5 inches ain't shit
Twilight Velvet's Gloryhole
Brought to you by Bakmah Genesis and Twilight Sparkle's inner Fantasies
Twilight Velvet was like most mothers: Kind, caring, very understanding to her children, supportive, and loved being pleasured by her husband. Of course, some things aren't as they seemed.
Velvet sighed as she looked over to her slumbering husband. His mane was in disarray after their nightly activities. She loved her husband, she really did. They wouldn't have been happily married for as long as they had if she didn't. It was just...five inches is not enough to please a mare. How she put up with it for as long as she did was a mystery to herself.
Sex had become repetitive as she tried to find a way to make humping and getting humped by five inches of stallion pleasurable. It worked fine for creating children, but Velvet had made sure she couldn't have children after Twilight.
After that night, it had become obvious her husband's penis was only good for one purpose and one purpose only: breeding, An act she could no longer do. And that fact was frustrating to no end.
Twilight Velvet groaned as she rolled out of the bed, careful not to wake her husband. The night's activities had left her overly aroused and she knew her hoof or one of her much larger dildos weren't going to save her as they had many other nights.
She crept out of their bedroom, her horn lighting a soft amethyst as the door closed behind her. She freely trotted down the halls of their Canterlot estate and down the steps towards the main hall.
As she walked out into the street, Velvet observed how abandoned the suburbs can be at night. It was something that she seemed to noticed in the wealthier parts of town. Of course, what she had planned was nowhere near here.
Velvet trotted towards the downtown area of Canterlot. There were many things you learned about the city after awhile. One of them was that the downtown district was always lively at night and was where nintey percent of crime occurred.
Despite being called downtown, it was away from the town's center. It was a place where one could go for cheap merchandise, any drug available, sex, and any crime over and under the horizon. It was the last place she wanted to be, but she was more than desperate at this point. She could feel her juices flowing down her leg.
Twilight Velvet sighed as she arrived. She could her the music from clubs echoing down the streets, making her wonder how anyone got any sleep in this part of town.
As she continued down the street, she saw ponies having sex in alleyways, and dealing drugs on door steps. It was the one place she never wanted to find herself in again. But she needed to be here, if only so she could find a stallion to please her correctly.
Velvet was familiar with some of the more...private areas of the downtown district. She never told her husband, but she used to come down here almost every night. Of course, it was in search of sex. She was, for the lack of a better word, a whore. Mare or stallion, cock or vagina, she would have had her way with it.
A small smile spread across her face as she stared at an old brick building, music blaring out of the door. Oh the stallions she had laid and the mares she ate out. Sometimes, Velvet would wonder why she hadn't gone back to her old lifestyle. She was no longer a fertile mare, and she sure as hell wasn't getting off.
She couldn't help but laugh and shake her head as she came up the steps, spotting the rust colored stallion standing gaurd at the door. The stallion looked over at her before grinning. "Celestia be damned, the famous Red Velvet back in the downtown district." He shook his head. "And here I had thought you were too good for the lot of us."
Velvet chuckled. "I don't go by Red Velvet anymore, Tiny." She said with a wink. She never knew his real name and always just called him by the nickname he earned years ago. For him, size meant nothing. "Also, I can't stay away for too long, it seems. Is this old brothel still the center of attention in its buisness?"
"With the thousands of sex clubs all over Equestria now a days, we are still proud to be number one." He shook his head. "Nearly thirty years without its shining star put a dent in our ratings, though."
"I had children to raise." said Velvet with a shrug. "As long as they are out of the house, I can probably pick up my old job, as long as the husband doesn't find out." The two old friends laughed. "Anyways, I just came by to use the famous glory hole. I can't get off tonight."
Tiny sniffed the air, picking up the faint scent of sex on her. "Go on in, Red. You are always welcome back anytime. Though, you would be even more welcome of you took up another position here." He winked at her as he stepped aside. Velvet laughed again, slapping his side with her tail as she walked past him.
"I'll think about." Velvet shook her head as she entered the building. The reason why she chose to think the offer over was all the glaring lights and deafening modern music that sounded more like random technological sounds than music. She shook her head as she realized how long she had been away from the buisness of selling her body.
The group ponies on the dance floor were mostly jumping than dancing. They would grind on each other, as if they forgot they were in a brothel and that there were plenty of rooms where they could do that and more. All the gaudy clothing was replaced with neon lights.
Velvet cut through the crowd to the bathrooms. She paused in front of the doors and smiled. She remembered having used both rooms. One she used for stallions, one for a futa mare or to create her own temporary penis for the pleasure of another mare. Oh how she'd missed this place.
She giggled to herself as she entered the stallion's bathroom. She looked around the stalls until she found the sign that said 'Out of Order' with lipstick under it. Back in her day, it was hung on the stalls that were employee only, the stall that you wanted to be next to if you wanted a good blowjob.
