A collection of Short One-shots about the Married Life of Micah (Main Character of Rune Factory 3) with different Mares each chapter. Let's see what happens shall we?
Well, I found my DS Lite and decided to replay the game and rekindled my attraction towards the awesomeness which is the main (Amnesiac) character and his Golden Sheep transformation... Bear with me please...
I only have the Mane 6 in my mind right now... but after I get the Mane 6 finished, maybe you guys can suggest who else to be his bride.
I still don't know why I do this diary thing, all I remember is feeling safe every time I do. Something about a thought that, whenever something bad happens I can keep going back to the time I wrote the entry… but it’s just a feeling… anyways, I still have stuff to do today so I’ll end this entry with the usual
Thank the mana for another day of living.
I close the book next to the bed and went on my way towards breakfast. As I got there I was greeted with smiles, smells of roasted vegetables, grown by yours, truly. the smell of pancakes and hellos and howdy by the other ponies of the house. oh? Did I forget to tell you about the ponies? Well it’s actually been years since I’ve been living here. Got into some trouble ever since I went into the dungeon inside the Sharance tree, but that’s a story for another time and of course, a loving kiss from my loving wife... Applejack.
Of course I found it weird to be feeling attracted to equine like beings ever since I first felt like this towards her but, in the end love is love after all. It doesn’t hurt to add that I’m part monster, even though I’m just part wooly. The moment I told them about it was the best thing I remember. Their surprised faces were quite funny.
“Good mornin’ sugarcube. Took ya while before ya got up.” She giggled as she went to her seat in the table, there are only four of us here right now, sadly Granny Apple died, but at least she lived long enough to see her own granddaughter’s wedding. As I took my seat next to Applejack the silent and serene morning kept going… until Apple Bloom, my stepsister asked a question to me regarding her cutie mark.
“Ah know it’s been a while since Ah got mah cutie mark an’ all, but fixin’ things ain’t really all that easy with these hooves. Ya think ya could help me out in fixin’ the old Cutie Mark Crusader’s base?” I was chewing some of my food when I rose my brow a little and questioned her
"You mean that tree house, in the back part of the farm?" she nods "I don't really mind, that place has some memories right? I'll go over there later after I finish work." she beamed happily as she devoured the remains of her plate, Big Mac shaking his head slowly with a grin on his face and Applejack sighing
"What?"
"Yer spoilin' her too much."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes ya are. Remember before?" she stared at me
"What are you talking about AJ?" I really don't remember, maybe I did do something, but I just don't remember. She sighed again
"About them those other-worldly spells of yers. She asked ya to use that strong wind thingie to push their gliders from the cliff?" I winced
"Oh yeah... but it wasn't THAT bad" she had a deadpanned look as I said that
"Ya got snagged by one o' them contraptions and fell from the cliff! Ya got stuck in the hospital fer a total o' three weeks!" I winced again as I weakly laughed
"Oh... yeah, forgot about that, but don't worry. This time it's safe, She and I will just fix the tree house and that's it." I kissed her as I carried the plates to the sink to wash them as Big Mac and Apple Bloom went on their way
"Well, suppose Ah should get them apples then. They aren't going to buck themselves" but before she could stand up I stopped her
"No, Applejack. We've talked about this before. You shouldn't work that much as long as you're pregnant remember?"
"But!" I put a finger on her lips before she could continue
"No buts. You're going to relax, let me do the work. Sure Sweet Apple Acres is big, but I'm a farmer even before I got here, just let me and my green thumb get to work alright?" she pouted but didn't say a word
"I'll bake one of my apple pies later, just for you." her face lightened up after she heard me say that but then went back into a pout
"Yer just bribin' me, ain't ya?" I chuckled at her statement
"Maybe I am, but that's because I love you." I kiss her again "Just relax here at home, I can see you're quite sleepy."
She nodded "Okay, and thanks."
"Well then, time to get to work." I got out of the house went to work, with watering can, hoe and sickle with me.
It was a normal work day like any other. Removing weeds from the fields, harvesting the grown crops and replacing them with seeds, getting wet by a rain cloud because of a prank by a technicolor pegasus who laughed her flank off at the sopping wet sight of me, me shooting off water balls of magic towards said technicolor pegasus while she dodges and says her apologies, pretty much an everyday occurrence.
