Discord plans to kidnap Celestia, but for the most delightful reason.
Discord and Celestia go back many years, longer then any other pony. They have had their troubles, and their moments, and at times chaotic mess. There are even the time that Discord was locked for over a thousand years. After that serious of events, things would be back to normal between these two, though Celestia tends to avoid his chaotic nature. However, there was something that she has forgotten. There was one thing that Discord knew that Celestia did not. Something that he had remembered, all those years ago. Now he must remind Celestia to what it is.
Even if he had to kidnap her for this delightful reason.
Art was made by the ever talented Turnipberry. He is an excellent artist so do go check him out!
Editing Talents is done by Toggle Switch. I personally thank him for making this story stand out more and I thank him for that.
Fluttershy walked down the stairs and into the kitchen, getting ready to make breakfast for all of her furry friends. She grabbed the bowls and small plates needed for her animal friends and began setting them all on the ground. She then proceeded to fill each bowl with various fruits and vegetables, all for her adorable animal critters. After filling the last bowl she grabbed a small bell off the kitchen counter and began shaking, the little bell reverberating throughout the house.
“Come and get it everyone!” she called out, settling her bell to the side. As if on cue her animal friends began appearing within her home. Small rabbits and tiny rodents came out of their burrows, birds flew inside her open windows, and every critter began to enter and go straight for their food bowls.
“Good morning mister Jay.” Fluttershy waved to a blue jay who waved back in kind.
“Morning missus Robin.” she said to her next bird friend.
“Hello mister Fluffle Wumpagus.” she waved to a rather large rabbit with floppy ears and face of adorableness as he chewed slowly on his pellets. Fluttershy smiled as all of her animal friends went straight into breakfast and she nodded that her work was done. She then went to her kitchen and began making herself something to eat when she heard a strange noise from behind. She turned and saw her bunny, Angel, looking at the pellets and lettuce with an unsure expression.
“What’s wrong angel?” she asked softly as she went over to him, looking timid than usual, “is something wrong with your breakfast?” she asked again, giving him a light pet on the head to comfort him. Angel shook his head and pointed directly at his food. Seeing this Fluttershy went over to his food bowl and looked at it.
“Well, I don’t see anything wrong,” she observed, not finding anything odd with the prepared meal. She then squinted, “Unless...” she said and brushed a few of the pellets off the top and revealing a face within.
“Hello!” Discord said loudly as the animals scattered from the loud noise. Discord then popped out of the food bowl, wearing scuba gear.
“Oh, good morning Discord,” Fluttershy happily said as she gave a hug to the chaotic deity.
“And good morning to you my dear,” he said, returning the hug. When she stepped back she looked him up and down.
“Why are you in a scuba suit?” she asked, wondering what prompted her friend to wear such an outfit. Discord looked down and observed himself only to give a hearty laugh and grabbed the ends of his suit and tore them off his body, only to reveal a pair of blue swirl pajamas underneath and a nightcap on his head.
“Oh I was simply having a peculiar dream that I was in a large lake and hunting for an elusive Nessy. Turns out I ended up in Angel’s food dish.” he said as he gave a look to the frightened bunny behind her leg.
“Well that is quite a peculiar dream,” she said, only for Discord to give a big smile
“Well, I am Discord, anything I dream up has to be strange and bizarre.” he laughed as he began floating in the air, his body spinning and doing loops as he continued to chortle.
“I take it you would like some breakfast Discord?” she said with a small smile as she went to the kitchen. Discord gave a small grin as he landed on the living room couch.
“Oh that would be just delightful my dear. I always do enjoy your well prepared breakfasts.” he said as he stretched himself out to the farthest extent and began to relax upon the furniture.
“I can make you some eggs on toast if that’s okay with you?” she asked, her voice spilling out kindness with every word. A moment passed and a miniature Discord appeared in front of her face, wearing an apron and a white chef’s outfit.
“As I said before, Fluttershy. Cook to your heart's content,” the miniature Discord said before disappearing in a cloud of smoke. Fluttershy smiled as she began making breakfast for the two of them.
Several minutes passed as she began to whisk the eggs and place a frying pan onto the stove. She had begun pouring the eggs into the pan when Discord’s voice came from the living room.
“Oh Fluttershy, I do wish to ask you, what, pray tell, do you have planned for today? Any fun activities or rendezvous with your friends?” he asked, his claws behind his head as he examined his blue pajamas. Fluttershy was already giving the eggs some salt and pepper when she replied,
“Hmm. I believe so, let me check what day it is,” she said, going to a small calendar that hung nearby. She examined the current month and looked at the specific day.
“Hmmm… lets see. Oh, here it is,” she said, pointing a hoof on the date, “It’s April sixteenth. I do have to go to the market in the afternoon and do a bit of shopping. They have a sale going on for carrots and Angel bunny is going to be loving those,” she said as she placed two slices of bread into a small toaster.
“The sixteenth you say?” Discord said, not necessarily looking in her direction, interested in the date. Fluttershy looked back at the eggs, using a small spatula to turn the eggs over in the frying pan. A minute passed and the toast soon popped up out of the toaster.
“The sixteenth,” Discord’s voice could be heard in the other room, making Fluttershy wonder what he was thinking. Though, she could never really tell what he was thinking anyway. “Why does that date sound so familiar-” he paused, lifting himself up and off of the couch and with a snap of his fingers he quickly teleported from his current position to the calendar.
“Breakfast is ready Discord,” Fluttershy said as she scooped the eggs onto the two pieces of toast and turned to face him. “I would like to eat at the table and...” she paused when she saw that he was staring intently at the date, his eyes fixated on the number sixteen. “Discord, are you okay?” she asked meekly, unsure what he was doing. Then, as soon as she finished, Discord turned and made a face of complete shock. His mouth hung open as he deflated and his body began to shrivel. Fluttershy could only watch as her friend began to shrink, his lower body turning into a puddle as he moaned.
“Discord, what’s wrong?” she asked, unsure as to what was happening with her friend. As soon as he finished turning into a puddle his body reinflated at a quick pace, snapping upward and returning to his old self, but still with a look of anxiety on his face.
“I can’t believe I forgot!” he proclaimed, as he began pacing around the room.
“What did you forget?” she said, watching as Discord began to pace up the wall and onto the ceiling of her home.
“It’s been a millennia since the last time, I hope she still remembers!” he said as he began chewing the points of his claw, clearly upset. This was not like him.
“Discord,” she flew up into the air, trying to get his attention to focus on her, “please tell me what’s wrong? Who is she?” she said as Discord stopped in his tracks, making him lose his footing and crash to the floor below, his body exploding into a thousand pieces. Fluttershy gasped as her friend landed rather hard and she went down to see what she could do to help, only to see multiple Discords at once and all wearing construction hats. The tiny army of Discords began to rebuild at a quick rate and were putting themselves back together. After another moment passed Discord was whole once again and he was staring at the ceiling above.
“It’s still early, maybe I can get something made before the day is out,” he said, lifting himself up as he patted away the dirt off his body.
“Oh Discord, are you okay? Is there anything that I can do? Can you please tell me what’s wrong?” she asked softly, hoping that he would listen. It paid off as as a light bulb literally popped over his head. He then quickly turned to Fluttershy, both of his claws placed firmly on her shoulders.
“Fluttershy. I must ask you something. Your zebra friend. She lives in the Everfree Forest, does she not?” he asked, a look of desperation and hope on his face.
“Zecora? Yes, she does live in the Everfree Forest, why do you ask?” she inquired, only for Discord to set her down and raise one of his claws into the air.
“Then I don’t have a moment to lose!” he proclaimed and was quickly heading toward the door.
“Wait! What about your breakfast?” she said as he screeched to a halt at the door. He turned to look at her, then looked up to see the light bulb still hung over his head. He grabbed it then proceeded to pop it into his mouth and chew.
“Crunchy, but needs a little salt,” He said as he quickly went out the door. Fluttershy blinked several times, wondering what had transpired and looked back at the eggs and toast she created. She sighed and went towards it, only for a bright flash to appear before her. She squeaked from the sudden entrance as Discord looked at the meal before him. He then grabbed one of the pieces of toast with the egg on it, folded it in half, and quickly ate it all up.
“Delicious. You always know how to make a good scrambled egg. Ta ta.” he said with a wave and a snap of his fingers and a small door appeared in front of him. He entered inside and the door soon shut and vanished, leaving Fluttershy perplexed as to what had occurred.
***
Zecora sat in deep meditation, her mind at ease in the early morning. She chanted in her native tongue, as her head moved ever so slightly from one side to the other. She had done this for nearly an hour, the only presences she could feel being herself and the nature around her, and it was perfectly tranquil. She felt cool wind coming and going inside her home and it helped calm her mind. She took a deep breath of the air around her and breathed out a deep sigh.
