The Big G vs. The Three-Headed Psycho
It had been a peaceful day in Equestria. A day free from petty squabbles and monster attacks... until it arrived. At first, it was just a shadow in the sky. Then, it came into sight; looking like a marionette from Hell. The first place it attacked was the Dragon Lands...
Princess Ember looked to the sky as he approached. He was unlike any dragon she had ever seen before. He was huge; bigger than her father. And he had three heads and no arms. Why didn't he have arms? Well, anyway, the stranger was approaching fast.
"Who is that, Ember?"
Ember turned to see that her father, Torch, had spotted the visitor. "I don't know; I've never seen a dragon like that before. I mean, he doesn't even have forelegs. What's up with that?"
Torch huffed. "I don't like the looks of him."
Ember rolled her eyes. "You never like the looks of strangers, Dad. Maybe he's just-"
One of the stranger's heads opened it's mouth and unleashed what looked like a bolt of lightning at the mountain, causing an explosion.
Torch glared at the stranger in anger. "Stay here, Ember. I'll handle him."
"But Dad-" Before Ember could finished, Torch had took to the air, heading straight for the three-headed fiend.
However, as Torch got closer, he slowed down. He was... bigger than Torch thought. In fact, if they were both standing, Torch would probably be only as tall as the stranger's leg. In all his life, Torch had never faced a dragon any more than ten feet taller than him. It made him feel... not very confident. Nonetheless, he swallowed his fear and got right up in the fiend's face... Well, one of them. "Alright, big guy, I will give you one chance to turn tail and leave!" He yelled.
In response, the stranger let out an ear-piercing screech, causing Torch to move back. However, the two other heads grabbed Torch's arms in their jaws, keeping him in place in front of the center-head.
Refusing to go down without a fight, Torch took a deep breath and unloaded the biggest blast of flames he had ever created in his long life directly into the behemoth's face.
...
It had no effect.
The giant stared at him for a moment before unleashing a blast of what Torch assumed to be lightning right into him.
The blast knocked Torch out of the beast's grip and sent him crashing to the ground.
"Dad!" Ember flew down to her father, who laid unmoving on the ground. "Dad, are you okay?!"
Torch opened his eyes and sighed. "That... was a bad idea."
The three-headed dragon landed and proceeded to demolish the Dragon Land. From each of it's heads, bolts of 'lightning' unloaded onto everything in sight. He cackled like a maniac, obviously reveling in the senseless destruction he was causing. The dragons scattered in every direction. Some fled; some foolishly tried to fight. It was utter chaos.
Meanwhile, on the ground, Garble and his friends stared up at the destructive behemoth. "Woah, guys," One of them mused. "That big guy is crazy!"
"Yeah, we should probably get going." Another suggested.
"Are you kidding?" Garble asked as he turned to face the others. "This guy is perfect for our dream of destroying Equestria!"
"Uhhh, Garble, that's your dream."
"Whatever. My point is, this guy obviously loves destroying things, so, if we just sweet talk him a bit, he could help us burn down Equestria! Then I'll finally have my revenge on those-" That's all Garble got out before he and his friends were crushed under the giant's foot.
Ember stayed by her father's side as she looked on in horror, powerless to do anything as the three-headed dragon continued to destroy her kingdom, demolishing the other dragons as if they were insects. "...Who can stop that thing?"
That was only the beginning of the monster's path of destruction. The mysterious three-headed dragon unleashed it's wrath throughout Equestria. From Yakyakistan...
The three-headed dragon blasted the mountainside, causing an avalanche that covered Yakyakistan in snow... again.
Prince Rutherford popped out of the snow and seethed with anger. "YAK HATE ARMLESS DRAGON!"
To the Everfree Forest...
Zecora watched as an enormous dragon with three heads razed Everfree and sighed. "This is the place I want to be, but this is getting too ridiculous for even me!"
It didn't take long for news of the monster to reach Princess Celestia...