After my farm work was over I went towards the destination of the tree house and helped her refurbish the tree house, it took a good couple of hours but after we were done, I decided to go and help with Big Mac, This is a big farm after all.
"Need some help Big Mac?" he looked at me and thought something for a few seconds and said "Eeyup!"
The chore was in a simple word... Hard. It took hours and we still weren't finished, we decided it was time to stop for now and continue some other time as we went back home.
As soon as we got there, food were already laid out so we took our dinner and decided to rest for the day.
I stood by the door when I thought of making my sulking wife happy. I used my 'Tranform' magic and went inside
"Ah still say, Ah should have worked a li'l." she has her back to the door while laying down the bed so I can't really see her face, but I know she's pouting and somehow this made me smile and I wrote something on a piece of paper as I walked towards the bed
"After all Ah ain't a helpless li'l filly and you..." she stopped her rant when she felt something small and soft on her back and looked toward what it was... she saw me, in my wooly form holding a piece of paper that I was handing to her
"I Love You." She blushed, and she rarely does that even when we were dating
She laid her hat towards her face as she whispered "I love you too." normally I wouldn't hear it, but my hearing is strong in this form and her words made my heart beat faster... I really love this mare. I thought as I transformed back to human form.
"I'll be with you forever." I told her as I brushed her mane with my hand and she slowly lifted her hat away from her face and stopped when she could see me with one eye
Ever since I got here in Equestria, I always felt lost. No dungeon questing, Mana rarely sprouts after I harvest some vegetable and the most suprising of all, gems. Gems are truly outrageous, they are truly, truly, truly outrageous. I mean, back from where I'm from, I had to go to dungeons and break ores just for the chance of getting a piece of sapphires, rubies, emeralds and other gems, here however is different! There's a mine here that 'Naturally' grows them like some mushroom. Unbelievable but, who am I to say that? I'm part monster after all... but I never expected to be a stylist... well more like a dress maker, my sense of fashion is a little... 'in the low' for a lack of better words. All those things I learned back in Sharance helps quite a lot. Well I guess this is good enough?
Thank the Mana for another wonderful day.
As I closed the book and set it down on the table near the bed, I noticed the necklace I smithed, it was a gift from me to my beautiful wife, three gems were socketed inside it in the form of diamonds, an amethyst that reminds me of her lustrous hair, sapphire that reminds me of her wonderful eyes and a diamond, that reminds me of her beauty and generosity. All in all this necklace represents what I feel and what I see for her. I grabbed the necklace and gently held in on my hands as I opened the door and went down towards the workshop of the boutique. This home I currently stay at is the house of my wife, it's called 'Carousel Boutique'.
Once I got down from the room, I found it odd that there was not a pony in sight. Yes, my wife is a pony, sure it may seem weird that a human and a pony would end up together but in the end, it happened. She and I fell in love! Granted that the our first impression of each other were a little... hostile, but things worked out in the end, like I said before... Gems are outrageous.
"Rarity?" I called out but silence was the only answer I got, so I went on to see where she is, and there she is right now, working on another dress, must be an order from fleur de lis.
Even though busy, and working hard on her orders, she was still as beautiful if not more than I remember when we first met, Her purple curly gem like hair or mane and tail in this case, snow white fur and the sapphire blue eyes. I love this mare a lot but of course all people and ponies have their own flaws, Rarity is included as well... even me! Speaking of my flaws...
She was oblivious to her surroundings and seeing as this was a chance to be a little bit mischievous, I tiptoed my way to her back and as soon as I was in position... I hugged her tightly, earning a yelp of surprise from her.
She struggled and squirmed to get away but a few seconds later she remembered the feeling and huffed as she used her magic to levitate me away from her. "Really now, Darling. You should know well enough not to scare a lady like that."
"But I wanted to hug you." I chuckled at her and she smiled back
"Sorry darling but, as you can see, I'm quite busy right now, can you lend me a hoof with these?"
"I can't lend a hoof, but if you need a hand then you're in luck since I have two of them!" She pouted and I laughed
"We've talked about this before Micah, it was not funny the first time, what makes you think it's funny now?" she was still pouting but this just fueled me to laugh some more "I can see where this is going, if you have nothing better to do, then leave me be, I have more important business to take care off" she huffed as she walked away but I stop her by putting the necklace on her
"Oh come on Rarity, you know I'd love to help you." she nodded and told me the things I could help with
A few hours of nonstop working and we finally finished the workload! For the day anyways... we talked about a few things over lunch and as all the same talks we had, it had to go to the topic I hate the most.
