"It's just that, Everypony, sometimes the brain can do amazing things... When trying to figure out who my parents were, I went into deep depression, now, I would like to show you what this is... It is a type of disorder, Called...
Stay strong, no time to grow weak.
"Yeah, Twilight! That is where that book goes!" Spike said, not even a think and he somehow knew that!
"Thanks, Spike. Now, to control your personality," Twilight stopped as Spike twitched at that word.
"Sorry, Twi, go on." Spike said
"Anyway, I do not want you to disturb me, I am studying a Gem, the type you eat." Twilight said, Spike stuck his tongue out and moaned in pleasure of hearing that statement.
"But, you must stay away when I am studying this, I have never seen a gem like this before." Twilight said, Spike nodded, his tongue still sticking out.
"I feel like reading a book I have never read before" Spike said, He didn't even need to think, again, he did wanted to.
"Thats good, keep the place a beet quiet." Twilight said. Spike nodded. He went to a bookshelf, and picked up a random book.
"Disorders, eh? Never seen this before, might as well read it." Spike said He opened the front cover, each page had a different disorder. He decided he would close his eyes, and open a random one. He done it, first one.
"Coagulopathy, Sounds complicated. I wonder what it is." After Spike read it, he was shocked
"That cannot be possible... next one!" Spike said, he closed his eyes, and picked another one.
"Sexual Disfunct...... EWW EWW NEXT DISORDER, NEXT DISORDER! He done the same thing again and again.
"Ok, this is boring, I might aswell do another one." Spike said, he done the exact same things.
"Dissociative identity disorder, Well that just rolls off the tongue! Doesn't it! Lets see..." After spike read it, he was shocked...
"How is that possible to?!" Spike thought to himself.
"Spikeee! Come down here!" Twilight shouted. Spike ran down.
"You can eat the gem if you like, some measly Dragon has Breathed fire onto it..." Twilight said. Without thinking, Spike grabbed the delicious green looking gem, and ate it.
"Wait! Forgot to share with him! Sorry!" Spike said, Twilight looked confused.
"Him?" Twilight said, she looked confused.
"I have no idea where that came from." Spike said.
"Anyway, I will be going over to Raritys soon, you need your clothes for winter." Twilight said.
"Sure." Spike Said.
Your confusing. Man, Left or right, start choosing!
"What was that?" Spike said to himself, he stayed still, looking around.
I'm in here.....
"What do you mean 'in here'?" Spike shouted.
Don't shout, listen, come in.
"I don't get it!" Spike shouted.
You will, soon. Spike stood with his feet to the ground, he couldn't hear the voice from the outside, only from the inside. Spike shook his head. The door started opening. It was Rainbow Dash
"Hey Spike, have you seen Twilight?" Rainbow Dash asked Spike.
"Yeah, she is at Raritys." Spike answered.
"Alright, I just wanted to know where she was, does she have the new Daring Do book?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Sure it is over there beside the rest." Spike answered. Dash, with no thinking, ran over to the bookshelf and took it.
"Dat Ass..." Spike thought to himself.
"Wait... What am I THINKING?" Spike thought to himself. Rainbow Dash walked back.
"This week is gonna be awesome! I am about to read the newest Daring Do book! And then, I'm going to see the Wonderbolts! You will tell Twilight that I borrowed the book, right?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Sure thing, babe!" Spike answered winking.
"Wait.... What do you mean." Rainbow Dash asked.
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! A Babe is a baby pig!" Spike laughed.
"Thats a good one! I gotta try that some day to some colt." Rainbow Dash said.
"So... wait, you called me a baby pig?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Nah." Spike answered.
"Spike is actually nice to talk to. Maybe I should stop ignoring him." Rainbow Dash thought.
"Well, I better go now, talk to you later 'babe' " Rainbow Dash laughed.
"Yeah, see ya." Spike answered.
Go On, take your shot!
"Seriously, stop bugging me whoever you are." Spike answered.
Forget the sunrise, beat the sleepiness in your eyes and take your shot!
"What do you mean 'take your shot'?" Spike asked.
