Silver still in the world of Equestria meets a friends while still in hiding
Silver meets a familiar friend while he is in hiding from Equestria. Will Celestia stop chasing him down with guards or will Silver kill every pony in sight. Probably none of these two options.
-I was walking out of the badlands with my two mechanical friends as I remembered the week when I helped rebuilding or just helped the changeling with their food problems. The first day was hard since I had to do the introductions and not knowing the place, the second day was easier helping with the shortage of food and being successful. The third day's the same but on the fourth day I managed to take the piece of Australium out of the dead ringer making it useless but to find out it was also an unlimited food source for changelings. The day next was a day of celebrating and I requested to leave the hive which Chrysalis was reluctant to say but gave in to leave a hive full of sad changelings as I said my goodbyes and left taking all my stuff walking towards who knows where. We found a mountain near Ponyville to find a cave located so we just made a base deep inside the cave for no pony or no one to find. Now back to the present I'm just on the ledge of the mountain out of view from the ponies to notice me as I stared down at the town for guards but to see a few walking about-
As tempting it may be I must not...
-I started walking down the mountain, and when I say walking I meant falling down the mountain. I landed safely due to a pistol called the pretty boy's pocket pistol as I disguised as an earth pony with a grey coat, blue eyes, black hair, and a cutie mark of the Sniper's emblem in the game. I just walked around the town to notice a sign saying 'archery contest no admission fee, prize 1,000 bits'. I smiled and kept a memo in my head of the event but for my vision turning pink but kept my composure as I notice it was Pinkie Pie the element of laughter. Like the first time she met me while I wasn't disguised she start shooting questions at me while I kept a poker face thinking of bread, then I sat looking ahead blankly-
"Sure I'll go to the party." I said wanting to get this over with.
"Yippie! But what's your name." Pinkie asked smiling.
Can't use my real name but screw this.
"The names Sniper." I said staying calm.
"Okie dokie Loki." She said before disappearing into thin air.
-I starting walking where the archery contest is being place and signed up but for me to some pony snicker towards me while I wore my contestant number I saw the audience to see Princess Celestia while I groaned. I looked at the rules-
-magic only one bow and arrow when shooting -3 arrows only -5 minute limit total -no cheating -bring your own bow and arrow -have fun
Pretty simple, I have my huntsman for this but how am I suppose to shoot without losing my disguise...
-I test shot an arrow at a nearby wall but for my disguise to stay as the announcer called my number up. I walked out to the open to see the audience the target and Celestia looking at me. I showed no emotion as they told me to start in my disguise I stood up to my hind legs and drew back the arrow and let it fly without time aiming and I did the same with the remaining two arrows as I went back on all fours and looked at the target to see that all three were at the smack middle making every pony in the audience gasp in amazement as I went back in to wait for the ending results-
Jeez all the staring I get in competition always make me nervous but I hope that Celestia didn't notice anything.
-the announcer calls out all the contestants to call out the winners of 3rd to 1rst-
"THIRD PLACE IS, RUNNING WIND!!!" the announcer yelled on the mic
-the crowd applauded as a orange coated mare walks up to the third place podium-
"SECOND PLACE IS, RAINBOW DASH!!!" Announcer yelled once more.
-Rainbow Dash goes to the second place podium not that much enthusiasm due to being second-
"THE FIRST PLACE WINNER IS, SNIPER!!!" The announcer yelled louder than ever on the mic.
-I walked up to the first place podium as the crowd roars as I receive the first place trophy I received 1,000 bits inside the trophy as I put the bits safely in my bag and held my trophies as pictures were taken-
Flashing......lights......too..much.
-when it was over I started walking back but suddenly being stopped by two guards. They surrounded me while I acted nervous walking backwards for only two more guards behind me-
"Umm, do you guys need anything?" I asked with nervousness in my voice to act scared in front of them.
"Yes, Princess Celestia wants to have a word with you." One of the guards said.
"Sure why not." I said preparing to use my dead ringer if needed.
-they led me back towards the same event area to see the princess and some more guards. She nods while they go away but forming a circle around me and the princess. I looked at her with a poker face as she did the same back as silence continued, but for Celestia to break that silence-
"I know it's you Silver now undisguise." Celestia said with authority.
"Good, first I thought you wouldn't notice me." I said returning to my human form.
"Why is that?" Celestia asks while going into a battle stance charging up a spell.
"I'm bored also you have any of those pasta." I simply said while I just bit into an apple that I just bought when it was over.
