed the change in the atmosphere. "I..uh, I'duh...I won't be rude or inconsiderate unless given reason." Alan slowly reached for his .50 cal Deagle holstered in his jeans hidden under his shirt "I will not harm them unless they harm me, this is a weapon from my home. It fires a high velocity projectile." Alan held out his Deagle. On it were engravings he made himself, all in memory of his family.
"May I see it Alan?"Celestia asked
"Yes but only for a moment because it was my fathers, and it means very much to me." Alan said with a sincere tone
"What are these engravings 'Paul, Linda, and Pat'?" Celestia asked.
"They are the names of my family who passed many years ago. May I please have the gun back"
"Oh yes here, and I am sorry for your loss." Celestia said with a sad tone
"I hope to never have to use it, but if I do I hope you forgive me." The air was thick with tension
It was Twilight's turn to be dorky "Hey Celestia, wanna see Nightmare?"
Celestia got scared "Quickly Twilight get the elements I-I didn't think Lu-!" She was cut off by Twilight.
"No I mean how I got here. You know the 200mph mode of transport?" Twilight said musing a little.
"Oh but of course. I feel a little embarrassed after that little fiasco!"
Once outside Alan pressed a button on his keyring, and a click followed by a "beep beep" from the car was heard. Alan walked over to his beloved Viper and opened the door "After you" Alan said in a chivalrous manner
"Uh..ah..ooof.....Alan?" Celestia was having trouble getting in the small car
"Yes *giggle* Celestia?"
"I can't get in." Celestia pouted.
"I got this!" Alan said and got in his Viper "I'll be back in an hour wait here"
"Alan I don't think the Prince-!" Was all Twilight could get out before Alan sped off
"I don't mind Twilight because after feeling the rumble of that monster in my chest I must ride in one of these beasts!" Celestia shouted in a way that is unlike her. She was acting like Rainbow and its not ok.
An hour later they heard a vehicle approaching it was Blackout Alan's Dodge SRT-10 Ram "Woah that's loud!" Celestia shouted to Twilight.
"Yeah" Twilight said unamused
The passenger door opened "Hop in Celestia!" She hopped in no problem
"Ooh it's comfy in here!" Celestia said.
"Watch this!" Alan said. He turned a knob on the dash and Celestia felt her rump getting warm.
"Oh that's comfy and warm!" Celestia said like a child
"Complete with cup holders!" Alan stated jokingly "Are you ready" Alan asked and a nod from Celestia was all he needed. He pressed the custom speed button which turned the headlights red and poured a 50 shot of nos into the engine. With custom purges that recreated bull nostrils "let's go!" As he hit the gas he heard Celestia scream, he got worried but the scream morphed into a laugh
"OH MY, THAT'S FAST! HOW FAST ARE WE GOING?!?!" Celestia Yelled
"UUUHHH, 198MPH!" Alan yelled back
"OH MY, HEY LET'S GO BACK!" Celestia yelled back.
"OK, YOU'RE THE BOSS!" Alan whipped it sideways in the dirt doing a drift.
Once back Celestia's mane was disheveled, and her seat had a small wet patch from where Celestia was sitting. Alan noticed this and questioned Celestia. He had a huge grin on his face.
"Hey Celestia did Blackout here excite you?" Alan asked
"Yes why?" Celestia knew she was in deepshit when she felt her tail was wet 'did it really excite me that much?'
"Heheheh I can see that!" Alan said while pointing at her seat.
"A-Alan I-I can explain!" Celestia stammered
"Nah it's fine. Actually I've never met a girl who had an orgasm just from a truck. Heheheh!" Alan mused.
Celestia looked sad 'Am I, the Sun Goddess and Co-ruler of Equestria falling for a human? No! I can't be! Argh! I think I am!'
"Yoo hoo, Equestria to Celestia, are you there? Alan joked.
"Uh yeah. I'm here, where would I have gone?" Celestia joked back. "Hey are you hungry?"
"Yeah, I'll just have a salad, and do you have red wine?" Alan knew he couldn't handle even the slightest bit of alcohol.
"He Twalight I thinks I'm full we shoulf go home." Alan said drunkenly
"Celestia I think he's wasted." Twilight said.
"Celery star is a pretty pony!" Alan said shitfaced
Celestia blushed heavily while Twilight looked annoyed
"How about I teleport you two home?" Celestia asked Twilight nodded and Then they were teleported home, leaving Celestia to her thoughts.
Once home Twilight put Alan in his bed. She noticed a setup resembling a car interior but brushed it off untill tomorrow, and to make sure he was ok she slept on Alan's couch downstairs. Alan just dreamed he was on the autobahn with his beloved Demon.
Waking up, Alan had a huge headache. 'Do I smell food?' Walking downstairs he saw Twilight and 5 other ponies in his kitchen.
"Uuuhhh, who are you guys!?" Alan yelled, thinking some ponies broke in.
"Hey Alan are you hungry? I made pancakes!" Twilight yelled from the kitchen.
"Uh yeah, but first can I know who Skittles, cotton candy, cowgirl, Diamond butt, and butterflies are?"
"HiImPinkiePiewhatsyourname!?" The pink one shouted Alan told her his name, and she sped off faster than a Bugatti Chiron.
"What's her deal?" Alan asked
"Oh that's just Pinkie being Pinkie." Skittles chimed in.
"And you are?" Alan asked
"I'm Rainbow Dash the fastest flier in Equestria! And who may you be tall, lean, and muscular?"
"Uh I'm Alan Pearce." Alan addressed to everypony in the room.
"So yer the one who went flyin' through my land in that crazy contraption o'yours?" The cow pony asked "I'm Applejack by the way, it's a pleasure t'meetcha."
"Yeah sorry about your field. It's nice to meet you too." Alan said apologetically.
"I'm Rarity the most beautiful there is. I must say though, your get up is quite off turning." Rarity said.
Alan looked down he was in shorts and a tank top. "Hey this outfit shows off my muscles!" At that Twilight looked back and stared. Because of this she burnt a pancake. (RIP pancake)
Next up was Fluttershy "H-hi my n-name is F-fluttersh-shy." Alan just barely heard her.
"Hey now, there's nothin' to fear. I'm a friend." Alan said so softly, it could sooth a dragon. Fluttershy gained some courage.
"Oh, Um, let's go eat" Fluttershy said Alan's stomach growled, letting Fluttershy know he was hungry.
Alan walked over and pulled out all of their chairs, afterwards he walked to the fridge and grabbed a Cherry NoS. Just then, an idea popped in his head. "Hey Twilight? You're good with magic right?"
"Yes I'm the best right next to Celestia." Twilight stated.
"Could you like, duplicate this?" Alan said pointing to his NOS drink.
"Yes but I can only duplicate small things, so don't ask me to duplicate one of your cars or something." Twilight told Alan. She then duplicated the can and Alan took a sip. He felt energized and ready to start his day.
"Ok who wants to go for a ride!?" Alan slammed his hands on the table right as he swallowed the the last of his breakfast. Everypony flinched "You'll get to choose the car." Alan said in a singsong tone.
Rainbow shot her hoof up so fast "ME ME ME PICK ME!"
As the 6 walked out to the garage Alan opens the door, and he looked down at Rainbow Dash. Her eyes literally had stars in them. "So which one is it?"
Rainbow ran in the garage, and immediately ran over to the Demon "This one!" Alan got a wicked grin.
"HELL YEAH! Rainbow I like your style!" He yelled "Hey girls, you may wanna cover your ears." He got in and pressed the start button once turning on the Halos and dash, but not starting the car. They uncovered their ears. He used the red key and started it up. All of the girls Jumped back. "Come on Dashie, are you scared?" He asked as he revved the Demon
"You little! Alright let's go!" Alan checked to see if his subwoofers and amps where hooked up.
"Alright Dash let's go." Alan said to her "Meet you girls at the path" they all got excited, even Fluttershy.
Once at the path Alan warmed up the tires with a burnout. "Hey Dash, you ready?" Dash nodded. Alan queued up Fuel by Metallica and hammered the gas.
Twilight swear she saw the front wheels lift off the ground a little "I feel sorry for her." Twilight said to her friends jokingly
"That thang is possessed!" Applejack yelled.
"It's big and bulky but it moves so fast!" Rarity said with shock.
Meanwhile in the car
"WHAT THE BUCK! HOLY SHIT!" Rainbow was loosing it Alan saw this and slowed down from 190 to 60mph.
"Are you ok?" Alan asked.
"Ye-yeah I'm good." Rainbow was blushing and Alan saw this.
"Did you just?" Alan said pointing to her lower area.
"No! It wasn't that exciting!" She said sounding offended
"Hahahah! No I mean did you piss yourself?!" Alan said hysterically.
"No!" Dash said. Alan turned the music off, and noticed the fuel.
"Oh shit!" Alan said. He then patted the dashboard "Ok girl one more run, and ill have Twi duplicate some High octane fuel for ya." Once back Rainbow got out and was shaky on her hooves
"Woah Rainbow looks like you had enough!" Applejack noted
"Sh-shut up!" Dash spat back
"Ok! She has one more run left in her! Who's next?" Alan asked. And what he got he was not expecting
Fluttershy shot her hoof in the air "I'll go." Alan was shell shocked
'Do I say yes?....Ah fuck it' "Oooh kaayy hop in Flutters!"
She hopped in and once the doors where closed she said "Go as fast as possible." Alan was shocked
"What!?" Alan asked
"I said go as fast as possible." She repeated
"Ok, it's your funeral." Alan replied
Alan matted the gas 0 to 60 in 2.6 seconds and Fluttershy was screaming, but she was laughing too. 'Is she as timid as she looks or is she really a thrill seeker?'
"Alright! Thats as fast as she'll go. Time to head home."
Once back at the end of the road before they got out Fluttershy said "I had fun. Thanks."
"No problem." Noticing the cars fuel getting low, Alan got out and asked Twilight "What's your duplicating limit in liquids?"
"I'd say about 8 gallons an hour. Why?" Twilight asked
"My car's running low on fuel Ill get some when we get back. Seeing as the girls left, hop in ill drive us home." Twilight smiled and got in.
"So Alan? Do you wanna have a picnic sometime? I know a really good spot." Twilight asked
"Sure! That sounds great!" Alan said
After a little more silence "Hey Alan, last night when I brought you home. In your room I saw what looked like the inside of a car. What is that?" Twilight asked
"I'll show you some other time. Right now I'm bored and have some work to do around my house. I wanna make it presentable since I'm gonna be having guests."
Once at the garage Alan parked his Demon and said bye to Twilight. He then got to work moving stuff around his house, eventually passing out.
Twilight woke up bright and early, had breakfast and was ready to surprise Alan....with his introduction to the whole town. 'I probably should've told him. Ah well' "SPIKE, I'M GOING TO SEE HOW ALAN IS I'LL BE BACK!" Twilight yelled.
Spike walked into her room and leaned on the door frame "huh, you really have the hots for this guy?" Twilight blushed heavily
"N-no of c-course not!" Twilight said
"Suuurrrrrrreeeeee, ok I'll see ya later." Spike said then walked out.
Twilight walked over to Alan's. Once she got there she knocked, she knocked again and again. Eventually she got worried and teleported inside. Once inside she was met with pure gold, Alan was passed out on his coffee table. Twilight took advantage of this to get a prank in. She walked over to his fridge, and got some whipped cream. Back in the living room she put the cream on his hand and wiggled a feather on his nose. He ended up smacking himself awake.
"What the hell?" Alan groggily asked before he seen a very familiar purple pony. "Oh it's you? I wasn't expecting you to be a prankster type."
"From time to time I am." Twilight responded "Today is a very special day." Twilight cheerily responded
"Wait how long have I been out? Have I been living in a dream for a week?" (Heheh Finger Eleven reference) Alan is up running around getting his keys, getting his gun and knife "What's happening today!?" Alan frantically asked.
"Calm down I'm just introducing you to the town." Twilight said too calmly for Alan.
"WHAT?! THAT'S THAT'S oh oh ooooohhhhhh. I'm just gonna go start Mia. Just get stuff set up ok?
Twilight didn't know what just happened Alan was freaked out, and now he's going to start Mia 'wait which one is Mia?' Twilight ran after Alan "Alan! Wait! Which one is Mia!?" Catching up to him she noticed he was getting in his off road car. "Oh, this is Mia."
"Yup and since she's the one they're gonna see the most, it's also the first one they're gonna see!" Alan said with a happy tone. Is everypony ready to meet me?"
"No silly it's only 8am. The town is gonna be ready by 11am. The mayor and I had a talk. There is gonna be a lot of convincing to get them from running scared by the evil sound and look of your car." Twilight said to Alan climbing into Mia.
"Hahaha Mia is by far the strongest most durable and sturdy of all my cars. That's why she looks and sounds evil. Pfft I can probably run down an elephant without a scratch!" Alan exaggerated a tad, but that car can actually take a beating with how reinforced it is. "How about an early morning drive eh?"
"Sure! I haven't been in this car yet." Twilight answered
After leaving they were driving along an open plain when they heard a scream come from a nearby forest "What the hell was that?" Alan was worried
"Oh no that sounded like the Cmc! They're just fillies!" Twilight was scared
"We gotta help them Twilight!" Alan said and sped into the forest
"This is the everfree forest! It's full of monsters that'll kill you! Stay here and let me go!" Twilight said to Alan
"No! I'm completely capable of this. Just trust me!" Alan was filled with determination! They came to a clearing where there where 3 fillies surrounded by wooden wolves Alan stopped "Twilight get out" Alan blankly said
"What?! No!" Twilight was scared
"Take the fillies and get them to safety! Now! They have families. I know what it's like to lose people close to me. Their families don't need to experience that." Twilight jumped out and teleported her and the fillies away to safety but then teleported back to see what happens.
Alan revved the engine "Come on you big wooden fucks! Want some?!" Alan matted it and rammed through all of them but one was left. "Want some bitch?! Well then come and get it!" Before Alan could do anything the lone wolf slashed one of his tires immobilizing him. Twilight was about to intervene, but then Alan got out of his beloved car wielding a knife ripping his shirt of he charged at the wolf and jumped on its back. His adrenaline was pumping hard he jabbed the knife in the beasts neck. He then unholstered his Deagle and unloaded 3 rounds into its head. Seeing its green eyes fade meant victory. "Anymore of you fuckers want some?!" Alan yelled at the 2 left. They whimpered and ran away.
Twilight ran over to Alan "Oh my Celestia are you ok?!" Alan was out of breath
"Oh thank god I have spares! Heheheh" Alan had two wheels on the back to replace any of the 4 if they got damaged "Twilight in the back seat of Mia, there is a toolbox and jack. Can you bring them over to the front of the car while I get the spare off the back"
While Alan was putting the tire on Twilight started up a conversation "Y'know that was Rainbow, Rarity, and Applejack's sisters you just saved?"
"No way!" Alan was shocked. He picked a twig out of the grille and looked at it "You almost killed my friends' sisters. You get what you deserve." He said to the twig.
While putting the tire on Alan made a joke "Hey Twilight what's brown and sticky?"
"Ew you're gross Alan!" Twilight said
"A stick. Wow Twilight looks like you're the gross one for thinking that. Heheheh!"
Once the new tire was on Alan dropped the car and put the damaged tire on the back. "Come on Twi we need to head back. I need a shower and a video game break." Alan said
"Ok but you're gonna show me what that thing is in you're room." Twilight said
"Ok but first I need a shower and maybe a light snack." Alan said "Hey Twi watch this" they reached an open field and Alan whipped the car sideways enabled 4 wheel steering and they started doing a donut
"AAAAHHHH! STOP IT IM GONNA VOMIT!" Twilight was freaking out
"AAAHAHAHAHA! Ok I'll stop but, you have to admit that was fun!" Alan teased.
Before Alan got in the shower he showed Twilight how to refill all of his cars "Ok Twi since the town is meeting Mia she is the only one who needs the fuel so while I'm in the shower fill'er up with the high octane fuel ok?" Alan asked Twilight
"Can do!" Twilight confidently said
"Ok fill'er up and make sure none spills. I'm goin upstairs. See ya soon!" Alan said as he walked out
Twilight in the meantime had spike send a letter to the princesses in hopes they would show up to the introduction. Before she could walk out of the room Celestia sent one back with YES in big letters with a p.s. saying 'Luna had me write that, she's really excited to get a closer look at Alan and his vehicles' Twilight just smiled and laughed.
Alan had gotten out of the shower and put on his tux, that was when he had walked down stairs and was met face to face with Luna "Art thou ready for his big day?" Luna asked
"I assume you're Luna, where's your big sis?" Alan asked
"Yes, and Celestia is in your garage with Twilight." Luna calmly said.
"Oh....WAIT WHAT?!" Alan yelled catching Luna off guard, then running off out the door and into his garage and what he saw was hilarious. Celestia was bouncing up and down in the bed of his Ram
"It's so bouncy!" Celestia laughed
"Princess I need to fill this truck up. I can't if you are bouncing in it." Twilight said annoyed
"Celestia, can you please let her fill Blackout? She's nearly empty after our 'exciting drive'." Alan added emphasis to the word 'exciting' and Celestia stopped
"Ok, but we are going for another ride sometime." Celestia demanded
"Ok but don't get too excited next time." Alan teased
"Stop it Alan." Celestial said
Alan knowing when to stop said "Okay now that that's aside is everything set up? Is Equestria ready to meet me?" Alan asked walking over to Mia
"Yes every pony in ponyville is ready to meet they're new neighbor or I should say my neighbor." Twilight joked
"*snicker* Neigh bor." Alan said
"Shut up Alan." Twilight said annoyed
"Ok time to go, since you can all teleport. Go get the crowd warmed up for me." Alan said starting Mia
Alan arrived behind the stage there was a ramp for him to drive on stage with a curtain so they couldn't see him Twi put a sound proofing spell on Mia so the crowd won't hear him until they say so
"Now everyone, you are going to hear what sounds like a monster but I assure you it is not." Twilight removed the spell.
"Fuck yes." Alan queued up shoot to thrill and fired up Mia Twi and the sisters nor the crowd were expecting music along with the growl of a monster. The curtain ripped down and a black red eyed beast roared on the stage. Alan stepped out and said "Hello citizens of ponyville!" With rock signs in each hand.
"See everyone I'm not crazy i told you humans where real!" A sea foam green pony yelled in the crowd.