With Rainbow Dash! You and her never seem to talk t"o each other that much
"NO! Definetly no! She probably loves Soarin' from the Wonderbolts!" Spike answered
I know her more than you know yourself. She thinks your nice, infact, right now, she is thinking about taking you out on a date.
"Are you serious?" Spike asked
No, Im playing with you, Of course I am!
"Well, that is something surprising, How can you be so sure though?" Spike asked.
Get In here! From that moment, the voice inside Spikes head pulled him in.
"Where...Where am I?" Spike asked.
"Your inside your brain." The voice answered.
"What do you mean?" Spike asked.
"You have, what you read." The voice, yet again, answered.
"You... have what you read? That thing!" Spike said, he finally got it.
"Yes yes, that thing is Dissociative Identity Disorder." He replied.
"Really?" Spike asked.
"Yes, I am your second personality. Call me Flint." Flint answered.
"Flint... Sounds nice. But, how did this happen?" Spike asked.
"When you wondered who your parents were, you went into deep depression, The body couldn't take the pain. So it created me. So that it could feel less pain." Flint replied
"So, your the one telling me these thing?" Spike asked.
"Correct. Try and think of someone you know, and then you will know what there thinking." Flint replied. Spike Thought of Rainbow Dash, she was thinking about him and reading Daring Do.
"Woah, Rainbow Dash does love me!" Spike shouted.
"Dont shout, it makes your brain weak." Flint said,
"Well, this is awkward, I love Rarity." Spike said.
"Nah, dont worrie about it. Rarity cant get down low." Flint said
"Thats coo.... Wait... What?!" Spike said.
"I know what your thinking, remember." Flint said.
"Embarrassing, So what your telling me is,I should move from Rarity to Rainbow Dash?" Spike asked.
"Correct. Trust me, you and Rainbow Dash have quite the same Personality." Flint said. Spike looked at him with a weird face.
"Nono, Not like me and you, just you. Rarity is all about fashion, if you and Rarity got married, trust me, all she would worrie about is clothes and clothes." Flint said.
"True." Spike said.
"You have to go now, Twilight is coming back." Flint said.
"Can't you go? I want to study this." Spike said.
"I don't know, I have never went into the real world." Flint said.
"You will like it! Now go!" Spike sure.
"Fine." Flint said. Sooner or later, there was less light in the brain.
"Guess the more personality, the more light. Who cares, I wanna study this" Spike said.
Writting Listening to Adam Lambert - Never close our Eyes and Tinchy Stryder - Your not alone.
Flint looked around, he had never been in the real world, Only inside Spike's brain. His first Priority, was to get Rainbow Dash. Twilight opened the door.
"Hello Spike, I got your clothes." Twilight said, trotting to him
"Nice, May I wear them?" Flint asked.
"Of course." Twilight asked. Twilight handed them to him. Flint put them on.
"Thanks, Im going to go outside n-n-now" Flint said.
"Um, sure, are you in a hurry?" Twilight asked.
"A HUGE ONE" Flint shouted, he ran out the door. He looked around, Flint saw Rainbow Dash sitting in a tree reading the new Daring Do book, DAT ASS (Just kidding, but she is reading Daring Do) Flint ran over to her.
"Hey there Rainbow Dash!" Flint said.
"Oh, Hello Spike." Rainbow Dash said.
"So, Heard you want me on A date, eh?" Flint said.
"Yeah... Wait What! How do you know? Rainbow Dash said.
"I dunno, I was just joking..." Flint said, trying to lie. But Rainbow Dash wouldn't know that.
"This is awkward..." Rainbow Dash said.
"It isn't when I want to go on a date with you to." Flint said. Rainbow Dash stared at him.
"R-R-R-Really?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Yeah! I think we both have the same Personality, Sometimes we gotta open our eyes," Flint said
"Yeah, we kinda do." Rainbow Dash agreed.
"So, Yeah, if you were going to ask me, I would like to date you." Flint said.
"And, maybe I would like to... Wait... what are you doing?" Rainbow Dash asked. Flint started to shake around. then just stood straight up.