"Wait, what?" Celestia said looking at me if it is a trick.
"Ya know, white sauce, noodles delicious stuff." I said while throwing away the apple core.
-Celestia just shakes her head-
"Welcome back Silver." Celestia said with a smile.
"Wait what? Welcome back? Looks like your going to explain why you were trying to hunt me down, being cold to me, and sent guards after me but that's for later, but now noodle time!" I said following Celestia who just simply smiled.
Seriously why is she smiling weirdly now but I'm hungry so who cares!
-I was sitting at the dining area eating some cream pasta with hand made chopsticks as I asked questions-
"Why did you try to chase me down?" I said pointing my chopsticks at her after slurping some noodles.
"I sensed a darkness inside of you and I thought you were corrupted with dark magic like the one incident before." Celestia said biting on a piece of cake.
"A darkness? Does she mean CBS?" I thought while I drank some soda called 'colt a cola' while I just laughed in the inside.
"Then what was the previous incident?" I asked while I noticed Luna looking sad looking down.
"Forget what I asked but what makes you think I'm not 'corrupted' by this dark magic." I asked cleaning my mouth with my tongue.
"I can sense the magical essence of living things and when I sensed you today you were clear of the corruption." Celestia said finishing her slice of cake while taking another slice.
"Then, what happens if I can control it?" I asked getting a refill of my noodle.
"What do you mean Silver?" Celestia asks looking at me curiously.
-I thought about turning into CBS before I pushed away the thought-
"Ya know, I hate explaining because I can't make it clear to anyone but only makes them confused." I said clearing the plate quickly.
"Yo ahead, try your best." Celestia said patiently.
"Ya know, your just like my mom." I said when I stood up and started walking.
"Is that a good thing?" Celestia asks.
"Nope!" I yelled when I closed the door and ran towards my room remembering an important thing I forgot for the past week.
-upon arrival I walked to the middle of my dark room that seemed untouched until a shadow pounced on top of me while I struggled but was able to grab the furry object which struggled in my grasp then stopped. I turn on the lights to see my furry little buddy, the tigger cub who pounces me again after release and licks my face while I grabbed the cub again who is enthusiastic to see his old buddy again-
"Ey, Cub. How were ya doin' in the past week without me?" I said while I released him once more but was cautious in case he pounced me again.
-he started to make weird motions of first of him being sad then to point at the dish of the replenishing buffalo steak sandvich plate which the steak now was gone then he growls and made a salute meaning he was protecting this place from any pony. He stopped the motions as he made a derp expression of him sticking his tongue to the right while looking straight while I slightly worried of the expression-
"I guess he passed the time doing a staring contest with a guard outside of the door who kept losing terribly by the bits under the bed." I thought while checking the massive storage of bits under the bed.
"Well I'm glad to come back but sadly most of my hats disappeared for your comfort though." I said sadly petting the cub as I remembered the week giving most of the hats due to being very generous in my opinion but in truth it was because I felt sorry for the bugs that have no access to hats except for Chrysalis who already had a hat.
-the cub jumps on the bed getting rid of the derp face as I got ready to go to bed. When I slept I was inside a room but to see another someone across of me but I couldn't tell the figure but for him to disappear as I woke up to a new morning with the cub sleeping on my stomach as I closed my eyes again not to disturb the cub-
"Can't tell anyone I have control of CBS because número uno, Celestia. Then guards then elements then I dunno." I thought.
-I pulled out a jar full of piss as I threw it hard at the convenient opened window as it fell down with gravity while I prayed someone will get hit. Celestia and Luna was still at their balcony to see a jar falling down which missed them completely and kept falling as they looked at each other curiously before looking down where the jar will land to see an unsuspecting prince gets hit by urine covering his whole body and screamed bloody murder-
-it was still morning after I ate breakfast I was at the library reading a book until noticing a part of the book saying an old castle of the two sister alicorns as I read carefully to see that the castle is in the Everfree Forest. I thought how I would go there by pulling out the sticky jumper and the rocket jumper. I go on the tallest roof of the castle and placed 8 stickies, reloaded but for me to be stopped by Celestia herself-
"Silver, what are you doing?" Celestia asks looking at the placed stickies and me.
"Well, I read a book and there seems to be a castle in the forest so I thought I would go there." I said pointing towards the forest.
"Well, I wish you luck in your adventure." Celestia said smiling thinking I won't make it there.
"Thanks." I said before detonating the stickies propelling me towards the direction of the castle as I prepared my rocket jumper but for me to crash in a Pegasus hard not far from the castle.
