A human wakes up falling from the sky as a pony. He is now forced into various situations that he wants no part of.
A human goes to sleep and wakes up in a pony's body and is falling from the sky. His adventure in a land full of color ponies has only just begun. But first, he must overcome a great challenge...talking to strangers.
You're probably wondering why I'm screaming. Well, you would be too if one moment you're in bed and then the next you're in the sky falling. I have no idea how I got up here or if this is even real.
As I fall, to my possible death, I close my eyes and hope for a miracle to save me. I start praying to whatever god can here me.
Luckily, I didn't die.
I end up landing into a bush and it was surprisingly soft. Soft as it may be, it didn't help me break my fall much.
"Ouch, that hurt". Luckily, nothing was broken somehow. You think after a fall like that you'd end up with something broken.
"Hello! Somepony there?" Said a voice, it sounded like a sweet gi-, wait, did she say "somepony?"
I get up, hopefully, to see if the girl is friendly and suggesting from the tone of her voice she might be. However, the moment I try to get up and walk, I slammed my face to the ground. I take a look to see what went wrong. I can't see my hands. They're gone! I feel if I should panic, but I don't.
"Hello? I saw sompony crash land here! Do you need help?" The same voice came up.
"What's with the somepony?" I whispered to myself. Then I realized that my "hands" were now hooves! I'm a mother bucking horse!
...wait bucking?!
"Oh, hey, are you like? Um, not hurt or anything?" I turn to see that the girl was a horse, or a pony because her size didn't match that of a horse. She was right above me.
"I'm...uh, fine" I replied to her. Taking a better look at her. she was a light shade of blue...what was that color, cyanide? She also seemed to have a rainbow color hair, I mean mane.
"You came out of nowhere, I mean, I was practicing stunts one minute then the next minute YOU came out of nowhere almost hit me and crashed here!" She explained with some excitement in the last part.
She got closer to me, and then now I realized that she was FLYING! "Hey! I've never seen you around. Are you new?" Putting her hoof on her...chin? I guess?
"Nope...I'm not from here, I'm from..." I'm hesitated to say where I'm from, but my mind came out blank. OH MY BUCKING CELESTIA, I've forgotten my own name, home address, family(if I've got one). Everything but my basic knowledge of things.
"Well?" She said waiting for an answer. Oh crap, I've forgotten almost everything I know.
"I, uh, don't remember," I said looking down at my hoofs. How am I going to hold stuff now?
"What! You've forgotten? That was some mean fall then if it caused you...amnesia?" She flew around me in circles and hesitate with the last word, huh.
"Okay, do you know where I can go?" I asked.
"Sure! We need to get out of the Everfree forest anyway"
Wait, we're in a forest? I looked around to see that I was surrounded by trees.
Yup
Well, this seems all too cliche." um, where are we exactly?" I asked her
"We're in the Everfree forest in Equestria!" she yelled in excitement. She really must have a lot of energy to be this active
"Do you know the way out?" I ask again.
"Yeah follow me," and she flew off. Leaving a rainbow behind that disappeared within a few seconds.
...did she just leave me behind?...buck.
Turning to the direction she left. I begin my adventure into the unknown forest...in my point of view. Who knows? Someone...pony, may live here somewhere.
4 hours later
Buuuuuccckkkk! That took forever.
"Finally, I made it out alive". After getting chased by some wolfs, I make it out alive. with a few scratches. I continue my walk, still getting used to walking on all four. All I see is nothing but an open grass field.
After walking for a half-hour, I sit down on a rock to rest my legs, I need to work out some more.
"Chirp screach"
...is that, a bird?
Turning around to see what it was, only to see nothing. Further away I see a cottage...maybe, sompony can help me.
..this is going to get some getting used to.
Anyway, I get closer to the cottage only to hear birds singing l. Because of my curiosity, I end up investigating.
A pink maned and yellow coated pony was in front of a group of singing birds. She was waving her hoof in a repeating pattern. Was she conducting them?
...well then
"Very good...um, that's enough for today...you all have a nice day." She said to the animals. Either she's crazy or she can actually communicate with them. Well, I've already seen a blue flying pony that talks and I am a pony, so why not? But That aside, they sounded really good. I wonder what kind of bird I heard just a few seconds ago was?
I get closer but, the second I get there I get attacked by a little white bunny.
Little animals that attack...This place is REALLY peaceful.
"Eep"
The yellow pegasi saw me and hid behind a nearby tree that didn't even hide much of her. The little bunny kept trying to attack me. It barely made any contact with me. It would just jump and "punch" my ear.
"Who...are you?"
What?
"Who are you?" she asked...guess she must be shy
"I...um..." dang it, I don't have a name.
I put my hoof on my "chin" and started to think until I felt some sort of liquid run down my head and onto the floor...blood, just bloody fantastic.
The yellow pony saw it and all of a sudden she changed from a quiet shy pony to a loud and frantic pony. She quickly ran up to me and put her hoof on my head looking for the cut.
"OH MY! You're hurt! Come inside I can help you," she dragged me into her cottage.
Somewhere else
"Hey! Where that stallion go? Guess I was too fast for him"
Back with our protagonist
"Hold still...if you want to, this will hurt and sting a bit," The yellow pegasi said holding a white cloth and started to dap it around my cut.
Yeah, a little bi-AAAHHHHHGGGGG THIS STINGS LIKE A B****!!!!
I collapse onto the floor, trying to hold my head as best as I could. Having no hands is hard.
"OH DEAR! I-I-I didn't mean for it to sting that much" the pinked hair pony, came to help me up.
After all that, and bandages around my head, I'm getting ready to leave because this is just too much right now. First I'm plummeting to my death, I get left behind, fight my way out of the forest, and then get attacked by a small white bunny.
"W-w-wait!" The pony, now known to me as Fluttershy, her name fits her personality, rushed towards me.
"W-where are you going?" she stutters a bit. I look at her thinking what to say.
"I'm...um leaving?" I manage to say. Why is it so hard for me to talk!?
"You can't leave, you're still injured!" and then, she spent the next couple of minutes saying I could get more injured if I wasn't careful.
"Fine, I'll stay awhile longer..."
She responded with a smile and flew off to feed her animals. I looked around the cottage to find a place to sit and relax but, instead, I found a little white bunny staring at me and holding a frying pan in his left paw. The last thing I saw, was a slow-motion bunny swinging the pan towards my face.
I wake up to find my self on a couch in a living room. Was I dreaming? If so, why does it hurt?
"Oh my! Are you alright?" A voice asked.
I look to my left room to see Fluttershy. She's standing by the doorway with the bunny tied to a small chair next to her. Guess he got what he deserved.
"I-'m so sorry that Angle attacked you. He's usually a good little bunny" She apologized.
A good bunny? HOW IS HE A GOOD BUNNY?!?!?!?
There were a few seconds of silence between us before she noticed my confused face.
She began by explaining where I was, which was currently ponyville and told me what kind of injuries I received. I had a few light bruises. I got up ready to leave but was yet again stopped by her.
"...Why can't you just let me go?" I ask. At this point, I'm probably being held hostage for whatever reason.
"You're still injured a-and I'm going to look after you," she said trying to look all serious but, it doesn't work. I leave anyways, I feel bad but I'm not going to risk it if she means well. For all, I know she could have some sick fantasy and has been waiting for the right victim.
See ya.
As I head for the doorway I get tackled to the ground by Fluttershy. "No...you're not," She said with an authoritarian attitude. She might have said something else, but I was already fading out of consciousness.
I wake up again on the couch with bandages on my head.
Why? Why do I keep getting knocked out?
I look around to see if Fluttershy was anywhere in sight. I didn't see her immediately. However, that doesn't mean she's not here.
A soft voice came from behind the couch. "Hello"
"GAGH!!!" I scream and jump into the air. I place my hoove on my throat in pain. Something was bothering it when I making any sound louder than a whisper. I need to check it out sometime. I wonder if they have doctors?
Then I remember that I'm still in the air and what comes up must come down. I fall on top of Fluttershy. I open my eyes to the yellow pony only a few inches from my face.
"This is...awkward," I say.
"GHAAAAA" she yells taking out a pan, the same one her bunny, Angel, had.
Needless to say, I was knocked out again.
"Where is he?" Rainbow Dash was flying in every direction possible looking for the black pegasus.
"I think he's waking up, Fluttershy!"
I feel like every bone in my body is broken...where am I now?
I open my eyes to see a lavender color pony on the side of the couch I'm on, a unicorn by the looks of it unless there's a different type of pony that also has a horn.
"Oh, thank Celestia that you're alright!" the pony spoke getting closer "If Fluttershy didn't find you in the everfree forest, who knows what would've happened."
I just stared at her trying to process what she just said. Something didn't add up.
"OHMYANOTHERNEWPONY!!!" a pink pony appeared out of nowhere. She then disappeared only to appear in a completely different angle of me.
"Don't worry you'll get used to it, or not, you'd be better off not looking too deep into it."
"Who...are you?" I finally spoke up.
She didn't say anything. Perhaps because I was still talking in a whisper. However, Fluttershy did hear me. She whispered into her friend's ear.
"Oh? My bad, sorry, I'm Twilight Sparkles and the yellow mare is Fluttershy" she pointed over at Fluttershy, who was now sitting in the corner of the room avoiding the contact with me. For a second I thought I saw her blushing.
"So, what's your name?" the lavender mare asked me
Oh buck, I'll never get used to this, I still don't have a name. Come on think...um let's see if Fluttershy's name fits her personality. Then my should too
"Hello? Anypony there?" She said waving her hoof in front of my eyes.
"Silent..." I began.
"-Night, his name is Silent Night" Fluttershy interrupted me by finishing my name for me but, Silent Night does go well together. I like it. It might have been the nicest thing she's done.
"Well then, Silent Night I welcome you to ponyville!" Twilight Stated "where are you from?" she then asked, however, I still don't know, you'd think that all those bashes on my head it would have triggered something.
"I, uh, don't remember," I said "Oh no, don't worry I'm sure you'll remember something soon enough. I hope" Twilight said with a worried expression.
I hope so too because this is weird, all I know I was a human, tall and um...that's all...oh and something with...with...strings?
"AAAAUUUUUGHHHHHH WHERE THE BUCK IS HE!!!!!" somepony yelled.
"Hey! Rainbow" a pony under rainbow called out.
"Oh, hey Vinyl!" Rainbow Dash landed next to the slightly yellow unicorn but from a distance, you could easily mistake her for a white-colored unicorn.
"What's up with all the screaming? I can hear you while doing the dishes and I play loud music while doing them, to the point where Tavi kicks me out."
"Really? Anyway I've been looking for somepony I saw in the everfree forest and I, um, sort of lost track of him"
"Ya mean you flew off leaving him behind," said Vinyl raising an eyebrow.
"Ya, that," said Rainbow with a sheepish face, "what are you doing all the way out here anyway? It's kind of far from ponyville" she asked
"Well, aside from what I told you, Tavi's been acting weird, she keeps saying that a new cellist has arrived and I plan to make him mine" Vinyl explained as they both headed back to ponyville.
"Wow, how does she know?"
"Beats me"
"OMOGOMGOMGOMGOMG" the pink one kept repeating on and on about throwing me a welcome party, however, I don't like social gathering events of any type.
When she heard that. She lost it, so I'm stuck here with this pink lunatic in a room and she seemed determined to throw that party.
I'm so bucked here, aren't I?
"Okay I'm going to introduce you to all of ponyville," she said happily bouncing up and down. While she was distracted I took the opportunity to escape only to run into her again. She had a furious look.
"One does not simply ditch Pinkie," she said staring at me bringing her hoof eye level. She quickly turned back to her energetic self.
"There is Mr. and Mrs. Cake, Lyra, bonbon, Derpy, Dinky, pipsqueak, Mayor Mare Blablablabla" I toned out.
"YOU!!" said a voice from above, whoever it was, she tackled me to the ground.
Hello floor, nice to meet you again.
"Oh! Dashie!!!" Pinkie yelled in excitement as she too decided to join the fun. She jumped and landed on this "Dashie", which brought more weight down on me.
Can't breath! I'm gonna die too much pressure! So, I again pass out.
After waking up I found myself in a pink room filled with all sorts of treats.
Aw crap, this must be pinkies room! Nope, not doing this
I quickly get up, ignoring the pain of my previous injuries, looked around at my surroundings. I spot an open window. I jump through it. Only to notice I didn't look before I leaped, as I landed on somepony.
"Excuse me! Get off me!!!" Said mare with a British accent. I quickly got off and helped the mare I just landed on.
"Sorry..." a quickly said at her then turning around only to find myself being turned back around facing the mare. She was some shade of gray, had purple color eyes, a black mane, and a bowtie.
"Don't think a quick apology will get you off. A pegasus needs to know where they're going to land before recklessly diving down!"
I'm what?
I quickly take a look at my body. Dark coat color, black mane, and a pair of wings...I felt so naked compared to her.
She saw me examining myself and spoke up "Did you honestly forget what species you are?" and I just stared and gave a simple nod.
She got closer to me, only a few inches apart from my face."Do you by any chance play an instrument?" This took me by surprise. What kind of question is that? What does that have to do with anything right now?
"Well?"
"Um, I...don't know...I have amnesia." Great, the only excuse I have.
"I'm going to keep an eye on you," she said and walked away.
Okay what was that about? And why did she ask me?...anyways time to go
"There you are!!!" I see the rainbow pegasi rushing towards me. She crashes into me and sends me flying towards a brick wall, and of course I blackout for the umpteenth time this day.
"You're finally awake dude," a tomboyish voice came from the right of me. I look over to find the rainbow maned pony. The same one that left me for dead.
Yeah? well no thanks to you, ya buckn' bit-
"Dude!!!! You should have seen how you flew across Ponyville!" There was a blue maned pony with a pair of purple shades on her face. I don't know why anypony would wear them indoors.
"Where am I?" I managed to say. One moment I'm in the middle of the road and then end up in some room.
Rainbow Dash spoke up "You're in Twilight's castle, dude."
I look around to see that I'm in a room with walls made out of crystals. In fact, almost everything that isn't furniture seems to be made out of crystals. Wait no, the chair is also made of crystal and so is the bed frame.
Purple...I like it
"Since you're up I should go get Twilight" she turns around a flies out of the room leaving me with the blue maned pony. On closer inspection, she was a light tint of yellow and had different shades of blue alternating on her mane and tail.
"So I hear that you caught the eye of Octavia," the blue maned pony said. "You gotta be a pony with boring music taste."
Excuse me?
I stared at her for a while when all of a sudden a hoof came from behind her and hit her on the back part of her head, knocking off her shades.
"Ouch, what the hay was that for?" she rubbed the back of her head while looking at her attacker. It was the same pony that I fell on.
"That boring music, Vinyl, is called classic orchestra music and not that obnoxious electronic sounds you play," the mare said giving Vinyl and irritated look.
"Why are you here anyways, Tavi?" Vinyl asked still rubbing her head. I wondered if this was an everyday interaction for them.
I mean, I did fall on her when I jumped out the window.
"Well as I recall a certain DJ pony suggesting that Rainbow Dash charge at him, and it's Octavia, Vinyl," she said looking at Vinyl.
"How was I suppose to know that it would knock him out?" She said in defense.
You know what? I'm out.
I got up from the bed and made my way towards the door. Hopefully, I was still in the same town.
"Where do you think you are going?" the Dark gray mare stopped me.
"Umm...away?" I rasped out. It still hurt to talk.
"Why on Equestria would you leave? Not many stallions would leave a beautiful mare behind," she said getting closer to my face, making me uncomfortable.
This is getting awkward really fast, some girl...mare has the hots for me...I assume. This I just weird. One moment you want to kill me for falling on top of you then the next your coming on to me?
"Well I'm not like most stallions...so, uh" I begin to sweat like a horse...wait no, I mean...buck! You know what I mean.
"Come on stop teasing him...not that he doesn't mind of course" Vinyl elbowed her then giving me a seductive look.
"I...uh, I mean" I quickly had a blank mind, I didn't know what to say...guess Silent is a good name for me. I should stick to it.
"INCOMING!!!!!" the silence was broken by Rainbow dash breaking down the door with Twilight behind her. She had a frustrated face on her.
"For the last time Rainbow Dash, STOP BREAKING DOWN THE DOORS!!!!" an enraged lavender pony screamed.
Is this a normal day here?
Yes
Oh...WAIT WHAT?
I look around to see no other pony except for the five of us. The hell was that? Somepony just answered my question.
"Hey! You ok?" Vinyl looked over to me with a curious look. "Yeah...I think" I responded.