"Wait, what?" Celestia asked in confusion.
"A 100-meter tall, three-headed, two-tailed, armless dragon is laying waste to Equestria." The messenger repeated.
Celestia groaned and rubbed her forehead. "Ugh, why is Equestria such a magnet for psychotic monsters?" She took a deep breath and put on a serious face. "I'll send a letter to Twilight Sparkle."
"Oooh, I don't think that will be necessary, Celestia." A familiar voice echoed through the room.
Celestia looked around. "Discord?"
In a flash, Discord appeared in front of Celestia. "I'm afraid the magic of friendship isn't going to stop King Ghidorah."
Celestia raised an eyebrow. "King Ghidorah?"
"Yeah, King Ghidorah. Big guy; three heads; zero arms; you can't miss him!" Discord smirked a bit before getting serious. "He's an omnicidal demigod of a dragon that lives to destroy. Rainbow blasts simply won't cut it this time."
"Can you do anything?" Celestia asked.
"Unfortunately, no. I may be an omnipotent deity, but there's nothing I can do to stop Ghidorah." Discord shrugged. "He's just that powerful."
Now, Celestia was really starting to worry. "Well, there must something we can do?"
Discord smiled. "Actually, there is one thing. There's one beast that can defeat Ghidorah and, most likely, will leave Equestria alone. I'll go get him."
"Wait, 'most likely'?!"
Too late. Discord was gone.
"...I have a bad feeling about this."
Ghidorah laughed like a lunatic as he continued to lay waste throughout the land. There was a town in sight; Ponyville. It was so small; Ghidorah would annihilate it with but a few blasts. The thought made the three-headed dragon cackle some more... until something burning hot and radioactive hit his back. Ghidorah cried out in pain and turned around.
Ghidorah heard the roar before he saw him. In Ghidorah's mind, between thoughts of kill and destroy, there was a different thought: Not him!
But it could only be him. It was always him. His nemesis. The bane of his existence. The one who stood between him and multiversal obliteration.
The roar rang out again.
Discord appeared between the behemoths. "It's Godzilla!" He yelled in a hammy fashion as he pointed to the new arrival.
And indeed it was. The King of the Monsters stood opposite of Ghidorah, not only in a bad mood due to some draconequus interrupting his sleep, but also enraged at the sight of his most stubborn foe. Godzilla roared at Ghidorah, signaling his challenge.
King Ghidorah screeched at Godzilla, accepting his challenge.
Discord was practically squealing in excitement. "Oooh, it's been too long since I've watched a giant monster battle! This is gonna be so much fun!"
"You're telling me!" Came a familiar, high-pitched voice.
Discord turned to his right to see Pinkie Pie riding in her hot air balloon, floating right beside him. He smiled at the pink party pony. "Oh, Pinkie Pie! I'm glad your here." He teleported to Pinkie's side in the hot air balloon. "You're going to help me due commentary on this giant monster battle."
"Awesome!" Pinkie exclaimed. "We'll be like Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler!"
Ghidorah took to the air and headed straight for Godzilla, firing several gravity beams at Godzilla... though he didn't actually hit him.
Godzilla stepped away from the barrage and blasted Ghidorah in the abdomen with his atomic breath.
"Seems Ghidorah has been taking lessons from stormtroopers." Discord joked.
The blast caused Ghidorah to fall and collide with Godzilla.
However, Godzilla stood his ground and lifted Ghidorah onto his shoulders before slamming him to the ground.
"AND HIS NAME IS GODZILLAAAA!" Pinkie shouted. "Duh duh duh duh-duh!"
Taking advantage of Ghidorah's state, Godzilla grabbed Ghidorah's three necks under his arms and lifted him up, flipping him up and over onto his stomach. Ghidorah immediately tried to get up, but Godzilla got him in a triple-headlock.
However, this was a bad idea as Ghidorah flipped Godzilla over him, sending the Big G a mile away and making him land on his neck.