“Relaxing, isn’t it?” an old yet familiar voice broke the silence of the room and her eyes narrowed to keep herself in concentration.
“A creature of power comes to my home with little cheer. Is this the deity known as Discord, I hear?” Zecora asked, remaining still in her meditative state.
“Oh you are good. It was like you knew I was coming all along and I didn’t even have to introduce myself.” Discord said as Zecora heard him move about her home.
“Actually, if you wish to ask, I heard the door open, from your little task.” she said, giving out a low hum as she continued to meditate.
“I see,” Discord said as he began to observe her, “How is it that you do that? Bend you legs in such a way?” Discord said, likely gesturing to her lotus style posture.
“Years of practice and patience, my friend. A great master had once taught me, learning from day’s morn to day’s end.” she said as she continue to remain where she was. She took another breath, clearing her mind until she could feel Discord’s breath in close proximity.
“Much as I’d rather continue this conversation, I need your help with a particular problem.” Discord said, causing Zecora to stir from her position. She opened her eyes, revealing her blue eyes to the deity before her. She raised an eyebrow at him, and curiosity had risen within her.
“The great deity of Chaos asks help from me? This is a rare sight to see. Although I do wonder why, if you so inclined. Why come to me, for a piece of my mind?” she said, as Discord pondered with a tip of his finger.
“Well I wouldn’t want to take any pieces of a mind, not today at least,” he said as he settled himself onto a nearby chair, his body lying over it like a cat, “But I have more important matters that need to be discussed with you.” he said as he raised his claw and snapped his talons together. A moment later another Discord with a thick mustache and a business suit came through the door holding a large briefcase. He set the briefcase onto the floor of her home and opened it up. He then pulled a sheet of paper from within and began reading its contents.
“We begin with the following,” the Business Discord explained, “During your stay here you have made many friends and have helped the community of Ponyville with your many contributions. The most notable of them being when Fluttershy and her friends were afflicted with the Poison Joke.” Business Discord explained, as Zecora gave a small smile. She soon stood up from her position, stretching out her body from being still for so long as Business Discord continued, “My client here is offering you a deal, one that I’m certain you would not refuse,” he gestured a paw to Discord, who happily waved from his comfortable spot. Zecora nodded as Business Discord continued on, “We are offering to give you whatever your heart desires in exchange for your cooperation.” Business Discord said as he gave a rather courteous bow to the zebra. Zecora gave a hearty laugh as Business Discord lifted himself to seize on the opportunity.
However, Zecora had beat him to the punch.
“I’m quite flattered, for a gift I would not prevent. However, here in the Everfree forest I work, and I am quite content.” she said with a smile, making Business Discord bend backwards, his head hitting the ground and his horns getting stuck into the wood.
“So straightforward, I thought for sure that would work,” Business Discord said as he lifted himself off the ground, his horns remaining in the floor as he looked back at the parchment paper, “I should have gone a different approach. Maybe I can offer you a chance at a better experience in-”
“Oh no you are not.” Discord said, quickly standing in front of Business Discord, the latter feeling really nervous, “This is the last time I let you give a sales pitch.” Discord said, quickly turning business Discord around then giving him the boot with his hoof. Business Discord went through the air and slammed hard onto the ground, only to disappear in a cloud of smoke, leaving no trace. Zecora only laughed once as Discord placed a claw on his face in embarrassment. After quickly getting himself sorted he grabbed the parchment and placed it in front of Zecora.
“Look, Zecora, I’m in a rather tight spot and I need your help in making this, “ he pointed directly at the paper as Zecora followed. She nodded a few times, and placed a hoof under a chin.
“I see the potion you wish for me to make. May I ask who is the pony you are giving to partake?” she asked, raising an eyebrow at him. Discord blinked and looked to the left and right shoulder, where Zecora saw two small images of a Devil Discord and a Angel Discord. They conversed for a few moments, almost ignoring her before Discord nodded and the the two spirits disappeared.
“Well, I can’t really say, but it’s very important to me,” he leaned further, a hint of nervousness remained on his face, “It mostly involves a mare.” he whispered and Zecora only blinked at him.
“A mare you have sought, and you wish for me to make that which cannot be bought. However, since I only guess, where your true heart lies. I can make what you seek so that you may claim your prize.” Zecora said as she went over to her cauldron and began making a fire. Discord leapt into the air, his body exploding into a fireworks display as Zecora began her work.
“You have no idea how much this means to me, and I didn’t have to pay you for anything.” Discord said only to hear a sharp laugh from Zecora, making him stop his mid air celebration. He fell back to the earth as she gave a grin to him.
“You say that you pay no fee for my generosity, even though I show you no animosity. The work of your labors will be your pay. Now help me with this cauldron, it’s going to be a long day.” Zecora said as she began to make his potion.
“Me and my big mouth,” Discord sulked as he went over and worked alongside her.
Celestia walked out of day court with mild optimism. She had endured a few upstart nobles, outrageous claims on land ownership, and even dealt with a horrendous scheduling error which caused five different ambassadors to be booked for the same time slot. It was taxing, annoying, and above all else exhausting. Recent diplomatic incidents had arisen and she had to maintain the balancing act of peace between so many nations. The recent Gryphonstone elections had been causing socioeconomic upheavals, while her Cervine allies were having a territorial dispute with the Kirin of Neighpon. The stress filled cherry on top of the disaster sundae was the endless stream of ambassadors she would have to meet within the coming weeks. She would get little to no reprieve when those days come, but for now, she was at least grateful that the day court had taken recess so that she could eat some lunch.
“Are you alright Celestia? You look more tired than usual.” her Captain of the Guard Shining Armor spoke while walking next to her, with the small retinue of guards that escorted her. Even though they lived in times of peace, it was necessary to be cautious, even in the most unlikely of circumstances. She turned to give him a reassuring smile.
“I’m sorry if I looked troubled, Shining Armor. This day has been rather arduous.” she explained as Shining Armor nodded.
“Is there anything that the guard or myself can do to help make today less burdensome?” he asked which only drew a light smile from the regal Princess.
“Thank you kindly, but I rather spend as much time with Cadence and Luna for lunch today as I can before I return to the day court. It’s been too long since I’ve last spoken with them without work getting in the way.” she said and again Shining Armor nodded.
“I think Cadence is looking forward to speaking with you. It has been awhile since the wedding.” he said and a small grin rose on Celestia’s countenance. Getting together with her niece would calm her worried spirits. All of this excitement in politics was getting the best of her. It would do her mind good to speak with her, even if it would be for a short time.
“It has been awhile,” she said as she contemplated, “you believe they might be in the meeting hall?” she asked as Shining Armor smiled.
“I’m sure they would be waiting for you now. I did tell them to meet you after your court ended for the day. Ah, there they are now.” he said as he pointed a hoof down the hall. Celestia’s gaze followed the direction of his hoof and saw both Cadence and Luna chatting together as they moved their way towards her, accompanied by several members of their respective guards. Celestia made her way over to them and greeted them when she arrived.
“Cadence, it brings me much pleasure to see you here.” Celestia said as Cadence approached, sharing a hug with her aunt.
“The pleasure is mine, Celestia. Shining Armor and I were able to handle the last bit of duties and assigned the crystal guards to keep watch over the Crystal Empire, it’s what allowed us to be here this day.” Cadence said as she parted from Celestia, “Luna was kind enough to share her time with me until we met for dinner.” she turned to Luna who gave a humble nod.
“Tis nothing of a problem. We’ve a long task ahead of us when the night court comes. We hope it ends quickly so that we can adjourn for the morn, but it would be best if we spend time some time together in the dining hall.” Luna said and Celestia nodded in approval.
“I think that is a splendid idea. Shall we all proceed then?” Celestia ask, gesturing her hoof toward the dining halls as both her sister and niece nodded in kind.
“Does that include me as well?” a voice interjected making the assembled Princesses and their guards jump in surprise. The guards looked about them, wondering where the voice came from, while the three princess remained where they were. The guards looked about frantically for the unexpected assailant while the Princesses only flicked their ears in annoyance.
“Discord,” Celestia said, her voice an unamused monotone reflecting the complete lack of enthusiasm at the deity's sudden appearance. He was the last thing she wanted to deal with after the day she just had. Discord hovered above them, a large umbrella in one claw and a small tea cup in the other paw.
“In the ever lasting flesh, my dear,” Discord said as he descended slowly to the ground, taking a sip of his drink and sighing into it’s warm contents. When he landed on the ground he was immediately beset by the guards from each princess. They surrounded him, brandishing their swords, spears, and halberds. Each one had the intent to fight and die to protect the Princesses. Discord looked unfazed by the weapons that were pointed at him. He gave a look to each of the guards and hearty chuckle resounded from his wiry chest.