"Hey you're the thing that saved us!" a little red bow wearing filly yelled
"HEY ALLAAANNN!" A familiar pink pony yelled
"Ok so as you see, I am a human. I am completely harmless, unless you give me a reason to be. I am going to be living among you until my last breath. I wanna make that time well spent. So if you are all kind enough to be nice thaaaat'd be great! Thanks" Alan turned around and literally picked up Twilight and put her in front of him "I am going to let Twilight explain the rest because I have to use the little boys room heheh." As Alan walked if stage he noticed something wrong his car had a dent in the rear "OH NO!" Alan yelled purposefully being over dramatic. The whole crowd directed their attention to Alan "Twilight quickly boil some water and get a plunger!" Twilight was not amused
"Alan, it can wait." She said flatly
After the whole introduction a White unicorn with purple shades came up to Alan "Yo those subs you have in your carriage are sick, here call me sometime and let's hang out. She handed him a business card "and since you're new and don't have a job, I'm hiring so stop by my club sometime.
"Thanks! Damn I'll have to give you a ride in my Demon sometime!" Alan said
"Don't know what that means so Buck it sure. That sounds fun. By the way I'm Vinyl scratch. You are?" She asked
"I'm Alan Pearce nice to meet'cha." Alan said "any way I gotta get home so ill cya some other time."
Alan was waking up "Uhg, I gotta stop passing out in odd places." Alan said groggily, he sat up "ACK! OW! SON OF A MOTHERFUCKER!" Alan hit his head on the reinforced frame of Mia. He got up and stood in front of Mia "I built you, how can you hurt me like that?" He joked. Alan walked around to his kitchen and noticed he was out of bread "Of course! The one time I crave a sandwich and I'm out of bread! Guess I'll have to run to the store." Alan complained "I wonder, do they even have a grocery store?" Alan thought out loud. Alan walked around to his garage and opened the main door. "Ok girls which one of you wants to take me to the store? Ooohhh Black Betty (story's picture) you haven't gotten out in a while." Getting in his Hellcat he started the engine. It was louder than his Demon and Mia, well mainly because the Demon isn't strait piped and Mia has different exhausts. "Heheheh, you still purr like a kitten but roar like a lion." Alan said as he revved her a few times.
Pulling out of the garage Alan made sure to go about neighborhood speeds about 20mph. He drove around for a bit listening to music and getting looks from the townspeople, after driving around for about 20 minutes he pulled over to ask a Seafoam green unicorn mare for directions. He pulled over next to her and rolled down his window. "Hey miss, do you know where a grocery store is?" Alan asked
"Oh my Celestia you're actually talking to me!" She said almost fangirling "Uh, yeah I know where one is." She answered
"Can you tell me how to get there? I need bread." Alan simply said
"Uh, it'd be easier to show you." The pony said
"Oh I see what's going on. You just wanna ride in my car." Alan said, fully aware of what she was doing
"Well yeah, but you don't have to. Oh and I'm Lyra Heartstrings, human fanatic" Lyra introduced herself
"Oh it's fine I'm always glad to give someone a ride, as long as they don't mug me, and I'm Alan Pearce it's nice to meet you." Alan said to Lyra while opening the passenger door "Just hop in and I'll get us going, you just point the way." Alan said as Lyra trotted over to her side.
"Oh it's cozy in here!" Lyra said as she sat in the passenger seat "What's that constant rumble?" Lyra asked Alan
"Oh that? That's just the engine all 707 horsepower of it!" Alan happily said
"Horsepower? There's no way that there's 707 horses in this carriage!" Lyra said and Alan let out a hearty laugh
"No Lyra, horsepower is just a measurement. Like inches, feet, yard, and so on. Think of the engine as the cars heart, and the rumble as the heart beat and the roar as breathing." Alan said
"Ok so the car is like a living thing?" Lyra asked
"Yes, Her and the other four are like family to me." Alan said
"Oh my Celestia you have five of these?!" Lyra asked jaw on the floor
"Hahahah, yes I have five and I love them all. My Uncle Aiden, he lived in Chicago. He hated them, he always said the cars are a waste of money. I don't think so heheheh." Alan hit the gas a little bringing them up to 80mph Lyra got pushed into the seat and Alan laughed and then slowed back down. "Now that isn't a waste of money! Heheheh!" After talking a bit and just driving around "ok so a left here?" Alan asked
"Yup, I'll wait here." Lyra said
"Ok but don't touch anything, I'll take 5 minutes." Alan ran inside and used the bits Twilight gave him to buy some bread,
"So did everything go well?" Lyra asked
"Ehh the cashier gave me a few weird looks, but I'm sure it'll just take some time. Oh by the way where do you live? I need to take you home." Alan asked as non-creepily as possible
"Oh I actually live pretty close to you. I'll just point you along the way." Lyra stated.
"Ok, maybe then we could hang out sometime." Alan said with a chipper tone
"Yeah! That'd be fun. You could meet my roommate Bon Bon." Lyra was happy to make a new friend, especially one as muscular and attractive as Alan but Alan didn't know she thought this way. "Soooooo, Alan did you have any lover before you came here." Lyra asked.
"Nope. Every girl only looked at me for my muscles, my money, and my cars." Alan said
"Do you plan on getting a marefriend now that this is your new home, and all the corrupt humans are in your old home?" Lyra strait forwardly asked
"Interspecies relationships are a thing here?" Alan asked
"Yeah all kinds are interspecies, same sex all kinds!" Lyra stated
"I might then. It just depends on the reason they are interested in me. Actually now that I think about it that would probably why Rainbow Dash was flirting with me." Alan said while giggling a little. Lyra looked a little annoyed when he mentioned Rainbow Dash but Alan just assumed it was because of Rainbow's ego.
"Hey wanna hang out at my place for a little?" Lyra asked in hopes of a yes so Bon Bon can ride in the car
"Sorry but I can't, I have to get a shower, have breakfast chech all the fluids in all my cars and I haven't had my daily NoS yet. Buuuuuuut you can come and hangout at my place for a little and then we can both come back to your place." Alan said to reassure Lyra
"Yeah that sounds fun. I feel like Bon Bon would relate to you, like you two are gonna get along great!" Lyra said
"Hey do you guys have any alcohol at your place?" Alan asked
"Only the strongest stuff legal in Equestria!" Lyra said
"Ok I'm gonna want some just to let you know." Alan said knowing he could barely handle a little wine
"Oooohhhhh a partier, I like it" Lyra said
And with that Lyra and Alan hung out at her place the rest of the day and Alan got wasted drunk.
Alan woke up with a major headache "Motherfucker what happened last night." Alan quietly groaned
"You got drunk dummy." A familiar voice said behind him
"WOAH! Wait! We didn't do anything did we?!" Alan asked, afraid that he just laid a friend he made just yesterday
"No, you got reeaally drunk! Heheh it only took half a pint of Grey Pegasus for you to be completely wasted, not even!" Lyra laughed
"Oh, uh yeah I probably should've told you I can't handle any alcohol at all. I can barely handle wine heheheh." Alan explained "but why am I up here. In 'your' bed?" Alan asked adding emphasis to 'your'
"Oh, that's simple you got so wasted I didn't want you to drive in fear that you'd end up getting hurt." Lyra explained an kindly as possible
"Drive, drive, drive, OH SHIT BETTY'S BEEN OUT SIDE ALL NIGHT!" Alan yelled as he got up an ran downstairs, Lyra followed close behind. Alan literally hugged his car and gave the hellcat badge a little kiss "Oh thank god you're ok!" Alan said relieved
"Wow, I guess you meant it when you said you loved these cars, huh? Lyra joked
"Oh shit I left my phone, gun, and knife in there, that could've been bad if I hadn't locked her!" Alan said, very happy that he locked his beloved hellcat
Alan pulled a small rectangle out of his pocket and pressed a button on it. The car let out two small chirps of the horn. "What did that do?" Lyra asked. Alan reached in and grabbed his gun and phone.
"Oh that?" Alan pressed a different button, the car once again let out two small chirps and the lights on the front flashed orange twice. "Go and try to open the door." Lyra tried by pulling the handle, she tried again, and again.
"It won't open?" Lyra said very confused
"That's because this little device can lock, unlock, and even start the car." Alan said holding up a small red rectangle
"It can't start the car, no way." Lyra said, Alan asked what time it is, "About 9:30 a.m. Why?"
"Eehh, fuck it." Lyra just looked at him confused "Sorry in advance Ponyville!" Alan held up the key and pressed the start Button two times. The car let out two small chirps and starts.
"That is loud. Hahahah, I can see why you said sorry Ponyville." Lyra said
Alan pressed it again and the car turned off and he locked it again, just to make sure no one broke in "Is there any pony I gotta worry about when it comes to stealing stuff?" Alan asked Lyra.
"No not really, atleast not that I can think of." Lyra said
"Ok, I just wanna make sure she's safe." Alan said, caring a lot about his beloved hellcat
"Hey, how about we go back to your place? I can make breakfast for you." Lyra said "Bon Bon has told me that I make some pretty damn good pancakes!" Lyra said
Alan started the hellcat and opened the passenger door for Lyra "Yeah I could use a bit of breakfast, and a shower. I'm especially in the mood for something cherry flavored." Alan said
"I got some cherry lipstick back in my room." Lyra joked
"Haah! Good one!" Alan said pulling away and driving to his house, taking the long way
"Yeah, I've been told I'm very clever and witty. Bon Bon has told me I'm very good at flirting, I've flirted with her a few times." Lyra stated matter factly
Alan slammed the brakes "Are you a lesbian? No offense." Alan asked, being sure not to hurt her feelings or offend her in anyway
"Nah, none taken but I swing both ways. Oh, and before you ask me and Bon Bon are not a thing." Lyra stated
"Oh, okay." Alan said
"We're friends." Lyra said
"Ok I get it." Alan said
"With benefits." Lyra said, not joking
"Oh my god Lyra hahahah, please tell me you're joking." Alan said
"Nope I'm not joking! I'm serious, me and Bon Bon have done the deed." Lyra said, once again she was not kidding
"You know for one of my first friends in a long time, you are awesome!" Alan said, as he was happy him and Lyra get along so well.
"Thanks, you're not to bad yourself." Lyra said. She was also happy that Alan was a cool friend and they share the same sense of humor.
As they parked the car. Alan got out and inspected his garage to make sure no one else was in there, seeing that the coast is clear he dismissed the thought. He led Lyra to the kitchen showed her where everything was.
"You eat meat?" Lyra asked when she saw the bacon and steak in his fridge
"Yeah, and Twi duplicates it for me so all of the meat I eat doesn't come from Equestria. It's full of protein, it helps with the toned bod of mine." Alan joked while he flexed a little "Anyway I need a shower so since you got breakfast handled I'm gonna go hop in." Alan said as he walked away
"Hey! Do you want bacon!?" Lyra yelled to Alan
"Only if you're comfortable with cooking it!" Alan yelled as he grabbed a towel
"Anything to make sure you keep your body looking like that! Hahahah!" Lyra yelled to Alan
"Alright, hahahah! I like my bacon crispy!" Alan yelled from his bathroom.
After Alan was done he threw on some briefs and shorts and walked downstairs "How's that bacon coming Lyra?"
"Yeah, it smells great I might just try a little bit mysel-" Lyra stopped talking when she saw Alan was shirtless.
"You good Lyra?" Alan asked as he grabbed a NoS. She was as red as the cherry NoS can "want me to put a shirt on? I'm sorry." Alan said
"NO! no, it's fine. Uh, what's that you're drinking?" Lyra asked removing her gaze from Alan's six pack
"Oh it's just a cherry flavored energy drink, it's my substitute for coffee. Wanna try some?" Alan asked after taking a chug.
"Uh sure." Lyra asked as she took a sip "Wow that's good!" Lyra said
"Yeah I know! I drink it every morning!" Alan stated
After breakfast Alan took Lyra for a ride in Mia and they had a blast for the rest of the day.
It's been about a week and nopony has heard from Alan except for his runs to the grocery store and his morning jogs. Twilight was getting worried for her new friend.
The smell of bacon was in the air, Alan was in his living room playing forza 7 while pancakes and bacon were cooking in the next room. "I wonder how Twilight is doing." Alan said to himself
Speak of the devil. Alan heard a teleport spell sound in his garage "OH SHIT!" Alan ran to the garage and quickly tried hiding his secret. "Hey Twilight!" Alan said as he awkwardly kept her from seeing his secret
"Hey Alan. What are you doing?" Twilight asked noticing he was trying to hide something.
"Nothing....er....im just...cooking breakfast, why don't you stay a while?" Alan asked trying to convince her to leave the garage
Twilight had enough, she used her levitation to move Alan out of the way "what's under the cloth?" Twilight asked pointing to the mass under the cloth.
"Nothing! Let's just go in the kitchen and have breakfast." Alan said trying to divert her from finding his secret out.
"Ok thats enough." Twilight lifted the cloth and she was shocked by what she saw. "Is that? Is that a Hellcat engine!?" Twilights been reading up on Alan's books on the hellcat
"Uuhh.......yes." Alan said sheepishly
"Where did it come from?! Also where'd that door come from?!" Twilight though he'd taken what is basically the heart out of one of his prized possesions.
"Well before I came here i was working on something that is sinful when compared to my beliefs, but beautiful in my eyes." Alan said "Follow me." Alan said while walking towards the mysterious door in the back of the room. Alan flipped on the lights in the room, and what lied there confused Twilight.
"What is this?" Twilight knew it was a car but what kind is what she wanted to know.
"This is a 1964 Ford Mustang, the only Mustang that I love. Before i came here i bought new tires, a Hellcat engine, enormous subwoofers, and a 64' Mustang that was near mint. It had engine problems, heh no wonder. It's a Ford. Anyway, I planned on putting a new Mopar Hellcat SRT engine in her." Alan explained
"So this is a Mustang?" Twilight asked
"Yes, and she is why i haven't been outside in a while." I've been working on putting that engine in her, and before you ask. That engine is from none of my cars it is a completely different Hellcat engine." Alan said
"Want help building the car?" Twilight asked
"What?! You want to help?!" Alan was shocked
"Yes, i would love to! Plus it would help me learn about cars more." Twilight said
About a week passed and the car was done engine in, driveshaft connected, and gas tank filled.
"So Twi, are you ready?" Alan said as he opened the garage doors
"I sure am!" Twilight said happily as she got in "Hey there's a little pony on the dashboard." Twilight said
"Yeah there's one on the front too. Heh it ain't called a pony car for nothing." Alan was honestly enjoying the mustang so he figured he'd enjoy it more "Hey Twi, wanna hear some of my type of music?" Alan asked hoping she'd say yes.
"Yes I would love to!" Twilight wanted to hear Alan's interests in music
"Ok! Awesome! Since Hellhorse is new to the family, how about Welcome to the family?" Alan asked
"Ok, that sounds good." Twilight said unaware of what she was geting into
Alan queued up the song
Hey kid Do I have your attention? I know the way you've been living Life so reckless, tragedy endless Welcome to the family
Hey, there's something missing Only time will alter your vision Never in question, lethal injection Welcome to the family
Not long ago you'd find the answers were so crystal clear Within a day you find yourself living in constant fear Can you look at yourself now? Can you look at yourself? You can't win this fight
And in a way it seems there's no one to call When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure We all have emptiness inside We all have answers to find But you can't win this fight
Hey I have to question What's with the violent aggression? Details blurry, lost him too early Welcome to the family
Hey, why won't you listen? Can't help the people you're missing It's been done, a casualty re-run Welcome to the family
I try and help you with the things that can't be justified I need to warn you that there is no way to rationalize So have you figured it out now? So have you figured it out? You can't win this fight
And in a way it seems there's no one to call When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure We all have emptiness inside We all have answers to find But you can't win this fight
Gunning for you and all mankind I've lost my mind Psychotic rabid dementia I won't be fine
I see you're a king who's been dethroned Cast out in a world you've never known Stand down, place your weapons by your side It's our war, in the end we'll surely lose but that's alright
So have you figured it out now? So have you figured it out?
And in a way it seems there's no one to call When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure We all have emptiness inside We all have answers to find But you can't win this fight
Deep inside where nothing's fine I've lost my mind You're not invited So step aside I've lost my Deep inside where nothing's fine I've lost my mind You're not invited So step aside I've lost my
As the song ended Alan wondered what Twilight thought of it "So did you like it?" Alan asked
"It was interesting." Twilight said
"Hahahah! That's my kind of music!" Alan mused
"Anyway, lets head back I think that someone is waiting for you." Twilight said
Alan looked up and saw a certain green unicorn at his door
Alan awoke in his garage next to the Mustang "Good morning." Getting up and putting fuel in the mustang "What even happened last night?" Alan asked himself
"In here dum dum!" Alan heard somepony yell from the kitchen, not even noticing the smell of french toast and bacon in the air.
"Lyra is that you?" Alan asked
"Yeah, i stayed over because you got drunk and invited me to bed." Lyra said disappointedly
Alan went as red as a cherry Nos "Did we er......do anything before han-hoof?" Alan asked nervously
"Weeeelllllll, first you drank to celebrate the build of your mustang, then you got shitfaced, you.....well.....kissed me......you're quite good at flirting actually, and after that you said you were gonna fill up the car and you would be up for some fun. Instead you went to your car and passed out. Leaving a certain mare let down." Lyra said quite sad
"Holy shit! I am so dumb! Anymore, if i even mention alcohol. Stop me from drinking! Ok?" Alan asked
"Aaaawwww but, drunk Alan is best Alan!" Lyra said half-jokingly
"That is not becoming a thing Lyra!" Alan yelled
"Oh but Alan, by the way you were talking last night it seems like you want 'us' to be a thing." Lyra said
"Lyra stop, please." Alan said
After Alan and Lyra had breakfast Alan decided to call DJ-PON3
"I hope this works." Alan dialed the number on the buisness card
'It rang, and rang, and rang, click'
"Yo, this is Club Moon. Who would this be?" Vinyl asked
"Uhh, it's the human." Alan responded
"Aaaayyyyeeee wassup! Alan right?" Vinyl asked
"Yes. That's me! Hey, are you still hiring?" Alan asked because he was in need of bits the ones Celestia and Twilight gave him where running out
"Yup and your spund systems will BUCKING ROCK THIS PLACE!" Vinyl said happily
"Thanks Dj, I'll be over tomorrow." Alan said
"Ok, but please just call me Vinyl." Vinyl said, happy that she had made a new friend who loves music too.