-we start falling as Celestia flew towards me and a yellow pegasi and we fell but out of nowhere I heard a ding notifying me a weapon was found to pull out some kind of parachute. Without hesitation I put it on and pulled the string as the descending slowed down letting me float down to safety-
"What kind of item is this? Did it come from the update from before?" I wondered as Celestia neared towards us.
"Silver, are you alright?!" Celestia said with worry while looking at the unconscious pegasi I was holding.
"Pretty goochie." I said while handing her the pegasi," take care of her while I continue on my adventure."
-I pulled the string again for the parachute to pack up again as I fell down but used the rocket jumper so I wouldn't take any fall damage. I placed another 8 stickies and flew off towards the castle once again leaving Celestia flying back to Canterlot for the yellow coated pony in care. Without the skybox in tf2 maps I flew pretty far and I landed at the front of the castle without any damage due to the 'base jumper' letting me fall down slowly-
"Old castle, lots of vines.... Vines, stay away from them. My legs feel itchy by just thinking about them." I said walking towards it with sniper load out equipped.
-I slowly enter the castle and when at the supposedly center of the castle I heard voices somewhere in the castle. I stood still and carefully walked toward the voice to see an open door and a single pony inside. I couldn't really see the pony but for her mane it was pretty easy. She had a mane that looks like it has stars in it and has a black coat with eyes like a reptile-
"She's just like Luna." I thought before taking my next step I stepped on a twig.
"You've gotta be fucking kidding me. I know every hero or good guy walks up to a bad guy and out of nowhere a wild twig appears!" I said out loud startling the pony inside.
-the pony looks around before 3 objects appear out of thin air and to see they are ponies as she ordered something at them before they scattered out. I climbed up at the ledge to see one going in my line of sight. I pull out my sniper rifle as I jumped and turned and did a complete 360 but as I landed the pony noticed me but I quickly put up my scope aiming at his head as I pulled the trigger quickly, killing him instantly-
"AWWWW, YA!!!! BRING IN THE AIRHORNS!!!!!!" I yelled as another appear but I jumped on a wall pushed it with my leg and while in mid air did another 360 and did a quickscope on it's head.
"DOUBLE 360 QUICKSCOPES!!!" I yelled before I remembered a video before shaking it out of my head.
-the last appears, but for my laziness I just threw my kukri at it as it died by the knife in its head. But as it died the same pony or should I say now alicorn teleported the bodies gone and her in a fighting pose-
"So, who are you?" I asked after reloading my sniper rifle.
-I blinked and covered my eyes as thunder flashes casting a large shadow in front of her as it flashing. I uncovered my eyes to see the exact same look as Luna but for the darken coat and the slit eyes. I readied my rifle for the coming battle that might happen before she started to cast a spell and a portal appeared while wind blew out hard which caused me to crouch down-
"I'm summoning a creature that will kill you and help me rule all of Equestria!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!!" Nightmare Moon yelled while I face palmed and prepared as a man walked out of the portal with an eyepatch, a red shirt and a black vest over it with six cylinder explosive strapped on it. He had a pair of boots and pants and had a cap over his head but to the Tf2 universe he is called; the Demoman. But as he came into full view and spoke it brought a smile to my face.
"Where the bloody hell am I in?!" The Demoman spoke but not with his regular voice but a voice of my friend.
-I stood up putting away the rifle as I smiled still looking at him-
"Yo wassup, Onyx." I said looking straight at him to the eye.
-he looks up at me and smiles with a big grin-
"Silver, no time no see!!!" Onyx yelled as he pulled me to a big hug while I struggled to get free.
-I remembered the first time meeting him together during middle school in class while I was playing a normal game of Minecraft. Then we became best friends, but after that went away I discovered steam and Tf2 and got my friend into it. After a long time he stopped playing while I kept playing. We kept helping each other every time a challenge was upon any of us. We were the best of friends until we went with out separate way when we went to college but kept in touch-
"Why are we game characters anyway?" Onyx asked releasing me from his death hug and I went out of my flashback.
"Well sorry to say but I'm not sure why and how but at least we can defend ourselves, but also there is a specific reason how your here." I said while glancing a look towards Nightmare Moon who started to back up.
"Oh, who could possibly send me here while I was selling drugs for good dineros?" Onyx said while pulling out his grenade launcher eye landing at the only pony in the castle as he took aim.