“Oh please, I’m not so easily frightened by your little toothpicks.” Discord said as he placed the tip of his claw on one blade, which instantly split like a banana peel, flabbergasting the guard holding the now ex-weapon in question. Discord didn’t stop there as he flicked a spear out of the way and the weapon began to puff up like a balloon and carrying the poor guard high into the air. He took a step forward and one more guard went to intervene, placing a halberd in front of his face. Discord simply breathed on the weapon and the blade instantly curled inward, the tip of the halberd spiraling several times before stopping right in front of the guard, who looked absolutely horrified at the curled up mess he was holding. Discord looked perplexed for a moment before breathing on his claw and giving a quick sniff.
“Oh, it seems I forgot to brush my teeth this morning.” He gave another laugh before taking sip of his drink. Celestia narrowed her eyes, yet still managed to keep her composure. Discord was known for his random antics and his own twisted sense of humor at times, but this felt different. She didn’t know what he had in mind or why he was here, but the one thing she could take as a given was that his intentions were never good.
“Why are you here, Discord. Do you know how much trouble you caused during Tierk’s reign of madness?” Cadence said, taking a stand before Discord. Celestia cast a glance to her niece, who clearly had not forgiven him for the betrayal. Her sister was also likely on Cadance’s side as well for she stood by her niece’s side with wings flared.
“Tis true, why come now and disrupt our delegations with the other nations when we need to bring concord between them.” she said, as Discord rolled his eyes and took another sip from his drink.
“Oh please, I have no interest whatsoever in disrupting anything that you propose to the other nations. Some may likely cause a war already if you fail to keep the peace. I applaud you for keeping them away from each others throats.” he said, as he held an arm out and a guard screaming as he fell from above landed right into his awaiting arm. Celestia turned her gaze to the balloon spear still up in the air, then back to Discord, as he pat the guard on the head and set the guard onto the ground next to him.
“That is quite a bold statement, Discord. How do we know that you are playing a false game? You words are nothing if not filled with open holes.”
“I do not have open holed words” Discord said, and literal words came right out of his mouth and hung in the air, “as you can see, they are quite airtight.” he gave another chuckle as he took another drink of his tea, only for many tiny holes to appear on his body, liquid pouring out of every pore. He then looked down to see the puddle that was around him, only to laugh it off and toss the tea set into the air, where it burst in a bright light and was replaced with a small flock of pigeons.
“Enough of your tricks, Discord,” Shining Armor said, his horn glowing, ready to use his magic at a moment's notice. “What do you want?” He demanded, and this got Discord’s attention. He promptly licked two extended fingers and pinched Shining Armor’s horn, dousing the magic in quick fashion.
“Oh please, I wouldn’t want to do anything bad, well, nothing intentionally bad that is,” he said, as he looked at the flabbergasted captain of the guard. His smile soon lowered and bore a more serious look, one that Celestia knew signaled that he would do something far more serious. She prepared herself as Discord stood upright and began walking towards her, “I have something that I wish to speak about with Celestia, and I would not be barred by any of your frivolous attempts at guarding her from the big scary draconequus.” He said as he continued to move. Celestia could only fathom as to what he wanted to do with her, but by all accounts, it would not bode well. As he moved, her guards barred his path only for him to snap his fingers and disappear all together. A brief second later he reappeared at her side and Celestia gasped slightly as he placed a arm around her midsection.
“You’ll be coming with me my dear, a very special day awaits us!” he said as he reached down and touched her muzzle. Celestia suddenly felt faint and the last thing she saw was the shocked faces of her guards and that of Luna and Cadance before vanishing into thin air.
***
“Are we almost done? It’s been nearly several hours since we’ve started and I have to be somewhere before the day is out.” Discord whined, as he continued to pace around and above the room. Zecora, who stirred the cauldron with a large spoon, simply hummed as the deity moved impatiently.
“It is almost ready, my deity friend. You helped aplenty with this brew, and it will come to its end,” she rhymed as she finished stirring the brew and took a small whiff of its vapors. She nodded and gave a small smile, “The potion is ready and then we have completed the task,” she then paused to look at Discord, as she gave a peculiar look to him, “ so why is it that you wear that outfit, if I may ask?” she asked as Discord stopped and looked at his getup. He wore black pants and a long red robe that went down to his legs. His left leg was encased in metal as well as his right arm. The last thing that Zecora observed was that Discord’s mane was braided into a ponytail. He looked at it for a moment before sheepishly smiling at her.
“Well this is alchemy that we are working with. Thought it may be best to play the part.” Discord explained, which caused Zecora to roll her eyes and chuckle at his antics. Discord then quickly removed the outfit and gave a whistle, to which another Discord in a tailor’s outfit appeared and took the clothing away. Discord then went over to Zecora as she procured two large vials from the cupboard. She went over to the cauldron and began to fill the contents within before sealing them off.
“Once you have meet the pony you seek, there is but one thing you must do, in order to make the potion sweet,” she then handed the two potions to Discord, “a bit of your magic, will be required, in order to grant, your heart's desire.” she said as Discord looked at both of the vials of liquid with a toothy grin appearing on his face.
“Oh how wonderful! I can’t wait to show this to Tia, she will be so pleased,” he said as he went towards the door. He quickly gave a knock and opened the door, not leading to the outside, but to to another world that glowed beyond imagining. Before Discord went through, however, he quickly turned and in a flamboyant manner gave a bow to the Zebra.
“I thank you for all the help, dear Zecora. You may yet helped me with the most important detail for this event, that I am planning that is,” he placed a claw to his mouth and gave a small chuckle, “before I leave, if anypony asks where I’ve been, just say that I helped you with a few things and went off on my merry way.” he said before bowing once again and quickly going through the door. The door slammed shut and the glow disappeared as well. Zecora gave a deep sigh and returned back to her place of meditation and settled herself for the day.
“I do not wish to know, what Discord is planning, but I do hope, that there will be no misunderstanding.” she said to herself as she went back to her daily cogitation.
***
“I can’t believe I was able to get such a good deal,” Fluttershy said softly as she looked at the bundle of carrots in her saddle bags. She left right after cleaning up after her furry friends and went straight towards the Ponyville market. She had been shopping for several hours, mostly looking at what the shop owners had to offer and had occasionally bought a few things for herself. When she came to the carrot stall it turned out that the owner, Carrot Top, had more in supply and was selling whole bundles of carrots at a cheap price. Fluttershy smiled at the fact that she got such a wonderful deal, “Angel Bunny will be very happy when I bring these home,” she said as she continued down the streets of Ponyville.
“Hello Fluttershy,” she heard a familiar voice say and she turned to face it.
“Oh hello, Twilight,” she greeted her friend as Twilight came up to her.
“Nice to see you here. What bring you out here on this fine market day?” Twilight asked as Fluttershy gave warm smile.
“Oh, well I heard of a good sale today and I was able to get a bunch of carrots for Angel Bunny. He’s going to be very happy when he gets these.” she said as Twilight nodded to her, “So what brings you out here? Anything in particular that you need?” She asked as Twilight lifted a small bag filled with quills and papers.
“Celestia and Luna are having upcoming meetings with various leaders and they want me to help them back at Canterlot.”
“Sounds like it could be challenging.” Fluttershy said, as Twilight waved it off.
“Oh I hope for the fun opportunity. Since becoming the Princess of friendship, I have had many responsibilities, and I have to do my part in not only helping Ponyville but for all of Equestria.” she said with a hint of enthusiasm. Fluttershy nodded in approval. Twilight was always the problem solver, so meeting with foreign leaders shouldn’t be a problem. Fluttershy was about to bid her farewell went Twilight added, “So Fluttershy, I’m going to meet the girls at Sugarcube corner before I leave, want to come along?” she asked and Fluttershy nodded.
“Sure, I don’t have to go home until later.” Fluttershy said as the two headed off to Sugar Cube Corner.
After a short trip through Ponyville the two were already inside Sugarcube corner, where their friends were happily waiting for them.
“Hi girls, how is everypony?” Twilight said with a jubilant voice, clearly excited to be off to meet the Princesses, and their friends all greeted her in kind.
“Doing mighty fine, Twilight. Yer off to go to Canterlot I reckon?” Applejack said as Pinkie Pie joined her as well.
“Is it going to be very busy, like a giant party of leaders busy?” She said as Twilight chuckled at their remark.
“No Pinkie, it’s not going be like that. However, I will be busy over the next few months, so I’m hoping to learn as much as I can.”