Alan hung up his phone, and looked at his Samsung Galaxy Note 9. "I wonder how that works." He said as he looked at the sky.
Lyra heard the front door open and a giddy squeal of excitement "So I take it you got the job?" Lyra asked quizzically.
"Fuck yeah i did!" Alan pumped his fist in happiness "I'm gonna go do some happy time donuts in my backyard. Do you wanna join?" Alan asked holding up his keyring letting the seven keys hang, all to his cars.
"Hooooooyeah I do!" Lyra shouted in a very tomboyish manner
"Ok lets go then." Alan said as he walked out the door. Lyra soon ran after Alan
"So which one are we going with to get donuts? Do you need directions to Sugarcube Corner?" Lyra asked
"Baaahhahahahahah! Don-do-donuts! Hahahahah! You thought i meant pastries! Hahahahahahaaaaah! Ooooohhhh. Here, just get in the truck." Alan said as he got in his SRT Ram
"Hey, what are we doing?" Lyra asked as Alan drove behind his house
"Heheheh......this." Lyra blushed at Alan's deep chuckle, as it felt almost intimidating. The word 'this' came out of Alan's mouth and Lyra nearly pissed herself.
Alan whipped the steering wheel all the way to the left and matted the gas. "AAAHHHAHAHAHAH! OH I MISSED THIS!" Alan yelled as he kicked dirt up everywhere
"That was scary but fun, like a roller coaster." Lyra stated blushing
Alan queued up Hoobastank - Out of Control and started the donuts back up, throwing a drift in here and there
Twilight was trying to read one of Alan's books on supercars, but was interrupted by the sound of a strait piped V10 engine. Hearing enough she stormed out side. Walking up to the truck she shouted "CAN YOU TWO STOP I'M TRYING TO RE-" she was cut off by mud getting kicked up in her face.
Alan seen this and stopped the truck, he hopped out snickering "Hey *snicker* Twi *snicker* You have a lil' something on your face." Alan joked
"Alan." Twilight sounded mad
"oh shit. Uh yeah?" Alan was actually kind of scared.
"You're going to help me get this out of my coat." Twilight commanded
"*gulp* Ok." Alan said as he followed Twilight
"Alan, what do you want for dinner?!" Lyra yelled
"If I'm still alive, I'll just have a salad!" Alan yelled back
Alan was waiting in the living room "Aright, you can come up now!" Twilight yelled from upstairs
Alan walked into the bathroom. "So you want me to help scrub the mud outta your coat?" Alan asked
"Yup and you can do a much better job than me with those fingers of yours." Twilight said plainly
"Can't you just magic it away?" Alan asked
"Yeah, but it's more fun this way." Twilight teased
Alan reached for the shampoo and grabbed a bottle that said, Mane n' Tail. "Heh, isn't that funny. Humans have a shampoo with the same name." Alan said chuckling a little
"Really? Huh, well isn't that a coincidence." Twilight said a little bit surprised
"Actually, now that i think about it. How did I get here?" Alan asked, actually curious of how he got here.
"What? You wanna go back so soon?" Twilight asked
"Actually no, I want to live here, with my new friends. The only person I'd miss would probably be my friend from highschool who I still talked to. She was there for me on the day of the car crash." Alan said with a hint of sadness
"What was her name?" Twilight asked
"Her name was Ashley, she had basically no friends but me and it was the same on my end. She had a few cars too, like a Hellcat Charger, a Chrysler 300 SRT8 and a beautiful 1970 Charger with over 1000 horsepower. It was drag built. Oh, she also had a nice 2018 Dodge Power Wagon with a Cummins diesel engine." Alan said smiling at the memories. "Anyway, about how I got here?" Alan said
"I looked into it and apparently your dimension has been having a ton of ruptures in time and space, for short you can call them rifts. I'll tell you more tomorrow, but for now. Get back to what you were doing, forget the Club get a job at the spa!" Twilight said leaving a dumbfounded and hopeful Alan deep in thought.
Alan woke up to the sound of an engine downstairs. "Ugh who the hell is playing my xbox?" Alan got up and went downstairs to find Lyra with one of his controllers, she had yellow magic hands using the controller. "Uh, what are you doing? Alan asked
"I'm just trying out this game you're always playing. " Lyra said "Hey what do you want for breakfast?" Lyra asked
"Just some french toast. Please. Also you don't always have to cook." Alan said
"Yeah I know but I've been told I'm a good cook by many ponies and one human
After Breakfast, lunch, and dinner Alan took a nap because he had work at 11pm untill 4am
Alan awoke once again to Lyra playing his Xbox "Alan I think I'm addicted to this." Lyra said half jokingly
"Ok, I'm heading to work but, don't sell any of the cars or remove them. Ok?" Alan didn't have to worry about her wasting credits because he had 79,672,987,956 credits
"Ok, I won't." Lyra said
Alan opened the door to find an irritated looking Bon Bon "Uuhhh......can I help you?" Alan asked
Lyra heard the voice and immediately felt bad for Alan
"So you're who she's been staying with? How many times has she slept with you huh?" Bon Bon asked obviously irritated
Alan got very red "not at all actually. Hey Lyra I gotta get to work sooooo, good luck!" Alan yelled before pushing Bon Bon in the door and running outside
Before leaving Alan called Vinyl
*Ring.....ring.....click* "Yo this is Club Moon DJ-PON3 speaking." Vinyl said unknowing it was Alan
"Hey Vinyl, it's Alan." Alan said.
"Yooooo! What's up Al?" Vinyl said
"I'm just calling to see which one of my cars you want me to bring? They all have the same stereo and subs. Your choices are Nightmare, Blackout, Black Betty, Mia, HellHorse, or Dragula. So who will it be?"
"Actually do your cars have a 3.5mm aux port?" Vinyl somewhat sheepishly asked
"They all do why?" Alan asked
"Can I have you do another job while I use your car?" Vinyl was trying to be as sincere as possible
"Uh why?" Alan asked a little offended because he thought she was using him
"Listen, you'll get the same pay, but for now I need a bar tender until I hire a new one. And since you're built like a minotaur, you would make a great candidate. In my opinion of course." Vinyl said hoping he would say yes
"Sounds good, just one question." Alan said
"Ask away!" Vinyl said
"If someone throws a punch or hits me do I have permission to knock'em on their ass?" Alan asked
"Dude, you have the right to defend your self so...duh." Vinyl said with some humor in her voice
"So who will it be?" Alan asked
"How about.....Nightmare?"
"Ooooohhhhhh, a loud one. Ok I'm leaving soon"
Alan put some gas in his beloved Viper and walked to the kitchen to grab 4 NoS's "Alan, what are you doing? Bon Bon asked
Alan turned around to find Lyra relaxing and Bon Bon just sitting there "oh wow, you two stopped arguing that fast?! I thought it was so quiet because you two killed each other! Heheheh" Alan said jokingly
"Wow, Lyra wasn't kidding when she said your chuckle was sexy!" Bon Bon said
"Ok! Here, I gotta go now!" Alan yelled as he tossed a NoS to each of them, and ran out of the room
He got in his Viper and headed to the club where a large door was now installed in the back and a ventilation system in the ceiling.
In the club music was blaring and no one even heard the car approach
Alan called Vinyl
*ring....ring..click* "yo Alan where are you I just have a playlist goin'?" Vinyl asked
"I'm out back in front of the doors for I assume my car." Alan said. He heard the phone drop
Vinyl ran up to the stage. She turned the fog machines on, and shut off the music "Mares and Stallions, we have a very special guest tonight! Please welcome N1GHTMAR3 to the stage!" Vinyl said as she opened the doors
The doors opened, and what the crowd saw was intimidating as all hell. Two red slits and a deep growl came from the smoke. All the club lights turned off and the whole club was filled with a roar from the strait piped V10 *VVVVVVVRRRRRRRR-Stututu VVVVRRRRR-Stututu* the engine and turbos shook the whole club
The lights faded back in to existence and the club saw a Black beast with red eyes. Alan got out and grabbed the mic from Vinyl's grip "What is up everyone!" No-one said anything "I hope you enjoy DJ-PON3's show because I'm your bar tender for a while. I will be joining her on stage next week! Have a great time and be wild!" Alan yelled and everyone cheered. The music kicked back in and every one started having a blast
"Yo great entrance Alan!" Vinyl said
"Great setup! I love it!" Alan said to Vinyl
She showed Alan where the bar was and what to do, and about an hour into it a shitfaced stallion was complaining
"Sorry sir, I can no longer serve you." Alan said
"WHY THE BUCK NOT!?" The stallion said
"Because you are too drunk." Alan said
"I'm not too drunk to kick your ass!" The stallion said
'Fucking try me bitch' "You have to leave. Now!" Alan said
The stallion walked behind the bar and started jabbing Alan's chest "Make me asshole!"
"Sir please don't put your hooves on me." Alan said calmly
"Oh you don't want me to put my hooves on you? Well how's this!" The stallion threw a punch
Alan took the punch strait to the side of the face but didn't budge. The crowd fell silent. Except one pony
"Alan, are you ok!?" Vinyl called from the stage
There was silence for 2 seconds
"aheheheheheh, let me tell you buddy," Alan started walking towards the retreating stallion "you have a good punch," he grabbed his tail and pulled him back, picking him up and placing the stallion down in front of him "now let me return the favor." Alan punched the stallion across the cheek and he was out cold "Security can you get this dumbass outta here?!" Alan yelled to one of the guards
"Sure thing Alan. Also thanks for making this easier for us, he would not have gone willingly." The Security guard said
About an two hours went by and no more incidents happened. The week also passed with no incidents.
Alan felt proud of himself
Meanwhile Twilight got a visit from Applejack and she said "Twilight. I'm thinkin' another human has showed up on mah farm." They then heard the roar of a V8 go through the town
Alan was on his way home from work, driving Mia and heard another car "What the fuck is that? Is that a hellcat? Oh no is Twilig-?" Alan was cut off as a, white as snow Hellcat charger "Snowcat?! Ashley?!" Alan was soo excited but it soon faded "Its probably sleep deprivation" but his assumption was soon proven wrong, as the hellcat sped past him and stopped in front of him "HOLY SHIT!!" Alan got out of his car and ran up to the Charger "ASHLEY!" Alan yelled while breaking into tears of joy
A girl got out of the Charger and ran up to Alan "Alan!? Please tell me I'm not dreaming!" She cried
"A-ashley? Are you ok?" He asked
"3 years Alan! 3 fucking years you've been dead!" She yelled
"Ash, did you just say 3 years?!"
"Yes and you, your house! Poof! Gone! What the actual fuck happened!?" She yelled
"Well long story short. I bought my Demon back in 2018, drove home aaaaaand woke up in a world of pastel color talking ponies. Oh and I think I'm dating one? I don't know. Heheh" Alan explained "So did you and your house come here too, or did you fall asleep in snowcat after karaoke night at the pub?" Alan joked
"No! I came here with all my cars and house. Also Dodge released a new Hellcat, a month after you came here. Also Forza Horizon 4." She stated
"Goddammit! I miss all the good things!" Alan pouted
"Don't worry after you 'died' I made some pretty stupid purchases, and one of those were a 2019 Dodge Hellcat RedEye." She said with enthusiasm and happiness
"How much horsepower!?" Alan asked with an amazed tone
"Seven hundred, and ninety seven to the wheels." Ashley said in a movie trailer like voice
"Ok! We have to head to your place to catch up and for me to drive that Redeye! By the way, where is your house?" Alan asked
"Weeellll, I kinda was in the middle of some trees. The last i checked my home wasn't in the middle of apple trees, so I panicked, got in my car, and ran to the nearest town. Where I found you." She said with happiness
"Soooo, your place?" He asked rocking on his feet with his hands behind his back
"Of course." She said with an amused tone
"We have to stop by my place on the way." Alan said
"Ok, are you gonna park your car?" She asked
"Yes, but I'm also gonna get my Demon" Alan said
"I also bought a Demon just to let you know." Ashley said, bopping Alan on the nose
"We're going to race." Alan said in a sing song voice, while also bopping her on the nose
At Alan's house they ran into a problem
"Just who are you, and what are you doing with Alan?!" Twilight yelled at Ashley, she then noticed the hellcat badge on the charger and immediately stopped yelling "Is that a hellcat charger?" She asked, completely changing tone
"Yeah, but to get a closer look you're gonna have to be a little nicer." Ashley said
"Listen, I don't know who you ar-" Twilight was cut off
"This is Ashley. The one I told you about." Alan said with his arms crossed, a little annoyed with Twilight
"THIS IS ASHLEY?!" Twilight asked. Alan nodded "I'm so sorry, I-I didn't know and I'm terribly sorry." Her ears fell flat and she hung her head
"D'aaawww, that's adorable! All right, I guess you can look" Ashley popped the hood, opened the doors, and started the engine
The ground shook as the engine started
"Hey Alan, this car is like the polar opposite if yours. It's white with blue headlights." She said slightly amused
"Yeah, me and Ash met at a car meet awhile back and she pointed my hellcat out the exact same way you just did. She even said polar opposite. Heheh." Alan said smiling back on the good memories
"Alright I think it's time we head to my place." Ashley said
"Ok! Le'go! I'll see you tomorrow Twi!" Alan yelled as they sped off
At Ashley's house Alan had to maneuver a little to park, and not hit any trees "So Alan. Are you prepared?" She asked
"This isn't your house. It's...too big." Alan said confused.
"Like I said Alan, a lot of dumb purchases." She said, a little amused by Alan's silly face
She pressed the button and the door opened "BEHOLD, THE PACK!" She yelled
"I'm in heaven." Alan said in awe, as he looked at the 10 car garage 5 white challengers on the left. There where also the Drag Charger, the Chrysler 300, the Jeep TrackHawk, and a Toyota Supra MKIV "You have a 1970 challenger, a 2012 SRT8 challenger, a Hellcat, a Demon, and a Redeye! Also since when are you into JDM?" Alan was geeking out.
"Ok, calm down Alan! And as for the Jdm I got into rally cross so I built a car for it, and the 2Jz engine was the perfect candidate." She explained in a matter of fact tone
"Damn. How much boost she push, cause I see those two huge turbos sticking outta the hood?" Alan said arms crossed
"73.5psi max." Ashley said a little too casually
"Holy, fucking, god! How in the fuck?!" Alan said mouth agape
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Motherfucking car!" Alan yelled as he drained Mia's oil all over his face on accident
"Need some help there?" Ashley said walking into Alan's garage
"Maybe a little" Alan said "So today's the day you're gonna let me drive that Hellcat right?"
"Yes silly of course." Ashley replied with an amused tone in her voice
"Hey can you pass me that Pennzoil?" He asked reaching his hand out and pointing
"Sure. Hey how about a race? Your Challenger versus my Supra?" Ashley suggested to Alan pointing her thumb towards her car
"Sure but if you get left in the dust don't cry, ok? Alan said refilling the oil in Mia
"Whatever, shut up and let's go." Ashley said in a playful tone
"Ok, 4 laps around Ponyville. My house will mark one lap, first to pass my house 4 times is the winner. Got that?" Alan explained the rules to Ashley
"Ok sounds good, lets go!" Ashley said
"Alright! Keep up Ash Ketcham." Alan said jokingly while bopping her on the nose
"Oh you know how I hate that name! You're definitely going down now!" Ash said getting annoyed
"Prove it." Alan said cockily
The whole town shook when the two cars pulled up behind Alan's house. They both revved, the deep rumble and whine of the challenger, and the high pitch raspy roar of the supra accompanied by a loud whistle and stututu. Alan honked 3 times and they were off. The torque of the challenger got him off the line faster, but in the straits the Supra pulled hard gaining and gaining. All was fun until the 3rd lap turn towards Alan's house. They took the turn, Ashley drifted it like she had the whole race but Alan turned a little too hard. His tires dug into the ground and he flipped and rolled several times until slamming roof first into a tree. His roll cage somewhat failed and snapped in the middle, it hit Alan in the back of his head knocking him unconscious. Thankfully he lived, but Mia was a wreck
"Alan!" Ashley screamed. She hurried to Twilight's,
*knock knock knock
The door opened "Ashley what's wrong?" Twilight asked
"Just get in the car!" Ashley demanded As they pulled up to the wreck the car was smoking a little, starved of oil Twilight used a large majority of her magic to flip the car upright and bend most body panels into their original shapes.
"Help me get him out!" Ashley said
Twilight helped get him out "Put him in your car I'll show you how to get to the hospital." Twilight said
"Can't you just teleport us there?" Ashley asked
"I used most of my magic flipping and fixing his car, I have to let it recharge They showed up at the hospital and took him inside.
"Someone get an X-ray and catscan ready!" Twilight yelled, and the doctors got right to it Alan was unconscious in a hospital bed with Ashley and Twi by his side Alan moved around a little and awoke
"Where am I?" He asked Ashley and Twi jumped up "don't move you are seriously hurt! You wrecked your car! Ashley explained
"Did I win? Heheheh*cough*cough" Alan joked but his laughs soon erupted into violent cough "Yup, that's a broken rib or two." Alan strained to say "Wait how's my car?" Alan asked slightly panicked
"I flipped it upright and used my magic to bend all the body panels and frame back into the right shape." Twilight said proudly
"Ok so the results came back. Ah you're awake, that's great!" The nurse explained as she walked in "so you have a minor concussion, a broken wrist, two broken ribs, and an ankle sprain. You should be outta here in a week or two." Redheart explained
"Wait all of that, and it's only a week or two?" Alan asked very confused and shocked
"Well that's magic for you." Redheart said giggling a little
"Wow." Was all Alan could say
Over the next two weeks Alan was visited by the mane 6, the Princesses, Ashley, Lyra, and even Vinyl.
The weeks passed "Well Alan you're good to go, you are healthier than you've ever been!" The doctor at the desk said while looking through his paperwork.
"Thanks doc, have a great day!" Alan said When Alan walked outside, what he saw made him smile like he never had.
"Well, how about you say we go for a drive?" Ashley said pointing to the White Hellcat Redeye sitting behind her. She pulled out her keys and started it. The halos in the front lit up, the left was blue like the rest of Ashley's cars, but the right one was purple and red. It gave the car almost a possessed look, the engine roared to life and Alan got a wicked smile
"Let's rock and roll" Alan said grabbing the keys from Ashley
"Hey Alaaaan, guess what." Twilight said while she trotted over
"What's up?" He asked
"As a gift, Ponyville and the Princesses have been building what is basically a Ponyville sized lot for you over the past five weeks." Twilight explained
"No way!" Alan said very excited
"Yes way, we developed an asphalt like concrete and we used it to build a large area. It was known among us as the 'Alan's playground project'" Twilight explained
"Let's go there with the Redeye! Where is this playground?" Alan asked
"It's about a mile off Ponyville that way" Twilight pointed.