DIscord and Pinkie winced. "He'll feel that in the morning." Discord noted.
Ghidorah turned around and unleashed another barrage of gravity beams at Godzilla.
Despite Ghidorah's lack of understanding of the word 'aim', Godzilla was unable to avoid the barrage due to only just getting up and the fact that he was still reeling from the fall. He tried to block the dragon's attacks like a boxer blocking punches, but it didn't help much in this situation. He tried to make a run for cover, Ghidorah's random blasts caused the ground under mutated dinosaur to cave in, causing him to fall.
Ghidorah refused to let up, continuing to fire gravity beams at his defenseless opponent.
"Poor Godzilla." Pinkie said sympathetically. "He can't even defend himself. How mean!"
Discord scoffed. "You think that's mean? You should see Gigan in action."
Ghidorah finally stopped his barrage and laughed as he took to the air.
Godzilla roared in pain and frustration as he tried to get up. Blood poured from several places and scales flaked off of him as if his body was an old costume. He tried to push himself up, but was sent back to the ground when Ghidorah landed on top of him.
Ghidorah proceeded to jump up and down on his fallen foe, hammering Godzilla deeper and deeper into the ground.
"He's using him as a trampoline!" Pinkie screamed in terror.
Eventually, Ghidorah decided to stop the assault and took to the air. He knew that Godzilla would take forever to kill and he really wanted to get back to destroying the world. Thinking that Godzilla would be down for a while, the dragon headed for Ponyville.
"Uh, DIscord, can you set up a barrier or something?" Pinkie asked nervously.
"Right." DIscord snapped his fingers, creating a pink chessboard-styled barrier that walled off Ghidorah from Ponyville and Canterlot.
Ghidorah, surprised by the strange barrier that had just appeared out of nowhere, landed across from it. Refusing to be deterred, the dragon fired a gravity beam at the barrier. The barrier shattered on impact, but regenerated in a split second. Screeching in frustration, Ghidorah unleashed a barrage of of gravity beams at the barrier with the same results.
"Oh, so your barrier regenerates itself when damaged?" Pinkie asked.
"Indeed, it does, my pink friend." Discord smirked before getting serious. "However, Ghidorah won't try the gravity beams forever. Eventually, he'll take a more physical approach and then, since the barrier will break against him, it will all be for not."
"Oh, no! What are we gonna- Wait... I think Godzilla's getting up!"
Slowly, but surely, Godzilla picked himself up and stepped out of the crater Ghidorah left him in. He turned to see the three-headed astro monster attacking some weird barrier thing. Growling with hatred, Godzilla ran towards his foe.
"Here comes Big G!" Discord exclaimed.
As Godzilla ran, he leaned back and balanced on his tail, sliding the rest of the way to Ghidorah.
Pinkie and Discord stared blankly at the display. "What."
"The."
"Hay?" They finished in unison.
Godzilla slid to Ghidorah and super-dropkicked him in the back, knocking the dragon forward and onto the ground. The son of the Little Boy got up and beat his chest like a gorilla, roaring for Ghidorah to get up.
Ghidorah, screeching in anger, got up and turned around only for Godzilla to body slam into him, knocking him back onto ground.
Godzilla proceeded to pound into the dragon, punching into his foe mercilessly.
However, Ghidorah flapped his wings and forced himself upwards, knocking his opponent to the ground.
But this time, Godzilla popped right back up and got right back to punching Ghidorah.
Ghidorah responded by biting and headbutting Godzilla.
"Now, this is just a knockdown drag-out fight!" Pinkie was really getting into this fight.
Ghidorah eventually used his heads to push Godzilla off him, only for the mutant dinosaur to do a barrel roll and pop back up. Not wanting to continue this 'fist' fight, Ghidorah took to the air again, setting his sights on a nearby mountain. Soon, he would have the leverage to end this colossal pest.
Godzilla ducked as Ghidorah flew passed him.
