Pinkie Thinks She's Doctor Eggman

by Mister Phoenix

First published

After Pinkie hears the E.G.G.M.A.N song from Sonic Adventure 2. She starts acting like Doctor Eggman, much too Rainbow's and Twilight's disliking.

After hearing the catchy song, E.G.G.M.A.N; Pinkie Pie dresses like the greatest video game villain of all time. Doctor Eggman, she is the Eggmare that what she is, trying to destroy the blue pegaus, she's an obstacle that always gets in her way.

She Is The Eggmare, That What She Is.

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Pinkie sat with a smile watching the ending of the game she just completed Sonic Adventure 2. The characters remind her of all her friends; Sonic being Rainbow, Tails being Twilight, Knuckles being Applejack.

Pinkie couldn't help but think, who she was in the characters. Into a catchy song know simply E.G.G.M.A.N came on. Pinkie rock her head back and forth to the lyrics.

"Yes, now I know what to do. I'll take over Ponyville to build Egg - wait. Pinkieland, no pony can stop me" Pinkie said before she started laughing.

The pink mare kept on laughing and laughing before she let out a few coughs.

Outside Rainbow flew over to Twilight reading in the park, the cyan mare landed next to her with a smile.

"Hey Twi' have you seen Pinkie around?" Rainbow asked, causing the study heavenly unicorn to look at her.

"No, why?" Twilight wondered, with Rainbow giving herself a face hoof.

Pinkie sat in a hover car wearing a red coat with yellow buttons with blue glasses holding most of her mane looking like a mustache. Twilight rolled her eyes at the site of her pink friend.

"Hoo, hello Dashie and Twi-Twi I Eggmare, will destroy Ponyville and build Pinkieland. A hour long level, forcing Dashie to turn into a Werepony!" Pinkie said, letting out laughter before flying away.

"Twilight?" Rainbow asked, looking at her friend.

"I seen this before-" Twilight started


"Pinkie thinks she Doctor Eggman!" Twilight stated, when the two got to her castle.

Rainbow gave the purple alicorn a blank stare.

"Did you really have to take me all the way here, just to finish your sentence?" Rainbow question

Twilight smiled using her magic to pull a book over to the two mares.

"This is the in close book for each Sonic game. Pinkie said Werepony so you must be Sonic, meaning I'm your sidekick Tails" Twilight said, making Rainbow smirk.

"Like it should be!" She boasted, Twilight rolled her eyes.

The two exited the crystal castle just to run into the orange Earth pony apple farmer, called Applejack.

"Good it ya two, do ya know what with Pinkie? She came to Sweet Apple Acres lookin' for a Master Emerald?" Applejack question, Rainbow looking at Twilight.

"Here. In Sonic three and Knuckles, Eggman tricked Knuckles to help him destroy Sonic. While he stole the Master Emerald" Twilight readed, making Applejack shake her head in confusion.

"What?" She question

"Pinkie thinks ya a idiot" Rainbow said bluntly.

"SHUT UP!" Applejack yelled, before storming off.

Twilight gave Rainbow a glare at what she said. The cyan pegasus shrugged, to reply.

"Look Twi' you can give me the glare all you want. Or you can help me find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald" Rainbow said, smirking.

"Well your on the right track. If we're meant to be the heroes, we gonna stop Pinkie" Twilight said, right before laughter full the air.

"Well, well, look it a giant talking Egg" Rainbow said, joking.

Pinkie looked at them, combing her mustache with her hoof. Laughing at them.

"I'll show you with my Death Pinkie-Robo!" Pinkie cried out causing Twilight to roll her eyes.

"Pinkie you don't have a Death Robot" Twilight said, making Pinkie blink.

"I don't umm... Shoot. I'll be back, get a load of this" Pinkie said. before flying away.

Rainbow turn to Twilight with a questioning look with Twilight replying with a shrug. Spike ran up to the two mare with a letter in his claws.

"Pinkie told me to give this to you" Spike said giving Twilight the letter.

Would Rainbow Dash please report to the Sugar Cube Corner? Rainbow Dash, please report to the Sugar Cube Corner. I found your... Eh... Your keys! Yes, that’s it, I found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since I only want to return your keys.

"Shoot I knew I left the Tornado keys there" Rainbow said, reading over the letter.

"Rainbow you don't have keys to something called Tornado" Twilight stated making Rainbow look away.

"I should it would be awesome. So should we stop Pinkie from destroying the world and turning me into a Werepony?" Rainbow asked

"No I thought her plan was to make a interstellar amusement park." Twilight said, looking at Rainbow.

"No wouldn't it be creating a pony to defeat me, in her super secret volcano base under water in space?" Rainbow questioned back at Twilight.

"No I thought it was to created a metal version of you called metal Rainbow Dash. With Time Travel" Twilight guessed.

"What about destroying The Master Emerald to released a evil water chaos monster" Rainbow said, rubbing her chin.

"We have Discord. Shouldn't the one be the one that made Sonic go through his past again but at a slow pase?" Twilight wonder.

"Sonic Genesis that was just a bad game. How about the one when she meets five deadly and one note characters to destroy us?" Rainbow said

"No because I don't think Pinkie would ever say. 'As long as I can still strangle a Zeti my hooves are fine'" Twilight said, causing Rainbow to nod.

Pinkie flew on her hover car, looking at them with her small smile.

"Hello Dashie, I'm back to destroy you and build Pinkieland!" Pinkie said with a cry.

"Oh I'm sick of this" Rainbow said, destroying the hover car and Pinkie falling on the ground.

"Oh this is unfair. I was meant to beat you this time!" Pinkie cried out, causing Rainbow to laugh.

"Sorry I didn't get the memo I beat you every time!" Rainbow said before she turn to Twilight.

"Really I beat her every time, it like it my job or something" Rainbow said making Twilight start laughing.

"Oh well this was fun, see ya two tomorrow for our friends monthly picnic" Pinkie said with her normal friendly smile.

The End, Because Pinkie got sick of being Doctor Eggman.