"Speaking of, Darling would you mind if I take some of your golden fur?" I looked at her incredulously at the phrase she said and seeing as she was serious I sighed
"Rarity, honey, we've talked about this before, you know how I hate getting sheared!"
"It's just a little, Darling! I promise!"
"Rarity, no means no!"
"Please darling! If you really love me, you'll do this for me! Please!" This, is one of her flaws, along with being overly dramatic
My golden wool was really a wonderful sight for every pony here in Equestria, it was also the main reason why I was a little defensive against Rarity when we first met...
In this world, gems grow from the earth, so surely gold would be as well right? Wrong. Gold were hard to come by and not really that pricey since bits, the money of this world is made from gold. I gave her a gold ore from my world and she told me it was hard and utterly impossible to use with her dresses. My fur however was the perfect shade, hue and color and she took some of my wool the first time she saw my wooly form. It was not a pretty sight, I was terrified and defensive against her when I first met her in human form.
"Rarity, you know I love you, but I won't budge on this." she pouted "Not even if you use your pouty face." she huffed
"Oh boo." she was still pouting and she was so cute like this that I couldn't hold myself back and pecked her lips with my own "Just use this." I told her and she smiled as she said "I won't give up darling, I'll get some of your fur one way or the other"
The day went by with me and Rarity arguing about 'Just a little bit of fur' as she put it... it took hours and hours and she still won't give up until it was almost midnight
"Finally, I thought you'd never give up." I saw her at the couch in the living room, her face covered by wet tears and her hooves, the room filled with quiet sobs, I felt my heart ache into a thousand pieces, this may be just another one of Rarity's schemes to get me to concede but I hate seeing her cry like this. I went to her side and hugged her
"I'm sorry, please don't cry honey. I'll do what you want, just stop crying, you know I hate to see you like this." she lifted her head and looked at me as she said in a whispered voice "Really?"
I nodded "Yes, really, It's just hair, I'd rather see my beautiful wife smiling." I kissed her and stroked her mane gently as she told me "thank you." and nuzzled her head to my chest
"One thing though." she looked at me with suprise in her face "what is it, darling?" I grinned at her nd said "This dress better be the best dress I see!" she beamed a smile as she said "Of course! I am the best dress maker after all!"
"You're also the best wife a guy could ever have." I smiled at her as she blushed and held my hands at her hooves and nuzzled her her head to my neck and I gently hugged her... it was a great feeling for both of us, until Sweetie Belle came back home and ruined the moment
"Go get a room you two!" Sweetie Belle whistled, Rarity blushed and ran back to the bedroom as I groaned at Sweetie Belle
"Sweetie Belle! We were having a moment!" she stuck her tongue out
"Get a moment somewhere else than a living room then" expecting me to get a bit flustered at the statement but I only grinned
"Tell that to Button Mash, inside an arcade? Really?" she got flustered
"Wha- What are you talking about?! I don't like this topic!" she ran away... I chuckled, they're sisters alright, both cute and easily flustered, one is a tailor and the other is a singer.
"Rarity! My body is ready!" I called out
"Darling! Can you please, not phrase it like that?! It's unbecoming and uncouth!" I chuckled at what she said imagining her saying it with a blush
Oh well, while it's still here, might as well make the most of it, I transformed to wooly form as I marveled at my own fur goodbye my beautiful golden wool... this is for her after all.
Living in Equestria is just like living in my old world, both have a sky, same with vegetables and same with monsters, yes, monsters. For a world full of fluffyness, kindness and magic, you'd expect this world to be perfect right? But if you think about it those words are exactly me! hahaha... right, you know? Because of my wooly form? Fluffy and kind?
...
Guess Fluttershy is right, it really isn't that funny. Well anyways, just like my old world, monsters here can be tamed, I saw Fluttershy taming a gigantic beast just by staring and to this day I still don't know how she does it!, my way is different, with the pet glove....
"Graaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"
"Micah! Can you please handle Mr.Cuddles for me please.. the fillies are being too rowdy, if you don't mind that is..." I chuckled, same sweet mare I fell in love with, yes a mare, as in a female equine, it's not weird at all that me and her are joined together since if that's weird, then what am I? Anyways, Fluttershy and I are already together and in love with one another, but I guess it's just in her nature to be shy and all that towards others, even her own family!
