Whoa! That Pony has got a huge ass!
There was this happy pancy place, where nothing ever bad happened, because every one was either an overpowered Mary Sues and Gary Stus. And everypony was a preachy pussy ass wimp, that didn't masturbate in public, like a real man. All the men... stallions had gigantic penises and everypony farted rainbows out from their asses.
It was a boring place, with no drama, no suspense, no conflict nor really anything interesting happening at all. Granted, this place was a virtual reality, populated by pastel cartoon horses... Ponies.
At any rate, the fate of Humanity hanged in the balance, because the Brony Cyborg Justin Hitler Bieber began to take over the world using his horrible singing voice. One by one, the free lands of Earth fell to the power of Justin Hitler Bieber's singing voice.
But there were some, who resisted. A last alliance of Manly Men and Anti Bronies marched against the armies of Bronydor, at the slopes of Mount Giant Horse Cock, they fought for the freedom of Earth, against Justin Hitler Bieber and his vast army of indoctrinated slaves of fat Neckbeard Misanthropic Communist-Nazi Bronies.
The manly men holding their giant dildos and massive monster cocks bravely charged through the grassy sunny rainbow hills lands of Bronydor, at the same time the evil armies of the fat Brony Neckbeards with small penises holding small dildos charged toward the manly men.
The Bronies were cock slapped and hit across the face in droves by the manly men fighting to save Humanity. Victory was near.
But the power of the Justin Hitler Bieber, could not be undone.
“Baby...“ began Justin Hitler Bieber as he unleashed the power of his horrible voice upon the manly men. The manly men screamed in pain and horror to try block out the singing of Justin Hitler Bieber's voice.
Cyborg Joseph Stalin bravely charged at the lord of evil. But even he was no match for Justin Hitler Bieber, and so Justin Hitler Bieber threw a giant blue dildo at him, hitting him in the chest. With a look of fear for the end in his eyes, he coughed up blood and then fell to the ground.
“Noooooo!“ shouted Nicolas Cage.
Nicolas Cage ran to his father Joseph Stalin, held his hand and looked into his dying eyes.
“Go.... my son. “ he said in a low breaking voice with manly tears falling down his cheeks. “Do.... what must be done....“ he coughed up blood splattering it all over his son's face. “to save Humanity from the evils of Bronydom.“
His father closed his eyes and shat himself like a true manly man. Nicolas Cage with flaming fury in his eyes looked up to glare at Justin Hitler Bieber.
Nicolas picked up his father's dildo and bravely charged at the lord of evil.
Alas, even the mighty Nicolas Cage fell to the power of Justin Hitler Bieber, by him firing red laser beams from his eyes, which vaporized Nicolas Cage to dust and scattered his father's dildo to the winds.
And so with nothing left to stop the evil Justin Hitler Bieber, he could turn everyone on Earth into a Brony and hook them up to the virtual reality of Equestria. Fortunately, he committed suicide by shooting himself in the head, but not before he created an A.I of Princess Celestia to rule virtual Equestria in his stead.
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It was just like any other day in the fucking magical land of Equestria. Former Brony Neckbeard Humans now as Ponies hanged out with their waifus and husbandos clone partners. And nothing ever bad happened, because this land is just perfect.
“And then along came Bender!“ shouted a sexy robot voice.
But then suddenly a sexy looking trashcan like robot, named Bender Bending Rodríguez appeared holding a huge minigun in the middle of a busy steet in Canterlot in this pansy ass land of Mary Sues and Gary Stus.
The Ponies screamed in terror as Bender began to indiscriminately cut them down with his minigun while laughing evilly.
Bender burped out fire like a flame thrower setting a light near by buildings as he continued to slowly walk up the street and shoot random Ponies.
Unfortunately, the Pegasus Royal Guard arrived to try stop the rampaging Bender. Luckily Bender used his overpowered Gary Stu level of robot powers to grow hundred feet tall.
Bender shat giant bricks out of his ass and began throwing them at random, each brick crushed Ponies into bloody paste and plowed right through buildings. As for the Pegasus Royal Guard he easily took care of them by breathing fire.
"Mwahahaha!" he laughed evilly.
Bender stomped on panicking Ponies, crushing them like pancakes beneath his foot-cups. He plowed through several buildings and then burped out flame, that set a dozens of near by buildings on fire.
Meanwhile the A.I of Princess Celestia, whom was an absolutely stunning looking sexy Alicorn mare. She had smooth white silky soft fur, beautiful large purple eyes, beautiful large wings and a massive bootylicious butt, that would make Maurice Richards proud.
She was sitting on her throne masturbating as she used her magic to watch the giant Bender going on a rampage in Canterlot.
"Oh, you're so sexy mysterious robot!" she shouted in excitement.
Back outside Bender went back down to his normal size and then walked toward the castle. And killed everypony that dared stand in his way.
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Bender walked through the door, covered in the blood of Ponies. The A.I of Princess Celestia grinned looking at the handsome robot with bedroom eyes. Bender walked toward her throne looking at her with bedroom eyes.
Once before her throne Bender's giant steel robot penis came out. Princess Celestia turned around and waved her massive white Pony booty.
"Oh, take me now! You sex machine!" she said sexfully as she slapped her ass with her hoof.
Bender lit himself up a cigar and then brutally began to fuck Celestia up the butthole with his fearsome mighty monster cock.
"Whoa Pony, you got a huge ass!" he shouted as he continued to slam into her backside.
Bender took a six pact of Lobrau beer out from his cabinet and then handed one to Celestia.
Both Pony and Robot made sweet love while they drank beer. And Humanity was saved by Bender using the power of his mighty penis. And Humanity was released from the virtual reality of Equestria.
Unfortunately, the Imperium of Man showed up from another universe and declared exterminatus on Earth. But luckily Bender was able to send him away to another universe, that thankfully was much better place, that didn't have so many Mary Sues and Gary Stus and lots of Human, Pony, Alien and Robot sex happened.
The End