She knocked loudly on the door. "Employee only, dear." came a sing song voice from behind. Velvet rolled her eyes.
"I am a senior employee, now get your ass out of there before I will use it for something other than what it's for." said Velvet with a sweet smile. There was a click and a blue mare with a purple mane stuck her head out of the door.
"I don't remember seeing you here before, and I am a senior employee." said the mare with an unamused look. Velvet rolled her eyes.
"My name is Twilight Velvet. You may know me better by the name they gave me close to thirtysix years ago, Red Velvet." Velvet's grin widened as she watched the mare's eyes widen, her guess about stories being told about her being true.
"The Red Velvet? I thought you retired!" said the mare.
"Kids are out of the house and the husband has gotten stale. A lesson in the buisness, honey. You don't leave being a prostitute, stripper, whore, or whatever they use now a days. You are in it for life." Velvet shifted. "Now, can you get out. Some mares need a good fucking and I don't feel like explaining how a good sum of bits disappeared over night because I paid for a prostitute."
The mare nodded as she stepped out. "My shift was almost done anyways." She headed towards the exit but stopped. "Are...are you coming back, Miss Red?" Velvet froze. Was she?
Velvet let out a deep breath and smiled at the mare. "Somepony needs to teach you young girls how to do it."
The mare grinned. "Great! I'll go tell my manager and the other girls that the legend is coming back!" She was gone in an instant, leaving Velvet to shake her head.
"Tiny is going to get a kick out of this." She stepped into the stall and closed the door, locking it. She looked around at the green walls surrounding her, examining the tallies, notes, tips, observations, and the occasional brag. She chuckled as she grabbed a marker and added her name to the list of tallies.
Velvet sat herself on the stool and leaned her head against the wall, listening to the sounds of music reverberating through the walls around her. She could only sigh in anticipation as she waited for her first customer in thrity years stop by.
Her ears perked as she heard the door creak open. "I told you, Twilight, this is the best glory hole in Canterlot, if not Equestria." came a mares voice. Velvet paled as she not only recognized the voice of Princess Celestia.
"I don't know, Princess. I am not exactly comfortable with sticking my...thing in a hole for some mare to suck on. And what if it isn't even a mare! What if-" Her daughter's rambling cut off. She heard an exasperated sigh escape the princess.
"Twilight, it's fine. Just go in the stall and...stick it in. If it makes you feel any better, I'll be on the other side. The mares here like a good two way fucking from time to time." Velvet nearly choked as she heard the vulgar language out of the Princess of Equestria. But then again, she had heard much worse from other ponies of high power, before, all in the same place.
There was a sigh before the door to the stall next to her opened, the opposite stall opening soon after. She gulped as both doors closed and locked themselves. She took a deep breath before she heard the sound of flesh sliding on tape to her left, her right sounding hesitant.
Come on now, Red. You just need to suck off your daughter and hump the Princess of Equestria, no harm done. said Twilight Velvet in her head. She took a deep breath before getting up off her seat.
Despite the situation, Velvet couldn't help out but giggle as she witnessed her daughter's cock twitch in anticipation. It was slightly off-setting to see her daughter with such a stallion defined feature, but she needed something, and obviously Twilight did too.
With a deep breath, Velvet leaned forward and kissed the purple member in front of her, gaining a cute moan from the owner. She giggled as she rang her tongue down it's length, rubbing her bum against the hardening member of the Princess.
Her nervousness was soon washed away as she began to out more into the act, slipping the cock into her mouth as she used her magic to guide Celestia's member towards her sex. Celestia let out a giggle.
"Ooh~ Somepony is a brave one." said the princess. She soon let out a moan along with Twilight as Velvet engulfed both of their cocks. She could feel herself getting even more wet as she continued to take them both.
She let out a disappointed groan as she found the stall made it impossible to take in all of them. She knew that the trick to a situation like this, was to hurry up and please her customers.
"Ah, Red Velvet, I thought I heard rumors about the legend coming back." Velvet almost bit down on Twilight's cock, but instead she opened her mouth wider and twisted her head enough to barely see Celestia grinning down at her. "Oh this must be an interesting first day back. I really hope you have fun, I know I will."
Velvet paled slightly as the princess ducked her head back into the stall. She gulped slightly, the movement causing a slight gasp from the owner of the penis in her mouth. She began to rock herself back in forth, one cock leaving her as another entered. It was her only strategy in the small enclosed space.
By Celestia's hairy balls, can this night get any more awkward? Her question was answered when she felt more of the Princess' cock leave her, then slam back into her, causing her to let out a muffled scream. She moaned as she felt the massive girth of the princess stretch her folds, tears starting to form in her eyes.