"Wait what... Oh, Hello. You were saying?" Spike asked (Notice how it ain't FLINT Anymore?)
"I was saying this is great. How about we meet at my house at 7pm?" Rainbow Dash said.
"Do I have wings?" Spike asked sarcastically.
"Oh yeah, how about... um... Sugar Cube Corner, outside of it, not inside." Rainbow Dash replied.
"S-S-Sure." Spike answered. He smiled. This was his first time he was feeling loved. Cum.
What Did I say you sexy beast? Flint said.
"Huh, Wait what?" Spike said.
Uh-Uh Nothing! Nothing at all, so, you liking how Rainbow Dash is now yours, and your Rainbow Dash's?Flint confusingly said, probably epileptic.
"I don't know, I do feel like the best thing in the world, that could be a bad thing." Spike said.
Like you want to take over the world? Flint replied.
"I don't really care, as long as you give me more time to study.
Money. Flint said.
"What about it?" Spike asked.
"When you go out with Rainbow Dash, she will need some,when you do, something you will always wanted will happen. Remember, if we had our way, we would never close our eyes." Flint said.
"Ok, where are you getting all these speech quotes?" Spike asked.
I suggest you shut up, there are pony's looking at you. Flint said chuckling. Spike looked around. All the pony's around him looked at him wierdly.
"Yep, this will take a while to get used to." He thought to himself.
"I can hear your thoughts..." Flint said. Spike just then started walking.
It was 7PM, Spike started putting his winter cloths on, Twilight seen him.
"Uh... Spike, what are you doing?" Twilight asked.
" Oh yeah, I was going to ask you, Can I go out tonight? I promise I will be back before tommorow, And i will be ok!" Spike asked and pleaded.
"Oh, fine. You better keep your promise though." Twilight replied.
"I will!" Spike shouted he ran out the door, he looked around, then ran to sugar cube corner. A few moments of running, he was there, Rainbow Dash smiled and walked over to him.
"Look at you! Exhausted, I could go anywhere in an instant!" Rainbow Dash bragged. Spike sighed.
"So, where are we going to go?" Spike asked.
"The best restaurant in Ponyvillie, I booked it so, yeah." Rainbow Dash said.
"Alrighty then, lets go." Spike said. He felt happy with Rainbow Dash.
"Well then, hop on" Rainbow Dash said.
"You mean, on your back?" Spike asked.
"NO, ON MY EYE, Of Course my back, so we can get there faster." Rainbow Dash said, laughing at his stupidity. Spike rolled his eye's and hopped on. Rainbow Dash then leaped into the air and started flying. Spike then quickly fell back, he then started holding onto Rainbow Dash's tail (Yes, thats how far he went back, semen.) And in no time, they were both at the restaurant.
Rainbow Dash and Spike both wiped there mouths as they had finished there meal, Rainbow Dash paid the human being used as a slave for Equestria and walked out.
"Hop onto my back again, I wanna take you somewhere cool." Rainbow Dash said.
"Where is that, nothing is more cooler than you." Spike said smiling, Rainbow Dash smiled back.
"Thanks, but i'm being serious, hop on." Rainbow Dash said, Spike hopped on again, And Rainbow Dash flew into the sky's. When she stopped, they were infront of Rainbow Dash's house.
"Go on, Walk in." Rainbow Dash said, licking her lips.
"So, what are we doing now.?" Spike asked Rainbow Dash.
"I wanna show you around." Rainbow Dash said, she then smiled, Spike smiled back.
"I would love to." Spike said, he looked out a window before going with Rainbow Dash, The dark sky made the clouds look very cool.
"Alright, Im ready." Spike said, Rainbow Dash put her hoove beside his hand, he then held on to it.
Rainbow Dash finally finished her tour around her house. Spike was amazed at her trophies. And everything else.
"You don't know how much I love the wonderbolts. No-No offense." Rainbow Dash said.
"Them?" Spike asked. Rainbow Dash sighed, and took him to her bed.
"Yeah, the pegasus team, you wouldn't know much about them so..." Rainbow began, rolling onto her back to stare at the dragon's back upside down. "Their awesome, you're missing out." Rainbow Dash said.
