Fishy Beginnings
....call me isaac...... isaac marshin....
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from:juva
HEYYY! its me, your buddy juva just here to say call me its important business...I'd recommend call me before that big party tonight in at 8:00 ...ya know? the one with the princesses thanks...
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isaac,"this better not be another "OH ITS JUST TO GET SUM MILK AT DA GIANT PONY MARKET" if it is then that's the last time ill call him"
isaac walked to the living room of his apartment his appartment was nothing fancy it had a tv,bathroom,kitchenette, and a bedroom the apartment was rather old and would be a place that you wouldn't be surprised if it was to have a cockroach infestation...but it didn't bother isaac as long as he was able to live in it...
isaac was a humble and kind colt with a sand coloured body and dark brown mane, his family was known for not having wild colours such as pink,cyan, and neon
he went to watch some tv before running his daily errands and go to the phone booth what was on was the food channel witch was odd since isaac bought the 20 channel bundle pack his annual membership hasn't even expired
he decided to start his day...the sooner he got started the sooner he would get done after all there was nothing more precious to him then sleep....
[ Authors note sorry this chapter is short its my first fic and im eager to kick it of...anyhow expect this to be an action packed flip flop UNCHARTED 3 AWESOMEDINOSHARK WIT LAZER ON BACKSEXXYPEICEOFSUPAHASASINSTUFF.....anyway leave suggestions and critique in the comments...and with that bye]
Isaac went outside, into buckingham, the place was mostly harbors, docks, and markets. buckingham mostly smelled of fish and was separated by long roads that were at least 7 miles long. ponies usually left buckingham by bus, Pegasai didn't dare to fly for the fog from the warm lakes and oceans were to thick.
isaac:how much?
bus driver: 6 gold coins
isaac:damn, the price has gone unusually high within a day
busdriver: hey buddy im paid to drive not listen to you complaint
isaac: calm down i was just talking to my self for a bit
busdriver: SCHITZO
isaac: do you want my money or not, cause i got it right here
busdriver: ...get on...
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2:30pm, 5 and a half hours before the royal party
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Meanwhile at ponyville twilight is studying alchemy there were several books open some on the ground some floating in the air but all were on different variations of the subject
(here i will try to alternate between twilight and spike speaking ill label the first two quotations so you know what pattern im using)
Twilight "Hey spike what have you been doing?"
Spike "Just surfing the EWW"
"EWW?"
"The equestia wide web"
"Oh"
"You?"
"Studying up on the subject called "alchemy"
"co..co*chock* XMOTGHAZW"
"SPIKE ARE YOU OKAY? WHATS WRONG"
"PQMGURYEXB *black out*..."
"spike?.....SPIKE......SPPPPPPIIII-"
"chokes"
"spike?..OH THANK CELESTIA your still alive"
spike spat out a letter spike gasped for air and said "I gotta stop eating so much topaz"
twilight carefully took the letter out of spikes mouth, and read the letter out loud
Dear, twilight
i am sending you on a cultural field trip to buckingham you will study the culture there and how the people are alike in a way a bus will be just outside northern ponyville to escort you. Yours truly, Celestia
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3:45pm. 4 hours and 15 minutes till the royal party
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Isaac could tell the busdriver was a greenhorn, his reckless driving habits, and his rude attitude towards isaac were unacceptible, they eventually arrived at the fish market
"this is were you get off" said the busdriver
isaac departed from the bus the fish market was a ghost town
"hmmp, must be because every pony is getting ready for the party?" isaac said to himself
there were nopony isaac had seen to day except for the busdriver and the fish merchants. Isaac walked down to the place were they sold his favorite ocean perch, as he walked down he was not greeted ay all by the merchants witch was unusual the fish merchant seemed to keep rushing to and fro through the back doors of the shops carrying crates as isaac approached one fish shop there was a merchant that feel asleep isaac walked up to the man and said
"sir, um...sir SIR"
the merchant woke up in a frightening fashion "AH WA-WAHT HUH WERE WEN..THE PARTY OH GOSH I FELL ASLEEP"
the merchant then went to the back door of the shop
Isaac said to himself "Well i geuss ill go call juda"
Isaac then walked to the closest phone booth and trotted in
he then dialed 153-604-9678
the phone then beeped for a few moments then isaac herd a voice from the other side
"hello?'
"is this juda?"
"yes"
"this is isaac you emailed me saying you had to talk to me about quote on quote important
business"
"...ISAAAC my cousin want to go bowling?...NAAAHH just kidding"
"...quoting much?..anyway what did you want to talk about?"
"uhh i don't know umm im on gaggle..you want me to search something up on gaggle?"
"JUDA.CHECK YOUR "SENT MESSAGES" ON HAYMAIL ONCE IN A WHILE FOR CELESTIAS SAKE"
"OK ok jeez uhh lets see here......OH that im wanted to hook you up with a guy who wanted to talk to you about somthing"
"link me"
"will do
......
"isaaac my...buddy" anonymous voice said through the phone
"is this some joke? please tell me im being punked"
"no isaac, you see i have..important job for you...you see I've looked over your profile and i came to the conclusion that your a very trustworthy colt"
"yeah, and?"
"ill give you a large ransom for a mission..you could say"
"what is it?"
"...you see its simple really I've set everything. just walk in to the castle undetected and look for a colt in a suit with grey skin and red main he'll give you the bottle"
"the bottle?"
"the bottle"
"....this is bullshit"
"oh, really i guess you want be needing 100,000 gold coins...enough to get you out of your hellhole you call "home"
"there no way you could gather that much money in a lifetime"
"I have external sources..."