“Don’t you already know all of that Twilight? You got your own castle and everything.” Rainbow Dash said as Twilight shook her head.
“It’s not as easy having a princess in a castle. There more to it then that Rainbow Dash. There is much authority when being a leader, and many tasks to perform in order to meet everypony’s needs.”
“I for one agree with Twilight,” Rarity said as she waved a hoof through her mane, “Dealing with royalty means you have to be exceptional to fit the role of your peers. Even dress the part from time to time.” She said, to which Twilight simply rolled her eyes and giggled.
“Yes, even dress for the part as well, Rarity.”
Fluttershy remained silent as her friends continued to discuss on a number of topics. Sometimes she would join in the conversation or sit idle and remain quiet. She always found it comforting when she was around her close friends. After several minutes of talking the doors to the shop opened and Fluttershy saw Spike coming in.
“Hello Spike, nice to see you.” Fluttershy said, as he gave a big smile.
“Hello Fluttershy, nice to see you too,” he said as he turned his attention to the rest of the group. “Twilight, I got the train tickets. We should be leaving soon,” he said as Twilight nodded.
“Thank you Spike,” she said as she turned to the others, “Well I guess I’ll be off. I’ll have much to do while I’m gone.” she said as everypony began to say her farewell to her. Fluttershy was going to wish her well when she noticed Spike’s cheeks began to widen.
“Spike, are you-” she began until a jet of flame came out of his mouth and a letter appeared above his head. Seeing this, Twilight grabbed the letter with her magic.
“Strange, I was not suppose to get anything from Celestia until I was there myself,” she said as she opened the letter and began reading its contents.
“What is it Twi? Something wrong?” Applejack asked, as Twilight continued into her reading.
“It’s from my brother,” Twilight said as she continued through the letter, her eyes growing wide more horrified by the second from its contents.
“Twilight, what’s wrong? You looked nervous.” Fluttershy asked, wondering what Twilight was reading. After another uneasy moment, the letter dropped to the floor, revealing the haunted look on Twilight's face.
Celestia opened her eyes and found that she was staring at blue. She blinked several times, trying to get rid of the blurriness in her eyes. When she looked again she realized that the blue was sky blue, and she could see a few clouds floating within. She was outside, she surmised, but as to where, she was still uncertain. She looked to the left and saw numerous flower beds, many of which were familiar to her. She quickly turned her head to the right and was greeted with the sight of the castle walls of her home.
I’m in the gardens? Celestia thought as she sat up from her position. She looked about her and found herself in the center of the royal gardens. All of the spring flowers were in bloom in the flower beds and hanging gardens, and the smell of countless blossoms wafted from each flower, mixing into a potent perfume that drifted through the air. Familiar scents, familiar grounds, all perfectly normal, and not the slightest bit of chaos.
Where are you, Discord? her thoughts focused intently on possible hiding places for a certain chaotic draconequus. She had many important tasks at hoof and she didn’t want to be delayed by any of Discord's antics. She looked about and spotted the entrance to the gardens, whose steadfast gates were currently closed. Wishing not to linger any longer in the garden, she started walking to the gates.
“I can’t let you do that, Celestia.” Discord’s voice echoed around her as she took her first hoofsteps.
“Just try and stop me!” Celestia called out as she put new effort into her pace. As she advanced onward, however, she noticed that her path became more and more narrow. Brush and thickets, all filled with red roses, grew up in front of her path, blocking her way to the door. Her gait never faltered as her horn glowed with magic. She blasted the path in front of her, the bushes disappearing in a instant. She kept her pace, charging her horn for more magic, when she spotted more and more thick bushes continued to block the path in front of her. She readied her magic and another blast went straight at the hindrance before her. Once again the path was cleared, but only seconds later the path was blocked again. Celestia gritted her teeth and charged her magic, only to find that she couldn’t conjure it. She stopped dead in her tracks and quickly placed a hoof on top of her head.
Her horn was missing.
“Discord!” she screamed as she stopped in her tracks, all the while hearing laughter coming from the nearby flowers. She whirled her head around and saw Discord’s face on a nearby rose.
“Oh come now, Tia,” Discord said as he waved his petals at her, “There is a reason as to why I’m keeping you here,” he said, only to be quickly stomped on by her hooves, “Ouch! That was a little rude.” Discord said as Celestia shook her head and unfurled her wings.
“I will get out of this, Discord,” Celestia said as she took flight, aiming straight up and into the sky, only to smack into something a few seconds later. Celestia shook her head, her mane trying valiantly to re-organize into stripes and only marginally succeeding as she darted into the sky once more, only smacking against the invisible wall once again.
“What is blocking me?” she said, as she scanned the sky around her. She placed a hoof upward, feeling something in front of her hooves, “Is this glass?” she said in confusion. She looked about her and towards the castle and she could see the faint glare of a glass ceiling covering the entire royal gardens.
“Why are you trapping me in here?” she called out as she rammed against the glass ceiling, hoping to crack it and escape.
“It appears that you have forgotten,” Discord said, his voice sounding nearby. Celestia looked, trying to find the elusive fiend, only to see a small fly hovering in front of her. She narrowed her eyes and saw the face of Discord giving a small smile, “I want to make it up to you for all the times since we’ve missed our-” he didn’t finish as she swiped a hoof at him, “Hey, I’m trying to finish here!” Discord said as he buzzed around her, Celestia continuing to lash out in a fury of swipes.
“Whatever you think I’ve forgotten you are clearly mistaken, I don’t want any part in this... weirdness.” she proclaimed, trying to snatch him out of the sky and force him to give her horn back.
“My weirdness is pretty clear under chaotic circumstances,” Discord said as he gave a humorous giggle. Celestia spotted him near her muzzle, and seizing the opportunity she brought both of her hooves together in an effort to trap him.
“I have you now,” she said as opened her hooves to find him, only to see nothing there.
“I think I am the one who has you now, Tia,” Discord said as he appeared, his body hovering several feet in front of her. Celestia snorted and pointed a hoof at him.
“It should be the other way around,” she said and Discord rolled his eyes from her boastfulness.
“If that is true, then how will you get me without these?” he asked, as he pulled his claw and paw out from behind his back. Both of her wings were in his claws. She looked on her back, which laid bare before her, before doing a double take to Discord, who gave a small wave to her.
“Discooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrdddd!” She yelled as she fell, her legs flailing in all directions as she approached the ground. She spiraled downward, going from a straight fall to an airborne tumble, as the ground went from a walk to a jog in her direction, no matter how much she didn't want to meet it right now. She had other meetings to attend to, and the ground wasn't even in her schedule book. She closed her eyes, bracing for impact, only to hit something soft underneath her. Her body was not in several places at once, as it should be, but resting on a pile of flowers and rose buds, as her body having drifted down to be laid gently onto the ground. She couldn't fathom as to what Discord had in mind for her, and why he was not trying to torture her with other chaotic things. She lifted her head and saw that she was in the exact same spot as to where she took off and saw the doors to the garden. She also noticed movement on the other side, most likely her guards searching for her.
“They won’t get in, that I can assure you,” Discord said, appearing before her, in the waters of the fountain. Celestia could only watch as Discord happily bathed in the water, splashing around like a child on holiday. She went to raise herself up when Discord raised a claw at her, “Wait just a moment my dear, we're expecting company.” he said as he quickly scrubbed his legs with the limb of a bush.
“And who, pray tell, is this company you are awaiting?” Celestia asked as Discord looked at her, as he began to brush his teeth with the same bush.
“That would be me,” she heard Discord’s voice, but not from the fountain. She turned to her left and was surprised to see Discord walking out of the forest. She did a double take at the two Discord’s and couldn't quite reconcile the multiple Discords.
“She give you any trouble?” the approaching Discord asked, as the Discord in the fountain got out and dried himself by wringing out his body like a dishtowel.
“Oh she was hopeless. She kept chasing me, throwing things at me, even trying to smash me like some insect. I had no choice but to take her horn and wings before she could do any more harm,” Discord said while he finished drying himself off, then held out both her missing horn and wings, presenting them on a tray held in his paw while draping a towel over his claw.
“Oh that sounds dreadful. You have my sincerest condolences,” Discord said as he patted the other Discord on the shoulder, “but she does look more fun as a regular Earth pony, eh Shadow?”
“Shadow?” Celestia said as turned to see the other Discord, who began to dissolve and reform back into Discord's own shadow. He gave a small chuckle as he began juggling her wings and horn.
“Oh yes, Celestia. My shadow kept you occupied while I had to bring the greatest of gifts,” he said as he brought forth two glass vials containing a purple substance that was completely unknown to Celestia. “This here, is the culmination of many hours of work, though, I must say, the majority of the work was done by Zecora. She did a superb job in creating this, and it all leads to this special event,” he said as Celestia stood up and began walking towards him.