"I know about them." Spike cut her off, turning his head around with a puzzled look plastered on his face. "I mean... I'm a fan of them after all." Spike said, there was a long silence
"At least we have something in common." Rainbow Dash said, smiling. Spike then went onto his back. Rainbow Dash looked at him, he was smiling. She wanted him to be smiling so much he wanted more. That is when she went onto his belly, and then went down to his Penis.
"R-R-Rainbow Dash, What are you doing?" Spike asked.
"Gonna make you feel like you rule the world." Rainbow Dash said. She started licking it to give him a boner, then, when he did, His penis was so huge.
YES FELLAS! FIRST EVER RAINBOWSPIKE CLOP! DO WANT!
Sorry, have to end the chapter.
MESSAGE TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE UN-TICKED MATURE CLICK IT! UNLESS YOU WILL NEVER SEE THIS STORY AGAIN!
~~~Matthew+Jim~~~
Authors Notes on: Stay strong, no time to grow weak. (5th Jul)
My Name Is Jim, As from the story, you read the Spike Has D.I.D./Dissociative Identity Disorder.
So Do I. He calls himself Matthew.
We are mainly best friends.
This is also where I get to blog about my life.
Anyway. First I will let Jim/Me type then Matthew. So I will go first.
Jim: Matthew is nice. If you read about the disorder it is said the other personality wants to KILL the host. Matthew actually helps me in life. FAV PONY : SPIKE
;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O
SPIKE?!?!!? HE AINT A PONY
HE IS NOW
Oh, Ok, Sorry.
Matthew: I dont know what to say, I seen all of those favs. Thanks guys!
I sometimes help the chapters.
Fav Pony: RainbowDash
SEE THE PATTERN?
Sexy. Shut up Jim. No you. Stop editing the Chapter, no you, no you OMFG JIM ITS GONNA BE TO LONG! Fine.
Sexy. Shut up Jim. No you. Stop editing the Chapter, no you, no you OMFG JIM ITS GONNA BE TO LONG! Fine.
Rainbow Dash looked at how huge Spike's penis was.
Told ya Flint said. Rainbow Dash put her mouth on the head of the penis. Spike looked at her, she then stuck her mouth inside his penis, sucking it and going up and down at the same time, Spike found this really enjoyable, he was in so much pleasure, and Flint found this good aswell, as he could feel it aswell. Rainbow Dash made her tongue go around the sides, this made Spike feel ticklish. Rainbow Dash couldn't fit her whole mouth into his penis, it was just to big. She then decided to stretch her tongue to the parts her mouth couldn't get to. Spike knew that Rainbow Dash was awesome, but now, he couldn't stop thinking about her, he felt so good.
It had been 10 minutes now and Spike started getting rough on Rainbow Dash, she couldn't fit her whole mouth into his penis, Spike started moving her head up and down really fast, without giving her a break. Spike then stopped as he started getting a feeling in his penis.
"Rainbow Dash.... Something is happening..." Spike said Rainbow Dash finally brung her head out and directed his penis onto her face, Spike finally blew his load onto Rainbow Dash,
Tell her to lie down, then start licking her vagina. Flint replied.
"Hey Rainbow Dash, lie down." Spike said, Rainbow Dash done what he said, Spike then layed his mouth over her Vagina, the breathed tickled Rainbow Dash's vagina, and made her laugh. Spike then started licking inside of it. Rainbow Dash screaming when Spike started doing it. Her wings went fully erect.
Ignore that, she is having fun, try and stick your nose in aswell Flint said to Spike. Spike then tried to fit his nose inside of her vagina, with a few wriggles, his nose fitted in. Spike smelled inside of it while licking around, he wanted everything that tasted good in her birth canal, the smell in her vagina was so strong, and Spike liked it. Rainbow Dash couldn't stop screaming in pleasure, it was so fun for her to feel her vagina being licked around in, she liked it so much, she wrapped her legs around Spikes face and started humping him inside. Spike then enjoyed this as he got in and out with his full nose and tongue in her vagina.