"ill believe it when i see it"
"so we got a deal?"
"yep"
"good...besides maybe you'll fill in that blank.flank. of yours *a single laugh*..."
"......fuck you"
"fuck you too"
with that Isaac hung up the phone and was once more haunted with the fact that he was 19 years old and had no cutie mark
Issac sighed and was met with a bus at the end of the stone walking path, the door to the bus opened with a loud screech
and out trotted a pony with a purple mane and pale purple skin
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5:00 pm. 3 hours before the royal party
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"Oh hello, I'm twilight sparkle"
"Hey, I'm uh...I gotta go" Isaac said solemnly and trotted onto the bus"
"wonder what's his problem?"
Spike "I don't know but he seemed rather strange, did you notice he had no cutie mark?"
"Yeah that's strange"
"Oh well, I guess ill trot around and socialize with the residence"
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6:30 pm. 1 and a half hours before the royal party
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"were to?"
"ponyville"
"you gona get out of this hellhole of a town?"
"no, im going to the royal party"
"you don't look very much like a royal party guest"
"..."
"...ok then good luck getting inside the castle"
"i don't need luck"
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"it sure is gloomy here, and everypony here seems so depressed"
"yeah i agree twilight, its like something out of a horror novel to me"
"well I'll wright a short report to celestia and get out of here"
"yeah the place is giving me the heeby jeebies anyway".....
TO BE CONCLUDED
Can you find the assassin's creed reference?
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7:30 pm. royal party is about to start
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What was about to go down would affect both Isaac and Twilight, Twilight was about to leave buckingham and Isaac was already on his way.
"its about time we leave what do you say, spike?"
"spike?"
"...uh..yeah...sure...."
"you okay?"
"yeah its just...."
"...just what?..."
"I don't have a good felling about that pony you talked to just a while ago"
"why?"
"I..I don't know what it about him but it just makes me uneased"
"well you'll feel better once we get to the party"
"...sure..."
with that they got on a bus
"were to?"
"ponyville"
"you goin to the party?"
"yep"
"you don't exactly look like a royal party guest...ya know takin the bus and all"
"believe it or not..."
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"shit's about to hit the fan" Isaac said to himself as he trotted to the castle witch was just in the horizon
he was not greeted by anypony...just stared at, and occasionally herd faint mumbles from the crowds at the sides of the street eventually he was near the castle doors waiting...
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7:53 pm. Twilight better hurry her flank up
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They were there Twilight and spike were in ponyville, Twilight was galloping to the castle with little time she had left the streets were completely unoccupied except for a few pony galloping to the castle gates to see if they were on the list.
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They were there everypony was at the castle gates it was 8:00 pm and everypony was waiting...including Isaac
"hey look Twilight!, Its that pony we saw in buckingham"
"yes, I know spike I'll go ask him his name"
"hey Im Twilight you know, the one you met at buckingh-" Twilight was interrupted by the brass trumpets of the royal guards the door opened and everypony was stopped, checked by the guards, and either was let in or kicked out.
"sorry gotta go" Isaac said to Twilight before blending in to a group of royal ponies"
"hey that pony is trying to break in!" Twilight tryed to tell the guards, but they simply rejected her reasoning.
"well i guess I'll have to give him a piece of my mind" said Twilight
they walked in and everypony were spread through out the ball room
there were cupcakes,fancies,bakras,various apple products,and fruits to eat.
Isaac was busy at find the colt he was to meet
all the sudden, THUMP!!!
"HEYWHATAREYOUDOINGHEREYOURNOTROYALYOURNOWSPECIALSOGETOUTOFHERE!!!!" twilight said incoherently
"I, UHH have ummm businesses here" Isaac replied
suddenly, BOOM
Glass shattered everywhere as ponies in black military suits kicked threw the windows M20 brotish smoke grenades were scatted everywhere tear gas filled the room ponies were trying to see but sight was impossible they tryed to breath but their attempts gave little success.
"GET DOWN ON THE DAMN GROUND" a pony said in a furious manner as the smoke cleared every pony except the squads were on the grown
"don't panic we're just here for the plasmids" one pony said
Isaac escaped the room along with Twilight they were in a corridor
"WHAT ARE YO-" Isaac put his mouth over Twilight's mouth
"shhhhhh, they'll hear you" both Isaac and Twilight put their ears near the door
"okay so whos got 'em?, huh...ANYPONY we'll how about this"
*gunshots* *muffled screams*
"YEEEEAH, so if anypony Don't want this happenin ta dem then SPEAK UP, who got the plasmids"
"WE have to do SOMETHING" twilight said in the quietest tone she could produce
"come COME ON....I GOT IT you stall them"
"HOW?"
"i don't know, think of something!"
"......i know, ok im ready......"
Isaac went in and slowly crawl toward the colt holding the plasmids under his suit, and took the bottle labelled 'plasmid'
Isaac slowly made his way back, but.....
"HEY YOU, drop the bottle and ill let you keep you brain mass"
"i disagree..." Isaac said as he slowly unscrewed the bottle
"DON'T DO, DON'T YOU BUCKING DO IT"
"SHOOT HIM"
"I-I C-CAN't"
"why not?"
"i do-" Isaac's newfound telekinesis intervened the gun turned around in mid-air and shot off a few round at the pony in stealth clothing.
after that everything went crazy, objects flying everywhere, everypony screaming, fabric randomly combusting, the castle was starting to crumble, text was starting to flash through Isaac's mind before he blacked out....
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