“What have you done with Zecora of the Everfree? What vile and twisted anathema have you caused upon her?” she said, her anger beginning to rise as Discord’s ears fell back in surprise.
“Tia, I did nothing of the sort. I merely asked for her help in creating these potions. Nothing more and nothing less. I give you my word,” he said, as a small halo appeared before his head, to which Celestia gave the most nonplussed look in Equestrian History. There were a few that rivaled it, the time Luna sleepwalked into day court, every single look she gave to the budget department when they asked for more bits, and that one time Pinkie Pie told her she wasn't up to anything, but this truly was the worst one. There was a rumor that teachers all over Equestria couldn't teach math for the rest of the day because they couldn't bring themselves to write a plus sign.
“A likely story. However, I doubt that,” she said as the halo above his head cracked in shame, and looked apologetic for even being there. The halo was later quoted as saying “ don't normally hang out with Discord, honest. It's not someplace I belong.” As she made her move towards Discord, her visage going from icy cold to hotter than Tartarus itself, she continued, “You disrespected my sister, you brought shame upon my guards, and you insulted me by kidnapping me. To what end? Do you want to cause disruption upon these delegations so much that you are willing to resort to this,” she gave an exasperated sigh as she threw a hoof around the high gardens,” to take me on some grand escapade like in the times of our youth? I have little to no time for your games while while the real game of politics is at my doorstep.” she said as she closed the distance between them. She looked upon him and wondered what he had crawling in his mind, musing at the thought of spiders being whatever lay in his mind, for it was all woven in trickery. Granted, she wouldn't be surprised to find more than a few cobwebs. As she remained there Discord merely shook his head, making a tsking noise with every turn of the head.
“It appears even you have forgotten Tia. After all these centuries, you have truly forgotten what this day is. It seems you have been on edge as of late and I think you must take a moment of reprieve,” he said as Celestia was taken aback, her heartfelt words falling on deaf ears. Shaking her head and stiffening her resolve she once again spoke against him.
“I have forgotten nothing. My current position requires that I must attend to the needs of my people. I must uphold my duty in speaking with the many representatives, forge treaties and alliances, keep the peace between feuds centuries old, and-”
“Which is why that you are stressed,” Discord said bluntly, interrupting her once again, much to her chagrin, “you are so caught up in your work that you neglect to see to your own needs,” he said a he snapped his claw and in a flash the two were on a sofa, both holding each vial of the drink, “I’m certain that once you have taken some respite from your days of hard labor will you be able to appreciate life to its fullest.” he said as he began to uncork the vial. Celestia blinked and looked down at the bottle that had appeared in her hooves. She looked back at Discord who took a whiff from the vial. She shook her head and was ready to toss the vial to the ground when a claw was placed upon her hoof. She turned to Discord, who gave her a concerned look, “My dear, I know you have feelings for me that are quite harsh, believe me, I wouldn’t make you uncomfortable unless it was necessary.” he said as he waved his claw around her vial, and the purple substance within began to turn pure white. Celestia blinked once again and turned to see that his vial had also turned a shade of white. Discord removed his claw and placed it around his own vial as Celestia remained uncertain to his intentions.
“Celestia, you may hate me, you may loathe and only barely tolerate me at times, you may even freeze me back into stone if you so wish, but let me assure you of one thing,” he said as he gave a small smile, “what I’m about to show to you is something that I had missed for all of these centuries, and something I wish to use to make amends for all the times we have been unable to participate. I know you don’t understand, but this can explain my actions, and bring a memory or two to the surface.” he said as he turned to his drink and slowly raised it up to his lips. He paused to look at her as she continued to look at him with some hesitation, “It is strawberry flavored.” he said as he only hinted a smile towards her, rather than giving the full answer which would have totally ruined the fun, yet unsurprisingly doubt still remained on her mind.
“Just what are you wanting to show me?” she asked, her voice adding a sharp razor’s edge to an otherwise calm demeanor. Discord smiled and gave a small nod towards the vial in her hooves.
“All will be made clear, my dear. Can you trust me this once to show you my gift?” he asked as Celestia weighed the thoughts in her mind. She knew that she could drag this out for a little longer, hoping to buy time for her guards to get inside, however, something in the back of her mind was urging her to take this chance. She couldn’t fathom it, nor comprehend why she wanted to trust him, but something deep inside her heart told her that this was important. On the one hand, this is Discord she was thinking about. On the other hand, this might be a good enough excuse to get out of day court. Giving in, and taking a steadying breath, she took the draught of the mysterious liquid and drank it all. Discord followed suit and emptied it in one go. After finishing the drink she dropped the vial when she felt Discords claw around her hoof.
“You will enjoy this, my dear,” was the last he said before his eyes suddenly turned bright white and her vision went from light into darkness.
“I don’t care what you have to do, just get this door open,” Shining Armor said to his guards as they continued to work on the door. It was not to long ago when Celestia was kidnapped by Discord that he had sent the entire guard to search for her. He paced to and fro in front of the large doors, several of his guards already working on opening the door, but no matter how hard they pushed, prodded, blasted, cursed, pleaded, begged, swore, flirted, knocked, rammed, told on its parents, threatened, or any other action they could think of to force the door open, the entry to the garden would just not budge.
“I do hope Celestia is ok,” Cadence said nearby, “I worry for her,” she said as Princess Luna came to her side.
“My sister has always been capable of handling herself, we just worry about what plans Discord has in store for her,” she said as she looked to Shining Armor, “Have thee figure out what is preventing us from entering the gardens?”
“I don’t know, but I think I-”
“Shining Armor!” Twilight called out out as the three turned to see her and her friends running towards them..
“Twily!” Shining Armor said as he embraced Twilight in a big hug, “it’s good to see you little sis.”
“It’s wonderful to see you BBBFF.” she said as she hugged him back, only to falter slightly in his hooves.
“Twily? What’s the matter?” he asked as she gave a sheepish grin.
“The poor dear was so frantic when she heard that Celestia was kidnapped that she went into a bit of a tizzy. She had to make 15 cross-referenced checklists before she even got on the train.” Rarity said as she gave a quick bow to both Princesses.
“We had to *huff* sprint all the way *huff* here just to keep up *huff* with her,” Fluttershy added, trailing behind the rest of her friends. Shining Armor looked down at his little sister as she gave a little blush.
“I may have panicked a bit on the way here,” she said as she went to stand up, only to stumble slightly on her hooves. After steadying herself she looked around as if she was looking for somepony, “Shiny, where is Celestia?” she asked as Shining Armor turned his head to the door.
“She is in the gardens with Discord,” he said as Twilight quickly rushed to a window to see where Celestia was. She gasped slightly as she saw both of them sitting still in the center of the garden, their eyes both glowing white.
“Why is she like that? Why haven’t you gotten into the gardens?” she asked frantically as she looked at the large doors where the guards were working hard.They had resorted to smearing butter on the hinges in order to make it easier to open. Needless to say, it wasn't going too well. Especially not with Pinkie Pie eating half of their ordinance.
“We don’t know what Discord has done nor do we know why she is in that state, Twily. As to the latter question, we have been trying everything to get in.” Shining Armor said as he trotted over to her, “There has been a barrier placed around the gardens and the royal guards can’t get through.” he said as Princess Luna and Cadence came forward.
“Tis true, even my magic can’t penetrate his shields, not for lack of trying. Everything bounces back no matter what we throw at it.” Princess Luna said as Cadence went to Twilight and wrapped a wing around her.
“Don’t worry, I’m certain that the guards will find a way through,” Cadence said as Twilight gave a small smile to her, before Cadence gave an incredulous look to the royal guardsponies, who were now having an argument with Pinkie Pie over what type of frosting should go on an “I'm sorry I ate your military grade butter” cake. “Eventually.”
“So why haven’t they gotten in. Is the barrier affecting their entry as well?” she asked as Shining Armor turned to her.
“We’ve tried entering through windows and the other doors, but every time we tried to enter, we kept getting hindered. A few of our guards were unfortunate enough to get stuck in a giant spider web in one of the windows, and a few others were stuck to the wall by the door spitting bubblegum.”
“Discord’s tricks?” Twilight asked, as Shining Armor nodded his head.
“They are not tricks, they’re works of art. I wouldn't expect you to understand my grand vision,” a voice was heard saying, causing all of the ponies to turn their attention to where the noise was coming from. Twilight and her friends watched as several of the guards backed away from the door to look at the face that was staring back at them.