"Let's go Ash!" Alan yelled running to the car, when he got in the car he revved the engine and laughed maniacally
Once there Alan turned up the stereo and queued up Fuel by Metallica "GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE!" Alan yelled singing along as he threw the car into a drift After the sun went down and Alan had his fun, him and Ashley went back to his place
"Lyra, I'm home!" Alan yelled into the seemingly empty house
"You son of a bitch!" Lyra ran down the steps jumping onto Alan, knocking him down "You got out today and you spend the day with a car instead of your m- who's this?" Lyra asked after noticing the girl
"I am one of Alan's closest friends from his dimension." Ashley said
"You're the one responsible for him almost dying!" Lyra was about to start yelling before Alan shut her up with a kiss
"Ok I've seen a lot of strange this in my life but this certainly takes the cake!" Ashley said
"It wasn't her fault! It was my fault because I misjudged my turning and my speed. So don't blame her ok?" Alan said softly
"O-o-ok I-I won't blame her." Lyra stammered, as she turned as red as an apple
"How about we discuss this over dinner?" Alan suggested
"I'll cook!" Ashley said "I'll cook!" Lyra said
"No I'll cook!" Ashley said "No I'll cook!" Lyra said
"How about both of you cook." Alan said stopping a fight from breaking out
"Ok I guess we can do that"Ashley said
"And while you girls do that I'm gonna check on my cars ok?" Alan said as he walked towards the door to his garage and his cars were actually collecting dust. Alan ran his fingers along the hood of his viper watching as dust collected on his fingertips, he then drew a smily face on Nightmare's hood. "Time to clean you girls up
Alan started up Nightmare and drove just outside the garage. He ran inside grabbed a bucket, and walked into the kitchen where Ashley was rinsing off potatoes. "Ooh are you making homemade french fries?" Alan asked Ashley
"Yes, I am. What's the bucket for? I thought you left actually" she said
"The bucket is for washing the viper." Alan explained while filling the bucket
"Ok, but you have 20 minutes until dinner is ready so hurry up" Ashley said waving a finger
Alan got done just as Ashley called his name
After dinner Ashley went home and that left just him and Lyra "Soooo, Alan. What was that?" Lyra asked
"What was what?" He asked
"That kiss!" She yelled
"Uh" was all Alan could say before she leapt on him giving him a long tender kiss, and he had no protest As she pulled a way
"Are we a thing?" Alan asked "Are we a thing?" Lyra asked
"I think so." Alan stated
"Ok, cool. Cool." Lyra said blankly "Who should we tell first?" She asked
"I don't know." Alan said
"How about Twilight?" Lyra asked
"No, she will be last." Alan stated
"Why? I mean she is our neighbor." Lyra said
"Heheheheh, 'neigh'bor" Alan said receiving a glare from Lyra
"Alan, this is serious!" Lyra said
"Well it's because I'm pretty sure she likes me." Alan said scratching the back of his neck
"Oh, well that's awkward." Lyra said
Alan pulled out his phone, looking at the time "Welp would ya look at the time! I'm going to bed! Goodnight Lyra!" He ran upstairs to his room and started getting undressed, then Lyra walked in "WOAH WOAH WOAH! I'M KINDA NAKED HERE!" Alan shouted
"SHIT! SORRY!" Lyra shouted turning around and covering her eyes
"Why'd you even walk in here to begin with?" Alan said, slipping some underwear on
"I figured since we are a couple now we might as well sleep in the same bed." Lyra said nonchalantly
"Alright then. Ok. Climb up I guess." Alan said "It's been years since I've dated
They slept all night comfortably and soundly but were woken up by the sound of a V-10 SRT truck "FUCK! FUCK! Fu-oooohhh, that's right. I let Ash borrow my truck last night" Alan got out of bed very spastically, but slowed as he realized his mistake
"Alan! What the fuck was that!" Lyra yelled
"I just thought someone stole my truck." Alan said putting a tank top and shorts on, and holstering his gun
"That's who we should tell! Ashley" Lyra said
"Good idea!" Alan said opening his door "Hey Ashl- when did you get dirt bikes?" Alan said perplexed
"Well before you vanished I bought dirt bikes, I was gonna give you the black one but you vanished. And since today is your 29th birthday I figure here's a birthday present." Ashley explained
"Lyra what day is it today?" Alan asked
"October 20th, why? Is today your birthday?" Lyra asked
"Yes!" Alan hid behind Ashley "Keep the pink cotton candy haired one away from me!" Alan said
"Well, she won't follow us in that forest on these bikes!" Ashley said
"Stay safe Alan, love you." Lyra said walking inside
"Where are you going?" Alan asked
"To bake a cake, silly." Lyra said
"Ok! I love you too!" Alan yelled to her over the bikes and through the helmet
"Let's go!" Ashley said Once at the forest they heard a menacing howl
After riding around for a while, disaster struck Ashley was swatted of her bike by a lone timberwolf. It snapped and clawed at her before landing a blow to her stomach making a long gash. It only lasted for 10 seconds because a loud *BANG* rang out Alan fired a round into the air to get the beast's attention. "Come get me!" Alan yelled as he aimed his weapon at the beast's head *BANG* "Six" Alan said, he fired again *BANG* "five" Alan said, The wolf kept running towards him. He fell on his back to avoid being rammed by the wolf *BANG BANG BANG* he shot up into the wolf's stomach "three" *BANG* Alan kept counting down as he shot the wolf in the side *BANG* "two, one" he had one shot left. The wolf turned around and ran his way "Smile you sorry sack of shit" Alan said *BANG* time seemed to slow down as the trigger was pulled. The bullet went through one eye, through the brain, and through the other eye. The wolf was dead
Alan ran to Ashley took his shirt off, and used it to bandage the gash and slow the loss of blood
"You're gonna be ok! Keep those eyes open" Alan got on the bike, and put her on the back. She use what energy she had to hold onto his back on the way to the hospital Once there he literally kicked the door open "DOCTOR! WE HAVE A TIMBERWOLF ATTACK VICTIM! SOMEBODY HELP HER!
"So what happened? How'd it get this bad?" The nurse asked
"I already explained it, it was a timberwolf attack." Alan said
"How big was it?" She asked
"I didn't get a good look at it, I was in a rage. All I remember was everything going red, and me pulling out my gun. I killed it." Alan explained
"Oh. That's impressive." The nurse stated rather blandly
"I'm getting impatient, enough small talk. What's wrong with her?" Alan stated
"So she has four broken ribs, a punctured lung, and a broken humerus." The nurse explained
"How long will she be unconscious?" Alan asked
"Well, she lost a lot of blood so I'd say an hour or two." She said
"Ok, give this number a call when she wakes up." Alan said as he handed her a paper with his number on it
"Will do." she said
Alan walked outside and drove the bike over to his house. He loaded the bike into his truck and drove to the everfree. After he loaded Ashley's bike up, he drove to Sweet Apple Acres. Once there he drove to Ash's house.
He parked the bikes in her garage next to her beautiful white Demon. Alan decided to go check out her house.
He opened the front door and was shocked at what greeted him. It was an over excited boxer and bulldog "Toby? Spike? Holy shit! You two were only pups back before I left!" Alan was shocked to see them "Heheh, wait until Flutters meets you two."
Alan stayed with the dogs for about an hour. He fed them and gave them water, after that he drove to the hospital to check on Ashley. He walked in the front door and the same nurse from earlier greeted him "Ah, I was just about to call you. Head on back she's awake."
"Ok, thank you." Alan said. He walked down the hallway and into her room
"Hey Al." Ash said weakly
"Hey, how are you feeling? Are they treating you good?" Alan asked softly
"I'm in a little bit of pain, but I'm sure it's the magic talking." Ash said stifling a small laugh that broke into a hard, painful cough.
"Yeah, if it weren't for the magic you'd probably be crying like a baby." Alan joked
"You're such a butt." Ash said with a smirk
"Hey Alan." Rainbow said as she walked in "I noticed your truck outside and decided to stop by. I thought you got hurt again." She joked
"Oh, hey! How are ya skittles?" Alan joked
"Ok, first off I don't even know what that means. Second off, stop calling me that. Please." Rainbow said
"Oh, you two never actually met. Dash, this is Ash. Ash this is Dash." Alan said, gesturing to each as he said their names
"Hi, nice to meet you." Rainbow said walking over to Ash "So what happened, and since when is there a second human in Equestria?" Rainbow asked
"Alan here saved me from a giant wooden wolf." Ash said
"Wow Alan, first the cmc and now another human. Too bad you're taken." Rainbow said, obviously hitting on Alan
"Really, Rainbow? You do know I can read you like a book sometimes?" Alan said
"*snicker* Reading Rainbow" Ashley giggled
"PFFTHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT IS FUCKING GOLD" Alan bursted out laughing
"Uhh…what? I don't get it. What's so funny?!" Rainbow said confused
"Oh, heheh, its nothing. Heheheh" Alan said wiping a tear from his eye
"It better be nothing. You Meanie." Rainbow said "Anyway, I'll see you later. There's a Wonderbolts show coming up so I gotta go. Seeya."
"Peace out, Mare-scout." Alan said
"Hey Alan, do you remember Toby and Spike?" Ashley asked
"Yeah, actually when I took the bikes back to your place I decided I'd grab a snack. When I opened the door I was greeted by the two. I gave them food and water. I have a friend I can leave'em with if you don't mind." Alan suggested
"Who is it?" Ash asked
"She's a timid little pegasus, who is basically looked at like a goddess by animals. Also she can talk to animals." Alan explained
"Ooookay…sure." Ashley said
"Alright I'll take them over to her place right now. Also can I drive the Supra?" Alan asked
"Yeah, sure. Thanks." Ash thanked Alan
"No problem. See ya later. Make sure they treat you good. If not, call me." Alan said on his way out
"Ok." Ash said
Alan left and jumped into his truck on his way he stopped to pick up Twilight
*Knock, Knock, Knock*
"Hey Alan what's up?" Twilight asked
"Ashley is in the hospital, and I'm taking her dogs to Fluttershy's. Do you wanna go?" Alan asked
"Which car are we taking?" Twilight asked
"The 4th gen Toyota Supra." Alan said
"Supra?" Twilight questioned
"It's a 90's JDM car." Alan explained
"JDM?" Twilight questioned
"Just get in." Alan said
Twilight got in and they drove to Ashley's house. Alan opened the garage
"Which one is the Supra?" Twilight asked
"This one." Alan said as he got into a very smooth car, that had beautiful curves
"This car sounds different." Twilight
"Yeah, because it has an Inline 6 turbo rally engine." Alan explained
"Inline 6?" Twilight questioned
"Ok, so you know how the cylinders in a v8 are shaped like a 'V' on the crankshaft?" Alan asked
"Yes I do, I've read many books on them thanks to you." Twilight said
"Well in this engine the pistons instead of being arranged like a 'V', They are in a strait line." Alan explained
After explaining everything Alan slowly pulled in front of the house. They both got the dogs into the car, the dogs must've known what to do because they sat in the back and didn't move.
"Ok Twilight, you know how my cars all have a whine when I rev them?" Alan asked
"Yes, the whine is caused by air getting caught under the belt." Twilight explained
"Well this has a turbo which sounds like this." Alan hit the gas, revving the car. *Vvvrrrrruuhh-Stutututuu
"Woah! Did the car just sneeze?" Twilight asked
"No, that's called a blow off. I don't really know what causes it. You would have to ask Ash about that one." Alan said
"Alright let's go to Fluttershy's, I'm getting confused." Twilight said
"Let's Roll." Alan said pulling a cinnamon roll out of the glovebox
"How long did it take you to set that up?!" Twilight exclaimed
"Too long. Heheheh!" Alan laughed at his stupid pun
They drove to Fluttershy's, once there Alan walked up and knocked on her door
*knock, knock, knock*
"Oh hey Alan, what are you doing here?" Fluttershy asked
"Can you watch two dogs while their owner is in the hospital?" Alan asked
"Oh, of course where are the little cuties?" She said very enthusiastically
"They are in the back of the Supra." Alan said gesturing to the white car behind him
"Oh my gosh, I love this car. It's my favorite." She said
"Uh…what?" Alan said confused
Fluttershy noticed her mistake "Oh...uh....I mean, I like the look of it." She said covering up her little slip
"Okay…sure." Alan said skeptical
"Hey Fluttershy, here are the leashes. Their names are...they're...they're. Alan what're their names?" Twilight asked
"Toby and Spike. The boxer is Toby and the bulldog is Spike." Alan said gesturing to the two
"Ok, I have dog food so they'll be fed. They'll also get walks daily, and bathed every two days." Flutters said
"Alright, thank you. We will be going." Alan said as he got in the car
"Bye Fluttershy!" Twilight yelled as they drove away
Alan awoke to the shaking of his bed. When he looked down there was Lyra bouncing away. "WAKE UP!" She said loud and quickly.
"Whaaaaaat? lemme sleeeep." Alan mumbled into his blanket
"Someone's at the door. It's Ash." Lyra said........still bouncing
Alan's head shot up "ASH!?" He quickly got up, knocking Lyra onto the floor. He was running around his room grabbing a shirt, pants, and socks as quick as he could.
"ow" Lyra said unamused
Alan than shot out of the door into the bathroom to brush his hair. After that he ran down stairs to the door, and opened it.
"Sup, dude!" Ash yelled as she gave him a hug
"How are you? You were supposed to be in there another week I thought?" Alan asked
"That was if I didn't want scars. But scars are badass so yeah." Ashley shrugged "So wanna go chill at my place? You'll have to give me a ride though." She asked
Alan then went through the whole picking a ride routine, and settled on the Demon. "Oh, man that choppy idle with the straight pipe sounds so good." Alan said to Ashley
"It sure does. Hey I also have a gift for you when we get there." Ashley said
"Oh really now?" Alan said in a silly tone
"Let's go!" Alan yelled as he revved the car
"WAAAAAIIIIIIT!" Lyra came running in
"Yyyyyyes darling?" Alan said
"Can I come?" Lyra asked
"I suppoooose." Alan said with a fake eye roll
Lyra popped into the back seats of the car "There's not a lot of room back here." She said
"Just sprawl out. I won't go too fast." Alan said keeping the car under 40mph the whole way
Once there the walked inside and Alan turned to Ash "Hey, you have Horizon 4 on here?" Alan asked pointing towards her Xbox one x.
"Yes you can play it." She said seeming to read his mind
"Sweet!" Alan said hopping on the couch and holding the home button down.
"I'll cook something for us" Ashley said as she pulled a frozen pizza out of her freezer
After everyone was done eating and Alan was done having fun with a virtual Dodge Demon they went to the garage
"Alan, follow me" Ashley said walking into the garage "So Dodge, in 2019 unveiled the Dodge Angel. In 202-" Ashley was interrupted
"I remember when they patented the name 'Angel' in 2017, Was it a Demon competitor?" Alan blurted out
"Yes, heheheh it was." Ashley giggled "Anyway, in 2020 the car became available to the public. Whilst I'm not going to tell you the horsepower or model of car used, I will tell you that when you disappeared I had my own Angel made in your memory." Ashley said as she moved her workshop over to unveil a button that caused a door on the other side of the garage to unlock "let's go." Ashley was getting kind of serious
They walked into the room and Lyra and Alan's jaws dropped
There sat a black 2017 Charger with a huge hood scoop and two inlets on the grille, as well as a custom made wide body. "Uuuuhhhhh." Was all Alan could muster
"Alan, I want you to have it." She said as she handed the red key over
"H-h-how mu-ch hors-hor-horsepower?" Alan asked
"1,273 total" she stated
"Ashley I can't take this." Alan said
"Huh?" Ashley was confused
"You put so much money into it." Alan said
"And you saved my life jackass" she retorted as she unlocked it remotely
The car seemed to almost stare Alan down with the red LEDs. "O-ok" he stuttered
"Let's go!" Ashley said "Did I mention that Slipknot released a new song?" Ash said with a wink
As they got in Ash plugged the Aux in and started playing All Out Life by Slipknot. The garage door behind them opened and Alan was reluctant to start it. He was actually nervous. He held the brake and pushed the red start button, the car roared to life
"Holy shit!" Lyra yelled from the back
"Holy shit indeed." Alan stated blankly while watching the dash come to life
He backed out and turned around. Suddenly out of nowhere he got a wicked grin. He gripped the steering wheel until his knuckles were white.
"HehehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHA!" Alan cackled "Y'know for an Angel, it sure makes you feel like a MONSTER?" Alan said loudly
"Uh, Alan you're scaring me." Lyra said
"Buckle up ladies!" Alan said as he punched it. Being on dirt it took a good while to get traction, but once it did it flew.
"WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!" Ashley cheered
They lined up on the paved Tarmac outside Ponyville, and slammed gas. 0-60 in well under 3 seconds. The front wheels lifted up a good 6 inches off the ground.
"HOLY FUCK THIS FEELS GREAT!" Alan screamed
"1,273 horsepower is nuts ain't?" Ashley asked as Alan brought the car to a stop
"HELL TO THE MOTHER FUCKING YES!" Alan said, adrenaline still pumping
20 minutes later
"Alright Alan, time to head back." Ashley said, looking at the fuel gauge almost empty
"Phew, ok." Alan said "But we have to stop somewhere."
Alan stopped at Vinyl's. She must've known it was him by the sound of a monster V8. She was waiting outside
"Sup, Vinyl?" Alan said nonchalantly
"New ride?" Vinyl asked in awe of the car
"Yeah, it's a gift from her." Alan said pointing a thumb at Ash
"It's so nice. What are these wings on the side and on the grille?" Vinyl asked
"The car is called the Dodge Angel, its basically the lovechild of a Hellcat charger and a Dodge Demon." Alan explained
Vinyl looked at him blank faced "oh"
"Yeah we're heading back to my place. Wanna spend the night? Hang out with Lyra and me?" Alan asked
"I can't, Tavi and I had plans. Sorry, wish i could though." She replied
"It's fine. Have a good night." Alan waved her off and put up his window. He did a fat burnout before leaving
Alan and Lyra woke up to a peculiar sound in the middle of the night. All of his cars The Demon, The Ram. The Hellcat, The Viper, and even mia All roared to life at almost the exact same time.