"Wait, what? You know what never mind but ya she did it, leaving you with one eye but leaving me with a few rascist jokes for ya." I said pulling out my sniper rifle barrel toward Nightmare Moon taking another few steps back before bumping into the wall behind her leaving her with no escape and no magic due to the spell casted draining more of her magic than intended.
"So, talking ponies here? Well I've seen crazier shit from the YouTube videos you showed me when we were in high school." Onyx said chuckling as I looked at him with annoyance.
-when we were about to shoot Nightmare Moon yelled-
"WAIT!!! Before you kill me, I have a request." Nightmare Moon said while we put our weapons down slightly.
"What's your request then." I said while I gave some items for my friend to use since he did not have many demo weapons.
"It's an object, a cylinder object that I can put my mouth in. Inside it shoots out a white creamy delicious substance that is sticky. It's something that I can hold and control while it's in my mouth melting it inside my mouth." Nightmare Moon said drooling as Onyx looked at me with a poker face.
"So, you want an ice cream bar then?" I said simply while I pulled out a ring.
"Yes! That is the delicate I want!" Nightmare exclaimed while I put the ring on her horn and put a leash around her neck.
"Then onward also found that ring inside Celestia's room but figured out it cancels magic also the leash is in case you run away but don't worry. In case you run I can just shoot you while my friend chase you." I said while tugging the lease making Nightmare move outside the castle while Onyx followed me with a smile.
"Yes! Ice cream! I was craving something cold due to it being summer!!!" Onyx yelled as we trekked towards Ponyville.
-upon arrival we went a park and saw an ice cream vendor and walked up to it-
"I would want 2 chocolate almond ice cream bar and one ice cream sandwich." I said to the pony behind the vendor who was not paying attention while I payed.
-When he looked up he screamed with a girlish voice and ran off with the ice cream cart while I gave Nightmare the ice cream. After eating the ice cream we were sitting on a bench with Nightmare being in the middle while we watched the scenery-
"Well I am happy my request has been fulfilled but I also request to be freed from these things." Nightmare said pointing at the magic canceler and the leash while I shook my head.
"Nope!" I said but for Nightmare not to give up.
"Pwease? For your Queen?" Nightmare asked once more but with a pouty look towards me and wide eyes with tears.
"AWWWW!!! Sure why not." Onyx said while reaching for the objects and Nightmare started smiling before I slapped the hand away.
"Dude, no also trust me on this. The pouty look might work for you but not for me." I said while Nightmare gave a look of defeated until we started hearing a whistling sound.
"What could the sound might be?" Onyx said while looking at the sky for any objects that could fall down.
-I looked up in the sky to barely see Celestia falling at us. I quickly grabbed Onyx and Nightmare as Celestia destroyed the bench at impact leaving Onyx afraid of the monstrosity before him-
"What the bloody hell is happening!!!" Onyx screamed while Celestia recovered from the landing she looked like someone killed her loved one.
As soon as I saw Celestia scream her voice out I grabbed Nightmare Moon and stuffed her inside of my backpack without a trace. But in front of us was a very angry sun alicorn that is on fire which the pyro would've loved if pyro saw this. "What does thou mean Celestia," I asked with an innocent expression while my friend was still recovering from the shock.
"Nightmare Moon, where is that demon!" Exclaimed Celestia as she started to cool down.
"I don't think moon can have nightmares also i want you to meet a friend of mine, meet Onyx," I said while Onyx regained councious of the real world.
"Umm, dude who's the pastel colored pony that was just covered in fire moments ago, made a hole in the ground and was yelling bloody murder." He stated calmingly.
"Well, how should I explain this to you but, we are trapped in a world inhabited by mystical creatures like this horse who call themselves ponies. They can control magic as they can please and their names matches up by the tattoo on their butt." After that statement I said he stared at me with a funny look in his face.
"Sorry if I am interrupting something, but how is he here?" Asked Celestia who turned back to normal.
"Haha, crazy story well I was walking in the street going home, suddenly ninjas came out of nowhere and attacked, but they stood no match for me as I took them down one by one with my amazing karate skills. As I taunted and walked away after my victory a bright flash of light appeared in front of me and I engulfed me then I was transported here. While I met my friend for a long time I met this wierd pony with us. She was wierd but looked weak and she called herself night-"
"Which is going to be the person that is going to put a foot right up your ass and out of your mouth if you keep rambling on with your fantasies," I cutted off Onyx as he was about to say the name.
"So what was this pony's name that Onyx was about to say Silver?" Asked Celestia with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, I'm not sure if you want to hear the name but, I shall proclaim the name to you Celestia since you wanted to know so much." I said while I grabbed my friend's neck not allowing him to say anything.
