Why Twilight became the best pony on the equestrian continent and is now the emperor (probably the most random fiction ever)

by NyanMinez

First published 4th of June, 2015

This is a very very random fiction I came up with to attempt to be funny. Hopefully you like the possible twist at the end...

This fanfiction breaks the fourth wall and is very weird at times. I'm pretty sure it defies the way that ponies would work, and teases alot and I mean ALOT of other stories I'll be making, all in the same universe, all on the same timeline, all in the same world. some will be weird, some will be not weird. ENJOY!

The Rein Of Twilight Begins

"Alright girls!" Twilight exclaimed "Today we start the rein of Twilight Sparkle!" "We will be taking over ponyville first and then moving around the continent ending with canterlot!" Twilight said

"May I ask a question your highness?" asked Fluttershy

"What is it Fluttershy?" Twilight replied

"Why do you want to take over Equestria?" Fluttershy asked

"BECAUSE THE WRITER WANTS ME TO!" Twilight yelled in reply to Fluttershy "Now, Lets fire up the O.F.C." Twilight commanded

"O.F.C is ready, Twilight" said the computer.

"Ready? FIRE!!!!!" Twilight yelled to the computer. Immediately chaos broke out as a giant beam of rainbow rained from the sky, instantly making all ponies hail Twilight because it brainwashed them with friendship. "Now that you are all under my command, do you have any questions?" Twilight asked

"Are we still gonna be able to eat muffins?" Derpy asked

Twilight frowned and said "Yes, Derpy you can eat muffins still..."

"yesssss" derpy said with a fistpump

"Alright, now that that's over with, everypony to the other villages and stuff on this map thingy so that we can take them over and stuff!" Twilight commanded "Make sure to take your portable friendship cannon on the way out!" Twilight reminded as she walked away.

"Hey, who wants to walk around and do pointless stuff in the background?" Asked some random pony

"MEEEE" "MEEEE" "ME" "ME ME ME ME!" replied the rest of the ponies

... Much, Much, Much Later...

"Alright Everypony! the last place not conquered is Canterlot!" Twilight exclaimed "They are struggling to defend the power source within canterlot that powers them! the legendary poptarts!" "The plan of attack is to run in and eat the poptarts which will leave them powerless and allow us to rain down the rein of Twilight with the friendship cannon!" Twilight said "Now let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOtotallynotatransitionOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Yells in the background as Twilights army enters the chamber and begins eating the poptarts "OMG! THESE ARE AMAZING!!!" somepony said. all the others mmphed in agreement.

"O.F.C. ready to fire, Twilight the overlord of awesomeness that totally did not reprogram me to say all this stuff"

"very good computer, give me a count down." said Twilight as she sipped her lemonade.

"3, 2, 1...."

"HUH?" asked Twilight, gasping for breath. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? ALL THAT WAS A DREAM!?"

"What, did you have a nightmare in the middle of the day?" asked somepony that may or may not be my oc. Then my oc turned into this big weird thingy that looked like a four legged spider thing and said "I'm going to eat you!" man... that was creepy...

"AHHHHHHH!" Twilight screamed "Oh, it was all a dream"

"then why are you still a unicorn?" asked spike the spider dragon mix that will possibly be covered in another fanfiction

"WHY AM I IN INCEPTION!?" Twilight asked while the world in this dream was square and then it exploded.

Then she woke up for real

"Phew... it wasn't a dream... I'm still Emperor of Equestria..." Twilight said thankfully.

Then she looked over and saw Molestia who said "Gotcha" but then Twilight shot her with her horn in the face and she exploded.

The End.

What Happened After That

Alright so here's what happened, Twilight was all like "You must die" and then everybody did. Just kidding, Twilight turned the equestrian government into a democracy and is now known as the USA. No, that was a lie too. So basically nothing changed except for Twilight turning into a queen and the other princesses stayed princesses. Twilight decided that her friends should be leaders of 5 other divided states, but Twilight would still rule them all. Applejack the country part of Equestria, Rarity the glamorous part, Rainbow Dash the sky, Pinkie Pie the crazy part, and fluttershy the forested and animalized part. With this happening, it allowed Twilight to have a little bit of relaxation to study and read and stuff. So Twilight became the highest level unicorn after a while and everybody liked the governent, it really wasn't different at all. Then the republic formed and wanted to rebel so Twilight used the power of friendship to make them have a better opinion on the government because they actually didn't understand how it worked, so once Twilight explained how the government worked and what they could do for it, they understood and immediately disbanded the Republic. After a while things got boring because the government and economy and culture was too perfect, so Twilight traveled back in time and redid the entire conquering of Equestria so that she could have some fun. soon she met somebody and stuff so they became good friends and stuff. I also just noticed that this story got really descriptive like a summary of the events that happened after. So Twilight wondered what would happened if she built a machine that could take her off of the planet, to conquer other planets that she saw through a telescope. when trying to achieve this goal, she industrialized all of equestria and found new amazing technology. She also found a way to make cheese, which became the worldwide food of equestria, because it is good. So finally Twilight made the first Rocketship named the Robot Space Unicorn 2 (totally not a game for ios and idk why there is a two if it is the first) which was able to take her all the way to the "deserted" moon that was actually full of creatures named creeplings. (they are really scary things that try to eat ponies, but are a civilization that used to be ruled by Nightmare Moon but went into anarchy once she left. Twilight took them over and colonized the moon with a very ponyville resembling town full of science ponies who were trying to find out all they could about the moon. Twilight has spread rumors about going to Mares but it is not yet known if she will go. I just noticed that this turned into a teaser for a space pony adventure thingy.