"NO NO NO NO! WHO THE FUCK THINKS THEY'RE STEALING MY FUCKING CARS!?" Alan jumped out of bed grabbing his gun off his nightstand, and running downstairs to the garage.
"Alan, theres nopony down here" said Lyra
"Then how in the blue hell did they all start." Alan asked out loud.
The Demon, parked in the middle of the garage slowly rolled towards Alan. He was terrified, staring at the black paint and red lights rolling towards him with no one driving.
"What is happening!?" Alan said nervously, backing away slowly
"I was hoping you could answer that." A female voice that was slightly english said.
"WHO SAID THAT?!" Alan screamed.
"The car infront of you." The voice said
"Wait! No way. No fuckin' way!" Alan said scared.
"Alan we need to get outta here!" Lyra yelled
"Go get Twilight!" Alan yelled to Lyra
About 10 minutes later, a particular purple unicorn came into the garage to see Alan in his boxers.
"Ok, whats going on here and how can I help?" Twilight asked
"Hello Twilight, I am Nightmare. I believe we have met in the past, although i dont recall being concious at that time. It is a pleasure to meet you." The Viper said in a very classy voice.
"WAIT YOU CAN TALK?!" Twilight screamed as she jumped back.
"Yeah, they all can. Except for Mia." Alan said
"Hi, I'm....what was my name again?" The Demon asked Alan
"Verona" Alan said
"My name is Verona, it is a pleasure to meet you." Verona said
"I'm Black Betty. Blah blah blah, fuck the introduction shit im goin to sleep." The Hellcat said before turning her engine off
"I'm Blackout, it is a pleasure to meet you Miss Sparkle." The Massive truck said in a deep voice.
"So ok, let me get this straight. You all just gained life as of 20 minutes ago." Twilight asked
They all said "Yes" in unison. Mia just honked
"Ok, hold on." Twilight said as she did. A magic scan of the room "Ok, its exactly what i thought. So all of you are absorbing magic from the environment, thus giving you life. Its the same advancement that caused timberwolves to be a thing. Good news. you can absorb as much of it as you want, without risk to your lives. Now Alan on the other hand. You may need to transform into a po-WHAT THE HAY!?" Twilight yelled the last part
"What? Is something wrong?!" Alan asked getting worried.
"No no no. This is actually perfect. Your body is actually deflecting magic instead of absorbing it." Twilight said with a smile
"Thats cool I guess" Alan said "Anyway its 3:56 am, can we all just go back to sleep?
"Sounds good" everyone said. Mia just honked
The cars all went back to their spot. Nightmare by the door to the living room, Blackout across from Nightmare, Verona in the back towards the middle of the garage. Betty and Mia didnt really move.
"Hey Alan?" Lyra whispered as they walked back into the living room
"What is it Baby?" Alan crouched down.
"If Nightmare remembers Twilight do you think he remembers 'that' night?" She asked
"What do you mean?" Alan asked
"The night we made out on his hood!" She whisper yelled through gritted teeth.
"Oh I remember lass. Heheh" The Viper said
Alan just gave an annoyed "Good night Nightmare." the door was then slammed
"I think i made him angry." The viper joked to himself.
The next morning
"Thank god, it was just a dream." Alan said looking over to a sleeping Lyra "I guess ill go wash the cars and cook breakfast"
Alan then continued downstairs. He stopped at the fridge and grabbed a Nos, he then walked over to the garage door. He put his hand on the knob but stopped, he was afraid of what was on the otherside
He opened the door
"Good morning!" Said every most cars in the room, except Mia who just honked "Can you all just shut up" Black betty said
Alan pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a long sigh "It wasnt a dream. You guys and gals are actually alive." Alan said shoving his hands in his pockets "OH SHIT!" he pulled his hands out of his pockets and went to the back of his garage
"Hellhorse?" Alan stared at the mustang
"You put that car together a while after you were transported here. Maybe it'll take longer for it to gain life" Verona said
"Good point" Alan replied saddened
"Also, Nightmare told me my name was Dragula. Why'd you change it?" Verona questioned
'Fuckin H! Is there anything that viper doesnt remember?' Alan thought, "I didnt know you were female, and I wanted a more fitting name. Verona is the name of one of Draculas brides." Alan explained
"That actually makes sense." Verona said
"Hey I got an idea. Lets all cruise to Ashley's. All of you do donuts in her front yard. She would be so confused." Alan pitched his idea to them
"OH HELL YEAH! FINALLY I CAN HAVE SOME FUN!" Black Betty yelled
"Lyra's not awake yet, and i havent had breakfast. I'm gonna fuel you all up and go eat breakfast." Alan said as he walked over to the fuel canisters
"Who has the most fuel?" Alan asked
"My tank is completely filled" Blackout said
"Perfect! Twilight needs to duplicate more fuel so I need to save some." Alan stated
After he fueled them up he washed them
"Ok everyone, Outside so you can dry off." Alan opened the door to the garage. Verona was the first one out, the second one out was Betty, the third was Mia, then Nightmare, then Blackout.
Alan stood in front of his cars, staring at them proudly.
"Excuse me sir?" A Voice came from behind him
"Sup." Alan said, turning aroud seeing a pony with a brown coat and slicked back black hair.
"What are those strange contraptions you have there? I've heard rumors that they were minutes faster than the train." The pony said
"Yeah, they're fast. 3 of them can reach just under 200mph" Alan said with a proud smile
"How much do you want for all of them?" The pony asked
Alan's smile vanished "They arent for sale."
"Any price, name it an ill pay it" The pony said
"I said, not for sale!" Alan was getting angry
Just then Verona started her engine
"Verona?" Alan asked turning around
"Move" Verona said
"Listen here, If he says that we arent for sale. That means, we arent for sale!" Verona said with venom in her voice
"You can speak? Either way, I Can offer trillions for her. What do you say sir?" The pony said
"He said, NO!" Verona Revved her engine when she yelled 'no'
The pony actually pissed himself an Ran off
"Thanks Verona. I owe you." Alan said hugging her fender.
"You literally just gave me fuel and washed me. Although, I guess you could wash my undercarriage." Verona said
Alan flushed a little red. "Isn't that the equivilant of looking up a girl's skirt?"
"Well, yes." Verona said
"Alright I'm gonna head inside while you all continue drying off." Alan said
He grabbed an airhorn out of Verona's trunk
He walked inside to wake Lyra
He walked into the bedroom, and held the button down on the airhorn down
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Lyra screamed as she fell off the bed
"Alright! Everone. Get in formation." Alan instructed, it was a 'V' pattern. Verona was at the front with Nightmare and Betty flanking her sides, and Mia with Blackout on the end.
"Let's tear up the fuckin ground!" Yelled Betty
They were on their way to Ashley's house when they seen an unexpected sight.
A 2018 Nissan GTR rolled up next to them. It was a guy in his 20s and he looked distressed.
The convoy of muscle slowed to a stop
Alan got out of Verona
"Oi do you know where this place is? I woke up and me house and cars are in a new place!" The man yelled
"Its ok sir, this is a place called Equestria. I was teleported here too. Along with a friend of mine. Everyone here is kind and understanding, and the inhabitants of this planet are Sentient pastel coloured ponies." Alan said to the man
"I must be dreaming." The man said
"LYRA!" Alan yelled towards Blackout
Blackouts door opened and a certain mint green unicorn we all know and love came out
"Sup" Lyra said flatly
The man then fainted
"HOLY SHIT LYRA! YOU KILLED HIM!" Alan yelled
"W-WHAT HOW!?" Lyra started panicking
"Calm down, he just passed out from shock." Alan chuckled
"When will he wake up?" She asked
"Verona" Alan called to his Demon
"Yes Alan?" She asked
"Go get Twilight" Alan said looking at the man
"On it!" Verona said happily as she sped off
At Twilight's house
"No Spike the Daring Do books belong on the reserved pile." Twilight explained sternly
"I should go hang out with Alan after this." Spike said to himself
"Spike are you even list-" Twilight was cut off by the sound of a V8 revving loudly and honks outside
"That sounds urgent." Spike said to Twilight.
They both walked outside
"Twilight wheres Alan?" Spike questioned
"Hey Verona whats wrong? Wheres Alan? Is he ok?" Twilight said a tad frantic
"It's not Alan who needs help. Just get in" Verona said opening her doors
"Spike, you coming?" Twilight asked getting in
"I think im gonna stay here" Spike said with an odd tone
"Ok, I'll be back in a little bit!" Twilight yelled out the window as they drove off
By the GTR
"Is that them there?" Alan asked Lyra
"YEAH AND THERE MOVING PRETTY FAST!" Lyra yelled
"Holy shit Verona, you crazy bitch." Alan said with a proud smile wiping a tear from his eye
The Demon powerslided to where they were at
"Alan you need to teach your car to control herself. Going 150mph is not fun when you aren't used...to...it........Is that a GTR?" Twilight asked
"You've been reading too many of my books. Yes it's a GTR, and yes there's another human. He's unconscious right now and we were hoping you could wake him." Alan said
"Wake up." Twilight said as she rolled her eyes and cast the spell.
"Woah! That dream was......weird. WHAT THE FUCK IT WASN'T A DREAM!?" The man panicked
"DUDE!" Alan yelled which startled the Ponies, and the man "We aren't gonna hurt you. We can't help if you dont listen. Ok?"
The man nodded
"Ok so, first things first. Whats your name?" Alan asked
"My name is Jack Phillips." Jack said
"Nice to meet you. My name is Alan Pearce." Alan said
"Wait. Did you have a cousin named Aiden from Chicago?" Jack asked
"Uuuhhh, yeah why? Did you know him?" Alan asked
"Of fucking course i knew him! He has one of the most badass Dodge Angels on istagram ever!" Jack laughed
"What model is the Angel based on!!!???" Alan basically screamed in the poor guys face
"If you were brought here in 2018 i cant spoil it." The ginger man winked.
Alan flopped on his back "Why does the world hate me?" He groaned over dramatically
"Alrighty then. If all of you could kindly explain where I am, that'd be jolly." Jack said
Twilight stepped forward "You are in the land of Equestria, a different universe entirely from your own." She said way to calm
"So me brain ain't on LSD?" He asked
"LSD?" Twilight cocked her head like a confused puppy
"It's a drug that makes you see shit thats not really there." Alan explained "It's how i lost my virginity." Alan continued, revealing too much as usual.
"Alright then.......anyway so this is your arsenal. Quite impressive. But say, how do they all get around at once?" Jack asked putting a finger and thumb on his very scottish orange beard
"Hiya! I'm Verona, its a pleasure to meet you and your....handsome....GT-R" the Dodge Demon greeted
Jack fainted again
"What is with this dude and passing out. Also Verona, stop checking out his car. Its not alive and you dont have reproductive stuff." Alan said with unammusement
"Well....I'm pretty sure I do" the Demon said with noticable embarassment
"What are you on about?" Alan asked with his curiosity peaked
"Well, over the past few days ive started to develop nerves on other parts of my chassis. Recently I've been more ticklish towards my rear.....near where my diff is......and i think i have a-" the Demon was cut of by a now blushing Alan
"None of you and I mean none of you, lay a single fender, tire, bumper, mirror, not even a fucking bolt on her! You hear me?!" Alan shouted at his other cars
They all revved in understanding
"Holy shit, that LSD trip was insane. I seen a talking Challengerrrrholy shit its happening again!" Jack curled into the Fetal position
"Lets just go back to your house, ok? Lyra, Twilight. Get in Verona and follow close! Alan instructed
"So you're riding w-with me?" The still shaking man asked
"Yeah why not? Plus im curious of your cars and Ive never been in a GT-R before." Alan said
"O-ok" Jack sputtered.
"Lighten up ok? You can trust them. From one human to another they're cool. The one is my friggin girlfriend heheheh" Alan jested
"Really? Even in a world of no humans love is present. Thats quite remarkable." The man lightened up
"Woah thats your house!?" Alan nearly passed out himself
The sound of the V6 was rather relaxing. The muscle cars followed suit. When they started heading towards a forest Alan was nervous because he thought it was the Everfree, but it was just a normal forest.
"Holy shit, thats your place?" Alan asked looking at a literal mansion.
"Yeah. I was the Owner of a Air transport company. I guess that doesn't matter anymore. Yeah though, its my home." Jack said.
They pulled up to the mansion.
"So what kind of cars do you have?" Alan asked trying to make conversation
"All Japanese" Jack stated rather odd
"Can i see?" Alan asked
"Will your friends join?" Jack asked
Prob the purple one" Alan stated
"Ok" Jack said as he pressed a button ooening his garage. Unveiling the largest collection Alan ever seen
The garage opened fully as Twi got out of the Verona. She seen some odd cars only a few had boxy shapes. Most were like the Supra, Smooth and flowing. Accept for one which was very jagged and sharp.
"Holy shit! Alan said as he got out of the R35. "Lyra take the cars and go home. I might be a while." Alan yelled
"Will do" Lyra responded
"Wait i thought you said all Japanese?" Alan asked Jack pointing to the Lamborghini in the back
"Heh. Technically I bought that in Japan so it is Japanese." He said. "Go on, have a look around. The lass can too if she wants." That sentence made Twi's ears perk
"I see an R30, an R32, an R33, an R34 an RX-4, a 2nd and 3rd Gen RX-7. Holy Shit is that a McLaren with a Corvette badge?" Alan asked pointing to the strange car
"Nope. That there is the 2020 C8 Corvette. An American supercar. Yeah its not as Japanese of a collection as i made it out to be but its only 2 cars that arent." Jack scratched his neck.
"So you even have 2 JZX100's? And an Altezza. Along with a Supra and a dinky little Miata. Y'know it's a hairdresser's car?" Alan teased a little
"She's a feisty little thing that Miata. Its got a B18 Honda Type R engine with a turbo swapped in. Its pushing nearly 550 horses. It also weighs around 900 kilos" Jack stated rather proudly.
"900 kilos? Thats like nothing. Hold on." Alan took his shirt off. Causing Twi to blush and Jack to question his diet. Alan walked over to the smiley little roadster and hooked his hands under the rear bumper as he started to slowly lift the car up off its rear wheels "HHHHHNNNGGG!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Alan slowly lowered the car back down. "Wow I'd say. That thing really is quite light."
Jack walked over to Alan "You crazy son of a bitch HAHAAA! Wanna grab a drink sometime?" Jack asked
"Actually I work at a night club as the bartender. I was given permission by the owner to take a few bottles from time to time." Alan told the man
"Hold on hold on, are we gonna take any cars out or are you's gonna bullshit all day?" Twi said shocking them both.
"How about this wee lass, I'll let you pick and I'll even let Alan drive. It better come back in one piece." Jack said pointing to a key rack with various keys.
Alan walked over and grabbed one at random. "Whatever this unlocks us what we take." He pressed unlock and the dark silver R33 Skyline GT-R honked twice.
"I was gonna pick that one." Twi said happily
Alan and Twi hopped in. It was an Alcan tera Recaro bucket seat with Takata Harnesses. The dash was full carbon with a dial for brake bias a dial for boost control and multiple switches. Jack came over and told Alan what to flip.
Alan flipped the switches in order and pressed the start button. The car roared to life. "Now she's tuned to over 1,200hp shes no sunday cruiser." Jack said
"Alright, I hear ya." Alan gave a thumbs up
*at the evac path.
"Let's find your limit girl" Alan said patting the dash
'I wish he'd say that to me' Twi thought as she flushed a little red
VVVVRRRRrrrrrrr, VVVVRRRRRrrrrrrr, VVVVVRRrrrrr, VVVVVRRRrrrrr, VVVVVRRRrrrrr. The smell of brakes was in the air. The smell of the car working hard was almost entrancing. The clutch the brakes the fuel all of it.
"HoLY FuckING, SHIT" Alan was breathing heavy he looked over to see Twi with her hair a mess and her face red
"I forgot to breathe, holy wow." She said as she regained herself.
*At Ashley's house
Her garage door was open to let some fresh air in while she tweeked the suspension on her Supra to handle more agressive driving
"GODDAMNIT!" She screamed as she rounded a bolt by accident
"Howdy there sugarcube what's the problem?" Applejack walked over to her
"Just rounded a bolt is all. Whatcha doin' out this way anyway?" Ashley asked
"Well seein' as your house appeared on my property I figured I'd try making bit of small talk. I see we share a taste in music." Applejack stated referencing the song by Upchurch playing
"Oh country? It's alright. This is Hey Boy, Hey Girl by Ryan Upchurch he's a Country singer slash rapper from earth" Ashley said, happy she's making a new friend
"Well he has a good voice." Applejack said kindly
"Oh you should hear Alan. He hates to admit it but back in 2016 on Earth I got him hooked on Upchurch. He could sing Rolling stoned to a T. Ask Twi, his singing voice is pretty good." Ashley said with a chuckle.
"Can I hear the song?" Applejack asked
"Yeah but bring me that welding mask. Im gonna fix this bolt." Ashley said pointing to the mask
"Yes ma'am" Applejack said like a soldier
*Back to Alan
"Thanks again for letting me drive that car. Its faster than the stuff I got." Alan said to Jack
"Oh, Aaaalaaaan guess who?" A mysterious pony asked as his eyes were covered with hooves
"Oh its over excited pony" Alan said pointing a finger in the air and puting on a dumb smile
"We dont talk about that. Anyway I need you to come with me to my chambers. We have something important to discuss"
They poofed out of thin air
"That type of shit normal here?" Jack looked to Twilight with a "you're fucking joking right?" Look on his face
"Yup" she said as she too poofed into thin air
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON HERE" Jack screamed
They appeared in Alan's garage
"Alan Lyra stormed out of here really mad after a Pink pony with a crown and purpleish hair came by." Verona said to Alan.
"Ah yes, that Alan and I were just about to talk about that. Who wants to take us to my chambers?" Celestia asked evercar
"I'll go" the black hellcat said "WHAT?! I just wanna see the fuckin' castle ok? Sheesh!" Black betty rolled up to Alan and Celestia and opened her doors. "Hop in."
Once at the castle, Celestia teleported them and the whole car outside her chambers
"EEEP!" Black Betty squealed
"That was adorable, hahaha!" Alan laughed a little
"Alan whats that under her?" Celestia asked
"NONONO DON'T LOOK!" Black Betty got very flustered
"That's coolant. PFFTHAHAHA YOU PISSED YOURSELF! DUDE IM FUCKING DEAD! Alan was rolling around laughing
"Aside from that we have a serious matter on our hooves." Celestia got quite serious. She walked into her chambers and laid on her bed. She patted for Alan to come sit next to her.