"Mmm. I see why they called you the sex goddess, Red. So warm and inviting, eagerly taking more. It's almost as if having children didn't phase you.." came Celestia's voice from the stall behind her.
Velvet only moaned in response, increasing her tempo, her tongue twirling around her daughter's member. She could hear the lavender unicorn on the other side panting. As for Celestia, she seemed to still have a ways to go, she wasn't making a sound.
The mare felt Twilight's cock twitch, stopping her ministrations in time to feel her hot spunk shoot down her throat. The mare let her eyes roll back in her head as she felt Celestia continue to pound her.
Twilight Velvet purred as she swallowed the last of her daughters seed, Twilight falling out onto the seat afterwards. She pouted at the absence of the purple cock before another thrust from the princess of the day reminded her that she was not alone, at least not yet.
She listened as the Princess' breathing began to grow heavy, grunting during every thrust. Without her mouth being occupied, Velvet let out small gasps as Celestia pushed deeper into her, listening to the sound of her balls slapping against the wall.
"Gods....damn...this wall. I...can't even....get it all in there..." complained Celestia as she grunted. Velvet could only moan deeply, enjoying every second of the alicorn's ministrations. She placed a hoof on the wall to support herself letting out small screams here and there.
There was a loud grunt as Celestia gave one final thrust, using her magic to slam Velvet's ass against the wall. She screamed as the princess' full girth entered her, letting out a low moan as she felt her hot seed pour into her.
Velvet let out a satisfied sigh as she fell onto the toilet, cum spilling out onto the floor.
Twilight let out a giggle as she exited her stall, Celestia exiting hers shortly after. "Wow, Tia! I wasn't expecting it to be that good!" she exclaimed. Celestia chuckled.
"We had an old legend with us tonight, so I wasn't too surprised." The two turned their heads as the middle stall unlocked. The door swung open, Twilight Velvet falling out onto the floor with a stupid grin on her face, her mane all over the place.
"I....missed my job..."
Eleven Months Later
The screams that echoed through the hospital rivaled that of the Royal Canterlot Voice, causing everypony within the maternity wing to wince every time one rang through the halls. Twilight herself had her hooves clamped over her ears, the white alicorn next to her sitting there with a blank expression. Only Twilight could see the small grimaces each time another cry came from the room.
"Twilight, I think your mother has a better pair of lungs than my sister." said Celestia as she started to rub her temples to try and dispell her growing headache. Twilight sighed, nodding.
"I am aware. You should have seen her whenever she found a spider in the pantry." said the mare with a grimace.
"She wasn't this loud whenever we took her." muttered Celestia, gaining a glare from Twilight.
"Tia, I thought we agreed not to talk about that in public."
"Twilight, look around you. Half the ponies here are either too busy trying to block out Red's screaming or already deaf from listening to it for too long." said Celestia with a scoff. "Besides, we have to tell your father sooner or later. She did have her tubes tied and still got pregnant, the fact that she has sex daily with two very powerful alicorns doesn't help." She hummed. "I wonder if she got pregnant from that one time we had a four way with Luna..."
"We'll cross that bridge when it gets here." said Twilight with a sigh, her ear flicking in annoyance as another scream tore from the room.
"And it won't be long. She sounds like she is almost done." Celestia looked back at the door. "After six hours she better fucking be." she muttered.
As if on cue, the older mare's screams died away, and a much quiter screaming reached their ears, gaining a weary smile from everyone in the area. Twilight and Celestis both stood, letting out a relieved sigh as they made their way to the door.
Inside, they found Twilight Velvet laying down on the hospital bed, a pink blanket held in her hooves. Night Light sat at the foot of the bed with an annoyed frown, having been told to wait for the others to come in before seeing the child.
Velvet looked up from the bundle as she heard the doors open, smiling warmly at the two guests. A silent question was asked around the room, pleading to see the child. The doctor himself stood in the corner, biting his lip.
Velvet took a deep breath as she lowered the blanket from the foal, revealing a blue filly, her mane a bubble gum pink. At the sight of the unicorn horn, Night Light grinned. His grin slowly fell away as Velvet continued to unwrap the filly. Soon, two blue wings came free of the blanket, getting a horrified look from Night Light and a triumphet grin from Celestia.
"I knew it! The foal is mine!" said the alicorn, bouncing in place. Her movements were halted as Twilight cleared her throat, getting attention drawn to her.
"Actualy, me and mom checked whose child it was shortly after she was found pregnant. It's mine." said the lavender mare, shifting slightly. Velvet smiled warmly at her eldest daughter, ignoring the disappointed from Celestia. Night Light fainted, and she had no doubt would send her a divorce form later.
Velvet was glad to be back in business.