"I'm all ears," replied Celestia.
"The pony's name that he was about to say was night...mare.........moon cakes." I said with emphasis while Celestia became silent after hearing that she face hoofed while I kept up with the innocent look.
"........ Give me your backpack now," said Celestia while I started sweating nervously.
"What do you need it for, it's not like there's nothing valuable you should see in this backpack." I said keeping a straight face.
"Just wondering what you put inside when I landed." Celestia said as she took away my bag with her magic, also causing Onyx to freeze and the sight of the floating backpack. I kept my poker face on as she opened the back the backpack HUD opened showcasing the first page of my backpack as it should be every time.
"What are these items I'm seeing. Why do you have boxes?" Celestia asked while looking at each crate as it popped up the information about it.
"Do you have a problem with boxes? It's not like I get 10 of them each day I play the game." I said
*actually 5 crates but moving on*
"How do you work this?" Celestia asks as she was stuck in the first page.
"I don't know." I lied but as soon as I said that she went to the last page where nightmare moon was. She spots it and examines it.
"Nightmare Moon Lv 100 cosmetic 'An alicorn who took over the body of another alicorn and was about to bring eternal night but for another to stop her. She is now weakened and small to a size of a foal. This item holds a mysterious dark power, watch it as it blasts your enemies as it perched from your head!'
-I stare awkwardly at Celestia as she was examining Nightmare Moon, while I can see clearly Nightmare Moon trying to act like some kind of doll. After a few minutes Celestia used her magic and pulled out a nightmare Moon from the backpack and afloat in front of the HUD is Nightmare Moon no longer an item-
"Suprise?" I exclaimed while Celestia glares at me.
"Castle now." Celestia said bluntly as she started dragging us including my friend towards the castle.
Pretty day today, the birds singing, the blue skies, and the angry alicorn giving me and my friend a lecture. My friend and I were teleported right away when she saw Nightmare Moon. I thought she should stay calm but I guess things don't work the way you would think it would happened. Like the lecture that is going to be interrupted in 3… 2…. and 1.
"Activate Codename: Bonus Ducks, I repeat activate BONUS DUCKS," I yelled as Onyx stood up and start throwing ducks at her surprising her from her lecture.
"Silver, I'm being serious here," warned Celestia as a duck was penetrated by her horn.
"Well I'm also being serious, well trying to if you allow me to talk. Actually I wouldn't be anyway," I said as I erected a dispenser to keep our duck ammo sustained.
"Silver, we might wanna run, I don't like the look of the dark pony from that tower over there," Onyx said as he stopped throwing ducks to look at Luna who seemed amuse.
Silver pulled out his DIrect hit and stuffed a duck inside and started firing at Luna who jumped in surprise as she got hit right in the face with a rubber duck. As soon she was hit Silver grabbed the dispenser and ran inside the castle.
"RUN MOFO RUUUUUUUUUUUN." Silver screamed at Onyx as they bolted inside of the castle and started to build their defense.
"Sister should we go after them," Luna questioned as she flew towards Celestia.
"We should Luna, gather the guards and find them and tie them up if necessary," Celestia said as she plucked the duck from her horn which exploded into more ducks.
"BONUS DUCKS"
Celestia burned the ducks around her and flew towards the castle to get her guards while Luna did the same while she protected a rubber duck from the massacre of rubber ducks that has been done.
Meanwhile Silver and Onyx is setting up their defense with crates and dispensers.
"Silver, do you really think we are going to make it," Onyx asks as he sets some sticky bombs with his scottish resistance.
"I'm pretty sure we can bring some down with us by using the power of ducks," Silver said confidently as he lined up the ducks with their own respected class from scout to spy.
"I think they're here," Onyx said as hoof steps were heard growing close towards the room they were in.
Silver prepared the duck launcher sentry guns and his duck SMG while Onyx starts to aim at the door with his grenade launcher of course filled with ducks. The doors starts to break to show the guards about to break in. After a minute of silence the door breaks and all hell breaks loose.
"TAKE NO SURVIVORS," Silver yelled as he fired his SMG managing to knock some guards unconscious.
"FOR THE MOTHERDUCKLAND," Onyx yelled as ducks blew up to even more ducks as many guards fell.
Celestia and Luna could only see in horror as their guards were being beaten as each duck took one by one of their guards down. Despite the shields they created, they were overwhelmed by the ducks and immediately retreated. Tired of the shenanigans that Silver and Onyx was creating, Celestia destroyed all the ducks while Luna tied us up from being able to move.
