Butt Talk
Deep in the bowels of a book infested library there was a small, four foot tall, purple alicorn, who was sitting on a large purple, plush cushion. Her most defined feature was of her quite sizable, bubble butt. The winged unicorn basked in the sight of her magnificent rear end, beholding its glory while drooling profusely. Next to her was a pink alicorn sitting on a pink cushion, slightly larger than her, and thus have a bigger butt. Next to her was a dark blue alicorn, with truly a big fat booty worthy to put any bbw pornstar to shame.
And last, but not least, there was a huge, white alicorn with the biggest, fattest butt of all four of them next to the dark blue one. Plastered on her face was a most serious face, she was using her serious face so that the others would take her seriously as she talked about serious things.
“My little ponies, you all have beautiful, big fat butts.” the white alicorn spoke softly, before shifting into a serious voice. “Butt I have found some beings with very small, ugly butts.”
The ponies gasped in horror, bringing a hoof over their mouths in quick session.
“But Princess Celestia--” began the purple alicorn, before being interrupted.
“Now now Twilight, it’s Queen Celestia now. Since I've become a true big fat Booty Queen, with the biggest, fattest butt of all the world and beyond.” Celestia corrected.
“Sorry Queen Celestia. But anyway, have not all sapient species on our planet have big fat butts thanks to us? Who did we miss?”
“Indeed Twilight. Who is the unfortunate beings to not yet obtain a big fat pony butt like ours?” spoke the dark blue alicorn in a most bewildered tone.
“Whatever the case Luna, such heretic small butts cannot be allowed to exist! Their small butts must be turned into big fat pony butts!” boomed the pink alicorn in a powerful voice.
“We couldn't agree more Cadence. Our big fat moons of our glorious big fat rump shall help them see the light and cure them of their bony thin butts!” roared Luna.
“My little ponies, these poor, small butt beings are not of this world. Nor even of this universe.” Queen Celestia spoke sternly.
The ponies gasped in shock, staring at her with wide eyes. Twilight gasped repeatedly, to show how shocked she was.
“If what thou says is true, how can we even reach them to turn their small butts into big fat pony butts?” spoke Luna, rubbing her chin curiously.
Celestia sighed deeply. “In truth, dear sister. I’ve known about them a long time.”
Everypony gasped in shock. Twilight coughed from gasping too much.
“Why didn’t thou help them get big fat butts earlier?!” Luna demanded in a powerful voice.
“Because only now has my backside truly ascended into an all powerful butt, thanks to tens of thousands of years of doing nothing but sitting on my big fat ass and eating fattening cake to power up my glorious backside and thus increase my magical power. The more sapient beings I can get to worship my backside, the bigger and fatter it shall become at a faster rate. The only reason this entire galaxy isn’t destroyed by my divine butt is because by fat suppression magic. And my butt is still growing, and I grow more and more powerful with each cake and bowl of ice cream I eat.” Celestia spoke softly, a smug look on her face.
“Praise the sun! May it get ever bigger!” shouted Twilight, raising her hooves high into the air in worship of her butt.
“Yes, may your all powerful butt one day be so big the entire universe can bask in its glory.” spoke Luna in a low voice, tears of joy in her eyes.
“Yes Queen Celestia. Continue being lazy and stuffing yourself with fattening cake and ice cream to help get your butt ever bigger.” said Cadence, who too had tears of joy in her eyes.
"Yes! All will praise the sun!" Queen Celestia shouted in excitement, her body doubling in size within a fraction of a second, and her butt growing bigger in size along with it. “None shall be able to resist my almighty, ever growing butt!”
“Or, maybe there’s such thing as too big of a butt?” spoke a strange, tomboy girl’s voice.
All gasped in horror, turning their head in the direction of the voice to see Rainbow Dash standing in the doorway.
“Heresy! A pony’s butt can never be big enough!” roared Celestia, giving her a death glare.
“Whatever fatass, I’m going to workout to stop my butt from becoming a big fat balloon like yours!” she shouted, slamming the door closed.
“One day, my little heretic pony, you will become an alicorn! And then you’ll have a big fat butt whether you like it or not!” bellowed Celestia.
Luna shook her head in disappointment. “Such heresy.”
“All shall bask in my Sunbutt’s light and be smothered in endless growing layers of fat one day.” boomed Queen Celestia.
“You wouldn’t kill anypony with your butt, would you?” asked Twilight in a worried tone.
“Twilight, of course not. I would use weight protection magic and breath help magic to make sure all that worship my backside from underneath me will not be harmed. For I am not a monster, I only want every living thing in the entire multiverse to become immortal and worship my backside forever.” she said softly.
Twilight sighed in relief. “So, who are these beings anyway?”
“They call themselves humans. They are quite handsome for hairless apes. The only thing that’s really ugly about them is their inferior, small butts. This must be corrected, such beautiful creatures should not have such small butts.” spoke Queen Celestia in a low, sad voice.
“We must invade their world immediately. Small heretic butts must be purged!” Cadence shouted.
“For the glory of Sunbutt!” bellowed Twilight.
“Let the Conversion Butt begin!” boomed Luna.
To be continued