"Okay, Silent, your amnesia looks to be permanent, and this was before all those head traumas." she eyed Rainbow Dash, in particular, only to get a "Well I'm sorry" look from her. "You might just need to start a new life here since there's little to no chance of getting your memories back"
Really just like that? Motherbucker, what am I suppose to do now?
"So wait, where is he gonna crash?" Vinyl spoke up
No thank you, I've done plenty of that
"He can live here in the castle with me, I have tons of rooms here that I don't use"
Ooh, you mean stay. Here?... I don't see why not.
"Oh! I can finally throw you a welcome party???" said a pink pony that appeared out of nowhere. "Pinkie, will you stop doing that, you're going to give somepony a heart attack someday," the lavender pony told Pinkie Pie
"No can do, you can't stop my- , hey here did Silent go?" Everypony looked around for the black pegasus, but I left while everypony was distracted by Pinkie Pie.
Nope Nope nope I'm not going to a party, I don't know why or how but, I'm not fond of parties.
I ended up in the middle of the small town. It looked to be the shopping district. I walked around for a few minutes until I found myself in front of a mirror. Giving myself a good long look.
Why do I feel so naked? I need something to cover up some part of my body
"Oh, my, admiring ourselves self are we?" A British accent spoke up next to me. The mare was a white unicorn with a curly purple mane and also some sort of makeup on her eyelids. Even as ponies they like to wear make-up.
"Um...no, just deciding what I should wear, not fond of myself feeling... exposed" I say to the white mare. "Well now, it normal for ponies to not wear any clothing at all, well there are some who like to wear clothes or some accessory.
"Well...I...uh, better get going" I quickly leave before anything goes wrong. "Oh, no no no no, I must simply help you with your problem, I'm an expert when it comes to this type of things darling."
Darling?! Okay, I'm not liking where this is going.
I try to leave but end up getting dragged by the mare who has me by my tail with some sort of magical aura surrounding it.
"Oh come on!!! I lost him again!?!?" screamed a frustrated pegasus.
"Calm down Rainbow Dash he couldn't have gone too-, wait what do you mean again?" The alicorn asked the cyan pony.
"Well, I found him in the Everfree forest. Well, he crashed landed into the forest, IT WAS AWESOME!!"
"What? Fluttershy!" Twilight turned over to her yellow friend."
*Meep!* well I did find him...or he found me. I SORRY HE WALKED UP TO ME ALL BRUISED AND THEN WE TALKED UNTIL ONE OF MY ANIMALS KNOCKED HIM OUT AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND HE TRIPPED AND I LANDED ON TOP OF HIM AND KNOCKED HIM OUT MYSELF!!!!!"
"WHAT? Oh man Flutters, I'd never thought you'd make the first move on a hot guy like him" Vinyl said over to Fluttershy, who now had her face hidden away in shame.
"It was an accident" she whispered.
"We'll talk about that later, but now we've got to find him, who knows what kind of trouble he could be in"
"Yes, very good, perfect!!!!" said Rarity
Buck my life
I was getting my measurements from this pony thinking that everypony needs them. I mean everypony looks the same size...Well, the purple one looked slightly taller.
"Why Darling, you don't seem to be commentating much. Are you not the social type?" she gave me a curious look.
"...yeah" One simple answer came out.
"Oh no, this is unacceptable, how are you going to make friends, since I've never seen you around I only assume that you have none. You must simply go out to talk to everypony you see."
"Rarity!" came a voice from the front entrance
"Oh, Twilight! I must say this is a surprise!" the mare walked over to her friend.
While she was distracted I looked around trying to find anything that would suit me, a black scarf with a purple outline caught my eye.
What do we have here?
"Hey, Rarity have you seen a black pegasus with purple-colored eyes?" Twilight asked her friend for hoping for an answer. " well, of course, he's standing right over there, OH MY GOODNESS!!!" the white unicorn screamed in delight as she saw me with the scarf wrapped around my neck. "This absolutely looks fantastic on you!" she moved around me in every angle possible.
Oh jeez, is this pony insane?
"Anyway, what is that you want with him?" Rarity turned back to her friend after her unexpected trance on me. "Oh, it's just HE keeps on disappearing everyone we're not looking."
Unaware to them, I walked past them and exited the shop. I'm starting to think I might be turning invisible. Then I remembered I need to pay for this scarf. I turn back around.
"Oh, darling you can't be serious. The only one who I know that does that is pinkie pie, why look he's over...." Rarity paused to see that I wasn't where I was previously.
"Where in Celestia's name did he go!?"
"Here," I said, only to cause Rarity to faint and make Twilight jump.
Oops
"You're starting to be a total pain in the flank you know" Twilight pointed her hoof at me.
"...yeah, I can see how," I whispered to her.
Then Vinyl walked in with Octavia next to her.
"Oh! Hey, ya found him!" the DJ pony walked up to us.
"Oh my, we worried that something might have happened to you, although nothing terrible has happened here before- wait, scratch that" Octavia spoke and saw Twilight make a sheepish face.
"So where's the guy gonna sleep tonight?" Vinyl asked.
"Well since he seems to disappear a lot, I suppose the castle would be a great place since I have all the keys to the locks of the doors" Twilight spoke up looking at me.
"Oh...what do you think, Silent?" Vinyl said looking at me.
Well if I'm going to be trapped in this castle, then at least let me be alone.
Here I am stuck in an event that's meant for me. A party. My party. I'm not enjoying this at all.
"Come on, Silent, don't be a downer!" The alicorn appeared next to me. She was trying to get me to interact with the rest of the guests. The music was loud, there were tons of drinks, lots of ponies. However, looking closer to the crowd I started to notice that there were more mares than stallions.
Why are there more females than males?
"Look, just because your name is Silent, doesn't mean you have to be silent," Twilight said with an annoyed tone.
Yeah it does, have you not noticed Fluttershy being all shy all the time? Or that Rainbow Dash, dashing around. Seriously your names fit your description.
However, my outburst was all in my head so I was moving my hooves around pointing at said ponies. To Twilight, I was moving like an idiot.
"Uh, what?" She darted her eyes in confusion.
"Nevermind," I said turning away from her and started heading towards a spot with no ponies until I was stopped by Octavia.
"Why are you going over? There when the party's over here" she asked me.
"Well I...don't like crowds...much," I said at a level that she could hear me, but it still hurt trying to talk.
"Well, you don't have much choice-" she was then cut off by Vinyl turning up the music to a much higher level. "Aw yeah, let's turn this up to the next level"
"Ugh...Vinyl and her loud music" she started "what kind of music is this?" I asked
"Nothing you want to get attached to."
I started to wonder why she and Vinyl were even friends if she seemed bothered by Vinyl's choice in music.
"Hiya Silent!!" a pink pony popped up out of nowhere. Why does twilight have a problem with me and not her?
"Oh...it's you," I said turning to leave but was met with a glare. She's somehow appeared right in front of me the moment I looked away.
"Listen Sighly you need to start making friends or you're not going to survive very long without some"
This made me feel very uneasy. One second she all cheerful and then the next she looks like she could kill me any second now. For a moment I swore her mane lost its poof and her color coat got darker.
As much as I wanted to leave, I couldn't go anywhere but the room because, One: the doors are locked, Well, for me at least because of Twilight who had put some spells on them, Two: Pinkie was watching my every move, and Three: I was the guest of honor.
"Oh and, Silent" Twilight walked up to us "don't think of flying away because the windows are locked and your wings are tied too" She turned around and went to socialize with the other ponies.
Well motherbucker, Well I keep forgetting that I have them, so it doesn't make much a difference.
"Come on Twilight!" Rainbow landed beside her "tieing up a pegasus' wings is straight-up embarrassing"
"No Rainbow"
You know what? Buck this
While Twilight and Rainbow were having their argument I snuck off to another part of the room and hid there, not getting noticed by anypony. Despite all the crazy light show, it was a pretty dark corner.
At the end of the party, everypony left and I came out of my hiding spot and appeared behind Twilight and Octavia. They seemed to be looking for somepony, and I was betting that it was em.
"Hey," I spoke up not knowing what else to say anything else to them.
"Ah!" Twilight jumped in surprise "Oh it's you. Where have you been mister?" she said really pissed off.
"Around...bye" I turn and walk away, but I'm stopped by Twilight having a magical grip on my hind legs and pulling me back.
"Look Silent! Pinkie Pie went through a lot of trouble of setting up this party just for you" she said looking at me dead straight in the eye.
"..."
"WELL!?"
"..."
"I'M WAITING FOR AN ANSWER!"
"...spaghetti"
"No"
"Spaghetti"
"No"
"Spaghetti"
"No"
"Spaghetti"
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!?!?!?"
"...ZZZZZ" I fall asleep at the spot
"Guess he was tired?" said the cellist looking at me peacefully asleep
"Augh...fine" Twilight said in defeat
*yawn* that was good...where am!?
Somewhere
Oh okay...WAIT WHO THE BUCK ARE YOU?!?!?
I panicked at the 'voice' who answered my question. I looked at every corner of the room until I look up the window to see a black and red bird. We stared at each other for a while until it flew off.
That was strange...
Heading towards the door I found myself unable to open it. Then I remember about Twilight locking them...cures you, you lavender pony.
Looking back at the window where the bird was at, seeing how it was open, I thought of flying to it.
Let's see, wings are free, no bounds. Ok let's fly
I opened my wings, ready to take off. I don't think I've tried to fly yet. So I jumped a few times off the bed. It took a few tries but I started to get the hang of it and started flapping away.
Woah, this is difficult than it looks, okay wings just a bit higher...and, YES
I made it to the window and proudly walked through it. The town was busy as the eye could see, seeing how big they were, everypony was doing something. I glided down towards the ground and landed safely...okay that was a lie, I hit the ground face first. Luckily nopony saw me.
Taking a stroll through the pony town, avoiding eye contact, I took in the scenery. I reached the water fountain and decided to sit on a bench. It took me a while how to properly sit like a pony.
Soon my ear started twitching, hearing something familiar... strings?
I hopped off the bench and started looking for the source of the musical sound. I found myself going through alleyways and over other ponies' houses. Until I finally found the source of the sound.
It was Octavia playing the cello. I stared for a while. Enjoying the music. I don't know how long I listened, but it was then interrupted by a flash of memories.
"And now you hold your first finger on the D string and pull your bow" a man instructed his students
"Every good, now this is we start the D-major scale, now pull out your workout sheet"
"Oh Silent I didn't expect you to be here," Octavia said surprised with her cheeks red. She finally noticed me.
"Um...yeah," I said.
"I thought Twilight locked you up in a room."
"Well...i...escaped through a window" I explained to the confused and yet flustered gray Earth pony.
"Okay Spike we're going to get Silent and send him to the princesses"
"Okay but why?" the young Dragon asked.
"Because he could be dangerous, sure right now he doesn't have any memories but that shouldn't mean we can't take precautions" Twilight explained.
The pair walked towards the room that they locked Silent in.
"Silent!...Silent?" Twilight called out.
"No response?"
They both entered, after Twilight unlocked the door, to discover that he wasn't there.
After meeting up with Octavia I wanted to leave somewhere else that was not in the open. I knew that Twilight was not going to be happy with me. With all the spells she put up, it was a simple window that let me escape. Not soon after, a loud scream was heard coming from the castle. That was my cue to get going.
I cleared my throat to make myself as clear as possible.
"Do you know... where I can find a place to stay?" I said. It was still difficult to speak.
"Um...well you could stay with me for a few days," she said with a massive blush on her face.
Why is she blushing? Did I come off as suggestive?
So then she brought me to her place. It was a strange house. It was split between two different designs. One side seemed to be relaxed classical music, but the other was the complete opposite. The inside was the same as well. Was this intentional? Did she have two sides or did she live with somepony else?
"HEY TAVI!!!" somepony's voice came from the door behind us.
My question has been answered.
"Ugh, Vinyl, how many times have I told her not to scream when she gets home". She said in a whisper.
"Hey! how ya do-, hey it's Silent, so ya managed to bring him to bed I see." Vinyl elbowed Octavia with a smirk on her face
"V-vinyl!" She yelled with an even bigger blush.
Maybe I should leave. This is getting awkward really fast
I turn and head towards the door, but something grabs my left hind leg. I turn my head to see Vinyl on the ground with a magical blue aura surrounding her horn.
"Wait! Don't go! I didn't think you would leave! Don't go, please!!!!" she starts babbling away and soon a waterfall of tears start to flow out beneath her shades
"..."
She starts to give, what I think are puppy eyes, can't tell because of obvious reasons.
If I leave she'll most likely give Octavia a harder time unless she's faking it, but if I stay...
After some time thinking I look down at her and give her a "fine" look.
"YES!!!" she raises a hoof into the air and then walks away to her room as if nothing happened.
Yeah, she was definitely faking it.
"Ahem" Octavia butted in "Shall I show you the room you will be staying in?" she offered.
"Wait, We have a guest bedroom!?" A muffled voice came from across the house.
"Yes we do, It just that somepony drives them away!" Octavia yelled back to her roommate.
If that's how thing are then I hope it's not a room full of spider webs.
She leads me into the hallway to a door on the left. The door didn't look neglected, so that was a good sign. She then placed her hoof on the door handle and opened it.
"Here you go, I hope it suits you well, Silent"
The room looked clean. It was a fairly sized room for one pony. It had a single bed, a desk across from it, and a mirror next to it.
"It alright with me" I said.
"Oh, well then I'll be off, please make yourself at home" she walked out leaving me in the room alone.
I close the door and wander around the room for a bit. I took a look in the mirror. I haven't been able to take a good look at myself since I wound up in this world. Staring back at me is an unfamiliar figure. Black mane and tail with a slightly lighter coat. I finally saw my wings, which looked too small to lift me. My eyes were purple, which I thought was cool. I don't think that was naturally possible in my old world.
After a few hours later I decide to go outside to the front porch to relax and hoped that nopony saw me.
"There you are, Silent!"
Well then, just great, my day couldn't get better
Twilight was looking at me with a death glare on her face. She was currently above me.
"Okay, mister, where have you been?" She landed right in front of me.
Much to my annoyance, I thought she would know. I did leave a note for her...oh wait, I forgot to write the note....oops. As a matter of fact, I don't know how to write with these hooves.
"Here..."
"And where is here?"
"Ponyville"
"Augh, that's not what I mean, where in Ponyville?"
"Here..."
"You're not making any sense"
"...no?"
She continued babbling her mouth out until I just got up from the chair I was in and walked past her, but it seems that She was so busy running her mouth that She didn't notice me next to her until she stopped for a breather.
"AH! Will, you stop doing that!" she blurted out.
"Doing what?" I said appearing opposite of where I was standing
"That! Celestia! It's like you're somehow related to Pinkie!"
"Did somepony call me?" the Party Pony said as she popped out of Twilight's mane.
How does one fit in there?
"Yes, pinkie but I don't need you right now," but pikie ignored her because she was too busy staring at me.
This is getting me out of my comfort zone
"...do it" she whispered into my ear.
"What?" I said confused by what She meant.
"Do your ninja thing."
"I'm not sure by wha-" but didn't get to finish my sentence because all of a sudden she pulled me into a tight hug that felt that She was going to break a few ribs
She let go and exploded into colorful confetti.
What the hay was that about? First, she asked me if I could do my ninja thing and then she hugs me and then disappeared without saying a word...am I doing something here that's making everypony I meet act differently around me?
Soon the sun begins to fall and night stars to take over the sky
"Come on Silent it's getting dark" she turns to her castle but I stay behind and turn towards Octavia and Vinyl's house. Then a familiar magical grip gets me by my scarf
"And where do think you are going?" the alicorn demanded
"...I don't like being locked up in a castle against my own will"
"Is that it? Well, first you should be grateful that I gave you a place to stay because if I didn't then blabla blabla blabla blabla blabla blabla blabla blabla" I toned out because this mare was getting on my nerves.
Come on Silent think of something...um, Oh I've got it
"Hey Twilight, Spike is trying to eat somepony's gems"
"Wait!? Spike!...wait there's nopony there, you little-" she started but couldn't finish because I disappeared.
I see what she means now
Ah finally someplace to rest...and need it...Okay, rule one: never go outside
I throw myself onto the bed and let the darkness take over me. The bed was really comfortable. I guess that's what happens when you don't have any guests stay over.
BAM
I was awakened by some strange sound coming from the kitchen, it sounded like some form of music. It didn't sound like any music Octavia would play.
It must be Vinyl's music
I get out of bed and head towards the kitchen. I see Octavia with a face that gives you the impression that she was forcefully awakened.
Vinyl was washing the dishes with the music pumping out of the speakers.