Rainbow Dash soon started moving all her hooves about as she had an orgasm, Spike then took his face out of her vagina and licked the cum off her vagina, his Boner was still hanging out.
"One thing left to do." Rainbow Dash said.
"Lie down on your back Spike." Rainbow Dash said, He did as Rainbow Dash told him, his boner sticking straight up into the air. Rainbow Dash then stood in between Spike's long penis (Yum) And went down until the tip was in her vagina, with her fully erect wings, she went straight down, Spike's penis finally fitting, Rainbow Dash then started moving up and down, letting Spike's penis penetrate her. His member was so warm inside her vagina, Spike kept on pumping at Rainbow Dash.
Spike has put Rainbow Dash in a position where she cant escape, he was going so fast, and powerful. He felt a rush coming from his Penis again.
"Spike... Im gonna cum!" Rainbow Dash shouted, and when she said that Rainbow Dash started screaming in pleasure as she had her orgasm, and Spike had his orgasm inside of her. They both then laid on the bed, really relaxed, exhaling.
You do realize what you have done? Flint said.
"What?" Spike thought.
We have two personalty's, remember? I have the same DNA. Flint replied
"So?" Spike thought.
You will see Flint replied. Rainbow Dash looked at Spike.
"This was the best day ever." Rainbow Dash said.
"The best day was when I meet you!" Spike replied.
"Awww." Rainbow Dash said. They both went under the covers in the bed and went to sleep.
It was morning, the sun was shining, Flint was the body this time, Rainbow Dash was waiting for him.
"I gotta take you back to Twilights, Last night sure was fun though." Rainbow Dash said.
"I agree, now lets go!" Flint said. He walked behind Rainbow Dash waiting to jump on her back so she can fly him down.
"Hop on." Rainbow Dash said, Spike jumped on and Rainbow Dash started flying down. Soon they hit land.
"There ya go bud, have a nice trip back to Twilights!" Rainbow Dash said. Flint nodded, Rainbow Dash flew off. As Flint walked back to Twilight's house,he started singing a song he got in his head. He repeated it over and over. It sounded really addictive to listen to.
"Back there, let break it off, let me take it off, This is for the pony that can get down low, the whole world gonna see you go! Bass coming out so hard! Your gonna make me feel so good, yeah yeah yeah like a Equestria Pony." Flint kept on repeating, he then came face to face with Twilight's house, he then walked in.
"Spike... Where have you been?" Twilight asked
"Uh.... I slept over at Rainbow Dash's house." Flint said.
"You did promise." Twilight said.
"I know, And Im sorry, what have you been up to?" Flint asked.
"Nothing, Applejack wants you to help her buck some Apple trees, we will all be there.
"Sounds awesome! A good time to announce something to all the ponys!" Flint said, smiling.
"Oh, and what shall this be?!" Twilight asked
"Something you pony's have never heard of in your life, but you might of." Flint said.
"Well, I can't wait to hear what this is." Twilight said, putting a book away. Flint then got an idea in his head, instead of showing it NOT Only to Equestria, also to the World!
Authors Nots On NEVER CLOSE OUR EYEZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sorry Guys, Me and my other Personality were away On holiday and some girls were like (Do us and we will give you money) I was like K. I (we) Went into the room. They took all the money out of my wallet D';. Im BIII... Ok lets not get into detail.
Anyway, I went a job on the Bar there for 3 days and earned the money back (THEY PAY FUCKING $50 PER DAY) So yeah.
In the end, We had no internet. Lul.
SOZ FOR SEX, BUT I WUZ ALL LIKE
(Lol I wanna do something no one has done before [NO NOT CLOP])
You will see.
Anyway, Found out I got banned from Xbox Live cuz I had the wword BITCH In my Bio.
TrollClop coming soon, Thanks Alphex for the idea Link: alphex
502 BAD GATEWAY IS A BITCH :@
Anyway, me and Matthew are Auditioning for My Little Parody Friendship with Benefits is Magic. AKA: MLP FWBIM
It has Clop. Drugs and Gory Violance. (According to the vid.)
I am gonna apply for Spike, if i dont get in im fucked cuz all the other males are taken.