"What does Lyra have to do with this though?" Alan asked
"Its because she was using you." Celestia said flatly
"What do you mean 'using me'?" asked Alan slightly raising his voice
"I had one of my fellow princesses do a test of Love on her. There was none. Only lust. She was only trying to get in your pants.....Alan I'm sorry but I couldn't sit idly by and watch her play such a guy like you. You saved lives, you brought 'excitement' to my life that I havent experienced in centuries.....truth be told. I have feelings for you. Although I was afraid to admit them" She said all of this with a heart full of honesty and purity.
"So you're telling me......" he paused in thought
Alan was trying to process all of this because he wasn't too sure ho-
"Excuse me for a moment" Celestia left her for a chambers "SHINING!" She used her royal Canterlot voice.
A white unicorn came in to the room to see a royal guard backed into a corner by a 707hp 4,000lb hunk of metal
"GET YOUR BUCKING GUARDS IN ORDER OR YOU WILL BE DEMOTED AND I WILL GIVE ONE OF THE DAMN CARS YOUR POSITION! UNDERSTAND?" Celestia yelled at the pony. He gulped and nodded his head
She walked back into the room and regained her composure as she closed the door "Anyway sorry about that. The guards can be a bit stu-HMPH!?!?!" Celestia's statement was interrupted by a kiss from Alan. That she melted into. The kiss grew warmer as the air began to get tense. They stumbled around the room lips still locked before Celestia stumbled into her door. They both fell into the hallway. Alan ended up on top of her as they broke the kiss for air. Their faces still hot with passion and a thin string of saliva still connected them
"PRINCESS!?" Shining yelled "PRINCESS!?" The guard yelled
"Oh buck" Celestia muttered "Shit" Alan said . . . . . . . . . . . . "FUCK YEAH ALAN! WOOOOOO! GETTIN IT ON WITH ROYALTY!" Black Betty cheered
"Wait here big guy" Celestia said to Alan as she walked to the center of the corridor they were in. "Listen here, you two. You seen nothing. Or the one thing you wont be seeing is daylight. Am I clear?
"Yes Princess!" Shining and the random guard said as they ran out of the corridor.
"Now where were we?" Celestia said with a low seductive tone with bedroom eyes. She walked into her room grazing her damp tail along Alan's chin.
"Oh we were still on yellow" Alan chuckled but became very flushed as Celestia poofed on some revealing lingerie.
"What's wrong Alan? Everything you've ever 'dreamed' of?" Celestia was very amused with his body language
"Wha-h-how?" Alan stammered as his jeans grew tighter than they already were
"You know my sister can see into people's dreams right? One morning at breakfast, she described one of your dreams in great detail. Apparently, you wanna 'pound me harder than a gas pedal, untill you empty your fuel tank' hm? That sound familiar?" Celestia was finally about to sleep with someone after nearly 300 years and someone she wanted to possibly marry.
"That's it. You think you're the dom? Ill show you!" Alan said as he jumped on Celestia and pinned her to the bed. She responded by giggling like a schoolgirl and wrapping her legs around Alan, embracing him.
"You ready for a wild ride?" Alan said softly enought to send chills down Celestia's spine.
They carried on through the night as most would have expected them to
~The next morning~
'What the hell happened last night? Where am I this isn't my house.' He looked to his side to see a sleeping Celestia. He then realized he was naked. "holy shit..." Alan said to himself as last night replayed in his head. Loud enough to wake Celestia though
"Morning big guy. How was *yaaaawwwn* how was last night?" Celestia said with still tired eyes
"It was amazing. But wait...like....are we dating or just fuck buddies? Cos im getting mixed messages." Alan said somewhat perplexed
"What do you want it to be?" Celestia asked
"Let's go grab a bite at my house" Alan said walking out of her chambers. Seeing a maid pony washing Black Betty, when she become very flushed "heya." Alan said with a smile and a wave
"You realize you're naked with morning wood right?" Celestia said stiffling a laugh
"Huh? OH MY GOD! Miss I'm so sorry Alan said covering himself and closing the door
"I have no idea how you don't realize when that thing is out. You might be on par with some stallions even. And you stand on two." Celestia chuckled
"Hey alright, thats the first time since I've been here other than showering that I've been fully nude. Cut me some slack." Alan said as he put his clothes on.
"Anyway let's go get something to eat." Celestia said
"Morning sister" Luna said as she walked out of the neighboring chambers.
"Goodmorning Luna. How was your night?"
"Wellll, I heard a few bangs on the wall and a few little squeals but other than that. Just splendid." Luna teased
Celestia flushed very pink. "Alan let's just get in the car"
"Hey you two. Enjoy your exciting night?" Black Betty teased as Alan got in after Celestia.
"Shut up and start up." Alan said
Celestia grabbed Alan's hand and teleported them and Betty onto the road to Ponyville.
"Can you give me a fucking warning before you do that?" Betty complained
"Oops sorry!" Celestia said apologetically
"Hold on to somethin" Alan said as he floored it
At Alan's
They pulled into the garage and everyone had something to say. Verona had simething quite important to say though.
"Lyra came back here with a bat and I think she was contemplating bashing a few of our fenders. Good Ol' big Blackout here scared the shit out of her."
"He's scary when he yells." Mia spoke with the cutest voice ever. Almost an par with Fluttershy
"MIA YOU JUST SPOKE!" Alan yelled happily
"I did? I-I DID!!" Mia said
"Well thats awesome I'll take you for a drive later. Until then. You five have behaved so well since you came to life. Go on and go for a cruise. All of yous. Y'all earned it" Alan said to his cars
"Let's go grab a bite" Celestia said
They walked to the kitchen and Alan began to make himself a salad. "You want anything?" Alan asked
"I'll have what you're having" she said
"Minus the bacon bits i assume?" Alan asked knowing ponies dislike meat
"Extra please. Meat is high in protein." She said
"Didn't you get enough protein lastnight?" Alan chuckled.
"Yeah but I haven't had bacon in a while. And I never tried it with salad. She said
"Whatever you say Sunbutt" Alan sing songed
*time skip to after they eat.
"So I'd like for us to be a couple, but there's two conditions. We get a love test from that 'Candace' lady and you stay here everynight instead of your castle. That ok with you?" Alan asked
"Very ok! Very very ok with me." Celestia said
"Well I guess I'll show you around my house and all my technology you can be amazed by. Heheh" Alan said
As the day went on Celestia and Alan sat down to watch some of his go pro footage from Earth driving around.
"What's that high pitch sound? Celestia asked
"Oh those are sirens to alert people to pull over." Alan said
"Why are you driving away from them?" Celestia asked
"Because I was going too fast and it's against the law. If I get caught i would've had to pay a fine or have my car taken away to the impound." Alan said
"Oh so you're a little rule breaker?" Celestia teased
"You can arrest me anytime" Alan cooed before leaning in to give Celestia a deep kiss that ended up with Alan overtop Celestia the kiss lasted a long time
*POOF* "Hey Alan that Jack guy is pretty cool actually he owns a car with a thing called a Ro.......tary.......Celestia?" Twilight nearly passed out. Her faced flushed a deep red and she dropped her pencil and note pad
"Alan was just, uh....showing me how humans wrestled." Celestia tried desperately to cover her actions
"Yeah this is called a pin" Alan said
"Yeah and that's called a boner." She said pointing to his friend with her pencil "I'll leave you two be. Don't be too loud as Lyra smashed out your bedroom window with a bat" Twilight said as she started walking towards the door. "And dont worry i already have someone coming to fix it tomorrow."
Once Twilight walked out Alan Queued up Seether's cover of Careless Whisper over his home stereo
Alan awoke to see a very beautiful mare by his side. White coat and a frizzled Celestial mane. "Morning sleeping beauty" Alan said as he booped her snoot.
"Well good morning my big man. How about we go get some breakfast? She said before giving Alan a quick peck.
Alan got outta bed and before he even reached his dresser *POOF* He was dressed
"Well that's convenient!" He mused.
"So is the fact I can poof up breakfast too if I want." She giggled "but I wanna see what earth food you might have"
"Well I was thinking about having some Froot Loops. It's an earth cereal. Alan said as he walked out of his bedroom
"Well after lastnight im also interested in some earth music." Celestia said putting a hoof to her chin
"Well I have a bit of every genre on earth. What kind of music do ya like?" Alan asked as he grabbed two bowls out of a cupboard and pouring some froot loops in both
"I like a bit of classical but I do enjoy a bit of Dj P0n3's music and I enjoy the country that Applejack listens to." Celestia said as Alan poured milk into her and his bowl
"I got a couple songs if you like country, but if you like P0n3 I have all her music since I work for her." Alan said "but real quick open up" He brought a spoon full of froot loops and milk up to Celestia's mouth.
"Those are incredible! I can use levitation to eat though."Celestia chuckled.
"I was just tryna be sweet y'know?" Alan pouted slightly.
"Awww poor baby." Celestia said sarcastically. "Lets eat. Because i wanna go for a ride in the Demon. I heard from Rainbow it's quite the ride."
"Yeah, Pfft she nearly pissed herself" Alan laughed
~after breakfast~
"Well, will you fit in Verona?" Alan asked as he unlocked the door to his garage
"I can shrink myself down slightly. So it shouldnt be a problem." Celestia said
"Wake up Verona. Royalty wanna ride shotgun." Alan said opening her door
"Hey Al I got ya." Verona said as she started her engine and gave it a few revs.
"Wow, I can feel that in my heart." Celestia said.
"That's straight pipe baby!" Alan chuckled
Celestia shrunk herself by about 15% so she could fit in the car. "So Verona, how fast do you go?" Celestia asked her
"The fastest I've gone is about 201mph" Verona said with joy
"She launches like a crazy bitch though" Alan laughed "Ain't that right girl?" Alan patted the dash.
"Yes, I go 0-60mph in 2.9 seconds" Verona stated also very proudly.
"Well let's get rollin'" Alan said "Where do ya wanna go? The playground or Evac road?"
"Playground, I wanna see how you 'send' it" Celestia said with enthusiasm
"Well lets get'er goin" Alan shouted as he hit the gas
~Ashley's house~
"So yer' tellin' me this hunk of 'Mopar' has more power than 1000 horses?" Applejack asked as he looked into the engine bay of Ashley's 1970 charger
"Yup, and the front end lifts with all the power goin' to those rear slicks" Ashley stated proudly
"Hun, if they're called slicks why are they the grippiest you can get?" Applejack asked a very solid question
"I never thought about that.......Nonono i can't think that hard. I might pop a vessel." Ashley laughed
"How is Alan?" Applejack asked
"Y'know what, I don't know. I might go pay him a visit" She said as she. Dropped what she was doing and started walking towards Snowcat.
"Lemme come too!" Applejack yelled over the straight piped hemi
"He's not home. Oh hey AJ!" Twilight said standing in her doorway eating an apple
"Where is he?" Ashley asked somewhat worried
"Probably off banging the Princess somewhere" Twilight said sounding very annoyed with a blank look on her face.
Both Ashley and Applejack didn't know how to respond
"Wait sugarcube. What are you talking about, I thought him and Lyra were a thing." Applejack asked her friend desperate for an answer
"Long story short, Cadence did a Love Test on Lyra and Alan. Alan had actual feelings while Lyra was only trying to get in his pants. So Celestia invited him to her chambers to drop this news on him. I guess either he or she admitted feelings. I caught him on top of her with a hard on, in his living room yesterday." Twilight said very bitterly "That's the only explanation i can give."
"So you're telling me Alan is dating a Princess?" Ashley asked.
"Yup, and i talked to Candace already. There's very strong romantic feeling between them both....." Twilight said
"Well I'm happy for them!" Applejack said
*RRRRRAAAAAHHHHH* *WEEEEEERRRRR*
*RRRRRAAAAAAHHHHH* *WEEEERRRRR*
The unmistakable sound of the straight pipe supercharged Dodge Demon could be heard coming from the edge of town
"Speak of the devil" Twilight said
"Hey Al wassup? Ashley asked
"Not much. Just showing the Princess what nearly 2gs feels like" Alan chuckled removing his Aviators, when a certain mare shoved her head past him and out his window. Revealing a frizzy maned Celestia
"You guys have got to try that. It is simply the mosf exhilarating thing anypony could ever experience!" Celestia said trying to hide the fact her Adrenaline was pumping harder than the fuel pump at wide open throttle.
"Wow." Was all Applejack could say as the two drove towards Alan's garage. "I never seen Celestia so energetic over something" Applejack said
"Well she's also more than 1000 years old and has probably never gone more than 80 miles per-hour. That car reaches it in under 5 seconds and reaches 120 miles per in about 10 seconds. It can travel a quarter mile in 9 to 11 seconds. So in theory it can travel 4 miles in roughly two and a half minutes." Applejack and Ashley looked at the purple pony with a shocked expression.
"What?!" Twilight asked
From a distance a certain jealous pony was keeping a close eye on the two houses in that area of town. Waiting for her time to strike
The time was 2am. The air was cold and dense as summer turned to fall. Alan and Celestia slept soundly in their bed. When in the dark of the night a creek of a door was heard. The slight scent of gasoline was in the air.
Alan awoke to see someone else in the room and reached for his gun. *BANG* a shot rang out through the quiet town in the dark of night.
"WHAT THE BUCK ALAN?!?!" Celestia screamed as Alan jumped up and turned ob the light
"YOU FUCKING SHOT ME ASSHOLE! A masked pony said with a gunshot wound in her leg
"LYRA?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! POURING GASOLINE THROUGH MY HOUSE? YOU WERE READY TO SET CELESTIA, MY CARS, AND ME A BLAZE JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT CAUGHT BEING A SLUT!" Alan screamed pissed as all hell
"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LED ME ON! AND AS SOON AS WE BREAK UP YOU GET WITH THE FUCKING PRINCESS WITHIN 24 FUCKING HOURS. IT'S ONLY FAIR!" Lyra screamed back
"You don't have to be a jealous bitch. You were honestly about to kill us........" Alan got surprisingly calm. The air got tense. "Jealousy is deadly. I could've put one right between your ears.....but I didn't. Tell me why I shouldn't now." Alan said pointing his gun at her as her eyes went to pinpricks
"WOAH, WOAH, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS!" Celestia jumped infront of the gun
"Babe, she just tried killing us what punishment does that entail. Because where I'm from it's fully legal to kill a home intruder if they are a threat to you. So 'it's only fair'" Alan said.
"She will get locked away just please. Don't take her life. We gotta get her to the emergency room. As Princess it's my duty to keep all ponies safe." Celestia pleaded
"Ok" Alan said as he put his gun down. "As long as she's also taken of the streets im happy" Alan said as Celestia casted a pain neutralizing spell on Lyra.
"Poof me babe." Alan said as he stood in a 't pose' *POOF* clothes appeared on Alan "now lets get her to the ER then the Royal Guard" Alan said as he walked down stairs and into the garage. "Celestia can you Poof away all this gasoline? Im starting to feel light headed.....Wait." Alan leaned over. "IS THIS MY 100 OCTANE? ARE YOU TWISTING MY NUTS RIGHT NOW?!? YOU'RE SOOHOHOHOOOO FUCKING LUCKY TWILIGHT CAN DUPLICATE THIS" Alan was beyond pissed at this point that he just sat on his couch and put his head in his hands.
Celestia used a teleportation spell on the gasoline to teleport it back into the jerry can. "I'll just teleport. You calm down ok hun?" She put Lyra down. She walked over to give Alan a hug and a peck on the cheek. "Let's go" Celestia said flatly to Lyra
Alan was left alone until....*POOF*
"Alan you ok?! I heard a gunshot and a lot of screaming. Where's Celestia?" Twilight asked
"Lyra just tried burning Celestia, My cars and me alive." Alan said very flatly
'I'm going to kill that green shit' Twilight thought. "Alan it's ok. You're here now. Wait you didn't kill Lyra did you?" Twilight asked
"Sadly no, but I hit her leg and Celestia took her to the ER." Alan said getting up and fixing himself a salad. He also queued a song he found relaxing. 'Lord knows' by Upchurch & Bottleneck
"This is different." Twilight said looking at the speakers around the house
"Welp. Ash and AJ have been hangin a lot, and Ash has been listening to her country stuff. It grew on me. I liked Upchurch back on Earth and it used to calm me down. It was in my 'Cruising music' playlist. It just really helped me clear my head
"So we haven't talked in a while....has Hellhorse come to life yet" Twilight asked trying to spark a conversation.
"Nope I think it's cos it wasn't assembled before I came here so. Oh well" Alan chuckled while taking a bite of his salad
"That's a shame. I would've loved to see what kind of personality Hellhorse had." Twilight said a little Saddened
"It's fine by me. I couldn't ask for a better family right now. Celestia is an amazing mare, and the cars literally call her mom while they still call me Alan." He started laughing. "I was gonna go to Rarity today to buy a ring. I'm gonna propose to her on Friday." Alan said looking up from the game he was playing on his phone.
"I'm very happy for you two. I would be more than happy to attend the wedding." Twilight said walking over to the fridge and grabbing a bottle of water.
"Yeah I just hope she says yes." Alan said.
*click* crrrrRRRREEEEE
"*Yaaaaawwwwn* Is Tia here? A sleepy Luna asked "I sensed distress. We are royal sisters, so when we're stressed or in trouble we sense it" she said
"Nnnnnnope. She's at the ER with 'Lucky to be alive Lyra'" Alan said to Luna
"Wait, Lyra? Why was Lyra here?" The now worried Luna asked
"She was pouring the gas for my cars through my house, planning on burning your sister, the cars, and me alive in our sleep" Alan said very blatantly trying to hold back his anger.
Luna was at a loss for words and just teleported to the ER
"Wait if she could sense distress. I really hope she can't sense other things...." Alan pondered. Twilight flushed a little red at Alan's out loud thought
"I doubt it but it's not tooooo unlikely" Twilight teased a little
"I've learned a lot of new insults from Jack, don't make me use them little purple" Alan chuckled
"So have I you, big hulkin fuck" Twilight jabbed
"Oh are we gonna go there poity head little shit" Alan snapped back playfully
"You fuckin know it you fat twat" Twilight spat
"Oh I'll show you fat when i throw you like a fastball" Alan walked over and picked up Twilight
"I didn't mean it. I was just joking" she balled up
"I know. You think I'd actually hurt you with intent?"Alan ruffled her mane and laughed
"Ma'am a week has passed and her wound is healing at a slow pace" Nurse Redheart said to Bon Bon
"Well figure something out or you'll hear it from my lawyer!" Bon Bon said on her way out
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
"Hello welcome to the residence of Celestia and Ala-.......Bon Bon? Lemme guess. You heard about Lyra? Right?"