“Discord,” Twilight said as the deity's face continued to stretch forward, showing every little detail on the wooden frame of his visage. Discord smiled and the wood creaked and cracked as he revealed a splintery grin.
“In the wooden bark, my dear.” Discord said as he bowed his head. Twilight stepped forward, ready to speak of what he has done, when Rainbow Dash beat her to it.
“Where have you taken the princess, what did you do!? She yelled, practically screaming her demands at him. Discord simply snorted at her and her wings suddenly curled inward, making her descend rapidly to the ground.
“It’s rather rude to get into someone’s personal space,” Discord said as the wood went outward and grabbed Rainbow Dash’s wings. Like small claws the branches grabbed the edges of her wings and began to tie them up in a knot.
“Hey! Cut it out!” she said, as Discord finished tying her wings, and making them resemble like a soft pretzel. She hobbled off to the side as Pinkie and Rarity tended to her, though Pinkie Pie kept making suggestions to what butter would go with her pretzel wings..
“Discord,” Fluttershy said as she hovered in front of the wooden door, Discord’s face turning to see her, “why are you doing this, why did you kidnap the princess?” she said meekly as Discord gave a curled smile that resembled a cat.
“Don’t worry, Fluttershy. The princess is in good hooves. She and my body are experiencing something that both of us had treasured oh so long ago.”
“I think whatever you ‘treasured’ is something I don’t want to know about.” Rarity said as she continued to untangle Rainbow’s wings. Discord made a face at her and turned his attention to the majority in the room.
“As I have said, the princess is safe and the potion that we have both drink will be done within the next ten minutes,” he said as he burped up a grandfather clock to look at the time, before setting it off to the side to take apart of the interior of the room, “ like I said once the time is up, the potion will be out and the barrier around us will be removed. If you wait patiently, then I’m sure that we can-”
“Guards! Break down that door!” Shining Armor said as the guards came forward with their weapons at the ready, and Fluttershy went out of the way to avoid their charge. The wooden door of Discord frowned slightly and turned to Fluttershy, who was hiding behind a pillar nearby.
“It’s seems these ponies want to ‘communicate’.” he said as his wooden frame stretched and he pulled out a small object from within the door. It was a tiny horn, with the words, ‘squeeze gently’ on the side. As the the dozen guards approached the door, the weapons poised to break it down, Discord gave a witty smile before gently pressing the horn.
The horn expanded five times its size and it’s booming noise sent the poor guards flying from their position and smacking into the wall. It ended within a few seconds and the horn reverted back to its normal size. Discord brought the horn to his lips and he blew on the top before putting it back from whence it came. Every guard either was stuck to the wall or some had their helmets flown off, revealing a large and messy mane underneath.
“Oh wow that’s a doozy.” Pinkie Pie said, her name appearing more fluffier than normal, as she went to a guard and poked at his mane, only to pull some out and appearing to be Cotton candy, “Oh delicious,” she said as she began eating away on the guard's mane as Discord, who acted a little triumphant, sat idle within the wooden door.
“Alright everypony. You may try your little tricks, but know I’ll keep pushing you back until the time is up. Celestia and my real body will wake up soon enough.”
“What do you mean real body?” Applejack asked Discord gave a guwaff.
“Well I’m his shadow, simple as that.” he said as several guards looked up and were dumbfounded. This whole time, no matter what they did to break down the door, they were facing a mirror image of him.
“You mean we’ve been facing a duplicate!?” a guard with a golden mane and a thick mustache called out as Discord chuckled to himself.
“You may call it that, if you wish.” he said as Shining Armor stepped forward, directing a authoritative hoof at the door.
“Major Armstrong, Corporal Flash Sentry! Bring down that door!” he ordered as both the golden mane guard and the guard under Cadence came forward to the door. Discord eyed the two with a peculiar smile and chuckled once again, shaking his head at the two guards giving off this bravado.
“Do what you must, but you will not get in,” he said as Flash Sentry jammed his spear straight into the door, “ohh, that tickles,” he said as Flash Sentry kept stabbing his spear, as Armstrong readied a hoof and lunged at the door. He slammed on impact as Discord’s face puffed out air as if the wind was taken out. Armstrong readied again when Discord smiled.
“Oh you're going to be rough? Let me help,” Discord said and opened his mouth and it lunged out against Armstrong. Armstrong went headlong into him as Discord closed tightly around him. A loud cry escaped from within Discord’s maw, and everypony watched helplessly as Armstrong was moving about inside Discord's mouth. He chewed for a few goods seconds before spitting the guard out straight into Flash Sentry and the two tumbled for a moment until they were in front of their captain, who looked astounded by the sight.
“Are you alright!?” Shining Armor said as Armstrong stirred.
“I got eaten, sir.” he said, his words slurred as if he went through a day’s worth of training and a tussle afterwards. A moment later a hoof and wing popped out from under the large guard.
“Can you get off me Major, please?” Flash Sentry’s voice came from underneath as the other guards came forward to help them. Shining Armor turned to Discord and he barred his teeth.
“We will prevail over you, Discord. We will get Celestia back!” he said as door of Discord remained where he was.
“Yes, you will get your princess back, within eight minutes time. After which, she would have experienced her most wonderful moment in her life.” he said as Shining Armor began to work with guards. As the guards continued their work upon the door, Twilight and her friends came forward to offer their assistance.
“C,mon girls, let's do what we can and break through to Celestia.” Twilight said as all the girls shouted in agreement, the only sole exception was Fluttershy, who looked unsure to the whole matter. As they went to do their work, however, Princess Luna remained where she was and she was not the only pony who remained behind.
“Something troubling you, Princess Luna?” Cadence asked. Princess Luna remained still, and yet her face showed that she was in complete thought. When she did stir she turned to Cadence with a perplexed expression.
“We do not know why, but we keep thinking from our long memory of our past. Tis something that is buried deep within the back of our mind that we are reminded of,” she said as Cadence turned to look at the wall of ponies trying to get into the garden, her husband ordering the door to be torched, while Twilight was trying to suggest a more complex option. Her friends were also giving a different ideas, but none yielded much, though Pinkie Pie was just talking among them and not contributing anything really, though the guard with part of his mane missing was giving her a verbal argument to get it back.
“And what memory is that?” she asked as Princess Luna closed her eyes to think for another moment before opening them up to look at her.
“We can't say, but,” she said as a small smile appeared on her countenance, “ I do recall there being flowers.”
Celestia opened her eyes and found that she was lying on the ground. She looked about and saw that she was still in the garden. She lifted her head, the wind picking up softly around her. The trees blew slightly from its embrace and she could hear the leaves dance above her. She stood up and looked up into the sky, it was much darker, but she saw the moon was still high in the sky. She knew that couldn’t be right, she knew it was mid afternoon when she was with… she paused, remembering the potion that she partook.
“Discord?” she said, looking about to find the elusive draconius. She looked until she saw the castle walls, lights gleaming out toward the night sky. She saw a number of silhouettes inside and many boisterous voices, though muffled, can be heard on the other side. When she was close she looked inside and saw many Equestrian nobles within the dancing hall. Many mingled to themselves or were on the dance floor, dancing a dance that was made tradition and made from times of old, during the old days of Equestria. The harp was pulled, the strings of a violin stretched, and the soft tune of a flute made the dance at a calm and relaxing pace. Celestia smiled, seeing the ponies lost in their own little world away from all the dangers or threats that were against them, and yet they were content, they were happy, and at peace.
All except one.
She didn’t see it at first but she spotted a pony in the far back of the room. Celestia couldn’t tell but the pony was trying to avoid the others as much as possible. Celestia kept her eyes on the pony, as the pony moved from one spot to another. When the pony was closer, Celestia could see, a mare in this case, was wearing a dress that was quite long. Before she could study further the pony was already close to the door's edge and she opened up the doors and burst out running. Celestia kept an eye on the mare, but once she looked at her face, she recognized who it was.
“It’s… me,” she said as she watched herself move into the garden.
Her younger self had a smaller horn, normal wings and her mane was pink, not anyway similar to her own. She recognized the dress that she wore which was a burgundy color mixed with laces of fine blue linen. As the younger Celestia kept moving Celestia could see the tears streaming down her cheeks. Feeling compelled to follow, her wings took flight and observed her younger self as she went through the garden. As she soared above the garden, keeping watch over her younger self, memoires begin to flow back to like water. She was slowly remembering the past and the stage of what she had witness, but she knew she had to see this through. Her younger self soon stopped near the center of the garden, her body collapsing in front of the fountain. Celestia descended down, standing several feet away from her younger self. The younger Celestia lifted her head, looking at her reflection within the fountain. Celestia watched as her younger self shook her head and began to lift her wonderful dress. She kicked and she stretched, removing her dress from her body. Once finished she tossed the fabric to the side and she once again lay against the fountain and she began to whimper.