How can somepony go around their day with this, but I like it a bit
"Oh, Silent, good morning, don't mind her, she really needs to learn it's rude to wake ponies up from their beauty sleep".
"Morning...I can tell..."
"Yo! Silent good morning!!!" Vinyl screamed over the music.
"Okay, Silent this is how you hold a snake without making it nervous". Fluttershy quietly whispered to me. The yellow pegasus was showing me how to take care of animals.
First off, this was not my idea of spending my morning here. I was peacefully sleeping in my bed until Twilight woke me up by dumping a cold ice bucket of water. What happened next, I can not really say for sure. One moment she was towering above me and then the next she was across the room inside of a wall.
So, she then told me if I can't be social with ponies then I should hang out with animals, and that is why I'm with Fluttershy.
"Very good Silent, you should hang out more with the little critters I have" She sounded very impressed. I wondered if not all ponies were good at caring for other animals.
"...yeah I might" I muttered out.
This went on for hours and hours. She then showed how to pet a porcupine, how to feed the bear, and so on. I couldn't leave, because if I did, Twilight threatened that she would send me to the moon. Whether or not that was true I decided not to risk it. if magic was real in this world then that idea wouldn't be too far fetched.
"SILENT!" Fluttershy yelled, which is rare for her, even when scowling at her bunny, Angel. When she does, it means trouble
Oh great, what now?
"One of the bunnies went into the Everfree Forest and I'm afraid that he may get lost," she started to tear up "All alone in a dark spooky forest with scary monsters".
Oh great, I guess this means that I'm going in there
I go into the forest to look for that bunny of hers. The forest doesn't seem that scary. It was just very dense with bushes, trees, and blackthorn vines. It doesn't seem like a bad place to live. In fact, I think I saw a house back there.
This is turning into a bullcrap day, I'm forced out of a perfectly warm bed and now I'm stuck looking for a bunny.
After hours of searching, I take a break and sit under a tree. I look up to see the treetops blocking out most of the sunlight. I keep wondering to myself why ponies tend to stay away from here.
There's got to be an easier way to find this bunny.
But before I do anything else, something grabs me by the leg. I look down to see that It's the bunny im looking for. I think. I could be Angel coming to mock me.
Well, that was easier than I thought
We turn back but then get lost, because it seems I have a terrible sense of direction. We past trees, bushes, logs, a pond, and even more trees.
"Oh...I hope they're alright" the yellow pegasi said standing at the edge of the forest.
"Hey, Fluttershy!" the yellow mare was startled by the unexpected visit. She turned her head to see Twilight walking up to her.
"Oh, Twilight! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be back at the castle reading or reorganizing?" she asked her friend.
"Oh yes, but I'm here to check up on Silent...where is he?" she said looking around, moving her head left and right. She looked back to her friend with a stern face.
"Oh, he went into the forest to find one of Angle's brothers that went running off"
Twilight's left eye started to twitch.
"You-you sent him into the Everfree forest?" she said with a bit of panic in her voice.
"Yes I...Oh no," she said realizing what she had done.
Ohbuckohbuckohbuck I'm gonna die
I was being chased by some weird wolfs, I was running around, dashing left and right hoping to shake them off my tail.
Left, right, left righleftrightleft
After a few more minutes of running, I was starting to get tired. Turning my head back, with the wolfs still after me. The bunny holding onto my scarf for dear life.
"You got any ideas?" I asking it. It looks at me and points at my sides, it's pointing at my wings.
Wow, I feel stupid somehow I keep forgetting that I have wings.
Spreading them out insanity, I use one final thrust in my legs to jump off the ground, out to the treetops and into the sky. I feel the wind blowing against the wind, it feels nice. I glide around looking at which way to go.
I'm getting tired... but that was...so...much...running...
My vision gets blurry and without realizing it, I'm falling towards the ground.
Twilight was trying to calm Fluttershy down. After having a breakdown and blaming herself that if Silent got hurt it she'd be banished to Tartarus.
"Calm down, it's not your fault...ok maybe a bit," she hesitated "I'll get the rest of the girls to join us and search for Silent". She got up from her seat and prepared a spell for teleportation.
She was stopped by the sound of somepony knocking on the door. The sound brought hope for both of the mares. They both ran to the door. She quickly opened it but saw nopony there.
"Hello!-...hello?" Twilight said poking her head out the doorway but nopony was there. She didn't understand why somepony would play a prank all the way out here.
"Down here," said a small child voice. Twighlit's eyes widened.
Opening my eyes to see what happened, and also hoping that I wasn't lunch.
Ow, what happened?
Getting up and seeing that I landed on a bed of blue flowers...didn't seem so bad.
Then realizing that the bunny wasn't anywhere near me I jumped up and looked left and right. I panicked, what would Fluttershy do if she saw that I came back empty-handed, or hooved. He was next to a tree in the middle of the flower field. Walking up closer I saw that it got bigger.
"Did you get taller?...wait...my-my voice!" I sounded like a small child. Looking down I see that my legs were shorter and my scarf was now dangling and on the dirt.
Great I'm gonna have to wash this later...when was the last time I washed it?
I couldn't deepen my thoughts because they were interrupted by the same wolfs from earlier, and to be honest, I was getting tired of the bullcrap
"Let's go!" I command the bunny, funny that I'm saving it and yet don't know his name, at least it's not Angel.
One of the wolves lunged straight at me, but having wings it was easily avoided. A few hours moments later I was tiring the wolves out...guess being a small child means you have a lot of energy to burn. When I saw that they couldn't keep up with me I used all the energy I had in them to make a break for it.
While the bunny was still on my back, my scarf was still dangling and often got stuck in bushes or trees.
This is really getting annoying, trying to pull my scarf, and I still don't know where I am
The bunny started to tug on my ear and pointed to the left of me.
...I hope you're right about this
"A foal wandering the forest alone?" said a voice watching Silent from the shadows, It was hidden underneath a dark cloak with a few streak lines of a single color.
"Yes it seems so, so young, but yet... its mind is so mature" another voice whispered to the other.
The two cloaked figures kept a close watch on Silent as he progressed through the forest.
"Can he be the 'one' we've been looking for?" the second one asked, "all alone but not frightened, tired out a pack of timberwolves."
"One born from the sky, dark as the night sky, silent as the night," the other replied to the other "he might be...but so young, I am confused"
"Let us report back," it said looking back at a lost Silent "The Enders will want to hear of this"
And in a flash of purple light, they were gone only leaving a small light that died out as quickly as it sprung to life
Almost there, I can see the end of the forest, how can Rainbow keep this up?
After wandering the forest, I finally found myself, and the bunny, safely outside the cottage.
Okay I tell...or give the bunny back to Fluttershy and then I head home...wait I'm still a foal...WHY AM I SO CALMED?!!??!!?
Walking up to the door I knocked, it seems so much larger now. I wait for a while. The door suddenly swings open. Good thing that they open inward because if they opened outward I would have been sent flying back to the forest.
The door opened revealing Twilight she had a no-so-friendly face, but that quickly disappeared as she looked around.
"Hello!-...hello?" she said looking anywhere but down.
Of course, l'm shorter
Taking a deep breath, I brought out two words
"Down here," I said in my new voice
(Twilight's POV)
I looked down in front of me to see a small colt. I wonder why he was here all alone. Ponyville was too far for any small child to travel alone. Where his parents around?
"Oh? Hello little colt, what are you doing here, shouldn't you be with your mother?" I asked.
He just looked at me and rolled his eyes, how rude, and then pointed at his scarf. The scarf its self was black with a purple line running on its edges, but it was a complete mess. It was covered in twigs, dirt and had a few rips here and there. It was too long for somepony his age and stature.
Suddenly a small white bunny hopped out. It wiped dirt from its rud and hopped towards Fluttershy. Strange the only reason why that bunny would be with him is if he...
"Silent?!" I yelled in surprise. Turning my attention back to him.
(Silent's POV)
She lifted me off the ground and into the air. Fluttershy just looked at me with a face of guilt. Something tells me that she's blaming herself for this.
"Fluttershy, don't be sad...you weren't thinking," I said...that must've been my longest sentence since coming into Equestria. Wait. My throat doesn't hurt anymore.
Then she started squeezing me. I think she was trying to apologize for sending me to a dangerous mission, but I think she forgot that I was fully grown pony and now thinks she let a child go into the forest.
Ghaaaa!!!! Abort, abort!
"Fluttershy!!!" Twilight yelled snapping her friend out of her trance.
Finally letting me go, I was free to breathe again. As she put me done I was immediately lifted into the air by a magical aura surrounding me. Twilight brought me up to eye level. She studied me trying to figure out what was wrong.
The door flew open with a familiar blue mane unicorn appearing from it. The door was left with a hoof-shaped dent on it.
"Yo wazzup! I'm here to check up on- Woah...did you do something to Silent?" she asked. I surprised she recognized me.
Oh Great, please tell me you're here to save me from all this torture
I eyed to her hopping the message got to her. She looked confused, so I pointed at Twilight.
"Oh! Twilight can you put him Down, cuz it doesn't seem he likes to be carried" Twilight looked at me and I gave her an annoyed look.
"Oh, sorry Silent it's just...YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!!" she levitated me closer to her and rubbed her cheek against mine.
Nononono I don't want this!!!! Too much affection!!!!...kill me...
Why was she suddenly being all cutesy with me? Wasn't she annoyed with me? Searulsy I still a grown pony only stuck in a child's body.
Then an idea popped into my head. While she was rubbing my cheek with hers, I looked at Vinyl mouthing out the words "distract her".
She caught it and levitated a vase and slightly tilt it to where it was guaranteed to fall, but it didn't. So she moved it closer to the edge. Still nothing. She gave an annoyed look and kicked the stand it was on. The vase finally fell and broke. She looked away and whistled innocently.
"Oh no! On second Silently!" she said putting me down as she and Fluttershy cleaned up the broken vase.
Vinyl took this opportunity and quickly grabbed me with her own magic and made a run for it. She put me on her back. I looked back a noticed that they hadn't noticed that I had left.
After Twighlit and Fluttershy finished cleaning up the mess. They turned their attention towards the small colt.
"Silently? Pfft, ha! Can't wait till Tavi gets a load of this" Vinyl said laughing. She could see it but I was annoyed at her.
"...no...as long she's easy with the affection," I said speaking up.
"Aw, look at you and your cute voice!" she squealed.
You have no idea what I'm going through, are you?
"Come on don't give me that face"
After finally arriving, as expected, Octavia was spreading her joy and love pestering me. She started to lift me everywhere around the house. She even tried to feel like a child. However, I was a bit grateful because I still don't know how to eat with these hooves. After a while, the two roommates started arguing about whether I should sleep with one of them. They would not share.
"Come on Tavi you don't even know how to take care of him. You'll just treat him like your cello" Vinyl levitating me to her side
"Oh really? I suspect you have experience with goals? As I remember your last foal sitting job ended up in disaster" she said pulling me back to her side.
This continued, with me being pulled to one side and back, for a few more hours till I collapsed of exhaustion. A day of running away from wolves, being turned into a small foal and getting fought for can be tiring work.
I woke up to see where I was. I was in a dark room, probably in the middle of the night. I was next to Octavia and she had me next to her like a mother would cuddle up with her offspring. I guess she won.
...just enjoy the ride I guess...
"Are you sure he is the one?" a dark cold voice spoke out of the dark shadows.
"Yes...this young colt cannot be mistaken, although he did have some poison joke on him, so this cannot be his true form" the cloaked figure replied.
"Then it is settled...a new Ender will join us, Silver Dusk you will retrieve this colt," the Cold voice commanded Silver Dusk
"Yes commander"
"Oh, and by the way...your little sister Lily Shine...is missing" The figure's voice turned soft.
"Again?"
"Yes."
"Little brat," she said under her breath.
Why do I feel like I'm going to get in more trouble?
I shook that thought from my head and tried to go to sleep. I then heard the door slowly opening. I slighly opened one eye to see that it was Vinyl. She made her way towards me. She surrounded me in her blue aura and lifted me away from Octavia. She then quickly placed a pillow where I was.
I wake up the next morning. At first, I don't notice anything out of the ordinary. It isn't until I take a good look at my surroundings. I don't recognize this room. It had blue color walls that alternated between different shades. There was a lot of equipment that did not recognize.
My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of snoring right next to me. Looking over I can see that it Viny. Then I remember that she snuck me out of Octavia's room in the middle of the night.
So this is what her room looks like.
I get up, hoping that I would be back to my full size. I find a mirror on her closet door and take a look at myself. To my disappoint, I was still a small colt. Everything is so much bigger when you're a child.
Vinyl was starting to mumble in her sleep "Yo, little guy. Where's my bass cannon?"
What's a bass cannon...you know what, I don't want to know. I wondered if Twilight knows how to reverse this curse.
I leave the room and entered the living room. I take a look at the coat hanger. My scarf was probably placed there by one of the girls. I decided not to take and leave it behind since it was still dirty from being dragged across the ground yesterday. I make my way out the front door.
It took me a while to find Twilight's castle. I initially started walking but I kept getting stopped by random mares that I came across. Asking me if I was lost or something. They would rub my cheeks together with their hooves or mess with my mane. I wasn't liking the attention, so every time I saw one I would dash behind a wall or passing cart. I kept this up but was still found by them. I wasn't until I saw a grey pegasus flying by and bumping into things that I remember that I could fly too.
I don't understand how hard it was to find the Castle, even in the air. I mean it was a purple-colored crystal castle in the middle of a small town. When I finally did I was met by Spike greeting me at the door.
"Hey! Aren't you that colt that Twilight has been talking about lately?" He asked.
"I guess?" I replied. "Can you take me to her? I need to ask her about something."
"Sure, come on in."
He leads me to a room that had a table in the middle of the room with six chairs surrounding it. Twilight her self is flying above cleaning. She took notice of me and dove down. Expecting to get scowled at I was instead brought into a tight embrace.
Ghaaa not again!!
"Okay Silent, listen up. The effect on your body was caused by a flower called a poison joke." The alicorn spoke to me as she showed put me down and showed me a picture of the flower. "The only way to reverse its effects is by brewing up a specific potion. Luckily I know somepony or zebra that can help."
Okay. It seems simple enough.
"However, we need to find the ingredients first." She said.
"Great," I say sarcastically.
"...big sister thinks that she's the boss of me? Me! I'll show her. She thinks that I need somepony to watch over me." A small filly with a white coat and silver mane wonders out of the Everfree forest. Stomping her hooves on the ground.
She soon finds herself in Ponyville and in front of Pinkie Pie. Annoyed by this. She tells her to buck off. Pinkie wasn't fazed by this and resumed to what she was doing as if nothing happened.
"Weird pink pony," she told herself. She keeps walking until she spots a castle in the middle of the town.
"...I wonder when this was put up?" she asked. She had been out to Ponyville before, without permission, but never saw it before.
"A few months ago" Pinkie answered her question.
Surprised by her act caused the filly to jump into the air afloat. "Didn't I just tell you to buck off?!"
"Oh no, you have a naughty mouth young filly, Auntie Pinkie Pie will have to teach you some manners" She said pulling out a bar of soap.
The filly stared in confusion.
Exiting the room with a list of the ingredients I need to bring to Zecora. I walk towards the exit. Feeling the breeze made me feel a bit naked without my scarf. I wouldn't go back to Rarity's because she would charge me and I don't have any bits.
I reach the doors that lead outside only to find a filly pegasus attacking Pinkie Pie. The filly was 'punching' her and Pinkie was being Pinkie, I guess. She wasn't showing any signs of pain from the filly's punches.
"I will rip your head and feed it to the dragons and I will display the rest on top of my trophy case for everypony to see!" the filly yelled while Pinkie was looking at some birds.
I stood there watching the event unfold. I didn't need to stick around any longer. The sooner I find these ingredients the sooner I can have my old body back. Well, my new old body actually. I go around them hoping they would ignore me.
However, my actions are noticed by the filly. She quickly stopped what she was doing and shoved Pinkie out of the way. Surprisingly this actually sent Pinkie flying across town. A faint thud was heard with a burst of laughter following it. She stared at me for a few more seconds before making her way towards me.
"Hey! What are you going?" she asked me.
"Somewhere," I tell her.
"Where?" she asked again.
"Somewhere"
"Where?"
"Somewhere"
"Where?"
"..."
I didn't respond after that and kept making my out of Ponyville. Twilight said that she would meet me when I finally had all the ingredients. The white filly kept bugging me until we were outside Ponyville. It was getting really annoying. I just wanted to swing my arm and bash her in the head
You know you're getting really annoying and it's getting worse by the second
"Well I'm sorry if I'm bugging you, but I just want to know where you're going," she said.
