A Hands On Experience (but with hooves)
Shining Armor walked into the hall of the crystal castle, sighing. His love life had gotten boring. His little sister, Twilight Sparkle, had taken his baby daughter, Flurry Heart, to stay with her in Ponyville. Twilight didn't mind, because she and her friends would take care of her and play with her, or try. He laughed, thinking back to the Crystalling, and Pinkie Pie getting drug around by his daughter's amazingly strong wings and picked up by her incredibly powerful magic. But as the thought left him, he again hung his head.
"What am I supposed to do?" he thought to himself. "It's not like we can just try anything new..."
Shining was strong and courageous. And he was captain of the Royal Guard. He was smart, but he was just under a lot of stress. But, those thoughts aside, he continued to saunter down the hallways, in almost a drunken, depressed stupor.
Meanwhile, in another room in the castle
Cadance was sitting in a crystal bath from the crystal hotsprings, relaxing, letting the steamy water soak away her issues and insecurities, when a thought crossed her mind.
"Shiny and I haven't really had fun in a while, what with the Crystalling, the baby, Crystal Empire business, trade, summits, conferences..."
She let out a long, depressed sigh.
"If only there was a way we could spice things up a bit..."
Then it hit her.
She finished her bath, got out, toweled off and went right to their bedroom. She laid out her old school filly uniform from high school and grinned.
"Now, we wait." She said with a smirk
Shining descended upon their bedroom and opened the door, to find Cadance sitting on their bed, wearing her old uniform, but the back was hiked up just so he could see the pink, tight panties she was wearing. His jaw hit the floor!
"H-h-h-honey, w-w-what are you wearing?"
She looked at him with seductive eyes and said,
"Honey, I'm doing this because every couple needs a little excitement now and then."
He looked at Cadance with a grin and said,
"Well, you've got me excited!"
Shining Armor then looked down and said,
"I'm sorry I haven't been as spicy as I usually am, it’s just with all of these guard shifts and caring for the baby, I come home and find you asleep, so I don't want to wake you, so I just go to sleep."
He hung his head and let out a depressed moan.
"Shiny, darling, why don't we have a makeup exam and that way we can...'get our grades up'?"
It was like he did a 180 degree turn and said,
"Class is in session! Where should we start, ma'am?"
She walked over to him, sat on his lap and said,
"Will this help my grade on the test at all?"
Shining couldn't believe it! She was giving him a lap dance!
She grinded and swayed her hips seductively around and over his member, her tail swishing from side to side, her mare hood glistening.
After the lap dance, he finished taking off all of his armor and climbed into bed, but then got back out and sat in the chair he was previously in.
"Come here, Miss Cadenza. Over my knee for not finishing your assignment on time."
She looked into his eyes and said,
"But Mister Armor, what assignment was that?"
He grinned a sly grin and said
"Your anatomy assignment."
She meekly skipped over and laid across her husband's knee and said,
"But Mister Armor, I've always been a good girl, haven't I? I promise I'll make it up to you!"
His smile seemed to get wider.
"Miss Cadenza, you've been a naughty filly, and naughty fillies get punished. Now count while I commence your punishment."
SMACK!
The room seemed to echo the sound.
SMACK!
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SMACK!
After about 20 or so more of these, Cadance's bottom seemed to turn a darker shade of pink than her fur was. Shining's stallionhood began to rise. Here he was, captain of the Royal Guard, spanking the Princess of Love, also known as his wife, like some school filly, and he was loving every bit of it.
Cadance began to cry a fake sob and asked,
"M-m-m-mister Armor, I'm sorry I was a b-b-bad filly...c-c-can I be excused?"
He cradled his wife in his arms and said,
"Oh, I suppose you've had enough. I guess we can let it slide. But don't let it happen again, little filly."
She looked at him with hungry eyes and said,
"Oh, I promise I won't, Mister Armor."
Cadance looked down and noticed that her husband was 'rising'. She began to play with her husband's stallionhood until it was rock hard. She then asked,
"Is that a pointer stick Mister Armor? Please can I use it? Please?"
He looked at her with all of the 'teacherly' expression that he could muster and said,
"Well, I don't know Miss Cadenza. This pointer stick is not like others. It needs to be handled gently and with care. Do you think you can handle that, Miss Cadenza?"
She giggled at him and said, again in her mock school filly voice,
"Oh, I'll try Mister Armor, really I will. I promise."
A blinding flash of light hit the room and Twilight stood there and was about to ask Shining and Cadance a question about the baby, but saw them sitting there both wet with passion.
Cadance covered herself up and looked sheepishly at her sister-in-law. Her and Twilight's 'Sunshine, Sunshine' chant was randomly running through her head for some reason.
"TWILY!!! Let us know before you're coming!" Shining Armor yelled in shock.
"Ummmm... it looks like you two have already done enough of that...I'm just gonna go..."
Cadance looked at him, horrified and said,
"When we're having our 'fun', we should make this room teleport proof, too."
Shining looked at her and nodded.
Twilight always remembered to check before teleporting from that day on.