Celestia felt a shudder when she could hear her younger self begin to cry. In the back of her mind she wondered what this particular memory was important, and why her memories were screaming to her that it was special, and yet she could not fathom as to why. She took a few steps forward and knelt next to her younger self, watching her white coat, which shined nicely from the full moon above, rise up in down as she continued to weep. A few minutes passed, time passing by in her illusion of a dream, as the two Celestia’s remained where they were. Celestia looked into the fountain, seeing her reflection and that of her younger self. She waited with much patience, and wondering as to why her younger self was even doing here. As soon as she thought of it, a noise caught their attention. Celestia watched her younger self gasp and she lifted herself off the ground, ready to make her stand.
“Who’s there?” her younger self asked, but it was no more than a whisper. The small noise picked up again, and her ears turned to her right, where she saw a light near one the thickets Celestia watched as her younger self went forward, uncertainty was on her face, but also curiosity was displayed as well. As the two Celestia’s followed the noise, a voice could be heard behind the thicket. At the same time music was playing, sounding a lot like the orchestra from canterlot’s grand Theaters. Celestia walked closely behind the younger Celestia as the two stepped closer to the entrance of a small enclosure. Celestia stood a head taller than her younger self as she made a glance around the corner. Her younger self gasped, as Celestia followed and did the same.
“Discord,” Celestia said, as she watched a young version of him dancing and tuning a tune on a banjo. The younger Discord was filled with deeper color, his beard was much smaller and parts of animal body was youthful in appearance, the most notable was his left leg having spots of a young fawn. A few seconds pass and the young Discord continued to practice his banjo when her younger self spoke up.
“Hey!” she called, and the young Discord jumped.
“Gahh!” he cried, dropping his banjo and hurrying behind one of the trees. The younger Celestia also hid behind the bush, unsure as to proceed. For a moment nothing happened between the two, until the young Celestia’s curiosity got the better of her. Celestia watched as her younger self came forward into the enclosure, where high bushes surrounded them on all sides with a few wooden fences and the stone path in front of them. As her younger self moved forward the younger Discord was eyeing her.
“Who are you?” the younger Celestia asked, as he quickly hid behind the tree.
“Please, don’t hurt me,” the young Discord said, his voice sounding more childlike than what Celestia remembered. Her younger self stopped in her tracks and shook her head.
“I’m not going to hurt you,” she said, trying to ease the situation, but the young Discord remained where he was. Celestia watched as her younger self waited, hoping that the young version of Discord would come out from behind the bush.
“Why are you in the gardens?” the young Celestia asked, hoping to start a conversation. The young Discord turned, his long neck coming out from behind the tree, and slowly revealing himself to her.
“Well, it's the one place where no one can see me.” he said as the younger Celestia took a step forward.
“Why, does somepony want to hurt you? Please come on out.” she asked as the young Discord shook his head and shrunk his head back behind the tree.
“No, it’s not that, I… I just won’t be accepted.”
“Accepted?” she said as the young Discord popped right in front of her in a burst of magic, revealing himself to her, as the young Celestia took a few steps back and fell on her haunches as he spoke.
“Yes, look at me,” Discord said as he began to pose in every way and shape that was impossible for anypony to perform, “I’m a freak show, a miscreant, a creature made of chaos. What pony would want to even be near me, let alone be in my company?” he said as he stretched out his height until he looked more imposing to her. The younger Celestia simply cocked her head to the side and gave a small chuckle. Discord noticed this and looked rather baffled.
“Your not scared?” he said as she shook her head. The younger Discord began to scratch under his chin, unsure of how to respond, “Most ponies would shriek in fright if they saw me, they even become smaller and bundle up in a ball of fright, “he paused when he placed a claw on his belly, “Either that or I’m getting a little bigger. Tell me,” he said as he posed a side view, “from the side, do I look a little bigger?” he asked, as his belly suddenly extended out and hanged a little. The young Celestia began to laugh, placing a hoof up to her mouth. The young Discord gave a small smile and he quickly tucked his belly back to where it belong.
“So what are you exact?” the young Celestia asked as Discord took a step forward, the nervousness leaving him as he began to speak more to her.
“Well I am draconequus, if that makes any sense. Ever heard of one?” he said as he looked at the different body parts, bending his falcon like claw, twisting his fawn like leg, or even inspecting the different wings on his back.
“I’m afraid I never did,” she replied as he continued to check his body, even bending over backwards to see his back.
“That is true. I have been around since, well, a least a few good hundred years, but that doesn't stop me for having having fun.” He said as a part of his body twisted and he spun around and was staring right in front of her, “So tell me, why are you out here in the gardens then in that wild party that is taking place?” he asked, as he pointed a claw towards the castle. The younger Celestia looked the other way and her ears went down to the side.
“Well… I know I’m suppose to be there, but it’s just been so tiring,” she said as Discord listen intently.
“Go on,” he said, and quickly snapping his fingers. A sofa popped from under the younger Celestia and she was sitting comfortably on it, as he pulled up a chair out of thin air and sat down and pulled out a quill and paper.
“Well, my father expects me and my sister to one day rule and…”
“Ah, family issues I see,” Discord interrupted as the younger Celestia looked at him for a moment, before going to continue, only for a small drink to appear in front of her face.
“What’s this?” she asked as she seized it with her magic. She peered inside and saw it contained a brown liquid that steamed upward.
“I’m pretty sure this hasn't been invented, but I like to call it hot chocolate. It’s very delicious.” Discord said as Celestia took a small sip. Her eyes widened and a smile crept up her lips as she took her time drinking in the steamy beverage.
“It’s delicious!” she exclaimed as she continued to drink it down.
“Glad you enjoyed it,” Discord said, as he continued to write on the parchment, “you can go on when you're ready.” he said as the young Celestia took another tender sip before continuing.
“I lived for a long time, and many ponies expect of me to be a leader. Yet, every time I feel like I do so much, they expect more from me. It taxes to know end. Meeting important ponies, writing off speeches, designating a guard,” She sighed as she settled her drink to the side and sat up from her seat, her wings drooping a little to the side, “I just wished that things weren’t so complicated when it comes to ruling.” she explained as Discord came forward.
“I can see what the problem is,” Discord said a he stood in front of her.
“And that is?” she replied, as she looked up to see that he was beaming at her.
“That you need to relax.” he simply put it as he gave a quick chuckle and taking a few steps back to grab his banjo off the ground. The young Celestia guffawed at his statement and stood up from her spot.
“And what would relaxation do to ease this troubled heart?” she asked, as Discord began to tune his instrument. After a few careful turnings and a pluck on the strings, which strangely continue to give off a violin and a drum, he turned to her with a cheeky grin.
“Well we all need some down time now and then. When life gets so overwhelming, it’s always best to unwind and to take some time off for yourself,” he explained, as the younger Celestia stared at him with a mix of intrigue and skepticism. Discord smile never wavered as he took a few steps back and turned to a flower bed nearby, “Would you like to hear what I’ve been working on?” he asked as the younger Celestia looked at him and back to his banjo before giving a small nod.
“Then let's begin,” he said as he waved his claw forward and several flower beds were uprooted and placed in the center of them. The younger Celestia watched in wonder at what was unfolding, as the current Celestia watched as her memory continued to play out. Unbeknownst to her, the current Discord, who had been watching the whole show from the side, had came forward and stood right beside her. Yet, not wanting to turn to see him, she observed the scene before her, as their younger selves played out before them. The younger Discord casually placed the banjo to his cheek, brought a bow from out of nowhere, and gentle strung it out. The noise that came forth were that of an orchestra, the same notes that were being played earlier. The young Discord then turned and gave a quick pose.
“You’ll love this,” he said as he suddenly shrunk to the size of one of the flowers, and the young Celestia looked down in awe of what transpired.
Discord began to play on the banjo, the bow moved at a wild pace, but the music that came forth was that of a live orchestra.
A dozen of so flowers came into the a line and began to jump several times. The line of flowers danced in sequence, never missing the beat, as the miniature Discord lead the way. The first line of flowers jumped, and next line of flowers came forward, all dancing in motion and moving to the beat. Discord continued to dance, blaring the bow onto the banjo and the orchestra music continued to burst out in all of its glory. The young Celestia was enthralled as the the rows of flowers split off, and more appeared in the same spot as before. A smile spread on her face as she watched the lines upon lines of flowers, danced in twists and turns, kicking their vine and leaf like legs into the air.
It was truly a magical spectacle.
“I remember this,” Celestia said softly, her eyes opening up in realization as the memories flooded to the forefront of her mind.
