Routine
Cadance leaned against her husband on the balcony, watching Celestia’s golden sun set over the horizon. She breathed deep of the clear air from the Crystal Empire, a cool breeze wafting over them and mingling his scent with her own.
“That could have gone better.”
“Well, that was a mood killer,” Cadance frowned, nudging Shining Armor in the ribs. The stallion grinned at her touch, her wing softly thrown over his shoulder. “Thanks for that.”
“Eh, sorry…” he grinned weakly, making no move to sidle back up against her as she was expecting him to. “It’s probably just, you know… routine.”
Alarm bells rang between her ears, and a million different equally terrifying instances flashed before her eyes. Each and every one involved Shining with a mare both younger and freakier than she.
“R-routine?” she sputtered in disbelief. “What, so now I’m boring to you?”
“What? No, no!” the white unicorn stuttered quickly, attempting to placate her as swiftly as possible. “I just mean, er, that, um…”
“Oh, Celestia, I’m not getting fat, am I?” Cadance poked her pink belly with one hoof fearfully. Shining was quick to take her by the shoulders, giving her a loving peck on the lips.
“No, you’re not fat. I’m just saying that, y’know, maybe we should try something… new next time. Liven things up a little bit.”
Cadance gave him a flat stare for a full beat.
“I don’t know how many times I’m going to have to tell you that a proper lady does not ‘take it up da butt’.”
“That’s not what I had in mind,” Shining looked off into the distance awkwardly, indicating that that was exactly what he’d had in mind. “I mean, I’m totally open to ideas-”
“Really?” Cadance jumped at his words, a plan already formulating.
“Er… y-yes?”
“Because I think I do have an idea,” she started slowly. “Just promise you’ll go with me on this, ‘kay?”
Shining balked at her, a nervous prickle riding just behind his right ear.
“Uh, the way you worded that makes me kinda nervous.”
“Well, you know what they say, darling,” Cadance said with a grin as a ripple of magic snaked up her horn. “Marriage is an institution.”
“So long as we don’t wind up needing strait-jackets,” he joked wearily.
It was over in a flash.
One moment Shining Armor was preparing himself for a potentially body altering spell (after all, it wasn’t like his betrothed hadn’t offered something of the sort before) and the next he was sitting still as a brick, still awaiting some response.
“… Did it work?” he blinked the stars out of his eyes.
“I’m… not sure, actually,” Cadance frowned, looking warily at the bottom of her hoof. “The effects were supposed to be instantaneous.”
“What effects?” Shining asked nervously, peeling himself away from the balcony and into their expansive bedroom littered with pillows of all shapes and sizes.
“Well, that’s just it,” she followed him, the agitation clear in her voice. “The spell originally intensifies taste, but I modified it a little bit to expand to some… other functions.”
Shining patted himself down, thinking.
“I don’t feel any different.”
“Neither do I,” Cadance said with a huffy sigh.
And then she made the mistake of sitting down.
A bolt of electricity screamed up her spine, shooting a blast of pleasure through her entire body. Cadance froze up instantly with an ear piercing shriek of delight, the lovely plush pillow that had most certainly been a gift now thoroughly soaked with her juices.
“Uh… hon?” Shining asked after a few seconds of watching her twitch with unnerving jitters, forelegs clamped tightly to the large throw pillow. “You, uh… you alright there?”
“F-f-fine,” she choked at last, her breath returning to her in weak gasps. Her legs were still trembling from the force of her relief; that had to have been the single most insanely powerful orgasm that she had ever experienced. “G-great, actually!”
“Really?” he asked with a hint of concern, hoof sidling to her shoulder. “Because you look kind of, uh… flushed.”
Cadance tried to answer, but instead only found that Shining’s touch was like fire on her fur. With a single caress her body was crying out for him, something to satisfy the itch.
“Shining,” she struggled at last. “I think the spell worked.”
“What makes you say that?” he grinned coyly, hoof sliding subtly down her back. His hoof deliberately bumped against each and every ridge on her spine, making her quiver and shiver in ecstasy as she climaxed again.
“S-Shiny, hold on…!” Cadance pleaded weakly, making no move to stop him as each little bump caused another jolt of pleasure to shoot through her. “I-I think i-it might have b-been too strong…!”
“Oh?” he paused provocatively close to her already sopping slit, sliding the hilt of his hoof up and down her thigh. “You’re right, we should sto-”
Shining Armor somehow found himself on his back. For the life of him, he couldn’t quite seem to remember when his frail looking wife had gotten stronger than four trained soldiers, nor why the gleam in her eyes was quite so terrifying.
He did, however, realize that it was a really good time to stop talking.
“Oh ho, no,” Cadance growled in an eerily guttural tone, pinning him to the floor with one hoof. “You are not going to tease me like that and just deny giving it to me.”
“Uh-”
“Will you fuck me already?” Cadance’s lips mashed hotly against his, the broiling need flaring so painfully that she wondered if her lower half was on fire.
For as uncertain as Shining had been mere moments before, he definitely rose to the occasion in more ways than one.
His throbbing member penetrated her instantly, tipping her over the edge again. Cadance gasped in desire as an enormous wave of pleasure crashed over her, her sticky walls clamping down tight as she rode him hard.
“Faster, harder!” Cadance shivered in a frenzied trance, bucking roughly against his hips so hard that she wondered if she would walk away bruised.
Then again, from how hard she was thrusting down onto his erection, she was hoping she wouldn’t be doing much walking any time soon anyway.
“Babe, I think you’re going a little loco,” Shining grunted as he wrapped his hooves over her back, clenching her wings down tightly and making the pressure in her rocket up like a chemical reaction in a plastic bottle.
“Oh Celestia I’m cumming!” she bucked in a stupor of orgasmic joy, eyes rolling from the sheer force. “Yes, yes, yes! Keep going, keep going – all – night – long!”
Cadance lay with a pleased looking grin on her face, cigarette perched haphazardly in a magical aura beside her as they stared wide eyed up at the ceiling of the four poster royal bed. The glistening morning sunlight dancing into their bedroom made it seem so… serene. Well, aside from the fact that it looked as if a tornado had ravaged it.
And ejaculated on everything.
Numerous times.
“Pfft,” she sniggered after a while of silence. “You know, when most stallions say ‘all night long’ they actually mean for ten minutes before falling asleep. I didn’t think you’d actually try to go all night long.”
“Wha- yeah, uh huh, of course,” Shining answered a little robotically, mane frazzled to the point that he looked as if he’d tried to have intercourse with a lightning storm. “You know I’d do anything for you, love.”
“Oh, good,” Cadance snuffed out her cigarette and rolled atop him with a kiss. “So, you ready to go again? Or do you think we need to ‘spice things up’ a little more?”
Shining stared at her for a second.
“Hon, I promise you. If I ever mention that we should try to ‘spice things up’ ever again, just throw me off the balcony first. It’ll be less traumatizing.”
“Really?” Cadance relaxed in his embrace, his kiss at the bottom of her neck sending another pleasurable ripple through her. “Because I was sort of hoping that it could get… routine.”