"Yeah, I did.....and I'm not saying that what she did was right, but please. Just give her a chance to apologize and just go talk to her. She really did love you." Bon Bon pleaded
"You can't bend my feelings. Princess Cadence, the literal fucking princess of love. Did a test of our love. I was in love, she just wanted to give human dick a test. So don't feed me that shit." Alan was starting to get annoyed
"I was unaware of that part. She said you just dumped her and started talking to somepony else." Bon Bon said
"Alan honey, who's at the door. They arent bothering you are they?" Celestia said as she came over and plopped her head on Alan's shoulder.
"WAIT YOU'RE WITH THE PRINCESS?" Bon Bon yelled shocked.
"Heheheh, you haven't heard yet? It's been 2 months. Lyra didn't mention it was the princess? I'm shocked" Alan was shocked.
"You do realize Alan that she absolutely hates me right now. She probably didn't want to mention my name." Celestia laughed a little
"Good point. *YAAAAWWWWN~~* Fuck it. Let's go pay little green a visit. Let's take Blackout." Alan said taking his shirt off and heading upstairs for a quick shower
"He's gonna take a quickie and we'll be over to the hospital." Celestia said with a smile. Bon Bon turned very red. "BY QUICKIE I MEANT A SHOWER!" She quickly corrected herself
"Thank you for correcting yourself. I was greatly confused for a moment" Bon Bon said shaking her head. "Listen Princess, I'm not saying what she did was right. Could you please, cut her a little slack?"
"Hun, I'm sorry but if I do it wouldn't be fair. She literally tried killing us. A human, living machines, and a princess. 2 new species and royalty. That's attempted murder." Celestia hung her head. "That's punishable by death. Or life in the dungeon. Eitherway, she's not gonna be a free pony ever again."
"I, see. That's understandable." Bon Bon hung her head
"If there was a different punishment I would go with it. I can't though. Because if any other ponies try the same thing they would bring up unfair treatment. I'd be in deep trouble." Celestia sympathized
"It's fine....I just don't really have anyone else than Lyra. She's like my sister" Bon Bon started to sulk
"My sister did awful horrible things too. She paid for her crimes." Celestia said "Lyra does too. I will not give her the death penalty, if that makes you feel any better."
"I guess it kinda does. Aslong as I can still see her." Bon Bon looked up
"So I take it we're giving her a ride?" Alan said as he was walking down the steps with his beard gone. And....no...shirt (ffs Alan put a shirt on)
"Well seeing as Lyra lied to her and she had nothing to do with it, I dont see a problem with giving her a ride." Celestia stated
"Fair point." Alan walked around to the garage door and put his code in. The door opened " 'ello'ello'ello it's time for a black out ain't it mate?" Alan said in a very English accent.
"Let us depart then and black out the sky" Blackout replied in the same accent.
"Y'all can go wherever you wanna go. Go bug Ashley if ya want. She might give you a bath if she's feeling nice." Alan said to his other cars as they started and headed straight to Ashley's. "Let's head out." Alan pressed the start putton on the dash and gave the engine a few revs
"So this is a truck?" Bon Bon asked
"That's right. You haven't been in one before have you?" Alan asked
"I'm a breed between the viper and Ram basically. I have a V10 engine, the same engine nightmare has. Only exception is his is twin turbo'd so it uses the exhaust gases to spin a turbine which forces more air and boost into the engine." Blackout explained
"That was pretty spot on" Celestia said. "Basically this is a 4,000+ pound self drawn carriage thays capable of around 200 miles per hour."
"Yeah Mom explains it better" Blackout said
"And off we go!" Alan said as he dumped the clutch
At the hospital
"Why are you always causing people to be in here?" The secretary behind the desk stated blandly
"Why are you always so bland and boring? Like for christ's sake smile for once" Alan retaliated
"We are here to see Lyra Heartstrings." Bon Bon said
"He can't go with as he's the one who injured her" the secretary said.
"Yes he can, he's my boyfriend for my sake" Celestia said joining the conversation as she walked in.
"O-oh my. That's my bad princess. Here right this way you three" the secretary put on an obviously forced smile and guided them
At Jacks.
Jack was working on fixing a boost leak in his Fc3s RX-7 with Rooftops By Marshmello on his garage speakers
*POOF*
"Sup you big redhead nerd" A pony said from behind him laying on the hood of his Jzx100 chaser
"Oh, sup Twilight. Alan not with ye? That's certainly a change ain't?" Jack said
"Yeah, I just thought I could get to know you better, you're pretty cool" Twilight said hanging her head awkwardly
*Rooftops ended and Silence By Marshmello queued up*
"Well I'm okay with that, can ye grab me a hose clamp from the shelf over there?" Jack asked
"Sure thing" Twilight said as she levitated a hose clamp over to him
"All right. That new line is in so no more boost leak. I hope." Jack said as he walked over and opened the garage door" he got in the old Mazda and turned the key.
*Wirwirwirwirwir *click*
"Come on ol' girl" Jack said as he pumped the gas pedal. Trying again.
*Wirwirwirwirwir*
*Brrrepbrepbrepbrepbrepbrep*
The car had a funny idle
"So that's what a rotary sounds like in comparison to a piston engine."
"So what's up with your interest cars? No other pony here likes cars very much." Jack questioned
"I just think they're interesting and those who find interest in them tend to have a type of charm that i like" Twilight said
"Well wanna give rotaries a try? This one here is my sunday driver. Its ment to have a comfy ride and it's not too fast." He got out and held the door for Twilight and let her in
"My my, what a gentlecolt" Twilight blushed slightly
Back to Alan
"So that's it? She's getting life of doing chores around the castle?" Alan asked
"I just don't think she belongs in the dungeons and she doesn't deserve death. So i went with a more humiliating punishment. Celestia said pleased with her decision
"Fine by me. Aslong as it's a life punishment I'm happy." Alan said happy with himself
"So....Lyra paid all rent and i don't have a job. Could I crash with you guy's until I find a job?" Bon Bon asked with no eye contact as she was embarrassed.
"I don't see a problem with it" Alan said
"Neither do I" Celestia said
"You two are too kind" Bon Bon said with a happy grin
Later in the day Alan, Celestia, and Bon Bon had dinner together and Bon Bon was welcomed into the house with open arms
To Jack and Twi
"I used to go up here to watch the sunset when I was a filly. I'd go up here to get away from other ponies and be alone with my thoughts" Twilight said with a smile and tired eyes
"It really is a beautiful sunset. I don't think i mind staying here. It's ni-....oh?" Jack felt a head on his shoulder.
"Sorry...I'm *YYAAAWwwwwwnnnn* I'm a bit sleepy." Twilight said
"Well let's stay here. These arent racing seats. They recline and are soft." He reclined his seat and Twilight layed her head on his lap.
"You know. You are really nice. You're also caring. You're very handsome too" Twilight muttered as she drifted into sleep.
"Handsome?" Jack asked with his face turning red as a cherry.
He just continued to watch the sunset and eventually fell asleep to the light ticking from the engine cooling down and the soft snores from Twilight.
As the sun arose to a new light Twilight could smell the scent of a garage and she was laying on something. Uneven but soft, and somehow comfy. She could also hear soft breathing. She opened her eyes to see the interior of a car and she noticed her head was on the lap of Jack.
'What happenedl lastnight?' Twilight asked in her mind as she reflected on the past evening. 'So I showed him my old spot i used to come to....AND WE WATCHED THE SUNSET!!!' She began to panic inside but tried to stay composed 'watching a sunset and falling asleep in his lap..thats so romantic..how did this happen?! Did I say anything stupid? I mean hes not bad looking. He's slim, muscular, baby face. Hes very sweet too. He doesn't get out much. Maybe if he gets a marefriend that could change' she was lost in thought
"Mornin' lass. How'd ye sleep? Ye look lost in thought. Tryna remember your dream or somethin'?" Jack asked Twilight as she snapped out of her thought
"U-Uh yeah...thats what i was thinking about." She stuttered blushing slightly
Jack put the back of his hand on her cheek "Ye seem warm. You feeling ok? I might have some meds at my home." Jack asked as he put his seat to its regular position.
"N-no I-I'm fine." Twilight didnt know why she was feeling the way she did.
"Well lets head back to my place. I'll make us some breakfast." He started the car as the rotary came to life.
"So....what got you into cars?" Twilight asked trying to start small talk as its a decently long ride.
"Ah, I love this question. When I was a younger lad and struggling with bullying, I went to my local junk lot to find somethin I could put my heart into. I couldn't find a girl so i figured a car would work. I found an awfully wrecked r32 Nissan gtr. There was no engine or tranny. There was most of the interior but the whole rear was missing same with the front. It had steelies all around. Most would look at it and see trash. I seen potential. I got it for £1000 as I went through college I worked at a burger joint called Fat Mollin's. I dumped all my money into that car. It had a twin turbo RB25 engine mated to a 6 speed tranny. As she came together my friends noticed me seeming more chipper throughout the day. I was. Thanks to the car. I was still single working with my mates at a garage on the side. Until I was outta college. I started chasing bigger fish. I got a job as a realtor. I was swimming in cash. So i dumped it into some cars. My GT-R r32, my r33 my r34 and then I bought the Mazdas. Then i bougbt the r35 and the Jzx100's and the Lamborghini. Then the 2020 corvette. About a week after I bought the Vette I was entered into this with nothing but fear on my mind. Oh. We're here." Jack finished his story a bit short
"That's an interesting backstory. I can understand it though. Im surprised you stayed single most of your life." Twilight said
"I've always been single. I stuck to my cars. I'm one of the infamous 'lonely drivers' heheh" Jack joked
"Wait? So you're a virgin!?!?" Twilight asked shocked.
"Oh heavens no. I just never had a dedicated relationship is all." Jack explained
"Well do you want one?" Twilight asked 'Shit what did I just say' she asked herself in her head
"W-w-what!?!" Jack asked as he blushed
"Theres plenty of opportunities in equestria for someone to find love." Twilight saved herself and played it off cooly
They went into the home and Jack cooked some pancakes.
*Ding* *Dong*
"I wonder who that could be." Jack pondered "please wait here"
"Hello Welcome to my-oh hey Alan. Your majesty." Jack said hello and did a slight bow addressing Celestia.
"May we come in. I'd like to see your vast Car collection and Alan wants to learn more about Japanese cars." Celestia asked
"Also I wanna learn about rotary engines seeing as you have 2 RX-7s i figured ot would work pretty damn well" Alan stated
"Well come on in. Im cooking breakfast" Jack said
"Twilight? What are you doing here?" Celestia and Alan both said
"I just fell asleep in Jack's car while...he was working on it. He didn't want to disturb me so he left me be." She lied but didn't wanna embarrass her and Jack.
"Yyeeaaahhh. Can you come talk with me for a moment Twilight? We'll be right back in." Celestia said taking Twi outside and seeing Nightmare. "Not a word of this conversation gets out or Its your fuel lines. Hear me snake?"
"Yes mother" the Dodge Viper said as he rolled away
"So do you like him?" Celestia asked Twilight
"Who?" Twilight asked
"Who else. The guy you slept in the same car, and watched the sunset with." Celestia said with a smug look on her face
"W-w-what h-how do you know about that?" Twilight stammered out
"Luna was flying to come see me and seen a car parked near the spot you used to go as a filly. It was still there at 3am when she flew back. She decided to check it out. I got a letter today saying how you two were snuggled up with eachother." Celestia said
"YES OK? I LIKE HIM! He's very sweet. He's very caring and sweet. He's decently handsome....please don't tell him." Twilight said
"I won't. I just wanted to hear it from you. Let's head back in" Celestia replied.
"Its like perfect for your size. It was too big on me but it literally fits you perfectly" Jack said
"What's going on here?" Twilight and Celestia both said in unison.
"Hey babe! Look! I'M A FUCKING KNIGHT" Alan said in a genuine suit of knight armor
"You're a child" Celestia said trying her hardest to look unamused
"Oh come on. I'm look hot in this." Alan said
"I like you better with nothing on" Celestia said with a smirk brushing her tail under his chin while walking into the kitchen
Jack just jabbed Alan in the side with a cheeky grin. Alan gave an awkward grin in response.
Ashley awoke to the sound of a 2Jz but it was not her own "OI LASS!" She heard a man yell. She poked through her window. "Whats up?!" She yelled down noticing a red Toyota supra MKIV with a no top and Hoosier radials on weld racing wheels
"The sky and clouds" Jack yelled
"Very funny what are you here for?" Ashley said "wait a minute let me get dressed" she yelled
*Click* CrRRrEeEEeEk
"I've heard ye have a MkIV Supra as well and I want to challenge ye." Jack said with victory on mind.
"In your dreams red" Ashley scoffed as she opened her garage door. "You really think you can beat my 16 hundred horse All wheel drive beast?"
"1,894 horses under my bonnet" Jack stated as he pointed a thumb over his shoulder
"You know what. We have a race. Meet me at the evac path in an hour. Don't wuss out boy. You're 1 in 3 humans on this planet. I know where you live." Ashley said
"I'm not scared of you lass" Jack said smugly with his arms crossed.
"Don't worry. I'll take you to gapplebees." Ashley said as she walked into her garage to tune her car a little before the race.
Jack got in his car and 2 stepped on her driveway before launching the car. Ashley was actually kind of nervous. She has a lot of pride to hold.
Alan's house
*VVVVVRRRRrrrrrrrrrr*
Alan awoke to a loud car passing his home. It wasn't loud enough to wake Celestia so he decided to get a shower.
He walked to the bathroom where his very large 3 spout shower was. You could probably fit a miata in the thing. He got out of his pajamas and got in. He decided today was gonna be a long shower day.
Celestia soon awoke due to no more teddy be-....Alan. She heard the shower going and decided she was gonna pull a little prank
She casted a short term invisibility spell and teleported right next to Alan in the shower.
Alan poked his head outta the shower "Hello?!.....thats weird im pretty sure i heard the poof of a teleport. I must be going craaaAAAHHHHHH!!!" *CrASh* Celestia reappeared scaring the shit out of Alan causeing him to fall out of his shower knocking the curtain down and the curtain rod hit him right in the nards
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!" Celestia said trying to stiffle a laugh
"You're making breakfast for a change today." Alan said rubbing his head
At the evac path
Ashley brought Applejack with and Jack brought Twilight. Jack had turned up the boost and installed a wheelie bar. Ashley on the other hand just put a set of street tires on her Awd supra (R888s) and also turned up the boost.
"So what determines the winner?" Ashley asked Jack
"First to 322Kmh is the winner we have enough road to do so." Jack said
"What does the winner get?" Ashley asked Jack with her arms crossed
"If you win. I'll wash all of your cars. If I win I'll just have the pleasure of knowing my Supra is the fastest on the planet." Jack said happily
"Lets prep shall we?" Jack said as he grabbed a water bottle and pouring some puddles under his tires. He then got in his car ans started it "strapped in Twi?" Jack asked
"Yup!" Twilight responded with a smile
"I hope we win" Ashley said to AJ as she got in and strapped herself in.
Jack activated linelock and started to warm the rear tires.
*vvvvVVVVRRRRRRRRRSTSTSTSTST *BANG*
Jacks tires were nice and prepped Twilight used her magic to make a Christmas tree.
Yellow
"We got this right?" Twilight asked jack
Yellow
"I'm pretty sure" Jack sais with one hand on the wheel and the other on the shifter
Yellow
"We got this. I have better acceleration due to my all wheel drive" Ashley looked over to AJ who took off her hat and put sunglasses on.
Yellow
"Smoke'm" was all AJ said
Red Red Red GREEN
Both cars launched with insane force. Jacks pulling a wheelie. Ashley had a better start thanks to her Awd. The cars reached 120mph and were almost even for a little bit. Jack hit his NoS
"Too soon Jackaboy" Ashley said as he pulled away. and hit hers.
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Ashley slammed the brakes at 201 as the smell of victory filled the air (Victory smells like burning brakes, clutch, 100 octane and rubber)
Ashley and AJ got out of her car and ran around until AJ jumped at her as Ashley caught her giving her a big smooch in the moment of excitement. AJ was not expecting that. Ashley started blushing heavily "Sorry about that. Is now a bad time to tell you I'm not straight?" Ashley said sheepishly
"Sugarplum it's fine. Neither am I" AJ said with a happy smile
"Well I guess we could talk a bit more about this once Jack leaves." Ashley said as Jack pulled up
"Guess I pulled a 'too soon junior'....didn't I?" Jack said knowing he hit his nitro too soon.
"Yup. And youre gonna have to get to scrubbin' My cars are pretty dirty. Good race though. I had fun....actually. You know what? I won't make you wash my cars. Knowing my Supra is the fastest is good enough for me. Applesauce, hop in." Ashley said as she got in her Supra (that wasn't a typo btw)
Back at Ashley's
"I'm so sorry about that earlier. I was just so happy we won the race and...and I got carried away" Ashley genuinely apologized.
"It's ok sugar, I'm far from straight. I've always been that way. To be honest with ya, I like ya. I don't know how you feel but I got some feelings for ya." She said as she grabbed her hat off the work table
"Well.....wanna give it a shot?....The two of us?" Ashley asked sheepishly
"YES!!! *Ahem* I mean yeah. I wouldn't mind." AJ replied
They both heard the sound of a V10TT coming their way and the thump of rock drums through subwoofers
A certain black viper rolled up. Alan got out with an unzipped leather jacket with no shirt underneath, skinny jeans a chain wallet, Aviators, and slicked back hair (pure 90s essence radiating off him) "I'm a baaaad booy, I'm baaad boy! ya call me nasty, ya call me mad, cause I'm a baaad booy, I'm a baad boy, found all the good ways to be a bad bad boy!!!!!" Alan was playing an air guitar and singing the words
Ashley was facepalming and AJ just didn't know what to interpret from this
"Sup ladies? Like my raw unbridled swag?" Alan said in his best Kronk impression
"For fucks sake Alan are you drunk?" Ashley asked
"One, ouch. Two, no. Three, I'm just having fun." Alan said with a snap and finger guns
"You know what. You've always been a goof so I expected this outta you. Aaanywho i was gonna introduce AJ here to the world of Initial D. I have all the stages. Get a hold of Celestia and let's all watch it. Go get your Natsuki" Ashley said
"I'll be back give me like fifteen minutes." Alan said as he hopped in his Viper
The day began like any other, Alan woke before Celestia and cooked breakfast. After breakfast he went for a run and worked out.