Why do you even what to know? You just met me.
"Because I'm bored that why. My sister doesn't let me out on my own and always has somepony watching over me. So when I escaped I saw you, you were the only interesting one."
Wait, you can read my mind?
"Yes and no, you see I'm from a secret clan, that not even the princesses know about, called Enders. I don't know why we're called that. Enders can talk to each other telekinetically...wait how do you not know this?" she said confused at me at the end.
I don't... I just don't know anything until a few days ago
"Really?" she said surprised.
Can you stop following me?
"You don't like being around ponies do you?" she asked me.
No
Next thing I know, she has me a tight hug.
"Yay, a pony like me!" she yelled in excitement.
You know that there's something called personal space
"...don't care," she said as she made her grip on me tighter. This was really, no, way out of my comfort zone.
Get off me
I tried to push her away but she responded by squeezing me harder and taking the air out of my lungs. This was getting really annoying and painful really fast. I noticed that my wings were free. An idea popped into my head.
"Hey! what are you-!" she was interrupted by me flying up into the air and diving back down, and as expected, she let go. However, she began flapping her own wings.
She has wings too, dammit.
"Are you trying to kill me?"
Nope just trying to get rid of you
She dived towards me "I don't think so".
Griffin!
"Where?!" she turned around in hopes of seeing it. Looks like they exist in this world too.
So without hesitation I quickly flew as fast as my little pegasus wings could take me. I made my way to the Everfree forest.
"Where is it-?" she turned around only to see nopony around. "Are you kidding me?!"
So Zecora's hut should be around here...so, ah, this must be it
I found my way to the zebra's home. I really hoped that she could make the potion that would turn me back into my regular age, or that expedition I took was for nothing.
I flew up to the door and knocked three times
"Who knocks? Speak or you will get a block.". A zebra comes out of the hut and looks at me, once I got her attention
"Um..."
"Speak little colt, so not be shy. Are you lost and need a direction to fly?"
"No, I had a...poison joke accident."
"Oh is this not your true form? "
"No"
Then after me jumping into the potion and getting out to have my real self out, I gave Zecora the ingredients and something else from Twilight. I don't know what it was and she didn't seem like she wanted to tell me either.
Okay now that that's taken care of I can-
I didn't finish my thought because of a single hit to the back of my head.
"So...he was a stallion?" a feminine voice spoke out.
"I would appear so" another replied.
"Let's take him back, oh, and sis never run off again" the first one spoke to a small filly.
"Whatever" she bluntly replied to her older sister.
The two dragged the unconscious colt away to who knows where.
I wake up to get greeted with a pain on the back of my head. Whatever it was, it was hard enough to knock me out completely. I observe my surroundings. The entire room looks to be very primitive. The walls look to be made out of hay tied together and even the bed I'm on is made out of hay too.
I try to see if there is a way to sneak out of here, but I don't find any kind of windows or small openings to see out of. I don't want to walk out of the front entrance because who knows what's waiting for me out there.
Oh great I'm probably gonna die here...why am I going straight for that?
A pony wearing a black cloak covering her whole body, except the head, enters through the main entrance. She has a grey colored coat with a darker mane color. Her eyes are yellow, and they stare right at me with an ominous feel.
"You there, get up," she commands me. I think to my self for a while. Do I do as she says, or don't? Coming up with an option I look at her in the eyes.
I fall back to sleep.
"Is this really the one we've been looking for? All he's done is sleep," another cloaked mare spoke to her companion.
She nods In agreement. "Really pathetic."
The two mares wait for hours for Silent to wake up. When he did wake up it was only for a few minutes before going back to sleep. They didn't understand how he was keeping this up. At some point, he would need to eat. So they just had to wait it out longer.
"How are we even allowing this?" the cloaked mare asked.
"Have patience"
One week later
"Okay this has gone far enough"
"You think?"
The mares grab a bucket of cold water and dumped it onto Silent's head.
Cold ice water bucket....classic
I get up and look at the two ponies that woke me up. One was cloaked and was accompanied by another mare. She had a silver mane and tail with a black color coat. Her eyes were red. Not sure which shade of red, but it does seem to be among the darker ones.
"What do you mean, classic?" she asks.
Wait how did you...oh, I see. You must be Enders.
"Yes, we are the Enders. I am Silver Dusk and this here is Grey Mist" she said pointing at the mare beside her. She had a grey coat, with a darker color mane and tail and yellow eyes.
Okay, I'm Silent Night, nice to meet you. Can I leave now?
"No, you cannot leave"
I don't say anything to them out loud but through our mental link. Underneath my static face, I'm smirking.
"What?! How dare you use that foul language against me" No idea what I just said, but it made her a bit ticked off.
"I like it," she said with a seductive tone.
Well sh*t, that did not go as planned.
"Talk dirty to me."
You know what f**k this. I walk past them but I collided with a small filly after leaving the room. I look down to see a familiar white filly.
Oh great, you again
"It's you?" she said surprisingly.
I look around to see that I'm in a village with solid bildings. I look at where I was staying. It looked as if it was quickly built by using whatever was available to use.
Yeah, so do you know the way out of this village and back to Ponyville?
"Yeah, down the path, straight past the archer tower. Then follow the path made of purple flowers. That should lead you to the edge of the forest." she pointed at a tall tower with at least 20 ponies. All of them had black cloaks.
What is with this place and cloaks?
Before I could make my way out, I was stopped by the same two mares. Both were now revealed to be pegasi.
"You're not going anywhere," she said and her eyes started to glow and my vision was blinded by a white flash.
what the!?
I open my eyes to find myself in a weird place with wood carvings of ponies. The entire room looked to be made entirely of stone.
Would you mind getting off me?
Oops, sorry
I looked down to see that I was on top of Silver Dusk. Then realize what position we were in. I was practically mounting her as if I was going to-, I'm not gonna finish that thought.
If we are gonna do that, wait until marriage...or not, we could do-
Stop it
You're no fun Mist
This is getting awkward and I'll be leaving now
But instead I'm brought face to face with an old pony with a scar going down on his right eye.
Scared eye, huh. Let me guess, you're the tough one that has something to prove.
I beg your pardon?
Human stuff
...
I notice that the room is lit up with candles. There are windows visible. So if this room is solely depended on candles...
I spread my wings, and with a strong push of my wings, the candles go out.
Okay, good news, I was successful at getting out and escaping, bad new was that I had a bunch of archers on my tail.
Trying to dodge them while flying isn't as easy as it looks in the movies. You have to look back and look at where you're going at the same time. Especially when you're going at high speeds.
Why are you chasing me? What did I ever do to you!?!?!?
I never got my answer, but instead collided with a tree.
Ouch...
My vision darkened, only seeing the pegasi archers landing right next to me.
Meanwhile in ponyville
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONE?!?!?!?" a very outraged alicorn yelled reacting to the news she received from Vinyl and Octavia.
It was a week since Silent was last seen and just now they had reported it. All this time she thought that Silent finally got the cure to the poison joke and went back to them. Turns out that didn't happen at all.
"Well, he was last seen with a small pegasus filly", explained Octavia.
"Come again?"
I found myself once again waking up. I was in the old room with my wings tied.
Why did you flee?
...because you kidnapped me? Or is it foalnapped?
I remembered that I was still trapped in a foal's body. Which means these mares were flirting with a child.
Do child services exist in this world?
"I should give you an explanation as to why we took you." the old pony explained while I was trying to lean away from Silver Dusk, who was in my personal bubble. She was right next to me useing her wing to push me closer to her.
Seriously where are the child services?
"...and," I said, wanting him to continue, because the sooner the better.
"The Enders are a race slightly different from the rest of equestrian ponies. We have longer stamina, we can heal any injury our body comes across, we retain and store information much more efficiently," he stopped to chuckle for a bit before he continued. "Even the ones who don't study can learn and use every equation possible within 10 minutes, and, unicorn or not, can teleport far distances than the most advanced unicorn."
He stops to catch his breath, by all the deep breaths he takes I can tell he's really old. He then starts talking more about the Enders, but I zone out after a few minutes.
"Where do you come into place, you might ask?" he smiles. "The Ender race is made up of mostly mares." That explains a lot, seeing all the ponies I passed, they're all mares. Wait a minute.
"The ratio for giving a colt is less than the regular pony ratio and far more than you think, a million to one to be exact"
I don't like where this is going.
He gives out a small chuckle
"I want you to be the stud."
No No No. Nope! Not happening. I mean I'm currently a child right now.
While he was rambling on, I was also loosening the ropes. I swiftly kick Silver in the face. She falls to the ground but quickly recovers. However, I've already gotten far enough away. I'm flying through the same halls hoping for a different way out. Quickly, the sunlight catches my eye.
A window. Thank Celestia for windows, my best friends in this world.
I fly out, but I'm quickly ambushed by the guards. Luckily I'm small and have experience escaping from others. Each one has a spear, but they're not thrusting them. They're swinging them, which means that they plan on taking me alive.
I quickly learn that it's easier for me to make sharper turns. So I use this to my advantage. Using the trees I turn and quickly change direction. This causes some of them to fly into each other. Soon there is only a handful of them left. But I don't want to risk any luck, so I keep going at it.
A mare suddenly appears in front of me. It seems that they've caught onto my plan. She takes a swing, it grazes me on my left side. It's not much an injury but it doesn't hurt any less. Probably because of my current body.
I realize that I'm really high up. I spot a small building structure, probably for storage, with a window. I quickly look at my comprehender and give this a smile, before diving nose down. I make s few sharp turns through the tree to lose them. I quickly go through the window.
I take a moment to catch my breath. That chase to a lot out of me. Not sure if I'd rather have this than the timberwolves.
I take a look around. I notice that I'm in a weapons storage.
Maybe there's something in-
No! No thinking out loud. If I do what I've been doing they might be able to track me down.
I see a bunch of bows and arrows. Some swords, Nope, some clubs, don't think so, pretty much everything in here is either too heavy or have to carry on my hooves. Curse this small body.
Nothing looks like it going to help me get out of here. Until I see some strange blades connected to two metal rods, not too long, the rods are hollowed. looking like something is supposed to go in there. There are what I think are blueprints of hat they're supposed to be for. The object seems to be just a prototype. It is also just small enough for me. Probably just a test model to see it will work.
Perfect
"Where is he?" Silver asked Gray.
"He's somehow been able to lose us, but he couldn't have gone too far."
"...really?" Silver said sarcastically at her partner
"You! There!" Gray ordered one of the archers.
She teleported down in front of her, "Yes?"
"Seek him out with-" but she never finished because of somepony colliding with her. She's knocked to the ground. She opens her eyes to see a large gash on her back. The gash is big enough to keep her out of commission for a while.
Ouch, that must have hurt
The blades on the weapon I found came in handy...or is it hoofy? Well, whatever the case, I found my new weapon. I basically swing my wings one at a time, while on the ground, but in the air I dive down and pull up and collide against one of the archers. Wounding them a bit.
"Stop right there!" another archer came out of nowhere, teleported in fact, and shot one of her arrows.
I was no trouble, just jump to the left to avoid it. All it did was piss her off more. She stood still for a minute and a split second later 4 more archers came out.
I really need to learn how to teleport, yeah that'll be useful
"Why won't you stay still!?" one of them screamed, they are really hard to tell apart. Maybe because of the cloaks that they wear.
When something is trying to kill you, would you stay still, run or defend yourself?
I lock them up or kill them
...okay
I fly out of their range and as high as I can go. This would have been an easy escape, but then I remember that they can teleport.
One of them had a weird-looking sword and the other had a club.
Oh crap...I really need to teleport
"teleportation takes years of concentration and practice," the mare holding the sword answered, and with her mouth.
Screw this
I flew up higher, only to dive down and plow my way through her and past others. Their hospital is going to be busy for a few weeks.
As I made my way to the edge of the village, without trying to be seen, I dashed from one house's shadow to the next. I was almost there until a familiar small white filly appeared next to me
"Hi!"
Shush, I'm trying to escape
"Oh, can I come?"
...what? Are you crazy? I can't bring you back with me!
"No! Take me!" she yelled.
This filly was going to get me caught again. Then an idea popped into my head. The old stallion said that they can retain information better than the average pony. So she may be able to help me out.
One condition, teach me everything you know. Starting with teleportation.
She looks at me with hope in her eyes and smiles.
"Deal!"
After that we fly tree branch to tree branch, only to stop for passing by patrols. We had a few close calls, but we managed to get past them.
A few hours later, after close capture and me probably almost getting raped just to bring their population going. I'm sure that's not the last time I'm going to see them. We arrive at the edge of Ponyville. To my surprise, there were posters of me with large bold letters saying 'Missing'.
This is going to be a long explanation.
The filly, Lilly Shine, looks at me with a questionable face.
"Why?" she asks
I just roll my eyes as we walk into the crowd of ponies.
"You don't like to talk much, do you?" she speaks up. I reply by shaking my head.
"Oh, I know! When somepony wants to ask you something, I'll translate your thoughts to them. " the filly suggests.
It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville, but I couldn't see it for myself. The reason I couldn't enjoy my morning is that MY ROOMMATES WERE BUGGING ME! Seriously they would not leave me alone for a moment. It had been three full days. I was surprised that they weren't asking why I brought home a child.
Apparently there was a search and rescue going on for the entire week I was gone. They were about to declare me officially dead. That was completely taken care of the moment I got back or rather after making a quick stop by Zecora's hut to remove the poison joke. Speaking of getting back.
"HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?" The cellist screamed in my ear.
Octavia was being hysterical. She was in disbelief that I was taking this so calmly. The moment I walked in the front door all Taurus broke loose. What is Tartarus anyways? I guess I'll find out later. So anyway the moment I walked in both mares looked like they'd seen a ghost. Octavia dropped her tea and Vinyl's slid down her muzzle, revealing her eyes.
I was gone for a week because I was taken hostage by a group of mares.
"He was gone for a week because he was foalnapped by my sister and her group," a small filly spoke up. I still have no idea how Octavia was all up in me and didn't care that I brought home a filly.
"Whoa, ya mean he was raped?" Vinyl spoke up.
"No, but almost"
They're going to be back, I know they will.
"They're going to be back again, maybe" Lilly translated. Even though it wasn't 100 percent correct, it was still the same message.
You know what I going out for a walk. Lilly, it's about time you showed me how to teleport.
"We're going for a walk until you calm down," Lilly said. Both of us start making our way out.
"Wait a minute, who's the child?" Octavia asked finally noticing Lilly. She stared at me with suspicious eyes.
It was in the middle of the afternoon with Celestia's sun hovering above us. I was with Lilly on a small hill just outside the skirts of Ponyville. We were safe from anyone seeing us. Except for Octavia, she somehow got a telescope and was spying on us with it.
So, will you be able to teach me now?!
"Well, you see..." Lilly said nervously to get her sentence out, "I haven't perfected it myself yet"
Are you serious?!
"B-but you'll still be able to teleport...just with a few side effects"
Like?
"You'll get dizzy after 15 times and will have the urge to throw up," she said sheepishly.
Great, didn't you at least pay attention. Aren't you able to retain information better than ponies?
She laughed nervously. "I didn't pay attention most of the time, because I kept sneaking out of class."
Just show me
"Well first off, You have to think about where you want to be. Second, you must know how far away it is. Finally, you must...re" she stopped at the last part and hesitated.
Concerned on the last part I looked at her and her back at me with a nervous smile.
"Let's just say this is where I didn't pay attention. But don't worry you don't need the last part to do the actual teleportation." She said with a smile.
Okay, here goes
I concentrate on the place and how far it is. I close my eyes. I wait for a few moments, but nothing happened. I open my eyes again in disappointment.
This was a complete bust, Lilly...
I then realize that I'm not outside anymore. I find myself inside Twilight's castle. I see that I'm on the edge of a pillar. I look down to see Twilight. She's sitting on her throne with a table and her friends around with her. The table has a map of all equestria.
I still find it kinda funny to call them equestrians.
They talk about something about going where their cutie marks are hovering above. Looks like they're going to some remote village.
Well, this had nothing to do with me. Time to go.
I quickly think about the hill I came from. I close my eyes and open them to see that I'm back where I started. But I start to feel slightly disoriented.
"Wow, they don't call you Silent for nothing. Your teleportation was suppose to make a sound, but it didn't make any" she said all surprised
No wonder Twilight and her friends didn't notice me.
"Who?"
Nopony
We head back to Octavia and Vinyl's house. Sure enough, Octavia is there waiting for us. She's acting like she wasn't expecting us. She's prepared dinner for all of us. I starting to feel like I'm taking advantage of their hospitality. I need a job.