"Sure Honey! Just let me finish this entry, also, girls don't pester your mother too much!"
"Yes father/okay" were the answers I received, these answers came from the twin fillies of Fluttershy and I, one was courteous and elegant, Rarity's ways seem to have rubbed off on her, while the other was the same as her mother and frankly speaking was a real mama's little girl, she would never sleep if she weren't held by her own mother's hooves.
Now where was I?
...
Oh right! The pet glove, is a way to convey your intentions to a monster and let them know you want to be friends! The more passive the monster is, the better. After all, you don't want to pet something that would swipe your shoulders and head clean off right? But I still do this, after all, animals and monsters alike only follow their instincts, and if you look like a threat then you will either be torn to pieces... or
"Grooooooooooaaaahhh!!"
"MR.CUDDLES IF YOU DON'T STOP GROWLING THIS INSTANT, THERE WILL BE NO FOOD FOR YOU!" I yelled out from the second floor's window and hearing 'no' and 'food' easily silenced the manticore... yes, we have a pet manticore, remember the pet glove? Mr.Cuddles And no... I did not choose that name... was a gift from me to Fluttershy seeing as how she can take care of any animals, I thought maybe she can take care of this one too?
I often tangled with this manticore back in the forest so as a way for me to stop getting pounced and attack, I decided to tame it... I just wasn't sure if Fluttershy would take to the news kindly, but she did... she even named it Mr.Cuddles, after the kids cuddled with it and it doing the same... man this glove has some creepy powers...
or dinner, I was used to using this back home and I'll stop here before I get stopped again... so with that..
Thank the Mana for another day with the family..... and Mr.Cuddles
I closed the book and sat it on the nightstand as I went down the stairs and into the kitchen where I see my two beautiful daughters and my lovely wife eating some snacks, I said my hellos as I grabbed a cookie from a plate near the three and I instantly got berated by my daughters
"Hey! Father, I was saving that for later! Grabbing food off another's plate is seriously un.. uh.. un..." I chuckled at the sight of my daughter trying to use big, fancy words she could hardly remember, so I decided to help her out
"It's 'uncouth' darling." sadly the results of my help were not appreciated as she pouted, a little bit upset.
"I know that!"
"Of course you do darling." I tussled her hair which caused her to groan but it only made me laugh at how 'ladylike' she was trying to be "darling... you should try to be less like your aunty Rarity, you'll turn into a nag if you do..." I chuckled at the phrase I just said and even Fluttershy struggled quite a bit to stifle a laugh, sadly our daughter gasped
"I'll tell on you. You just said aunty Rarity is a nag! I'll tell her you said that!" I winced, this was not good... but as a man I might need to bluff. Hope she buys it though
"Sure, go ahead, you can also tell her that I'm not afraid of her." Summer, my wonderful and beautiful child... please don't tell her...
"Okay! I will!" she pouted again and stuck her tongue out at me, I just rolled my eyes and patted her hair and then turned to face Skye, the silent child.
"Skye, don't be a nag like your aunty Rarity and sister Summer okay?" she smiled and nodded as I pat her head while saying "good girl" but Summer took offense in this as she countered with "Hey!" and pouted again, I would've laughed but Fluttershy cleared her throat and Stare at me as she said "Micah, please don't tease your daughters too much, it might hurt their self-esteem." All I could do was sit on my chain and bark as I nodded with a heartfelt "Yes, dear." and as soon as I did, her stare vanished and her warm smile returned.
"Well, I'm going to go feed Mr.Cuddles now." I told them as I pecked Fluttershy's lips and the two fillies squealed at the somewhat 'cheesy' action I just did. When Skye suddenly raised her left hoof
"Daddy... Can I... have a kiss... too?" looking at her sister, Summer thought the same thing as she also raised her hoof "Me too!" I would've teased her some more, but I suddenly remembered Fluttershy's warning and just laughed and said "Of course." as I kissed their foreheads.
"Father?"
"Yes, Summer?"
"Why do you give mother a kiss on her lips and us only on our foreheads?" I was caught of guard by the question, evident by how I almost lost my footing
"Well... uh.. You see honey, a kiss can signify many things, depending on what part of the body they're given to."