*Fuel by Metallica*
"Hello this is Alan Peirce"
"Oi mate I need help! *RRAAAAAWWWRRR*"
"WHAT THE FUCK JACK?!?! WHAT WAS THAT?!?!"
"Some giant fuckin dog thing! It doesn't matter come help me! PLEASE! I've gotta a broken leg and I'm stuck in a small cave in a forest just off of Ponyville"
"I'm coming to help just stay out of range of it's claws" *Beep*
"FUCK FUCK FUCK!" Alan screamed as he ran through his house
"Sweetie whats wrong?" Celestia asked
"JACK IS IN TROUBLE IN THE EVERFREE AND IM GOING TO HELP HIM" Alan had panic in his eyes
"Im comin-" Celestia was cut off
"NO IM NOT LETTING YOU GET HURT" Alan snapped
"Please hun I'm very stron-" the look in Alan's eyes told her she needed to let him handle this
"Blackout! Time to give that new ram bar a test. We're going to save Jack" Alan made sure his gun was fully loaded before he got in his truck
"I love you Alan" Celestia said before he drove off
"I know." Alan said before hitting the NoS and driving off
"Did he just Han Solo me?" She asked as she looked to Nightmare
"I believe he did mother" Nightmare chuckled Slightly
"Cmon Blackout just a lil faster." Alan twisted the bottle's valve
They neared the forest *RRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRRR* they both heard the fierce roar of a timberwolf
"There you are you big splintery shit!" Alan rammed one of the 3 timberwolves killing it instantly he got out of his truck
"LEAVE JACK ALONE! IT'S ME YOU WANT! NOW COME AND GET SOME" Alan taunted as he ran towards a bigger clearing "Blackout drive to the cave so Jack can get in and drive him to the hospital!!" Alan yelled shooting and killing another timberwolf.
Blackout drove to the small cave as Jack hobbled out and got in. They drove towards Alan
"NO JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPIT-" *SNAP* Alan was swallowed by the timberwolf
"NOOOOOOOOOOO" Jack and Blackout simultaneously yelled
In that moment the speakers in Blackout started blaring Hail to the king by Avenged Sevenfold
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Six muffled gunshots were heard
The Timberwolf fell apart and in the middle of the twigs branches and logs stood Alan. Covered in bruises blood and deep cuts. He held his fist in the air as he had won.
"Fuck I feel like passing out" Alan said
"Mate. Ye know how to make an entrance. Like in that moment ye didn't think,'well shit I've been eaten. I'm gonna die.' No ye pull out yer phone stream some rock music to yer truck and kill the fuckin thing from the inside!" Jack said trying to keep his mind from blowing
"Dude calm down, your leg has a fuckin bone poking out of it. You're losing blood. Lets just get you to the hospital." Alan said as he gripped the steering wheel and headed towards the hospital
"URGENT CARE ASAP WE HAVE A TIMBERWOLF ATTACK VICTIM!" Nurse Redheart yelled as Alan followed suit with Jack unconscious in his arms.
"Is Jack gonna be ok?" Alan asked
"Im positive he's going to make a full recovery" the nurse said.
"Thank you! Give me a call when he wakes up" Alan said as he walked outside and got in his truck
"Babe I'm home" a very bloody cut up and bruised Alan said as he walked through the door
"ALAN! OH MY CHRIST I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE OK" a familiar pair of arms entangled him as he winced in pain
"Ashley? What are you doing here?" Alan questioned
"I heard from your girlfriend that you went to fight Timberwolves again" Ashley said while crossing her arms
"I was swallowed by one" Alan chuckled
"WHAT?! YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!" Ashley screamed
"MY TAKUMI! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE SAFE!" Celestia yelled as she ran down the steps and tackle hugged Alan
"AAH FUCK THAT HURT" Alan gripped his chest area
"Oh my! I am so sorry honey!" Celestia was shocked that she hurt him
"No I think I have a few bruised ribs. I got whacked pretty hard by a paw." Alan said putting a hand over his ribs
"Hospital, now" Ashley said
"Fiiiine" Alan said like a 5 year old
*POOF* All three of them appeared in the hospital
"We need an x-ray pronto" Ashley said to the pony at the front desk
"So he has 4 cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a punctured lung." The nurse said
"WHAT THE FUCK? HOW CAN I BARELY FEEL ANY PAIN?!?" Alan asked
"Your body seems to be producing an unhealthy amount of adrenaline" the nurse stated.
"Do you mind if we keep him overnight?" The nurse asked Celestia.
"Aslong as i can have a cot brought in next to his" Celestia said
"That can be arranged" she said as she walked out
Night fell and Ashley had left. Jack came to visit with his new crutches. Alan and Celestia had dinner together even though the situation. All was good
"Night honey" Celestia said as she seen an already sleeping Alan and smiled. She walked over to her cot and layed down. Not as soft as at home but she has a crucial part of home in the room with her, so she couldn't complain.
Alan's Dream
The sky was full of smoke. The air reeked of wood and burning flesh. Alan was in the middle of Ponyville. A dragon wreaked havoc as it set almost the whole town ablaze. He grabbed his gun and fired a few rounds at its head. They all bounced off. The dragon seemed to know which house was his and went straight for it. Alan seen the fire breath building up as the dragon prepared to annihilate his house.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Alan shot a Kamehameha-esk beam of magic out of his hands killing the dragon
The Hospital 03:57
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" *SHEEEEEEEEERRRR-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM* Alan screamed and sat straight up on his cot and shot a magic beam that caused a hole clean through the wall. Waking Celestia and alerting all of the nurses on shift
"Alan how did that happen!?" Celestia asked concerned as she did a magic test on Alan. His magic level is commonly 0 or 2 but it skyrocketed to 9001 in the past 3 minutes.
"Sir you've had a magic overload we need you...to...calm.....you're healed. Theres literally nothing wrong with you now you're free to go home. Just gotta sign some papers and you're outta here.
"What's wrong my love?" Celestia asked Alan as he was staring at his hands almost the whole walk home
"Twilight told me my body deflected magic. As the magic properties in the atmosphere that gave the cars life was bouncing right off me. so how? How, did i use it as a weapon. I could've hurt somepony, I blasted straight through the room Jack stayed in. If he hadn't been released.....I could've..." Alan had tears streaming down his face.
"Alan honey, you have strong romantic connections with the Goddess of the Sun, aka Mwah. Not to mention we've had intercourse multiple times. We make out almost everyday. Your body is probably absorbing my magic through other means. Eitherway you've saved countless lives. You're literally the Hero of Ponyville. Don't let this get you down ok?" Celestia said as she gave him a big hug.
"Thank you so much. I love you to the sun and back, Celestia"
It was a rainy stormy night. Alan awoke to the feeling of an empty bed. He sat up and rubbed his eyes
"Hey babe, what time is it and where are you?" Alan asked the darkness of his house as he got up and stretched and stood up
"oH ShE'S fINe" a distorted twisted version of Alan's voice replied
"Ok you can stop fucking around babe. This isnt cool" Alan said getting a little worried
"YoU ShOuLD kNoW SHe wOUlDN't PuLl A prANk LikE THiS. HahAHAhaHaHahaHa" the voice replied back."
Alan turned around to see almost a mirror image of himself, but it looked undead. Skin was burned eyes glossed over but glowing, torn clothes, hair with bald patches, Exposed muscle tissue, and worst of all, no bottom jaw "where is she you worthless FUCK!!!?" Alan screamed squaring up with himself
"DOwNStAIrs, JusT FolLoW Me" the figure replied walking towards the door. and making a 'come with me' gesture with very dead fingers
*step
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!!? EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD!!!" Alan screamed at his undead copy
*MMPH!* *MMPH* A Celestia tied to a chair with duct tape over her mouth, and a small ring over her horn tried to scream for help
"Oh SiLlY AlAN. SEe mE¿¡? ShE dId ThiS AfTEr YoU LoST ConTRoL Of YOur PoWEr ANd MiND. AnD ShE bURnEd ThE HoUse DoWn AFteR ShE MaDE No EfForT To StoP uS. CaRs ANd YoU. ShE MercIlEsSlY KiLleD Us. So I'Ll DO THE SaME tO HeR!!!!" The undead doppelganger pulled out a chard gun and fired u rounds into Celestia's stomach and head. "ThAT's DeSeRVeD!"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND PISS DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!" Alan screamed
Everything stopped.
The front door opened
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!" Alan yelled still in fighting stance
"You're experiencing a nightmare Alan. Calm down." Luna said very calmly walking over to Alan and examining his doppelganger and the bloodied Celestia in the chair "well both of these sights will cause me a few sleepless weeks. We gotta get you taken care of though.....C'mon, take my hoof" Luna held a hoof out . . . . . . . . . . . *PUNCH*
Alan sent Luna flying through a solid brick wall "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!??" Alan asked the Luna with a bloodied face
"Well that's gonna hurt later. I told you in the past I protect the night by entering nightmares and either solving the problem or waking the one having said nightmare. You're experiencing a bad one. Now wake up" Luna said calmly . . *drip* . . . *drip* . . . . cold...very cold
"GAH!!" Alan shot up with a very cold washcloth on his forehead.
"You were sweating and thrashing around so I thought you were very hot. I made an attempt to cool you dow-*MMPH*!?!?" Celestia was shocked by such a strong passionate feeling in Alan spiking to such a high level, and a short yet rough kiss.
"Told you it was just a dream you brute" A Luna with a black eye and bloody tissue in her snout said.
"I'm so sorry, I was in a panic an-" Alan was cut off
"It's ok. Its It's not like you magic blasted me. Is this because of your fear of hurting someone with your newfound power?" Luna questioned
"Yes, and I'm afraid of my future with Celestia. She's immortal. I'm not. Can we bare children? I don't know! Would they be immortal? Hell if I know. I've done a lot of shitty things in my life. I got a lot going on in this head. I guess all of this added on just broke me. I'm scared of the future. Like if I lose my mind or go insane, I fear there's nothing I can do. The Elements would have to eliminate me." Alan was about to start crying
"Hey, hey, I'm here...Luna wishes not to share the contents of your dream but I can see it has you truly torn up." Celestia comforted Alan with a hug
"It's probably best you don't know them. It was all too real." Alan said into his marefriends neck
"Yeah so was that punch" Luna joked trying to lighten the mood.
"Hey, I literally saw an un- Nevermind. You know from what you seen I was in a rough mental state
"Well just get some rest love, we have things to discuss" Celestia lightly pushed Alan down to lay down
Luna casted a sleep spell on Alan before they both walked down the steps and stood in the living room
"What you're about to see may stick with you for a LONG time" Luna prepared Celestia
"Just let me see" Celestia was very interested in Alan's dream
The dream began
**KRAK--KOOOOOOOMM**
Thunder bellowed through the night.
A set of glowing eyes entered the dark room
"Hey babe, what time is it and where are you?" Alan asked the darkness of his house as he got up and stretched and stood up
"oH ShE'S fINe" a distorted twisted version of Alan's voice replied
"Ok you can stop fucking around babe. This isnt cool" Alan said with his voice a little shaky
"YoU ShOuLD kNoW SHe wOUlDN't PuLl A prANk LikE THiS. HahAHAhaHaHahaHa" the voice cackled
Celestia was shocked to see almost a mirror image of Alan but it looked like the result of a necromancy spell. Skin was burned eyes glossed over but glowing, torn clothes, hair with bald patches, Exposed muscle tissue, and worst of all, no bottom jaw
"where is she you worthless FUCK!!!?" Alan screamed squaring up with himself
"DOwNStAIrs, JusT FolLoW Me" the figure replied walking towards the door. and making a 'come with me' gesture with very dead fingers.
Celestia followed hesitantly
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!!? EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD!!!" Alan screamed at his undead copy
*MMPH!* *MMPH* Celestia seen herself tied to a chair with duct tape over her mouth, and a magic cancellation ring on her horn trying to scream for help
"Oh SiLlY AlAN. SEe mE¿¡? ShE dId ThiS AfTEr YoU LoST ConTRoL Of YOur PoWEr ANd MiND. AnD ShE bURnEd ThE HoUse DoWn AFteR ShE MaDE No EfForT To StoP uS. CaRs ANd YoU. ShE MercIlEsSlY KiLleD Us. So I'Ll DO THE SaME tO HeR!!!!" The undead doppelganger pulled out a chard gun and fired 7 rounds into the Celestia's midsection and head. "ThAT's DeSeRVeD!"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND PISS DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!" Alan screamed
Everything stopped.
"I-I need to help him through all of this." Celestia said with enthusiasm in her voice
"You got this sister." *crack-tsshh* Luna said cracking open an energy drink
"Those are Alan's" Celestia said flatly
"He won't even know" Luna flapped a wing dismissively at her sister "plus im hooked on them" she said taking a big sip
"Goodbye Sister. I will see you tomorrow" Celestia waved her sister off.
'I don't want to wake him so I'll stay down here' she thought to herself. She put a movie in the XBOX and went to bed
"I gave you a slight magic boost. Can you feel it?" Celestia asked Alan
"I can. Thats...weird" Alan said looking at his hands
"Well I know you're a fan of that show you have on your TV, Dragonball. Pretend you're Goku trying to perfect that energy blast he does" Celestia gave Alan a less stressful solution
"Hit'm with the kamehameha Al" Ashley said as she leaned on a tree with her arms crossed
"Should I literally say it as I do it? Alan joked as he got into the stance
"Well dear, if it truly helps i assume so" Celestia said not too sure about things
"KAAAAAHHHHHH-MEEEEEEE!!----Nothing's happening" Alan looked at his hands
"PFFFT-BAAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU LOOKED SO FUCKIN STUPID" Ashley laughed her ass off
'I got an Idea. Granted not a good one. But maybe it will help him atleast shoot a bit off magic and get a bit more of a grasp of magic...Starswirl did this to me once or twice to pressure me into unlocking my hidden powers. Sorry hun' Celestia thought before she did what she was gonna do
The sound of a roughly running v8 was heard approaching. Rod knock, belt squeak, and misfires. A burned Dodge Demon rolled up. Paint chipping and missing, warped body panels, rust spots, and melted glass. The undead Alan from his nightmare got out of it "HeLlO FRiEnD, MisS mE¿?" He asked opening his arms almost if expecting a hug
"You bastard! You will pay for what you put me through. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Alan charged a magic ball of energy and blasted it at what looked like nothing for Ashley
"What just ha-!?" She stopped herself after seeing Celestia with a magic finger over her lips
"Alan what was that!? It was terrifying!!" Celestia asked with noticeably bad acting.
"That was the fucker from my nightmare. How was he here!?" Alan asked looking at the giant crater in the ground
"I have no idea. But he's now disintegrated." Celestia said "but that was some strong magic...it could probably rival mine" Celestia said impressed
"SEe mE¿¡? ShE dId ThiS AfTEr YoU LoST ConTRoL Of YOur PoWEr ANd MiND" replayed in Alans head
"NO!! I-I-I mean no, I can't be more powerful than you. As cool as the whole 'I'm practically Goku' i don't want to be able to use magic. It's making me mentally, emotionally, and physically unstable. Just cast a spell on me that makes me unable to use magic" Alan said as he was on his knees with his hands grasping his hair
"Here, this should stop any magic from being used by your being" she poofed up a ring that she put on Alan's finger. The same one that was on her horn in his dream
"What is this?" Alan questioned
"It's a ring commonly put around a unicorn's horn to stop them from using any magic. It should work the same for you." She explained
"O-ok" Alan couldn't help but realize that things are almost playing out as in thd dream. 'This undead Alan got that ring from somewhere. My magic can rival hers and she knows it. Was that a dream or a vision to the future?' Alan thought to himself
Time skip
"You ok Al? You look like you got a lot on your mind." Spike asked
"Im just doing research on magic restrictors" Alan explained showing the one on his pointer finger
"Oh those? I know all about them, why do you have one though? And why do you look like you haven't slept for a month" Twilight asked
"I've not been able to sleep in the past 2 days cos of a dream." Alan explained
"May i see said dream?" Twilight asked
"One, its very haunting. Two, how?" Alan questioned
"I can access dreams directly but i can access memories. So may i see?" Twilight asked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I can see how thatd keep you up" Twilight gulped
"The worst part is that i think he is- i mean 'was' real. I seen him 2 days ago." Alan said
"Sup Alan? Who'd you see?" Jack said as he walked down the stairs
"Where did you come from?" Alan asked
"I've been here mate. I stayed the night. Didn't ye see meh car outback? I have the Miata with meh." Jack pointed a thumb at the back door.
"Is that so?" Alan got a cheeky grin on his face "I wonder where you slept" Twilight and Jack both got very red "Last i remember, This Library has Two bedrooms. One of them is Spike's" Alan poked
"I, uh, I slept on the floor" Jack stuttered.
"You're an awful liar" Twilight said
"Anyway please do tell me about this little ring thing" Alan said
"The one you got is a very high tier one. This one is strong enough that it couldve even stopped Starswirl from using magic. Where on Celestia's green Equis did you get this?" Twilight asked
"Celestia gave it to me, its so I don't blow anymore holes in things." Alan said scratching his neck
"Basically one of these, if you devided its power into 4 different rings with only a quarter of its power. You could theoretically stop every princess in the kingdom, its that strong. I'll have to write to her and ask her about it" Twilight said.
"No, that's not necessary. Its because I guess my power is at an extremely high level and it probably is enough to rival all 4 princesses combined. Im just worried." Alan said sitting on the couch and sulking slightly.
"Oi, don't go givin' me that sad crap. You're very strong mate an even more strong willed. Do go thinkin for a second that you're gonna hurt someone." Jack said comforting Alan
"Jack. I want you to have this." Alan stood up and pulled his gun out of its holster, then handed to Jack. "If one day i ever lose my self control. I want you to put a cold one righy here ok?" He said pointing to his forehead.
"A-alan, mate. Are you sure?" Jack asked
"If it means keeping the ones I love safe. Then yes" Alan said as he walked out of the library leaving the others in shock.