"Silent? I've meant to ask you this earlier, but...where did you get the filly?" Octavia asked.
Oh boy, now she asks. If she had just taken a moment to relax a bit earlier she would have seen Lilly right next to me.
Well, I meet her after leaving Twilights castle, her sister knocked me out and dragged me to their hidden village. After escaping she wanted to tag along. I reluctantly agreed.
"He was trying to escape the sex crazy mares and I came up and saved him, and we made a deal" she said to Octavia
I eyes her with a glare while Octavia was holding back a laugh. Vinyl was laughing her flank off.
The deal was if I take her she would teach me everything about the group of ponies called Enders.
"The deal was if I save him he would have to make a herd," she said avoiding eye contact with me and had both mares in a flustered state.
"Why you..." I said under my breath, but loud enough for Lilly to hear.
I pounce towards her and she teleported away, but not to far. I glare at her and she gives blows a raspberry at me. I teleported behind her and grabbed her by her tail. I hear two loud gasps.
I looked up to my roommates. They were both in shock while still having a bit of a blush on them.
"How in the name of Celestia did you do that?" Octavia asked.
The Everfree Forest is a dangerous place to be. Many residents don't understand how life can even exist. Everything that happens is always managed by them. From the weather to even the seasons. No pony can survive very long in there unless they're trained to or are the Elements of Harmony. Like these two ponies, who are the former.
"Have you found out where he has gone?" Silver Dusk asked her partner.
"Well, he has been sighted being near the Ponyville village" Gray Mist reported
"Of course," she said with a slight smile.
Dirty thoughts?
"Shut up Mist!" Silver grunted
"I didn't say anything"
"Don't get all smart with me" she grabbed Gray by the collar of her cloak and looking at her in the eyes.
"I can't stand it!!! I was so close to losing my innocents!"
"You're not planning to keep him all to yourself, are you?" She said.
Silver ignored her and left without saying a word.
Oh...I feel so sick...
I Finally found out first hand, er hoof, what the after-effects were. First, I would get dizzy and if I did anymore teleportation I would start to feel sick and start throwing up. This was not a good feeling.
"I told you this would happen," Lilly sat next to me, acting like a smart flank.
Shut up, you kept dodging my every move.
Lilly snatched my scarf and ran around the house. I tried to plead with her but to no avail. Then I chased after her, but she was too small to catch. It didn't help that she kept going under chairs and tables. Soon I started teleporting trying to cut her off. I almost got her a few times and was about to, but then the sickness kicked in.
"Guess I'm too fast for you," she said with pride. "Bet you'd wish you were still small?"
There was an aggressive knock on the door before being busted open with a lot more force than it needed.
"SILENT!" Octavia screamed at the top of her lungs. Now imagine if she played a percussion instrument. She could exile in those types of instruments.
Over here...
"He's over here"
"Quick you need to meet up with Twilight! She needs an explanation for your disappearance!". She shook me with a lot of force. Making me more nauseous than I already was.
Fine fine, I'll get going
I started making my way out the door, but I ended up hitting the door frame instead. I stumbled my way out. I was seeing double of everything. The entire world was rocking back and forth. I need to find out to teleport properly.
"Is he alright?" Octavia asked the little filly.
"Oh, he's fine, just a bit under the weather I guess."
Seariously how it that they worry where I've been but fail to notice that I've got a filly who isn't mine?
"Unbelievable"
I was sitting in a chair across from Twilight. I had finished telling her that I was abducted by mares, only to be almost raped by them. Oh and they're a secret clan, or race, group?
"I don't believe you, there can be no possible way that this could really have happened. I have a map of all of Equestria" she said in disbelief.
I'm still wondering when you got that
Seriously if I had one of those in pocket-size I would not have taken as long as I did to get here. Which was about an hour.
"Well!? Speak up!"
LILLY!
Soon a flash of white blinding light covered the room. When it died down, Lilly was there. She looked around and spotted me. She then looked at Twilight and then back to me.
"Yes?"
I'm too lazy to speak to her, so can you translate?
"Okay!"
Twilight stood there with a shocked expression. Her eyes had shrunken to the size of a pea and her mouth was left dangling open.
"How d-d-did she do that?" She said trying to comprehend what she has witnessed. "She's not a unicorn! She shouldn't be able to teleport! That just isn't possible!"
We waited for her to say something else, but she said nothing else. She kept that same expression.
I just looked at her with a blank expression. I walked over to her and waved my hoove in front of her. She stayed still for a good 4 minutes more.
Hello?
"Hello?" the filly happily translated.
I waved my hoof again. I gave her a small push and she tipped over without flinching. She fell over stiffly. She was like some sort of statue.
"Do you think we broke her?" Lilly commented while trying to hold back her laughter.
Something caught my eye as a back shadow quickly moved across the window.
"So... He is in Ponyville" Silver said to herself.
"You think?"
"Shut it, Gray!" Silver blurted out to her partner and close friend.
"For all these years we've known each other. You alternate between my first and last name". Gray Mist was always called by Mist because her first name was weird for some ponies to say when they were talking to her.
"So, should we send in some troops?" Silver asked
"No! Are you crazy? That would get ourselves exposed."
"What if I go alone?" Silver suggested.
"Oh? So you can have him all to yourself?"
"What? No!...maybe, besides my sister, is with him and I need her back before I get into more trouble with mother."
"Well, I can't really blame her. She's the only child in the enter village." Gray said. She was the only filly throughout the entire village.
Her father and the remaining male population, save for the elder, were gone. It was only a few days after Lilly was born. They still did not know what happened that day.
"Twilight...Twilight."
Lilly was trying to wake up Twilight. I suggested that we pour water over her head, but Lilly wanted to wake her up as smoothly as possible.
Screw this
I walked up to Twilight with a large bucket with water and ice. I started to raise it over her head.
"Wait don't do that!" she tried to stop me. Everything went slow motion for a while.
*splash*
*gasp!!!* "Who? What? Where?"
Done
"Silent..." Twilight said avoiding eye contact with me. "You have a minute to run."
... Ah crap
"Why do we have to leave our cloaks behind?" Gray whined. She felt so naked without it.
"It will draw too much attention, we don't want that," Silver explained. The last thing they needed if for the rest of the world to know about their existence.
The two made it to Ponyville, but of course, Pinkie greeted them and they both were shocked by her strange behavior. She kept them company for a while before she was distracted by something else and headed towards a crystal castle. They tried to be as calm as possible. Perhaps that pink pony was already on to them.
Soon they heard an explosion coming from the castle that the pink pony ran off to. Both of them thought that the had been found out.
"What was that?" Silver said out of curiosity.
"YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT YOU WERE EVER BORN!!!!!" a loud voice echoed throughout Ponyville. The saw a lavender-colored Alicorn flying above and firing upon somepony.
The two mares slowly recognized who the pony she was firing at was. Both of them nodded to each other in agreement to investigate. At least they weren't found out.
I don't know how much time has passed but it feels like hours have gone by.
I had been dodging and diving every hyper beam coming from Twilight. I don't know how long she would keep this up, but she hadn't stopped to rest. Until recently I remembered that I had wings. After giving myself a mental slap, I flew away. I decided not to attach the blades because if I did it would worsen the situation.
How long is she going to be hunting me down?!
I was currently hiding under a cardboard box in an alleyway. I came across it while dodging the beams of death. It was a long shot to use it, but it was doing a great job so far.
"SILENT!!! GET YOUR MOON FLANK OUT HERE AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!" an enraged Twilight yelled. Waking up anypony who was sleeping at this time.
However, I stayed in my box, and first of all, my cutie mark is- you know what I haven't really thought about it actually.
I stayed put until I could no longer hear the flapping of her wings or the sound of a charged up horn ready to kill. I slowly emerged from my hiding spot. I looked left and right making sure the coast was clear. The streets were completely unrecognizable. Carts had been wrecked, any goods were now on the ground and ruined.
I'm so dead if she finds me.
"Yes, yes you are." a voice came up from behind me.
I slowly looked behind me. It was Silver Dusk and her friend Gray Mist. Well, what a way to make things better. I'll either be vaporized by the enraged princess or get raped by a bunch of mares. Either way, I'll end up six feet under.
F**k this I'm out
I teleported out of there and into my room. My dark sanctuary away from the troubles of the world. This was probably the safest place to be right now. However, this turned out to be a big mistake. Once my eyes adjusted to the dark I made out three figures in my room. Two of them turned out to be my roommates and the other was Twilight. She hadn't noticed me yet, because she was too busy trying to get Octavia and Vinyl to reveal where I was.
Vinyl noticed me and mouthed to me to get the 'hay out'. So I complied with her suggestion.
"Oh I knew you wouldn't leave us waiting," Silver said in a seducing voice.
"I'm pretty sure you rather have your own herd with a bunch of mares than being hunted down by an enraged alicorn" Gray added
I'd rather be traveling with a mad pony in a box.
"...really? Wouldn't you rather get laid?" Silver questioned my priorities.
If I'm going to get laid, I'm going to do it for love. Although I don't have many choices to choose from.
"Oh! Pick me, pick me!" Silver jumped up and down.
No.
"Please?" she said giving me puppy eyes.
I did the only thing that I could think of doing. I turned around and walked away. I went out to the destroyed market and walked around to see other damages. However, I seemed to have forgotten that I'm being hunted down by a current she-devil alicorn.
"THERE YOU ARE!!!"
She was above us with a ready to fire horn. Time seemed to move really slowly. She brought down her head to aim her horn at me. I could see the sparks going crazy as the magic flowed through the horn.
Oh buck me.
"I volunteer as tribute!" Silver appeared next to me.
In an instant, I was blown off my hooves and really high into the air by the hyper beam that came from Twilight's horn.
I'm gonna die if I don't find I soft place to land.
"I don't know about finding a soft landing spot, but what about using these?" she said pointing at my wings.
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that I have wings
"How do you keeping forget that you have wings?" Silver asked me. "I have wings, I don't use them as much, but I still remember that I have them."
Before I could even respond to that, another beam came from Twilight. It hit me mid-air and blasted me towards her castle. I teleported past the wall so I wouldn't get any broken bones from colliding against it. I ended up in a room I didn't recognize. There were books all around the place so I imagine it was a room Twilight mostly used.
Ow, I need to get the hell out of here. Nice mirror, but what's with the crazy machinery?
"Well well well, it seems that we're in my domain now." a voice came up from behind me. It was Twilight and she was not in a happy mood.
"As I said before, You're going to regret that you were ever born" she hissed, she was still wet from the bucket. You think after all this time she would be dry.
"But what if I wasn't born!" I said but instantly regretted it as my throat started to sting.
This got her attention off of killing me and into thinking mode.
Hello?
I waved my hoof in front of her face. Perhaps I was finally free? Okay, this is great. All that is needed is to get her to think.
"Ice bucket?" Lilly said holding a bucket full of ice and water.
What? No! that's what got me in this situation in the first place.
"Suit yourself," she said throwing the bucket away, but it landed on Twilight.
*Rage mode rengaged*
"See ya," Lilly said as she placed the bucket in my hooves and teleported away.
That daughter of a-
*Boom!*
I saw my life flash between my own eyes. All 9 days I think, it could have been longer. I later felt my body react to the pain of going through 3 Crystal walls, 7 regular ones from other ponies' houses and a window when I landed. I was surprised to still be in all in one piece.
Wow, I am very durable
"Oh my! Silent are you okay? You should really use the door next time" Octavia said from the kitchen. "you're just in time for dinner"
I surprised to see that I landed at my house. Can I start calling it my house? I looked to see what I broke and it turned out to be that one window, but the good news is that she was planning to replace it anyway.
"Hey Tavi!!! I'm home" Vinyl yelled as she entered the house. It looks like she's back from doing whatever a DJ does.
"By the way Silent, where were you? Your meeting with the princess shouldn't have taken you long." Octavia asked as she finished placing the meals on the plates.
"Yeah..., and what's with the princess's rampage earlier?" Vinyl asked as she sat down to eat.
"You don't...want to know," I said in pain, not only from speaking but from going through solid walls too.
"Any luck with your memories?"
"Yeah...a bit...not much..."
"And?"
"I seem to know...how to play...a...stringed instrument?"
This got her attention really high as she leaned closer to me.
"And what might that be?"
"Haven't gotten to that part yet"
"Blast" she muttered.
We continued eating until Vinyl spoke up.
"Oh yeah I just remembered, Silent I met some of your 'friends' earlier today," she said catching my complete attention.
"...friends?"
"Yeah two pegasi"
Ah crap
*The next day*
For whatever reason, Octavia invited my two 'friends' over for tea. I was forced to be there with them since they were my 'friends'. Even after I told them that they weren't my friends, but my kidnappers. She still insisted on having them over for tea.
"So, let me get this straight, your race is at the edge of extinction and only Silent can prevent that?" Octavia said now understanding their reasoning.
"Yes, that's pretty much it"
While Octavia was chatting away with Gray while I was being pulled by Silver who had me by my hoof and Vinyl by my other. When both Silver and Gray got here I was immediately tackled by Silver. Vinyl jumped in and tried to pry her off of me.
"He's mine, mine I tell you!" Silver yelled at Vinyl while trying her best to pull me to her side.
"No! You don't even know him! He's staying with us!"
Don't I get a say in this?
"Shut it Silent!" Silver hissed at me
"Wha? He didn't say anything" Vinyl said confused
"We can speak telepathically"
"Oh, that makes sense, wait no it doesn't! How?"
Meanwhile, Lilly joined up with the cutie mark crusaders in one of their crusades to get their cutie mark. Most likely it's going to end up getting one of them seriously injured.
Why you may ask? Because they decided to go if their cutie mark is strength by fighting against a bear.
This nonsense went on for hours and hours. It finally stopped once Octavia knocked Silver out with her cello, sure it broke, but she learned to make her own. Something about being unique and one of a kind, or it could be that the regular guy at the shop makes them horrible.
Sooooo, what do we do with the body?
"For goodness sake, Silent! She isn't dead" Gray said.
"Want me to make sure?" Octavia said holding up the now splintered side of her cello.
"Oh no no no no, that won't be necessary"
"So...what now?" Vinyl asked.
"WE END THE CHAPTER!!!" Pinkie said popping out of nowhere
OH WHAT THE FU**
*SMACK*
"Oi, no bad language!"
"What did he say?" Octavia asked
"He said-" Lilly spoke
"HEY DIDN'T I SAY WE END THE CHAPTER, 33 WORDS AGO!!!"
"And we begin the new chapter here," said the mare, Pinkie. She was staring at a wall and I looked at her with a confused expression. Who was she talking to?
"I apologies in advance for what I'm about to say, but how the bloody hell did you get into my house, Miss Pie?!?!" Octavia said in shock.
"Well, that's not very nice..." Pinkie pouted.
I looked over at Gray. Out of both of them, she was the one I could trust more. I tapped her shoulder to get her attention.
Hey! Can you teleport Pinkie somewhere else?
She put her hoof on her chin for a few seconds before both she and Pinkie disappeared.
"How did meet these ponies again, Silent?" Octavia asked.
"...they were the ones... who-mrph!!!!" my mouth was covered by Silver using my scarf to aid her.
What do you think you're doing!?
"He met us in the forest while searching for ingredients for a poison joke antidote," Silver said with a nervous expression.
You wish! Both of you tried to rape me! Why does it have to me? Isnt there a spell or potion to help you with your extinction problem?
Octavia looked at me for a few seconds. She finished the rest of her tea and put the cup down. She gave me a smile before suddenly grabbing me and performing a suplex, slamming me onto the ground. The world around me started to go dark once more as my head was the one that absorbed the impact.
How many times am I going to get knocked out? I'm surprised I haven't gotten any brain damage from repeated trauma to the head.
“Hey everypony! I’m back!” Gray entered the room coming back from wherever she went with Pinkie. She looked around the room seeing Silent on the floor unconscious. She looked at Silver grinning back at her.
“Oops.”
“I leave for a few minutes and somepony already ends up hurt,” Gray said furiously at Silver.
"It wasn't my fault!" Silver said defending herself.
The two leave, with Gray pulling on Silver's ear. Octavia goes to her room and Vinyl to her’s. Lilly returned from her crusading, covered in mud, apparently, they were trying to get their cutie marks by surfing mudslides. Lilly saw Silent unconscious on the floor. She poked him a few times in amusement. Seeing there was nothing else she could do she left.
“Wakey wakey” A voice rang in my ears. My eyes slowly opened to see Lilly next to me by the side of...not my bed. I wake up to find myself on the floor. I guess they left me on the floor.
“What are you doing down on the floor?” she asked giggling.
I was knocked out while you were away with your friends.