"and what... does... that mean?" I guess Twilight is starting to rub off on Skye, the same way Rarity is to Summer...
"Well, when a kiss is given in the forehead, it signifies familial love... and when it's given in the lips, it signifies true love."
"What does 'that' mean?"
"Well, you'll learn once you grow older, Right honey?" I looked at Fluttershy who was at the time, blushing at the words I said "I'll take that as a yes."
"That isn't an explanation!"
"Summer, don't raise your voice like that, if you do it again papa won't give you anymore wooly hugs..."
"I'm sorry." I chuckled "you're forgiven darling..."
We then suddenly heard a scratching at the door and since it seems we were done with the idle chatter I grabbed a couple bucket of fish, That manticore is really lucky to be a pet... I can't even overeat! Maybe I could.... nah, that'll never work and proceeded to go outside face to face with a gigantic and cute menace
"Grrrrrrrr"
"Mr.Cuddles what have I said about growling?" I stared the beast down, I learned to copy Fluttershy but the intensity when compared to hers pales in comparison
"Mew..." the beast mewled and purred as it rubbed it's head at me, instantly changing from his previous growling. The glove, plus the stare... with these two, I wonder how much chaos it would cause? I chuckled at the silly thought I had as I handed the spilled the load of the buckets in a big bowl next to the cabin and the manticore all but greedily swooped in.
I took this chance to lay down at the side of the big beast as it ate and doze of for a little nap, as soon as Mr.Cuddles was finished eating, it tried to find a good place to rest, but I withheld my comfortable position and heard it grumble and lay down at where it's currently standing, soon enough it yawned and the yawn passed to me causing me to yawn as we both dozed off...
A few hours passed by when I woke up and noticed that the sun was overhead, indicating that it was around afternoon, but what really took my attention was, next to me and Mr.Cuddles was my twin daughters and their mother nestled together and Mr.Cuddles doing what he does best Other than grumbling and growling, cuddling my family to sleep...
It's just this one time that we'll be late for lunch... it shouldn't be that bad, it's also a shame to wake them up like this... so back to sleep... Have a good sleep my dearest Fluttershy, my lovely daughters Summer and Skye... you too big guy... you're a part of the family as well... sweet dreams.
Making recipe breads or cooking breads are harder in this world than my previous one... Luckily for me, I found out how... though I can't do it too much here, but thanks to that I've become quite the chef around this place! Sugarcube Corner isn't just known for it's pastries, now it's a bonafide restaurant! Of course the pastries are still number one sales here, with me and Pinkie being the duo of food here. Me the best in other food and her the pastry chef. Though I still have to say that whenever we're bored, we go on a pastry face-off, scores are as followed
183 wins for Micah (this is me), and 182 for Pinkie (My bubbly pink mare wife).
It's actually 183 for Pinkie and 182 for Micah, he can't accept that he lost to me.
"What the?" I looked up and saw Pinkie walking in two hooves, on the ceiling! She had this plunger like thing to keep her in the ceiling "Pinkie! How many times have I got to tell you that's dangerous?!" I grabbed her away before she could fall and get her as I held her close to me "You could get seriously hurt if something happened you know?!" but contrary to his worry, she was smiling as she nuzzled her head to my chest
"I can't help it Micky... if you keep hugging me like this every time I do that, then I'll do it when possible!" I shook my head and sighed
"I'll hug you when you want one, just be careful okay? I'd hate to see you hurt... again..." she got to many sorts of trouble, even the kitchen where we both excel isn't a safe place for her.
"I can't promise that, but I'll try!" she smiled again, I sighed once more and then chuckled and let her down "Okay, just try a little better then, let's go down and eat after I finish this entry." she nodded and stood by my side looking at what I was writing
"Sure, but you need to stop lying to yourself Micky... I have more wins than you" her smile turned to a grin as she told me those words, I couldn't help but chuckle
"Yeah, yeah, I'll win next time."
Okay, let me correct the previous post, 183 wins for the Pink, and 182 wins for the wool. It will start being 183 both after today after all so, one win isn't that much.
You're still in denial Micky~
"Pinkie!" I called her out and she just smiled at me and snickered
"It's true though!" I huffed as I rolled my eye at her
Yeah sure, I'm in denial, but I'll still try to win, after that, after I win, then the score will be equal. I'll stop here for now, before Pinkie writes any other stuff.