“It was one of my fondest memories,” Discord said, as Celestia cast a quick glance to him, only to quickly look back as the younger Discord was finishing his tune.
The young, miniature Discord, was now in the center of the flowers dance, as flowers began to dance in pairs. They spun, they jumped, they danced in circles and the young Celestia was laughing, genuinely she was delighted at the small performance that played out before her. The miniature Discord soon spun several more times, the strings of the banjo zinging out in repeating tones, and finished with a outward pose and the music echoing off around him. As he finished the flowers that danced around him jumped behind him and formed back into the flower bed, but still resembled dancers poses.
The young Celestia clapped her hooves, laughing in a way that surprised the current Celestia, like something refreshing that was so needed in the wake of the tedious tasks before her. As the young Celestia finished her snickering and giggles, and taking a quick breath, she gave the tiny Discord a smile.
“Oh that was wonderful, thank you for that performance,” she said as the miniature Discord grew back to his normal size and he gave a humble bow.
“It was nothing, my dear,” he said as the young Celestia beamed.
“My name is Celestia by the way, what is your name?” she asked with a offered hoof, to which the young Discord gave a toothy smile.
“My name is Discord, it’s a pleasure to meet you my dear.” he said as he took her hoof and gave a small kiss on the top.
As Celestia watched the scene before her she felt an arm wrapped around her neck, and she was pulled closely towards Discord. She looked up, and he looked down with a calm and caring smile. She couldn’t quiet tell, but she thought she noticed a twinkle in his eye before he finally spoke, the very thing that she had long forgotten, now remembered.
“Happy Anniversary, Tia.” he said, as the world around her dispersed in a wave of light.
***
“Alright everypony, one more time!” Shining Armor yelled out as his guard held onto a large stone pillar. Twelve of his guards including his sister and her friends, excluding Fluttershy who didn’t want to hurt the door Discord, and Rarity, who didn’t want to chip her hoof on the stone,, were ready to make the next charge. He turned to the door and motioned his hoof forward.
“Charge!” he ordered, as the column of ponies rushed forth and smacked straight into the door with a resounding thwack. Everypony rebounded and they all took a step back, as a bruised face Discord remained defiantly standing.
“That really hurt,” Discord said as he spat out a wooden tooth. Shining Armor glared at him as he snorted in frustration.
“Hurt is cutting it mildly for you,” he said as he waved a hoof to their surroundings, “I have guards stuck in the wall,” he pointed at the guards still embedded into the stone, “I have guards stuck in the roof,” he pointed at the roof where thestral guards are trying to remove several pegasi guards who were stuck in sap,” and you humiliated our title as Royal Guard by name and by duty.”
“You guards don’t mount up to anything really, except for looking like statues and swooning the mares,” Discord said with a cheeky grin, only for Shining Armor gnashed his teeth.
“I have had it with you! Everypony,” he yelled, as he went forward and wrapped a hoof around the front of the pillar, “We go on three!” he proclaimed as his tired guard shouted out like a clarion call, expect he did hear a few groan and whimper in complaint.
“We shall not let him disgrace our name!” Major Armstrong declared as the other guards redoubled their cries, and clenching onto the pillar ever tighter. Discord gave an uneasy glance to Fluttershy nearby, who could not bare to look at him being beaten up, before looking back at the guards, a few already digging their hooves and ready to make their charge.
“Can we talk about this? My time is nearing it’s end here, so you don't have to be so-”
“One!” Shining Armor called out as the guards readied themselves. Twilight herself turned to her friends and all nodded to rush with them.
“Now hold on, this shouldn’t be necessary,” Discord said, but his words fell on deaf ears.
“Two!” Shining Armor yelled, just as Discord began to turn his head to see a clock nearby, and a look of relief was etched on his face.
“Finally!” he cheered out in joy as his body began to disappear.
“Three!” Shining Armor and his guards charged forward, their sole intent in breaking down the door that is Discord. However, before they realized it, Discord’s body disappeared and the door swing outward towards the garden. Everypony's momentum carried them through the door and into the open garden. Once Shining Armor, first to exit out with the pillar, saw Princess Celestia with Discord he abruptly stopped. However, when he tried to stop the others behind him buckled. Everypony was thrown off their momentum and they fell over themselves, everything turning slow motion as he moved.. One guard screamed like a filly, another was propelled in the air in front of him, and he somehow saw Pinkie Pie flying with a small bag of food in her hooves. He hit the ground hard as several of his guards were thrown on him, and he even heard his sister and her friends cry out as they to were sent off into the bushes or fell on top of his guards. In the end it was a mess of tangled bodies and hooves that clattered in front of the two deities.
“Oh, is everypony alright,” Rarity said as she tried to help both a nearby guard and Rainbow Dash off the ground.
“That was fun! Let's do that again!” Pinkie Pie gleefully stated, only for some of the guards around her to look at her with a unusual look.
“I’d rather not, I already have enough trouble for today as it is,” Major Armstrong said as he dusted himself off as he offered a hoof to Applejack.
“I think, I might be in trouble,” Flash Sentry in a muffled voice, which caused Twilight to gasp in surprise.
“Gah! I’m sorry!” she said with a blush, as she stood up off his face, allowing the corporal to take a breather and looking beat red.
“ Is everypony okay? We have to get to… Princess Celestia!” Shining Armor blurted out as everypony looked at the princess, only to stare at her in dumbfounded expressions.
Discord and Celestia were hugging.
“Oh Discord,” Fluttershy said, as she flew in with both Princess Luna and Princess Cadence, “was Celestia the friend you were talking about earlier?” she asked, with the ever curious nature. Discord looked at her and gave a soft smile and nodded.
“Indeed, she is.” he said as Celestia parted, a wide smile was spread on her face.
“Are you hurt Celestia? Did Discord do anything-” he began to say as he was cut off with a wave of her hoof.
“Everything is fine, Shining Armor,” she said, her voice sounding humble and even relief, “ I wish to issue a command.” She said as Shining Armor quickly stood at attention, almost ignoring the guards that are still sprawled around him. He did had to keep his dignity intact.
“What is it Celestia, do you wish for me to apprehend Discord?” He said, standing as dignified as the proud Captain of the Royal guard would.
“Take the day off,”
“Yes Princess Celestia, I will promptly,” Shining Armor paused in mis speech to stare at he in astonishment. After a moment of silence he sputtered out, “what?”, looking a bit flummoxed by her proposal.
“Yes, take the day off. Also, send for my secretary and rearrange the schedules for tomorrow morning. I’ll be there to formally apologize for the delayed events.” she said as she laid upon the grass, while Discord brought out a small banjo from whatever existence he placed it in.
“But ah Princess Celestia,” Shining armor stated, trying to get his bearings, “You were just kidnapped, and yet you are completely fine. I don’t understand.” Shining Armor said as Celestia gave a sympathetic smile.
“It seems that you might need a longer time to digest of the things that has happened. How about two weeks of vacation to Manehattan?” she asked and Shining Armor shook his head.
“Princess Celestia I must protest.”
“Four weeks then, I can pay for your travel expenses and you can visit Baltimare and Las Pegasus as well. Would that be suitable Captain?” she added as Shining Armor gritted his teeth and was ready to lose his wits, when Cadence intervened.
“This is a most generous gift, Princess Celestia. Shining Armor and I will be happy to receive it. Besides,” she looked at Shining Armor and turned his head to face her, “it would be considered rude to not accept her offer.” she said as Shining Armor made a face of bewilderment, his mouth gaping several times like a fish before finally exasperating in defeat. He gestured his head and the guards began to disperse and clear up the mess around them, though some of his guards were carried from the sheer exhaustion from today’s events.
“So Celestia, do you wish for me to play your favorite, my dear?” he asked, as he plucked the strings, and a familiar orchestra began to play on each of the tunes. Celestia smiled and happily nodded.
“I would be thrilled for you to play that song, it is our anniversary after all.” she said as Discord began to play upon the banjo and more of the orchestra notes emanated outward. As he did this Twilight and her friends went to speak with Celestia, but Princess Luna intervened by placing a wing in front of them.
“Tis best that we give them their space. They have much to catch up on.” she said with a small smile. Twilight went to object before glancing at the Celestia and Discord. The two were happily content with each other and, although she couldn’t understand as to the whole situation, she was glad that Celestia was safe and in good spirits. After sorting themselves everypony had left the gardens, leaving the two to themselves. As Twilight and the gang all went to leave, she spotted Fluttershy who was rubbing a hoof across her face, and noticed that she was crying.
“Fluttershy, are you alright?” she asked as Fluttershy looked at her with a teary smile.
“I’m okay, I’m just glad that Discord has found his old friend.”