"This is totally not cool! I do not like BDMS, now release me from your fetishes," Silver yells as he struggles from his restraints.
"I do not want to get that image in my head, thanks a lot Silver," Onyx said as he starts rolling around in a circle.
Celestia grabs us with her magic and said with a calming tone," We have lots to talk about and I don't want any more interruptions, you two clear?"
"Yes ma'am," replied Silver and Onyx as they were floated towards her room.
That day was the day when the ducks would not spawn any longer and a mannly tear was dropped on that day.
"Last time on Sniper in Equestria. Silver and Onyx faced the pony hitler Celestial as she caused the holocaust of rubber ducks. they tried to stop her but was defeated. And so what terrible fate awaits on these two heroes."
"Shut up Discord," Celestia said calmly as she sat in front of the two tied up humans.
"C'mon Celly, you know I can't give up this opportunity," discord said as he appeared in front of Celestia.
"What, opportunity," Celestia asks as she prepared a spell.
"Nothing," discord said before he snapped his fingers, disappearing from her view.
"Alright you two, wake up I want to ask a favor," Celestia said as she poured a bucket of water over Silver and Onyx,
"Allah Ak- fuck," Silver said after spazzing in the floor while Onyx kicked a vase down breaking it.
"Oops, sorry," Onyx said after breaking free from his ropes.
"No matter, and how did you break through those ropes." Celestia questioned after grabbing a new piece of rope with her magic.
"I don't, know and first things first. What did you need," Onyx questioned trying to evade the rope.
"I need you two to go to the border that connects Equestria and the Griffon kingdom to help with the dispute that is occurring right now," Celestia said while Silver broke through his bonds because of Onyx.
"What do we get in return though," Silver asks as he massaged his wrists.
"I shall give you each a wish that you wish the receive," Celestia said while Silver and Onyx looks at each other with a evil grin.
"We'll accept your offer," Onyx said while Silver prepared his duckless smg.
"There is a tiny dispute near the border of Equestria and the Griffon Kingdom and I want you two to settle the problem," Celestia said as she laid down the map.
"Cool and all but what do we do when we get there," Silver asks while drawing a spycrab on the map.
"Your objective is to take out the griffin general that is in charge of the griffins that guard the border," Celestia commands as she erases the spycrab.
"We accept the mission, right Silver," Onyx asks but for only Silver to draw more spycrabs on the map.
"Ill take that as a yes," Celestia said as she led Onyx and Silver, with the map, to a carriage pulled by pegasi.
"We'll possibly won't let you down," Onyx said as the carriage took off.
"I WILL," Silver yelled as Celestia face hoofed.
"I already regret my decisions," Celestia said as she watched the carriage dissapear to the clouds.
After 2 hours of drawing spycrabs, Silver and Onyx reach their designation to take out the griffon empire.
"Dude, are we going in or are we going sneaky peaky like," Silver asks as he goes inside a cardboard box while Onyx goes inside a different one.
"I don't need no more crossovers, before we know it we change from tf2 characters to cs:go people," Onyx says as he and Silver start moving towards the building.
"Actually I would like to be a guy in cs:go from the CT side," Silver said as they both stop in place for a guard to pass by them.
"Well too bad we're Tf2 characters so we can't change," Onyx said with a glance of a guard getting suspicious.
"Maybe the wonderful holy Gaben will provide us with a game change," Silver whispers as the guard comes closer to the boxes, but for the guard to be called to another building.
"Well lets continue talking after we infiltrate the base," Onyx says removing the box.
"Alright, I've been waiting for this." Silver says as he enters the building still in box form while Onyx enters the building through the vents.
After Silver getting lost while Onyx went in a circle in the vents, the two finally regroup in a storage area to make their next plan.
"So what do we do now," Silver asks as he started to carve spycrabs on the crates around him.
"I dunno," Onyx said while keeping watch for guards.
"Lets just go in the general's room and take him hostage," Silver said as he stood up with his kukri.
"Yeah, that's the best idea.... Lets do it," Onyx said as he raises his eyelander up.
The two then starts running down the hall to find two guards guarding a door, but the guards were knocked out before they uttered a word. Onyx kicks the door to find that they are in the right room and there was the general, a female griffin on the bed with a sword.
"Oh, my," Silver said as he slightly lowered his kukri.
1 hour later, Celestia goes to see Silver and Onyx's progress but to only find that they haven't returned from their mission.