“Oh I see, My sister did something to you?” She said raising an eyebrow.
Octavia emerged from the hallway into the living room. She looked at our direction.
“What are you still doing on the floor? I thought you would be in your room,” she asks
You're to blame.
“Thinking whether or not to try it again on me later when we get busy” she ‘translated’. Octavia blushed a bit
“Why you little-” I manage to say before she teleported away.
“let me guess, you didn't say that, and the filly is just feeding us bad information,” Octavia said as if she read my mind. She walked over to me and stared into my eyes. Her purple eyes, they seemed full of color and life with the passion of music.
“so...anything you're going to do today?” She asks me in a soothing tone.
“Uh…”
“HEY! TAVI!!!” Vinyl forced the door open with her magic. She caused the door to break away from its hinges.
“What is it now Vinyl?” Octavia said a bit annoyed.
“We got asked if we could play in Cranky and Matilda’s wedding! I said sure” This got Octavia”s attention. Her ears perked up and grabbed Vinyl and shook her.
“ WHAT? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT WITHOUT MY OPINION!” She practically lifted Vinyl up into the air like some rag doll.
“Don't worry, the wedding isn't until in 3 days, that's plenty of time, and you've played in other ponies wedding, so this should be a piece of cake” Vinyl Said while adjusting her glasses.
“Well, we could use some bits right now,” she said somewhat in defeat. She got up before Looking at me. “ Silent, we need to do some things around here. You need to get a job”
That word echoed throughout my dead. Job=going out=seeing ponies=talking to them.
kill me
“Mate with me,” Lilly said teleporting in with some scratches. We all looked at her. “We were trying to get our cutie marks this time by tree climbing” and with that ‘translation’ and explanation she teleported away leaving Vinyl flustered and Octavia, well she knew that filly by now.
“I know a few ponies offering jobs I'll go see if they'll give you an opening.”
oh thank goodness
“I’ll be off”
lets see how this goes
Vinyl stood there looking at me. "Why are you still on the floor?"
Well it seems I got a job now...as a pony who fixes buildings...guess this town has some history of wreckage.
I now had a yellow hard hat and a tool belt around my waist. Instead of my scarf I now had a yellow reflective vest. I was still trying to figure out how to hold things with hooves. The other ponies laugh at my misery as I kept dropping my hammer.
The first thing I was set to do was to fix the damage that Twilight created when she was hunting me down. She’s cooled down now, I hope. I patched in the pony shaped holes in the walls I was sent through. Luckily nobody suspected me. Next, I filled in the holes in the ground with dirt. I spent the whole afternoon at this.
I collapsed onto the ground once I got home. I just hope that that's all for this week. But listening to the stories, this like this happen on a regular basis.
I got up and made my way to my room, but I was stopped by the sound of a mare that I was not too thrilled to hear.
“Hello, sexy” Silver said in a seductive tone. While Gray was embarrassed by her act.
Why do you want to rape me so badly?
"We told you. We need to repopulate”
Well the answer is 'NO'
'We weren't asking."
I didn't get to ‘say’ anything else as I felt something make contact to the side of my head. I wonder if I was under some sort of curse.
“By the way...Where did that bugbear go?” Silver asked Grey. They had run into a bugbear hybrid. It asked for directions to an earth pony.
“I think it went hunting down that old agent,” She said putting some thought to it.
"So let me get this straight. You told the bugbear where to find the agent?!" Silver said placing a hoof between her closed eyes.
"Yes, that's right."
"You know that they'll anything on sight."
"Yes, and what of it?"
"... and you call me an idiot."
Oh, good, I'm not being raped.
When I opened my eyes at first, I was expecting to find myself tied up to a bed with a bunch of mares surrounding me. I was glad to see that wasn't happening. It's like signing a contract for a multi-film franchise. first, it may seem like you got lucky, and you're going to be in paradise. but then you get hit with all these conditions you have to comply with.
"Oh? I see that you're awake!" Gray said in a cheerful tone. Silver seemed pissed off for some reason.
Yeah, so I'm gonna go now.
I got up and started walking opposite of them, hoping that that was the way back. I didn't even get two steps away from them before Silver tackled me.
"We are going to buck, even if it means we do it right here, right now." Silver hissed into my ear.
Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap.
She started to turn me around. Getting me to lay on my back. Her eyes started form heart shapes in them. Her breathing started to get heavy. She ignored me even if I called her name. Welp, it been nice knowing ya v-card.
As I laid there helplessly, thinking this was the end of me, I remembered that I could teleport. I mentally slapped myself about fifteen times.
[ enter cool teleporting sound here, oh wait, I don't make one.]
I didn't see their faces, but I bet that they were shocked and cursing out one another.
After almost throwing up, I need to learn how to teleport properly, I opened my eyes to a now-familiar sight of Ponyville. It looked so peaceful. Then out of the blue one of the houses collapsed. In its place was some sort of flying bear.
This is going to be one of those days, huh?
I teleported right next to it. It was big and was a hybrid of a bear and a bee. It didn't notice me, probably because I don't make a sound when I teleport. I look around to see that it has caused a lot of major damage.
Oh well, not my problem. No, wait, yes it is!
Looking around again I already see my self fixing every single thing. As the new guy theyre going to have me work overtime. At times like this I wish I was summoned here as a unicorn. Oh well, at least I'm getting paid. I teleported again but to my room this time. I got into my bed to rest. After teleporting about three times I was ready to throw up.
"So girls, what are we going to do today?" Lilly asked her new friends.
"Well, we guessed that we could get our cutie marks by-" one of the crusaders was interrupted by a group of ponies looking at the Elements of Harmony.
"What the hay is goin' on over there?" the red-maned filly asked in wonder.
They decided to join the group as they were too joined by other fillies and colts.
"It seems like my sister and her friends are in another problem," Sweetie Bell said to her friends.
More ponies gathered around and started chatting amongst themselves. Lilly decided to leave to check on Silent.
Finally, a day without a problem, no going out, no trying to make friends, and no Twilight or Lilly
I was on my bed in my room taking a nap. And for some strange reason, I put my scarf back on before getting to bed. I didn't have it one when Silver and Gray kidnapped me again. I don't know why, but I feel incomplete without it. Or its because my human side doesn't like the idea of being completely naked.
"Hey Silent!!!" a small child's voice broke the silence of the house.
I spoke too soon
"Silent! Silent! Where are you?" she yelled across the room.
The filly entered the room. How she managed to open the door at her height made me wonder if she was hiding a horn under all that hair. A secrete alicorn, wouldn't that make everything even more complicated.
"Just checking up on ya" she teleported away. But came back a few seconds later.
"Did ya finally make me a niece or nephew? If so, when do I become an aunt?"
What?! Where did you get that idea? I thought sarcastically.
"Well, the leader of our race has engaged you to my sister and any other mare who you want to court," she explained.
Wait...whaaaaaaat?!?!?
"Well gotta go"
I was left alone. What did she mean I was engaged to her sister and any other mare I wanted? Don't I have a say in this at all? I can't get married, I don't even know them at all.
I heard the door open. Guess Octavia's back. I then heard her play her cello and playing some wedding songs.
This went on until the point where Vinyl joined her. It was awful at first, but then it turned into something beautiful and then something like Vinyl would play, but with a cello.
Then it all stopped and Octavia went on about being late. And I heard a few windows breaking and the door coming out of its frame.
Great...now I have to fix the door.
The fixing went well and smooth. Nothing out of the ordinary. I saw a microphone and a bit leftover from Vinyl's set. Cello and electricity...
A light bulb went off in my head as I got a great idea. Now, Octavia has extra parts and tools for her cello and so does Vinyl for hers, so I should have what I need.
This is going to be good
The other day Vinyl and Octavia were having an argument about which of their music was better, which sounded nicer. This went on forever and ever until they came to me for my opinion. I never game them an answer they wanted to hear. All I said was 'why not both?'.
Back to what I was doing, I was rewiring an old electric guitar and moving its parts into a different frame. Got down extra strings for Octavia's cello and pegs, nut box, fine tuners, the gut (weird name), and some other things.
I heard a few bangs and stuff outside, but I was busy here and I didn't want to leave.
Soon after a few last touches, I had finally created my new invention...the electric cello!!!! At least here in this world. Complete with everything it needs, strings, fine tuners, bass and treble adjuster, and volume, and probably a few other things that I forgot the name of.
It was black and glossy the shape was similar to a regular cello but didn't have the bulky shoulders. Then I plugged the cord into a spare speaker the Vinyl keeps around.
Okay, now...how do I play this?
I just created something that I don't know how to play. I really don't want to ask Octavia because she seems to turn into a freak when it comes to these things.
Just then a sense of familiarity started to appear in the back of my head. I looked at the bow and then the strings. I place the bow on the string and then pulled it.
"I am so glad we even made it in time" Octavia and Vinyl were coming back from the wedding. Somehow it was moved from tomorrow to today.
"Yeah! It was awesome, but I didn't expect us to bring more than 10 ponies with us," Vinyl said still surprised about how every time they crashed into somepony they would somehow get thrown into the air and into their ride. They weren't even sure if they were even invited.
"I can't wait until we get home, I think I'll make a nice cup of tea". Octavia loved her tea time. She would rearrange her schedule just get some tea.
"Yeah, whatever, you and your tea" Vinyl wasn't much of a fan of tea like Octavia, she rather have some Apple cider instead, like who wouldn't.
The mares reached the path to their house. They noticed that the windows and the door had been fixed. But upon closer inspection, they heard some music it sounded like somepony was playing the cello, but it sounded a bit different.
"MOVE VINYL!!!" Octavia yelled as she pushed Vinyl aside. She Broke the door down to see that Silent was playing some sort of cello with Vinyls spare equipment.
"Hey! Who told you could touch my stuff?" Vinyl said a bit pissed. No touched her stuff, which is why she has them locked up in her room...wait.
"How did you get my stuff?"
Silent just stared at her as if he was trying to communicate telepathically. This just made thing more confusing. However, Octavia thought otherwise. He was playing out of some sort of instrument that was cello and electrical guitar.
I was still a bit surprised to see Octavia, who busted the door open again, even after I fixed it. Vinyl was mad at me because I touched her equipment. They were laying in the living room like Octavia's rejected original musical pieces.
"How did you make this?" She asked
"Um... I don't know" this was true, more than half of the time I didn't know what the buck I was doing. I just made it without thinking.
"How in Celestia's name do you not know?"
"..."
I went like, screw it
"What are you saying I can't read your mind!"
Lilly teleported in covered up in scratches.
"I gonna screw you tonight!" she said and then teleported away.
Octavia rolled her eyes and Vinyl's face started to go red. Vinyl left to her room forgettnig what I did to her equipment.
"H-how, where did you learn to make this?" Octavia Asked.
The mare stood there with a shocked expression. In front of her were several dishes that just by looking at them would make your mouth water even if you were already full. Even Vinyl couldn't bring any words to describe what she was seeing. Based on their salaries they would have needed to save up an entire year's worth of bits to afford what was in front of them.
Both of them slowly turned their heads towards me. I let out a sigh as I mentally prepared to tell them how I got good at cooking. Not because it was a long story, but because my throat was going to feel like somepony was shoving a cactus in it.
I was outside Ponyville on a small hill with Lilly. Today we trying to figure out how to improve my teleportation. I was still having the sickness effect on me whenever my time frame between teleports was too close.
Are you sure this will work?
Lilly just gives me a smile and shaped her wing to resemble a thumbs up. She had given me another piece of instruction to just picture myself as if I was going there by hoof. It made some sense but she didn't look so sure.
"I have no idea!" she said.
I closed my eyes and pictured my self walking back home to the kitchen to make my self a snack. Suddenly I felt myself being tossed around. I opened my eyes and found myself going through some vortex. The entire thing was pulling me to the other end of it. Is this what happens every time I teleport?
I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
When I finally feel the solid ground underneath my hooves. I look around to see that I was in a kitchen, but it wasn't my kitchen. There were other ponies with me. They didn't notice me appearing beside them. They were all dressed in chef's uniform there were many teams of ponies some had yellow-colored collars while others had purple, green, red or black.
"ALRIGHT YOU WORTHLESS WORMS! TIME TO GET COOKING," a white and short blond maned stallion yelled.
He looked so familiar for some reason. I felt like I've seen him on the cover of the newspaper promoting some weird competition. It was reportedly so harsh on the contestants that they would cry and wet themselves. I looked over to my right and read a large banner.
"TARTARUS KITCHIN"
Welp, I'm dead
Since my scarf had purple I was mistakenly put in the purple team. The other ponies did not question my presence but made me go to work.
I had no experience cooking. I was forced to learn on the go. I was preparing dishes that I couldn't even pronounce. I was getting called out every 10 minutes. Every dish I made barely made it past the judge. It was thanks to me being an Ender that I was able to learn to cook this quickly. Now if only I could improve my sense of direction like this.
Despite my cooking skill increasing drastically, in the end, all of my teammates backed out because they could not stand being yelled at any longer. So I was left on my own. After undergoing so much torture and being told not to wear my scarf while I was cooking I had somehow made it to the final round on my own.
It was me and the yellow team. They kept giving smug looks since I was all alone. I was just given some chicken, something that I did not eat in this body, and a bunch of spices. While they were given the task of preparing something much simpler. I was to the left of the judge was a griffin. Looking down at the raw chicken I understood who I was feeding.
Luckily I was used to be a creature that ate meat too. So I put my mind like I was a human again eating meat. When the time came to present our dishes I was confident. The griffin took one look at the other team's dish. He took one bite and spat it back out. When he got to me his attitude changed. He looked like he was experiencing an orgasm.
So now I'm known as the greatest chef in all of Prance.
Oh, and I found out I was reported missing after I teleported back to Ponyville. Forgot I could teleport halfway back to Ponyville, well probably halfway the wrong direction, but I still felt good about winning. Twilight gave me another of her lectures about disappearing soon after. Hopefully, she won't find out what I did.
"Oh yes, I heard about the greatest chef going missing...can't believe it was you, I thought you got kidnapped by those whores," she said in disgust on the last part.
I nodded my head to my side and shrugged. She understood and made her way to the table. Vinyl soon followed suit.
"By the way, your disguise sucked man. How were you able to fool anypony with that?" Vinyl said.
She did have a point. All I had was a mustache and a different hairstyle. I had also adopted a Prench accent, it really killed me to speak like that. I barely spoke to anypony there. When I did speak it was to tell somepony that I was low on something.
"Oh and about your job," she said somewhat unsure.
"...?" I tilted my head to signal her that I was curious.
"You're fired for not showing up this week"
Crap...oh well, I'll join the weather team.
Lilly teleported in ready to 'translate'. "I'll get another job as weather pony so I can seduce that rainbow pony," and then she teleported away front the table and onto a chair. "Oh this looks good," she said as her mouth began to water.
"Oh? Really?" she asked and to which I nodded back at her.
She began to eat the dishes I prepared. The looks on both their faces told me that they were indeed enjoying it. Octavia looked like she wanted to devour it all in one swoop but did not due to her lady added. Vinyl on the other hoof did just that. She was munching away on whatever she grabbed.
"Oh yeah, I got some tickets for the next Wonderbolts show," she said with a mouth full holding 3 tickets that came out of her mane with her magic.
"Oh? Well that's splendid" she smiles
Who are the Wonderbolts?
Expecting to here a mistranslation I turned to Lilly who was no longer at her seat. She was on the couch snoring away. I wounded why Silver was okay with her staying with me. After she was her sister. Did Enders not care for their family members or something?
Oh well, no translating for the rest of today.
After half an hour later, Octavia and I cleaned up and put Lily into her new bed that was in my room. She looks so cute when she's not being a total pain in the flank. Speaking of flanks, her's was still blank.
Still no cutie mark...she'll get hers eventually.
I get into my bed and start to drift off to sleep and hoping that I won't get kidnapped by Gray and Silver, again.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE WONDERBOLTS ARE?!?!" Rainbow Dash yelled at me when I asked her who they were. She seemed like a pretty big fan based off her reaction to my question. She looked at me as if I was a mad pony.
During work, I asked her about it and she got really excited, so much that She forgot she was even working. She told me they were a stunt group that, according to her, made unbelievable stunts and tricks in the air. They were also part of the Canterlot military but were almost never used.
She went on about when she tried out for the Wonderbolts. She was currently a reserve but she hoped that would one day change and become one of the main ones.
"So! How did you get tickets? Huh? Huh?" she nagged me about how I acquired the tickets.
"I...uh...got them...from Vinyl," I said. I haven't really listened to my voice much lately that I've forgotten how it sounds like.
"well I have front-row seats," she bragged.