Thank the Mana for my days together with Pinkie.
Thank everything that made it possible for Micky to be with me.
I looked at her and what she wrote and she shyly smiled at me... She's so cute I thought as I kissed her and she kissed back
We went down to get something to eat and seeing that the cakes along with the foals are out in vacation, leaving only the two of us in a hectic schedule whenever the busy hour starts, but we can do it, we're a team after all
"Anything good?"
"Uhh, Eggs, broccollis, carrots, and some other veggies, you okay with that Micky?" I nod
"Yeah, sure. I'll go cook some omelette and some stir-fried veggies for us, coffee or hot chocolate?" she didn't answer, she only smiled at me and I knew what she wanted
"Chocolate it is then."
A few moments passed, with me talking with Pinkie, even though it was mostly her who was doing the talking, about the Rainbow Dash and her silly antics of doing silly pranks, I do join them from time to time, the three of us are some of the fastest runners here in ponyville... wait... now that I think about it, Pinkie never runs, she just suddenly vanishes, and Rainbow rarely runs since she prefers flying and then there's me who uses magic to teleport away... correction, not the fastest runners... we're just fast at getting away.
A few moments later and we finished our own meals, we got a little busy as it was soon going to be the working hours. Cooking and baking, whenever one of us were free, we'd help the other on their current task, all in all it was tiring but very fulfilling
We get to see our friends from time to time too! They liked to eat here from then and again, it seems my cooking was already considered 'top-notch'. if Blaise is here, then he be the head chef of Equestria! I chuckled at the thought until I heard Pinkie yelling from the kitchen
"Micky! Stop day-dreaming and get back to work!" I kept asking how she was doing that the first year I was living here, I learned that doing that was dumb, so every time she does something impossible, I just write it off as her being herself and laugh it off.
After a few of the customers have finished their food, some of them remained on their seats... time for the main event then
"Pinkie, it's time for another 'Confectionary Pastry Face off!'"
"Already finished!" she was beaming with a smile as she walked out from the kitchen with a tray and a gigantic cake, with a little assortment
"I knew you had a reason being a kitchen staff!"
"Your loss Micky!" she grinned
"Wait for five minutes!" and as promised a few mintues later and I finished my confectionaries
"Alright ponies! Ready for the daily free desserts?!" the crowds then cheered loudly waiting for this exact moment, sure giving out free desert might make the shop go under, but with careful planning instead of going under, it actually flourished! The more the ponies talked about the so called event, the more ponies went to see the truth, sure at the start of the so called events, Mr. and Mrs. Cake were really frantic about the loss of profit, Micah, as the loving husband of their adoptive daughter Pinkie, wanted to help but they didn't accept, something about letting her do what she needs to have fun
So he did what he does best, he cooked for the frantic couple, luckily a rich gourmet who have heard about the event went to see about this so called face-off and have smelt the aroma of the cooking Micah was doing, by a turn of events this gave Micah the perfect thing to do and gain money at the same time, all is well.
"Before we all eat, time to announce yesterday's winner... it was me! One more point is all it will take for us to get equal points! Let's see who won this day shall we? Dig in!"
A few moments later and all the desserts were finished, everyone was given a ball and near the exit, were two boxes with a gold band and a pink band, gold representing me and pink representing Pinkie
The customers waled out with their balls and dropped it on their designated choices as they went out.
As soon as all the customers have left, Me and Pinkie stared at each other and then stared at the box and then to each other again as we grinned.
"It's time." we ran straight to the boxes that designated each other and counted, a few minutes of counting and we were finished
"Two hundred forty-one for you Pinkie."
"Two hundred forty-one as well for you."
"You've given your ball yet?" she held an orb out and so did I
"Guess today's our very own first draw then Micky?" we threw the ball towards the baskets and as it got to their respective baskets we stared at each other and laughed
"I love you Pinkie..." I hugged her as she giggled
"I love you too Micky."
"I'll beat you soon though." I grinned
"I'm not scared." she grinned back but then suddenly sighed
"What's the matter baby?" she tightened the grip as she said "our story's about to end." she was pouting
"Oh come on Pinkie, I married you for a reason, our story's just beginning!"
"No Micky, that's not what I meant, the author said it's about to end right now."
"Wha? What are you..." I was going to ask, but it's Pinkie after all. I shook my head and laugh