"Looks like Ghidorah is making a break for it." Pinkie noticed.
"He seems to be heading for the mountain." Discord noted. "If he perches there, Godzilla won't stand a chance."
Godzilla roared and ran towards his flying foe before jumping miles into the air and grabbing Ghidorah's two tails.
"What?!" Discord's eyes nearly bugged out of his skull. "How did he even..."
Ghidorah screeched as Godzilla pulled him down. Despite his attempts to stay in the air, Ghidorah slammed to the ground, causing all of Equestria to shake.
Godzilla got up and gripped onto Ghidorah's tails. With a grunt, he lifted Ghidorah up and slammed him backwards. He then lifted him back up the same way and slammed him forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards.
"Wow! I'm surprised all of Equestria hasn't shattered from all those body slams!" Pinkie said in near disbelieve.
Godzilla, not finished with Ghidorah, lifted him up again and swung him around several times before releasing him towards the mountain.
Ghidorah, still reeling from his visit to Body Slam City, struggled to gain control as he neared the mountain. However, despite his efforts, he crashed into the mountain, knocking the top off. He laid there, seemingly lifeless, on top of the mountain.
"Holy Shmoly! Is he dead?!" Pinkie asked.
Discord stifled a chuckle. "Not hardly, Pinkie. It takes more than that to kill a kaiju, let alone one as powerful as King Ghidorah. And it looks like Godzilla isn't finished yet."
Indeed, Godzilla wasn't finished. He broke out in a run towards the mountain, making it there in mere seconds. He then started to climb it.
As Ghidorah regained consciousness, one of his heads looked back to see Godzilla climbing towards him. He quickly fired a gravity beam, hitting Godzilla in the chest, but not knocking him down. While the middle head struggled to make the body get up, the other two heads fired another barrage of gravity beams at the mutant dinosaur.
Godzilla struggled to push passed the assault, but it became too much and he ended up falling backwards down the mountain. However, before he could fall all the way down, he grabbed onto the upwards ground and held on.
Needing to focus on getting up and thinking that Godzilla would be down for the moment, Ghidorah focused his three minds into putting effort in getting up, flapping his wings and moving his legs.
Taking advantage of the ceasefire, Godzilla quickly moved forward, practically running up the mountain.
Ghidorah finally pushed himself off the top of the mountain and, after tumbling a bit, took to the air. Deciding that this world wasn't worth the effort, he started to make his way back to outer space.
However, Godzilla made it to the top of the mountain and, once again, jumped miles into the air. He soared for a moment before falling on top of Ghidorah, causing them both to plummet to the ground with Godzilla on top.
"CELESTIA ALMIGHTY! CELESTIA ALMIGHTY! THAT KILLED HIM!" Pinkie shouted. "WITH DISCORD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!"
Godzilla rolled off the injured dragon and snarled at him.
Ghidorah, now seriously injured, quickly flapped his wings and desperately took to the air.
Godzilla gave his foe a kick out of spite.
Ghidorah, screeching in pain and anger, flew off to outer space to find a different world to destroy.
Godzilla roared in victory... and then did a dance that involved jumping up and down.
"Now, that was a slumberknocker if I ever saw one!" Pinkie stated contently.
Discord smiled and nodded. "Indeed, it was. But, as much fun as that was, I should probably return Godzilla to Monster Island."
However, before Discord could do anything, Godzilla tucked in his tail, grabbed it, and fired an atomic blast into the ground... and continued to do so. As the blast continued, he started to lift up off of the ground. Then lifted up more. And more.
Discord and Pinkie's jaws dropped.
Godzilla flew through the air with his atomic breath and started his long fly to Monster Island.
The draconequus and pink pony stared into the direction Godzilla flew off to in sheer silence. Their eyes were wide; their jaws were dropped; their bodies were still.
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"Even I don't know what to say." Pinkie said simply.
"Same here, Pinkie." Discord agreed. "Same here."