"Hey! Get back to work you two!!!" a pegasus yelled from a distance noticing us lacking off.
"Well, I've got to get moving. Can't stop now, see ya at the show" she said before dashing off and crashing into a mountain.
...how do you crash into a mountain?
My job was to push clouds around to certain spots in the sky. At first, it felt weird pushing clouds around they felt a lot heavier than they seemed. I never realized until now how soft they really were. When my break came around I decided to try taking a nap on them. Half of the time I expected to go right through them. Then I discovered that depending on how much force I pushed against one, it would either rain or shoot lightning. I electrocuted myself a few times because I pushed one the wrong way.
Then before I realized, my shift was over and was free to go home. This job was a lot better than working in construction. Sure I still had my skill in cooking but I don't want to trigger my PTSD due to my time on that hellish contest. Even when I was cooking on my own I always expect to get yelled at any moment.
Wow, what a day. Heavy lifting, pushing, pulling. Can't wait until I get home and take a nice shower and take a nap
I finished work and was heading back until I realized that I didn't know that way back from the sky. Everything seemed so different higher up than in the ground. I looked Down to see where I was. Apparently I was a couple of miles off from Ponyville. Strange. I wasn't going fast, there was no way I passed it and not notice.
I shrugged it off and descended towards the ground to walk back. I needed to stretch my legs every now and then too. It wasn't strange to see a pegasus who preferred to walk instead of flying everywhere. In fact, Fluttershy spent most of her time on the ground and only flew when it was necessary.
Speaking of Fluttershy, I haven't talked to her in a while. I've spent most of my time getting lost, kidnapped, or unconscious. Perhaps I should head towards her house when I reach the ground.
However, I didn't make it to the ground as something crashed right into me, it hit my left side. I don't know what hit me, but it was blue and yellow. The impact caused me to lose control of my decent and began falling uncontrollably. No matter how hard I flapped my wings I couldn't slow down. My vision began to fade, but I held on.
Haha! Not this time brain. You're not failing me this time.
I felt the hard ground when I finally landed. I was now on the ground on my back. I tried to get back up, but I felt some weight on my chest, I looked to see what was holding me down. It was another pegasus, a mare by the shape of her muzzle. She was a light orange and had a fire shaped mane. She was rubbing her hoof against her forehead. It seemed like that was the part of her that made contact with me. She then looked down finally noticing that she was on top of me.
"Would you...mind getting...off me?" I said, still not feeling fine with talking.
"Oh? Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't see you. You came out of nowhere." she said in somewhat flustered time. She got off me, giving me a good look at her, and not in a perverted way like Silver.
What's with the blue jumpsuit?
I notice that she was wearing some blue jumpsuit or spandex. An awkward moment passed before I realized that I haven't even said anything. She couldn't read my mind so there was no way to communicate with her.
"What's...with the...blue spandex?" I asked.
"Wait... You don't know?!?!" she said surprised. She couldn't believe what I just said. She cocked her head to the side.
"OMGOMGOMGOMG...have I really found one?" she whispered the last part, but still loud enough for me to hear. "Um... this is just a plain uniform," She said trying to come up with something else to say.
"Okay... I'm going now..." I said not wanting to be here anymore. Because really, I don't like talking to strangers. It was hell trying to get the job as a weather pony. Luckily Rainbow dash pitched in for me when she found out. I still need to thank her somehow.
"Wait what?! No!... I mean I can accompany you back to where you're going," she said. I just met her and she was trying to get me to stay with her. Luckily she was facing away from me and so I took my chance to hide in a big enough tree nearby.
"So where do you..." she stop to realize that I wasn't there anymore. I don't get to see how she reacted because I teleported away to my bed. I can believe I forgot that I can do that.
Now... Time for that nap I ordered.
"You can order naps?" a small filly spoke up next to me. It was Lilly, and she was covered in stains.
I put a pillow over my head in an attempt to block any sound out. Even though I knew that she could talk to me telepathically. That didn't stop me from trying though.
...just let me sleep
"But the Wonderbolts show is in 2 hours." She said reminding me that it was today.
Then let me rest for one hour...
"Fine..." she said before teleporting off to another part of Ponyville.
Spitfire was pacing in her room wait also getting ready for the show she and the rest of the team were performing.
"How am I going to perform like this? I meet a nice looking stallion and he gives me the slip!" she was surprised that this particular stallion wasn't into her, heck, he didn't even know who she was! And she wearing her Wonderbolt uniform.
"Miss. Spitfire, you're on in 30 minutes!" a pony said from the other side of her door.
"Okay, I'll be there, just get the other ready" she called out
"Will do" the pony responded.
"Great, look how much time has passed" she said disappointed at herself. "I find one pony who doesn't know who I am, why are the nice ones always-" she was then cut off by Soarin banging on her door.
"We gotta go now!" he yelled.
"What?! I thought we had 30 minutes!" she yelled back.
She got her goggles that were hanging by her stand and placed them on her head. She exited the room to be greeted by her fellow teammates. She were all in a straight line giving a salute.
"Alright, let's give the audience another great show of their lives" Her voice turned authoritative.
"Come on Silent! We're going to be late" Lilly yelled. Vinyl and I were trying to catch up with her. Octavia couldn't come because she had rehearsal.
"This *huff* little kid *huff* has some energy" Vinyl said in between breaths.
Well, she IS a pegasus
We made it to the stadium where they were performing. Apparently they usually set the stage in the clouds, but unfortunately, not everypony is a pegasus. So they set the stage/stadium on the ground. They could always get a bunch unicorns to perform a cloud walking spell, but it only lasts for a short limit of time.
"You got to admit that I got us some pretty sick seats" Vinyl said feeling proud of herself for getting good tickets.
We were in the front row where the Wonderbolts pass by closets to the crowd. So I guess it's pretty cool.
...how much longer?
"It shouldn't be too long" Lilly answered
And how do you know?
I have this little booklet that has all the schedule for the performances.
How long does this last?
"Three hours"
Kill me
"Then how would the Enders repopul- " I cut her off before she could finish her sentence because I don't want to be reminded that she's part of the cult that is trying to rape me.
"Mares and Gentlecolts, it's time to begin. Please welcome, THE WONDERBOLTS!!!!!"
Suddenly three object zoomed pass the air followed by 6 others. The whole crowd cheered.
"Wow!!! So these are the Wonderbolts? Cool!" cried the little filly.
All they did was just a bunch of stunts, like dive-bombing. I saw Rainbow Dash a few seats to my left, but I didn't want to draw any attention from her.
They were 2 hours into their performance and I was already starting to get bored out of my mind, and I couldn't teleport, I would probably get noticed. So I had to stay put.
The team was doing another dive into the crowd. The group got into a v formation. The one leading it looked familiar. After a few more seconds I finally remember where I saw her.
Oh? It's the same mare from before.
The group dived down towards the audience. They looked like they were going to crash right into us. But then at the last minute, they would pull up. As they got closer and closer I looked directly at the yellow-orange mare, she was directly above me. Time slowed down for both of us as she looked back at me. Her eyes gave the impression that she recognized me too. We locked eyes for what seemed forever.
I had no idea what was happening, but the trance ended as the screams of the other ponies around me finally brought me back to reality. The next thing I know I hear a loud crash and sounds of ponies screaming in horror. I looked up to see Vinyl and Lilly looking back at me, and my vision became blurry.
...ouch...not again...
The whole world blacked out on me once more.
I felt myself coming back to my senses as the faint sound of medical equipment got louder and louder. I opened my eyes but could not see anything. Had I finally got hit hard enough to lose my sight? But my question was put to ease as I saw sunlight entering the room through closed curtains.
"I see you're awake," a voice speaks up from on top of me.
I look up and made out a pair of eyes staring right at me. It took me I while to realize who it was.
"Wait...you're...," I speak up
She's a bit bruised up, there's cast on her right-wing, on her left front leg, and on her head.
"Yes it me, Spitfire, your one and only love," she said in a seductive tone.
"....what?" I laid there shocked. I could not believe what I just heard. This mare just called me her only love. Guess she hit her head a little too hard when she crashed. Whenever I hit my head I just blackout and lay there until I either wake back up or somepony moves me somewhere else.
Right now, here we are, staring at each other. Both of us, in the dark, locking eyes on another. Her orange eyes staring deep into my soul. As if she's trying to tell me something. I'm there thinking what it is I did that got her like this. All that happened was that we crashed into each other and very little was exchanged between us, and then I left.
All of sudden her breathing got heavier and faster. Her good wing is twitching out of control. Is she going to have a seizure or something? Before I can say anything else she brings her lips right on mine. she forces her tongue into my mouth to meet mine.
This is when my brain decided to shut down again. The room goes darker than it already is.
"Oops, did I go too far?" she whispered seductively into my ear before I blacked out completely.
Owww... Where am I?
I open my eyes and look around to see that I'm alone in my bed. I turn to the side and see Spitfire is on a separate bed on the other side of the room. I looked to see if there was anypony else here. Nope, no doctors or nurses. Then I remember what just happened to cause me to lose consciousness. The show first, then Spitfire, but it looks like she's been out since the crash.
Was it just a dream? I really hope it was... I don't need another horny mare after me. Silver Is enough to deal with.
I try to get off the bed only to feel pain travel in my rear legs as soon as I put my weigh on them. I lay back down on the hospital bed. There is no way I'm going anywhere soon. Even remembering that I can fly, I scratched the idea. Flying indoor is a bad idea.
The room had the curtain windows opened. It revealed that it was still early in the morning. How long were we both out? The encounter showed that it was bright enough to have sunlight leak through closed curtains. Perhaps it was a dream after all.
The next few hours of my life were like hell, first getting a scowling from the nurse when she found out I attempted to get out of bed and then waiting for my legs to heal, which took forever. Shouldn't have my fast healing done its magic by now?
Octavia and Vinyl came by to visit later on. They were worried, I could see it in their eyes, even Lilly, who's eyes showed evidence of tears on them. It made me look at her in a whole different light.
"Are you feeling better? That crash caused the bleacher to break under you two." Octavia asked. She described that the crash landing broke through them and even damaged the foundation underneath.
Besides my legs, I'm feeling fine.
"Besides my legs, I'm feeling fine," Lilly accurately translated for them.
Heck, even Silver and Grey came by, but in secret of course. They teleported in without anypony knowing. I felt like they're not telling me something else. The rest of the Wonderbolts came to visit their captain later, they even check up on me. I didn't want them to. Why? Because it requires me to open my mouth and talk, and I'm not doing that for two reasons.
"So, are you going to be up and ready any time soon?" Soarin, one of Spitfire's friends and teammates, asked me.
"I...don't know," I responded. Sure I can say that I'll be fully healed once my healing factor kicks back in. However, I don't think that's something besides a unicorn would have.
"Not much of a talker?" he said. To which I shook my head in response.
I looked over to Spitfire who was ready to be discharged from the hospital. She glanced at me and gave me a friendly smile. I could not make any evidence that it was anything but that. She made her way towards me.
'"Hey sorry for landing on you like that. I don't know what caused me to do that. But I guess I should be thanking you also since you broke my fall by absorbing most of the impact." She acted as nothing happened between before. As if this was the first time meeting each other.
"I don't think we'll be doing that trick again anytime soon. We paid for your hospital bills and I'll send you some free tickets to our next show as an apology too." She said before leaving in a wheelchair being pushed by Soarin.
Twilight and her friends came too because Rainbow Dash told them what happened. Each one gave me a get well card and small gifts. Applejack gave me some apples, Rarity a new scarf, Rainbow Dash gave me a book called Daring Do, Twilight gave me a lecture, Pinkie Pie gave me a cake, and Fluttershy seemed more nervous to give hers. It was a letter, she told me to read it later.
Twilight said she had arranged a meeting to meet up with the princesses, to which I refused. This decision was put to an end. How? Not even I know. It just did. She stomped off, but something tells me that I was going to have to meet them sooner or later.
Dusk came again as the sun was setting. I felt better than before, because of me being an Ender after all. Where did their name come from anyway? I should probably leave soon anyway since I healed.
"Ask the author silly!" a pink pony appeared out of nowhere, Pinkie was once again with her weird behavior, but before I could question her. she disappeared.
What is wrong with that mare?
I let sleep took over me before being awakened by something heavy on my chest. It made it difficult breathing.
Oh crap not again, not another nightmare
"Hello, my love, sorry I couldn't snuggle up with you," she said brushing my mane with her hoof and talking in her seductive tone. "I had to act like I didn't know you, or else they would find out about us, I know you've must have felt SO lonely" she whispered into my ear.
It wasn't a dream?!
I was starting to panic. She was snuggling up against me. I couldn't teleport away without taking her with me. I haven't learned to not drag stuff along with me.
"Now tell me," she said in a surprisingly dark tone. "Who... Were...those...Mares?" she said pausing after each word. She was really angry.
"They...were just my roommates and acquaintances," I said. It did not convince her but made her even angrier.
"Tell me the truth," she said forcefully, but also keeping a steady voice.
"Okay, okay. Vinyl: roommate, Octavia: roommate, Twilight: annoying mare, Rainbow Dash: co-worker, Fluttershy: a mare who I met when I first arrived, Rarity: the one who gave me a scarf, Pinkie pie: Crazy party pony, and the Orange one... I don't know, haven't got to properly meet her yet" I said, that must have been the longest sentence I've said so far yet.
"I really hope you're saying the truth... I hate to know what will happen to anypony who messes with you" she said flicking the tip my nose.
Kill me
She slowly got off me and made her way to the window, that was opened. She looked back at me and blew me a kiss. She jumped out of the window and disappeared. The window was shut closed by a gust of wind.
I found myself back home the next day. Lilly was the happiest one to see me, followed by Octavia and Vinyl. We had dinner and ate together. A few flirts made by Vinyl here and there, but besides that, it was the most non-eventfull day that had ever happened.
I went into my room and started playing on the new instrument that I made. Still, have no idea how I made it. Octavia soon joined me with hers. We sounded pretty good. I don't know what we played but it sounded nice. When she made a small mistake it was because she was looking at me and no the music sheet. I couldn't say anything as I was also doing the same thing.
"That was amazing I've never felt anything like that," Octavia said. We were done playing and putting our instruments away.
I nodded in response. Lilly was asleep so moving my body around was my other option to communicate with her. Sure, I could have given her a simple 'me too' but no matter how little I spoke it still strained my throat.
Night came and I was asleep in my room, Lily went to have a sleepover with her friends. So I had the room to myself. A few minutes later after everyone was asleep I heard my door open, it must've been Octavia checking on me. It closed and I resumed my slumber, I felt my bed tilt a bit, Lily must have returned. Probably scared. I ignored it and resumed sleeping.
Do you really expect to make money off playing some orchestral instrument?
I just like playing it, I don't expect anything great out of it.
Whatever, just don't hit your head on your way out of here.
Wow...weird dream
It is still the middle of the night, so I try to turn, only to find it hard to move at all. I felt something heavy pushing me down. I felt a drop of fear go into me. Was Spitfire here? How did she find out where I lived? I look up to see Octavia, I stayed there in shock. I calm down as this felt different.
On second thought...this feels nice.
I looked at her peaceful face. she looks really pretty. I never actually noticed her close up like this. She moves around and slowly wakes up and meets my gaze. We star at each other for a while. she moves closer to my face and then I do the same. I don't know what's happening. my body is moving on its own. Our faces get closer and closer until our lips meet in the middle.
One side of my mind is freaking out and the other is telling it to shut up and enjoy the ride. This kiss feels different compared to Spitfire's. I'm actually enjoying this one.
"Guess it's now official? Right?" she speaks, breaking the kiss.
I'm currently in bed awake, but I haven't moved at all. Octavia is still on top of me, peacefully asleep. I don't want to wake her up for any reason. I want, for whatever reason, to stay like this forever. I move my face closer to hers. I hear her breathing softly.
"Silent!" Vinyl yelled from the living room.
Her scream is loud enough to wake Octavia up. She jolts her head up and hits me on my lower jaw. She rubs her head in pain and I the same with my lower jaw. We both glance at each other in embarrassment, before softly laughing it off. Both of us get out of bed. I leave first and Octavia a few minutes later to make it look as if we slept in our own rooms.
"Yo, ya got mail, two, to be exact" she said.
"...really? That's weird" I say to her collecting the letters.
"Well? What does it say?" she asks.
I skim through them a couple of times. One had fancy hoofwriting on it and the other was less but still impressive writing on it. I kept looking at them before I realized something important.
Haha... I can't read.
Embarrassing as it was, I was saved by Octavia, who snatched one of them out of my hooves and read it out loud. She cleared her throat.
