The Doctor and The Wedding
Ah Ponyville, home to so many ponies and me. Hello i'm The Doctor and you're the reader I presume. Sitting, or standing, or maybe hand standing somewhere reading this adventure from anywhere. Because the internet is a very billiant place you know. Right, sorry getting side tracked. Where was I? Oh yes, i'm The Doctor and you're probably wondering why i'm rambling. Or why you're bothering to read this or maybe you aren't or have already skimmed ahead to the juicy parts of the story. Or maybe you aren't reading this maybe you're just using this page as a way to get sucked into the internet forever and ever and, well, ever. Right, that's enough with the rambling.
Well once again i'm The Doctor, i'm a thousand and two hundred years old. I'm a chestnut colored stallion who wears a bow tie because bow ties are cool. It's green to, oh I love green. Or was it blue? Or was it the color orange? Right, rambling, it needs to stop for just a bit. I have an hourglass cutie mark, and a really funny looking mane and tail. They're deep brown, although I would love it if they were ginger. I have these really light blue eyes too. Yep I definitely love blue.
Today I was called down to meet with my good friend Muffins because apparently she did something wrong. She's always doing something wrong but I don't blame her, that silly pony. Now if only I could land the TARDIS. She's alway bumping around and sending me places that I don't want to be. I think today is one of those days.
"Come on old girl don't start sending me anywhere I don't wanna be," I groaned as I hit switches on the TARDIS' controls. She wheezed and groaned as she continued to travel through the time vortex. Suddenly everything rocked and the wheezing and groaning stopped. "Where are we now old girl?" I opened the doors to see a wall in my way. "Well old girl should we try again at that or-" I was cut off as the wall slid open to reveal stasis chambers lining the walls. In each chamber was a Cyberpony fast , asleep, I think they are considered sleeping. At the far end was a large door with bars on it. A jail cell maybe?
"Hello," came a whisper from the general direction of the door," who's out there."
"Oh you know just a friendly traveler," I responded," um are you okay over there?"
"Would it look like I'd be okay," the voice asked," i'm stuck in a cell awaiting to be cyberized."
"Right. Well today's your lucky day," I replied," because i'm here to help." I went into a small, invisible pocket, I designed into my pony body, and retrieved my sonic screwdriver. I slowly tiphoofed out of the TARDIS and over to a control panel. I then flipped a switch on my sonic screwdriver and activated it. A familiar whirring noise came out of it as the tip lit up. The cell door slid open and out walked a zebra. She didn't look like any old zebra, her mane was cute differently and she smelt of bamboo. Probably an adventurer from the future.
"Thanks now about-" the zebra began. Suddenly alarms blarred over head, and the Cyberponies began to wake up.
"Run," I yelled and pointed at the TARDIS," into the TARDIS hurry!" Without question, most likely due to fear, the zebra galloped into the TARDIS and I closed the door.
"Intruder detected," the Cyberponies yelled mechanically from outside the door," delete, delete, delete." I activated the TARDIS and flipped a few switches as she began to dematerialize. The yelling of the Cyberponies soon faded.
"Thanks," the zebra said.
"Nothing to it really," I said back. I put my sonic screwdriver back in my pocket. "So where do you come from exactly?"
"I come from New Ponyville."
"Ah New Ponyville. Fantastic place. I'll drop you off and then i'll be on my way." I flipped a few more switches and hit a few more buttons on the TARDIS' controls. She wheezed and groaned before abruptly stopping. "Alright what is it now old girl?" I opened her doors to find that we were in Ponyville. Not New Ponyville just Ponyville. Right across the street was Muffins, sitting at a table. "Well just wait here. I'll be right back okay?" I closed the doors behind me and fixed my bow tie. Then I trotted across the street towards Muffins.
"Good morning Muffins, how are you doing today," I asked.
"Terrible Doctor," she replied. Muffins is a grey pegasus mare with a blonde mane and tail. Her eyes are yellow and a bit off. But she's still very dependable when it comes to serious situations.
"I told Cranky I could get his invitations delivered for half the price but that required someone with no experience with a printer whatsoever," Muffins moaned," and then I sent the invitations out with the wrong date on them. I wish I could go back in time and make sure that never happened."
"Well Muffins you're in luck," I shouted as I grabbed her hoof. We galloped back to the TARDIS, her trailing along with a rather confused look. "Muffins meet the TARDIS," I said as I opened her doors.
"But Doctor it's just a-" she began before I pushed her inside. Her mouth fell open in aw at the TARDIS' interior.
"So you said something about time," I asked as I flipped a few switches on the TARDIS' control panel.
"Yes Doctor, but how is this even pos-"
"No time for questions Muffins. We're going to make sure you get that date on those invitations right. After I drop off that zebra over there."
"But Doctor wh-" The TARDIS lurched forward as she began to travel through the time vortex.
"You were saying Muffins?"
"How is any of this possible? I thought you were a pony who took care of clocks and was really inventive, like that sonic screwdriver thingy."
"Oh no Muffins that is exactly who I am. I'm just a pony from another planet and another time."
"But what is a TARDIS?"
"Time and Relevant Dimension in Space. TARDIS."
"And what about the zebra?"
"Oh I saved her from a bunch of Cyberponies."
"Cyberponies?"
"Look Muffins i'd love to tell you everything but really I am busy with the time travelling and-"
"Time traveling!?"
"Muffins I said i'd love to tell you everything but now is not the time."
"Right sorry." The TARDIS continued to travel through time before settling. I opened the doors to see New Ponyville. Not to be confused with Ponyville. It's tall futuristic buildings, and its really green grass, along with it's beautiful sun lit day. The smell of automobile filled the air, and my nose.
"Thanks Doctor," the zebra said as she turned around and galloped towards the city.
"Now off to fix your invitation problem," I said as I turned to Muffin closing the door behind me. I reactivated the TARDIS and set it for the time Derpy was making the invitations. "Now all we have to do is change on little number in the print and it's fixed no more problems."
"Right and then none of today will ever happen," Muffins asked.
"Precisely," I replied. The TARDIS landed once again and Muffins and I trotted out of the TARDIS. We were in a closet, a rather cramped one. I opened the door and we were in the printing room. Muffin tapped my shoulder and pointed towards a young colt named Featherweight standing next to a printer.
"That's the pony I had print the invitations," she whispered.
"Alright I have this just stay low okay," I asked. She nodded her head and I trotted over to Featherweight. "Hello Featherweight. I need you to pass this message onto Muffins. Tell her that the invitation date is wrong and needs to be pushed back a day."
"Okay, can do Doctor," Featherweight said making a salute with his scrawny leg. Suddenly there was a flash of light and I was back in the TARDIS. No Muffins in sight. The date had been fixed and I wouldn't need to worry whatsoever until tomorrow. But that still meant I needed to save that zebra again
"Come on old girl. Lets go save ponies again. This time, the right way."