"Where are they General, are they not in the building right now," Celestia asks the pony general who was giving commands to the privates.
"I'm sorry Princess but I believe they are de-," the general's sentence was cut as a private rushed to the general.
"Sir, the two humans have returned," the private screamed as three figures became present.
"Wait a second, why are there three figures," Celestia asks before an object was thrown into the air.
"ALLAH AKBHAR!!!!"
An explosion appears in the air making all ponies duck while a laughing is heard.
"Yo Celestia," Silver says as he gave back Onyx back his grenade launcher.
"I'm never going to give you any explosive weapons," Onyx said.
"Where were you two and why do you have the griffin general with you," Celestia asks as the griffin general bows.
"It is a pleasure to meet you princess, but these two have requested me to meet you for some border issues," said the griffon general.
"What did you two do," Celestia said as she gave a slight glare to the two humans.
"Well first we infiltrated the enemy base with boxes, then we grouped up. After that we rushed in a room to find out it was the right room we were finding and also found out that the general is a female. So we took her out like you said," Silver said as he wore his unusual company man.
"What do you mean take out," Celestia asks.
"We took her out for lunch, and surprisingly she is pretty sociable unlike us so we became good friends," Silver said with enthusiasm while Celestia slammed her face on the desk in front of her.
Celestia sighs," good job, go back home for your next assignment."
"Alright, see ya later guys," Silver says as he runs while Onyx follows after giving something the the griffon general.
"What did he give you general," Celestia asks as the griffon general checks the item.
"A crab like sculpture," she says as she puts it in her backpack.
Celestia slams her face on the table again and starts the conversation about the problems with the borders.
"Sister," Luna said as she entered Celestia's room.
"What is it Luna," Celestia asks as she sets her book down.
"When are they coming back," Luna asks.
"I'm not sure Luna, they've been in that condition for a day now," said Celestia.
"Should we check on the progress," asked Luna.
"Sure, let us do that. It was getting boring just reading a book," Celestia said as she teleported both members in the room to a room where there are two huds displayed saying for each 'UPDATING'.
*One day ago*
"So Onyx..... Want a low tier hat," Silver asks as he pulls out a weapon from CS:GO from his backpack.
"No thanks, I don't want to wear your mom," Onyx said while getting flapped in the face with a fish.
"I'm tired of hearing that in Earth, and I do not want to hear that in this world," Silver said when both players receive a blinking notification at the top right of their hud.
"Hey Silver, did you just get a notification too," Onyx asks as he returns from the bathroom with his face wet.
"Yup, and it says we have to update, and you know what happens when Tf2 needs to update," Silver said as he held his squeaky duck.
"I don-," said Onyx as both players freeze, fell face down on the floor with a updating hud above them displaying 'two days'.
*In a black void*
"So, we updatin' eh," Onyx asks as he sips a soda.
"I don't like updates but it seems that this one is serious though because it looks like it will take two days to update," Silver said as he swims in a tub of ducks.
"Well, I know one thing. This will be a predicament to the pernies," Onyx said while using the rancho relaxo taunt.
"Well, this is getting boring. *Quack* Not anymore," Silver said as a Merasmus statue yells "BONUS DUCKS" and that got yellow ducks to rain upon the happy sniper.
"We'll see how long we really have to stay here, y'know being steam and all," Onyx said.
*Back to the present, in the room*
"Sister," Luna says while looking at the hud of Silver's.
"Yes Luna," Celestia asks, drinking tea on top of a bed.
"What would happen if we are to click the cancel button," Luna asks as she presses the button to cancel the update.
"Who knows, it may cause one of them to be stuck in that state forever," Celestia said not paying attention to what Luna was doing.
Noticing what she has done, Luna panics and notices another hud appearing with a list of names. Not wanting Celestia to know what she has done, Luna taps on a highlighted name and taps play.
"Luna, did you do something," Celestia asks.
"No sister, how could we ever do something of the sorts. We are just drinking tea, just like you were," Luna said as she gulps down a cup of tea.
*Meanwhile at the void*
"What are these cases," Onyx asks as he inspects it.
"Maybe it is because of the new updates," Silver says as he rocket jumps around the void.
"How did you know how to rocket jump," Onyx asks as he sets the crate down.
"Well it takes deter---," Silver pauses as he disappears from the void.
"Wut," Onyx says as he is left alone in the void for another day.
*Back to the room bois*
"Luna, something is happening to Silver's body," Celestia said as she projects a shield over herself and Luna.