"Dear Mr. Night," she started out saying, "We are pleased to announce that we have accepted you into the..." she stopped for a moment to read ahead before continuing. "...Wonderbolts academy" she finished.
"Silent," she changed her tone, I did not like the sound of that. "When did you decide to go join the Wonderbolts?"
"I...never...did" I said, I really didn't until it hit me.
"Who is it signed by?" I asked, really concerned.
She skimmed threw it to find what I asked for.
"Wonderbolts leader, Spitfire."
Hearing that name caused me to have horrible flashbacks of our time at the hospital. It was her eyes that haunted me the most.
Son of a bit-
I fainted.
Where am I?
I opened my eyes and found myself strapped to a bed. I'm surrounded in darkness. There doesn't look to be any end to where ever I'm at. I then spot Octavia and Vinyl on the floor, but they're not moving at all. Then a giggle echos across the dark space surrounding me.
"Hello, there hot stuff. Time for a little bit of sexy time" I hear on top of me.
A fire maned mare stands right before me. she looks at me seductively. She licks her lips and begins to draw her face closer to mine.
My eyes shot right open. I look to see that I'm still in the living room. both Octavia and Vinyl look at me with confused faces. They look at each other and then back to me.
"How long...have I been out?" I ask.
"2 hours" Vinyl responds.
"...I don't ever remember...sending out a form to join the academy."
"I know, you know why? Because I know you don't even know how to read" Octavia said, surprising me and making Vinyl burst out laughing and rolling on the floor.
"You, can't *snort* re-read?" Vinyl said in between laughs.
"How did...you know?" I said embarrassingly.
"Silent, you were holding a book upside down when I told you to read a good book." this caught me red hoofed. I never guessed that I was holding it upside down. This would explain why every once in a while I would get strange looks from other ponies.
"Don't worry, I'll teach you to read," She said.
"What about the other letter?" Vinyl said holding it up with her magic.
Octavia snatched it from her and started reading.
"Dear Silent Night, I hereby summon you to come to the castle as soon as possible. Sign, Twilight Princess Of Friendship." She said finishing it. She didn't question this one.
"Well then, I guess you better get going"
I walked back into my room and got out the new scarf that rarity give to me as a gift back at the hospital. It wasn't much different from my old one at all. The only difference was that I was made out of different materials. I look at my mane and wondered if I should change it to a different style. Then I look at the bottom of my bed. There I see two blades that I stole from the village.
I pick them up and wonder I I should get rid of them. I then remember that Sliver and Gray were a thing. I attach them to my wings, but I find them too small. When I first got them they fit me perfectly because I was tuned in to a small colt. They still attach, but its better than nothing.
I walk out the front door and only take a few steps before I realize the new weight of my wings. this attention to them reminded me about something I could do.
Walking, boring
I stretched out my wings and started taking off into the air and head towards the castle. Hopefully, I could find my way without getting lost this time.
"Hey Tavi, what are those things on Silent's wings?" Vinyl asked after noticing the strange object on his wings.
"I don't know."
I stood in front of the purple crystal castle. I knocked and waited for the door to open. I was greeted by Spike. He led me into a room where Twilight was reading. She was really into the book because I walked up beside her and tapped her on the shoulder. Let's just say that even without her wings, she could leap really high.
"Silent! Not even a minute here and you already are sneaking up on me!" she says in a somewhat paranoid voice.
Well, excuse me princess.
"Anyway, you're probably wondering why I summoned you here," she said calming back down.
"You see, the princesses want to meet you"
Great, more royalty. Just my luck. More problems. Is this my life?
Twilight kept talking and I was starting to fall asleep. She really knew how to make somepony go to deep slumber.
"...so? What do you think?" this brings me out of my trance.
"...uh," crap, I wasn't listening to her.
I stood there thinking what I was going to say, but something came and interrupted, by crashing into the library. Books flew everywhere in there, some even made it into the kitchen. One glimpse at Twilight was enough to tell me that this was a regular thing.
"Rainbow Dash has arrived" she muttered.
"Aw yeah! New record!" Rainbow cheered out to herself. Like this wasn't the first time crashing according to Twilight's face. She then focused her attention on me.
"Hey Silent!" she walked or flew, over to me, "When did you start dating Spitfire!?" this caught me off guard. I sure wasn't dating her. Even if I was, how did I find out?!
"I'm not...dating her," I said wondering why she thought I was dating that pegasus.
"Wait, you're not? Then it must be some other Silent then," she put her hoof under her chin, " Cuz there's a rumor that Spitfire said she was in a relationship with somepony named, Silent."
"Really Rainbow Dash?" Twilight spoke up. She was distracted by Rainbow dash by this new piece of information.
"Yeah, what do you think Sile-," but I was gone.
I landed on a cloud not too far from Twilight's castle. I sat there wondering how this was going to affect my life even more. I was already dealing with Silver and Gray's abduction schemes for the Enders.
Oh crap, oh crap, how am I going to explain this to Octavia?
"Hello, there my black little colt" a familiar seductive voice came from behind me. Spitfire. How the hay did she find me?
"Hey..." I said awkwardly. I'm gonna die
She stepped closer to me. She batted her eyes at me. She was so close to me that I could smell some sort of perfume on her.
"I've been looking all over town for you." She said in a smooth tone.
"You have?" I said nervously
"I hope you got the letter," she said before wrapping me in her hooves around me. "So we can be closer, and I can keep an eye on you"
I was starting to sweat. So she was the one who sent the letter. How was she able to fake a signup form for me. Wait there was no real reason that I had to go.
"Oh? You're starting to sweat. Let me clean you" she moved her head closer to my head and I soon felt her tongue moving across my head and then neck.
Part of me felt disgusted, but the other half felt good.
"There, all clean," she said before getting up and spreading out her wings. "sorry our meeting was short, but I have to get back to practice, see you later," she said and blowing me a kiss.
I saw her fly off to wherever she was going. I Sat on my cloud for a good half hour going over what happened.
I entered the house with my head down. I closed the door and made my way towards the couch. Octavia was sitting on her chair stirring her tea.
"So...Silent, what did the princess want?" Octavia said brewing her tea.
"She...wanted me meet the other princesses," I said still thinking about what just happened between me and Spitfire.
"So when is it?" She asked
"I, uh... Don't know" I didn't pay attention to Twilight during my visit.
"Well, you need to go and check before-" she was cut off by a pony falling on top of me.
"Hiya Silent," Silver teleported in, but above me. Causing her to fall on me.
"Hello," Gray said coming through the door like a civilized pony. Even though she didn't knock, at least she used it.
"This is unexpected," she said not too thrilled to see them.
Great, just what I need. More mares that I don't want.
"Wow, don't be so mean," Silver remarked.
What are you two mares doing here?
"Well, as you know our leader still wants you to repopulate our race. He grows impatient." Gray explained.
"He really wants new members, and I yours" Silver added.
What...the...BUCK?!
"Yeah," Silver said
This makes me want to do this less.
"It gonna happen one way or another" Gray Commented
So, you're going to rape me?
"Only if you don't cooperate"
Great, this is just fantastic. I now have marefriend, a stalker, a whole race that wants to rape me to keep their race alive, and then there's Vinyl. My life is getting out of my hooves at this point. There is no way that I would get myself into this mess on my own.
"You know, you don't have to mate with us, but its preferable," Silver for closer to me. "If you mate with any female pony, the offspring will be 100 percent Ender."
"Whaaaaaaaa?" exclaimed Octavia.
Meanwhile in the roof
"This is interesting," said a female voice listening to the conversation going on below.
"A whole race wants MY Silent?" she said venomously through her teeth.
"Nopony is taking my stallion away from me," she said growing violently. "I'll kill them all. I'll kill them. I'll kill them."
The mare flew off at the night and disappeared. Thinking of a plan to keep him all to herself and getting rid of the rest of the competition.
I was currently being dragged back to the village of the Enders. My wings were tied up to preventing from flying away and they had placed a necklace on that nullified most magic, which included my ability to teleport. The necklace had a single rhombic pyramid-shaped stone that looked like it had liquid on it. The liquid drained as time went on. So, it was only temporary so it wouldn't last forever, but it was enough to keep me in one place.
Where did you get this?
"We developed it as a way to prevent you from using your magic to teleport," Grey said explaining the necklace, "While you were in the hospital we used an early prototype that slowed down your healing."
That explained why it took so long for me to head a few broken bones and why Silver and Grey looked like they were hiding something. With all the head traumas I received a few broken bones would seem like a piece of cake.
"We told you, the elder grows impatient every day that you are not conceiving offsprings. He wants what is best for our kind, and he will not take 'no' for an answer," she said and looked me dead in the eye.
I'm gonna die
"Yes, you will, because he wants every mare in our village fertilized by the end of the season," Gray said.
What, season?
"Mating season" she spoke those two words in my ear. The repeated in my head over and over.
Was there such a thing? I thought that only a few would go into heat at a time. How can all of them go into heat? I stood there thinking about how I was going to make it out alive. I've been avoiding situations like this by running away. I made a few close calls here and there, but now it seemed that my time was up. I looked back up at my captures.
"But don't worry! We'll be gentle" Silver said cheerfully as if trying to make me better.
"After all, there are only about 700 of us" Silver added.
One word rang through my head.
"Where is Silent?" Octavia asked her roommate when she noticed that Silent was nowhere to be seen.
They had been drinking with Silver and Grey the night before. They claimed that it was only a friendly visit and for the most part it was. That is until Silver pulled out a bottle. They began to drink from it. At first, it was a moderate amount but then the alcohol's effects started to kick in and then they began to drink more.
"I don't know, but those Enders know how to party," Vinyl said in a slur.
"Why does my head hurt?" Octavia rubbed her head as it pounded every second.
"Seems like somepony has a case of the hangover" Drunk Vinyl smiled.
"If we were drinking last night, then how are you still drunk?"
"I learned a spell long ago that allowed me to prevent getting hungover. So that means that I can drink even more without the side effects." She said proudly.
Octavia looked at her roommate in envy. While Vinyl was free to continue her day as normal she would have to stay behind and let her hangover run its course.
"I see that Gray and Silver have brought you back," The leader of the Village Spoke up to me.
He sat on his throne. He was giving me a displeased look. I bet that he had expected me to have already been bucking away with he mares. It has been some time since I've last seen him. I've forgotten his name, or maybe I never bothered to learn it.
This time security had been increased drastically. There were more guards around this time. They were stationed at every possible escape route. They had their weapons out in case I tried to escape by force. But given that I had no real fighting experience I was wouldn't get very far at all.
The necklace and the lack of my blades made it impossible to get away. Silver and Gray removed them before they dragged me out of my home. Besides, the blades were too small for me, unless I changed my body back to a child to use them, but that would cause more problems.
"It seems... that you have been avoiding us... for quite a while." He said taking deep breaths with every pause.
"To make things fair. I'm willing to give you the position... of the leader of the Enders," he paused. "Once you have an heir."
His proposal confused me. Why would he be willing to make me leader of the Enders? I had been avoiding them and even attacked them during my escape last time. I was an outsider that just happened to be the same as them. I had no real connections besides that.
You're not taking 'no' for an answer are you?
"You said it yourself Silent"
"..."
"What do you mean by see ya?"
The magic that was restricting me from teleporting had finally run out. The liquid was finally gone and I teleported away, but I only ended up 5 feet away. It seemed like my magic was barely returning, so I couldn't make long-distance travel.
"Get him!" Silver cried out.
I stood there surrounded by a bunch of guards, all pointing their weapons at me. Until my magic recovered I needed to survive for as long as possible.
"Are you sure you haven't seen him?" Octavia asked Rainbow Dash on the whereabouts of Silent.
"No, and he's late for work," She said trying to push some clouds." it's weird he had aways arrived early." she huffed as she pushed a few rainclouds.
Silent always arrived between 10 to 30 minutes early. Not because he was trying to stand out from the rest, but because he learned that he didn't need to come into contact with anyone if he came in early. While everypony else was reading what weather they had to put up he would already be out in the sky preparing the clouds
"Wait... no offense or anything, but how are you talking to me?" Rainbow asked. She was pushing clouds that are in the SKY.
"You're only 6 feet off the ground." Octavia pointed out.
"BUCK!" she facehoofed herself.
Carl,crap,crap!!!!!
It was a lot harder to avoid arrows when you were a fully grown pony. A few of them grazed me a bit but those quickly healed. I escape the throne room by ramming into the guards that were blocking the exit to the hallway. Archers were easy to avoid, all I had to do was to get in between two of them and they would get hit in their own crossfire. The ones that were a problem were the ones who had close combat weapons.
These ponies get as close as possible to me and swung their weapons. Strange as it was, I was glad that they were bladed weapons like swords and knives and not blunt weapons like clubs. The cuts I could recover from quickly but hits from blunts would easily knock me out.
"You won't get away so easily!" one of the pegasi archers yelled.
What can't you find some other pony to do this?!?!?!?
"Because ordinary stallions can't give us foals!!!!!" Silver yelled
"And they don't last long!!!" another one yelled, causing an awkward pause between all of us.
"I WAS IN HEAT!!!" she defended herself.
"Oh..." everypony muttered.
"Soooo...should we continue the chase?" One of the archers asked.
Um, you know what. I'm out
I felt my magic had finally returned to its max. I teleported away far from here. I couldn't go back home, because that would be the first place they would check.
Finally, another escape...where am I?
I found my self somewhere above a giant floating arena in the sky. It looked to be some sort of training ground for a stunt group. There were hoops all around and ponies were flying through them.
"Hey! Look out!" a pegasus yelled as I saw him coming right towards me, and causing the world to go dark.
Ouch...
When I finally woke up I found myself in a small bed. There were curtains that covered me from the rest of the room. I was probably in the nurses' office. I got off the bed and opened the curtain to reveal my suspicions. The rest of the room had about six beds, including mine, and had a desk near the entrance.
Opening the door I was greeted by a blue pegasus pony. He was in a familiar uniform, but couldn't put my hoof on it.
"Oh, you're finally awake," He spoke first which I nodded in response. "Not much of a talker still? Guess Spitfire was right" He mentioned her name. I felt my blood go cold as I heard that name.
"She said she'd come to visit you after practice," he said before flying off. What? you thought I would say something? No, I don't talk to strangers. Wait a minute... I do know him. He's Soarin one of...'her' teammates.
"Hello there handsome," a smooth voice came from my left as I turned to see who it was I was met looking back at a pair of eyes.
Spitfire. She was looking at me with those eyes. Those eyes that would seem friendly at first, but the longer you stared back at them the more you could make out their true sinister nature. She looked like she had spent a while making herself presentable. There didn't seem to be any smell of sweat coming off her.
"I never expected you to visit me on your own," she said cuddling up with me. "I knew you wouldn't resist me."
Of all of the mares I could run into it had to be this one.
She wrapped her wings around me. It actually felt good, even though I was freaking out on the inside. She brought herself closer to me. I was attempted to wrap my wings around her too.
"What brings you here?" she asks. I take a moment to think. If I tell her that I'm being chased down by a group of mares, then she could maybe help me avoid the mares who were after my...genes.
"I'm...being...chased by...mares," I said slowly. And her eyes suddenly went cold as if the file in them disappeared. She slowly grew a smile on her face, but it was no friendly smile.
"C-care to repeat that?" she said trying to keep her voice calm.
"Me," I point to myself. "Getting cased by mares"
She started to giggle a bit and then more and more. She started to laugh uncontrollably. She looked at me as if she was going to end my life.
"You only love me right?" she asked. She was starting to get me nervous. Her slight smile only grew wider.
I tried to back away from her, but she tightened her wings and brought me closer to her. Her eyes lacked any life in them as they stared directly into my soul. I was starting to fear for my life.
"Say you love me" she spoke.
"I...uh...love you?" I didn't know what else to say. She suddenly pinned me to the bed and forced her lips onto mine.
"Don't worry I'll protect you" She whispered.
Her smile returned with no evil intent behind them. Suddenly she was knocked out by something smashing her on the back of the head. It was from Grey. She didn't look too pleased with me. She didn't appear to be alone.
"This IS happening. One way. Or another" she said looking at me dead straight in the eye.
"She's right" an old voice came up from behind. It was the old stallion he was struggling to move.
"You will choose your mates, or they will," he said before teleporting away. Leaving me with an unconscious Spitfire, and Gray Mist looking at me, alone.
"I'll give you a day to prepare." She said turning around. "After all, it's almost mating season"
I was left speechless. I had no idea what I was going to do. There was no running from them now. I either summited to them willingly or be forced to mate with them.
I'm so going to die
"Don't worry silly" a pink pony appeared before me. Pinkie Pie. "it'll in a whole new story!!"