A shining light projects from Silver and dies to show Silver but with a kevlar and a helmet along with a knife and a pistol. Celestia and Luna only look in confusion as they see one of their human friends in different clothing. Silver looks up at the two princesses with a knife out.
"Are we rushin in, or are we going sneaky peeky like," Silver said as he charges at Celestia.
"Silver stay ba-," paused Celestia as she was getting slightly choked from SIlver.
"What did you do to me," Silver says as he starts shaking Celestia's head back and forth.
"I did nothing, Luna what did you do," Celestia says looking at Luna who had an akward smile.
"We touched the floating panel and we touched some other things in the process," Luna says with a sheepish smile.
"Well one thing, I'm not a Tf2 character and now a CS:GO character," Silver said checking himself out.
"Does that mean the story will continue as is if he only uses the AWP," Pinkie Pie asks as her head pops out under the bed.
"Wait wut," Silver said as Pinkie Pie disappears back into the bed.
"Now that we got Silver back, now we have to wait for Onyx," Celestia said as she looks at the new Silver.
"HA! Now he has to suffer alone...... Dude Onyx, if you can hear me..... It's going to all ogre soon," Silver said as he whispers the last statement near Onyx's ear.
*Meanwhile at the void*
"It's going to all ogre soon," said Shrek as Onyx is running away from Shrek.
"Ok, so.... You became a Counter Strike character but you want to go back to a Tf2 character right," Onyx asks.
"That's the gist of it," said Silver while flipping out his Huntsman Fade.
"Why," asked Onyx.
"Why not," Silver questioned back stabbing his knife in the air.
"You have an AWP that can literally one hit kill anything, while the sniper rifle in Tf2 requires a literal headshot and needs to be charged," Said Onyx.
"I'm gonna be honest, EVERY AWP SHOT THAT I TAKE ALWAYS HIT THE FEET AND THAT NEVER ONE SHOTS ANYTHING," yells Silver as he randomly shoots his AWP in a far distance to only to see a pony get shot in the hoof.
"MY LEG!!!!!!!!!!"
"See, told ya, and why do I need a weapon that can 'one shot' kill things," asked Silver
"Well maybe you won't necessarily use the AWP that often, but you have a fancy knife to have," Onyx pointed out.
"But~, I won't have the ducks anymore," Silver said pouting.
"You may not have the ducks, but now you have chickens," Onyx said as he pulled out a chicken from his back.
"Oh you're right, now there should be alot of..... Onyx," Silver said with wide eyes.
"Yes Silver," Onyx said.
"Is that Chicken," Silver pauses.
"What about the Chicken," Onyx questions.
"WEARING A SWEATER," Silver yells as he takes away the chicken from Onyx.
"Huh, just noticed that," Onyx said surprised.
"This is going to be the new dank meme. Alright get the airhorn," Silver said excitedly while hugging the chicken.
"How about no~," Onyx said as he takes away the chicken from Silver.
"Give him back! Leave Mr. Peepers alone," said Silver.
"Mr. Peepers..... You named a chicken, Mr. Peepers," Onyx said bluntly.
"And he shall become the king of all sweater chickens," Said Silver but at that statement, Onyx throws Mr. Peepers at a pile of stickies.
"What are you doing," Silver asks as he pulls out pp-bizon.
"Nothing good ever happens when you get obsessed with something and I'm going to end this chicken's-"
"Mr. Peepers," Interrupted Silver.
"Mr. Ripper's life," Onyx said cooly as he goes to press the detonate button Silver starts firing the bizon.
"BIZON MASTER RACE," yells Silver as one of the bullets hit the detonator, launching it out the window.
"Son of a-," said Onyx before he was shot multiple times by the bizon's 64 rounds.
"See ya later scrub," says Silver as he takes Mr. Peepers away from the stickies.
"Dammit, Silver," Says Onyx before he gets knocked out from bleeding.
"Anyway, what happened 2 days ago when Onyx woke up," Wondered Silver as Mr. Peepers sat on his head.
"Oh, ya.... He punched me.... Well I guess this is revenge I guess. Karma's a bitch ain't it Mr. Peepers," Silver said and on the top of Silver's head sat Mr. Peepers with glowing blood red eyes, unsuspected from Silver.
Sorry guys but I don't have the motivation to continue this story. Ever since I stopped watching mlp and playing tf2 my imagination went downhill. It also doesn't help when I'm tired too. I'm really sorry guys but I just don't have that same mind from before when I created this. I guess this is goodbye to this story. Cya....
