A Minecraft story about a the worlds of Equestria and Minecraftia colliding.
Psych5051 (Psych, for short) is a average, gaming Minecraftian. He lives in Craftlands, Minecraftia with his friends ExplodingCow118 (Exploding, for short) and GeneralDoughnuts (General, for short).
Princess Twilight Sparkle is the local librarian in Ponyville, Equestria. Her friends are Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rainbow.
Psych and Twilight's worlds combine in some freaky explosion-thingy. Can they survive together in this minecraft crossover dimension?
"How do like the apple pie I made?" Applejack asked. I just finished eating Applejack's delicious pie. "It's good!" I replied. "Even better with this cider!" Rainbow dash said while gulping down a whole barrel. "So, how's Flash Century?" Rarity inquired. "What?!" "You were staring at him the entire time on our trip to Canterlot." "I was not!" "Yeah, your were." All the ponies replied. "You totes like him!" Rainbow dash said, followed by a laugh. "Rainbow Dash, It's her business if she likes a stallion or not. Now stop laughing!" "Yeah, whatever." Well, I went over to the library. Of course, Spike was already there. "Hey, Twilight! Look what I found!" Hmmmmm. It's a book titled "Minecraft Wiki." What does that even mean? "It talks about some ancient species that were actually as smart as us!" "Very... oh no." I read the page once again. I couldn't believe it. "What Twilight?" "It says..." "What?" "It says that Equestria will one day collide with Minecraftia!" "What!?" "The first sign is a gleaming white comet.." My friends burst through the door. "Twilight! What in the hay is that!" Oh no. A giant white comet. This is not good. I told them to read the book. "Twilight, what are we going to..." "I don't know." It came right at us. Everything went black.
I woke up from unconsciousness. What just happened? I opened my eyes: "Spike! I think our world just collided with Minecraftia!" "Sugarcube, I think they're dead!" "What? No, we couldn't have..." "Who are you and what do you want?" I interjected. I looked over to where the voices was coming from. I saw... Horses? Oh wait, and one lizard thing. What the f... "Look, Twilight! One of em woke up!" The orange one with a cowboy hat said. "I have a name you know." I replied The Pink one ran up to me like a light particle. "OhMyCelestiaWhatsYourNameDoYouLiveHereOhThatsSoCool..." "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!!!!" I yelled. The horses starred at me Wait, they're too small to be hoses. Ponies? "I think he's mad." "Of course he is! How would like if you woke up to some random strangers?" "I would make some cupcakes!" ExplodingCow118 woke up. "What the..." And then he saw the ponies. "WhatTheCrapIsGoingOnOhMyNotchWhoAreYouPleaseDon'tHurtMe..." "Another one woke up!" "I wonder what they're so scared of." "Maybe cuz' you guys are alien ponies that are probably going to destroy our world?" I replied. "Sugarcube, I think we need to talk..." The orange one said.
So, the Minecraftian King Notch and Princess Celestia are holding Peace talks. The boy who woke up and saw us was named Psych5051, but he let us call him Psych. His friends were called ExplodingCow118 (Exploding) and GeneralDoughnuts (General). We actually started to get along, after we convinced him that we weren't "alien ponies from a alternate dimension that are going to drain the world of it's resources and kill us all."
Were gathered here at Canterlot/Mojaria to make peace talks. They've decided that Princess Cadence and Lord Dinerbone (The Crystal Empire combined with Mushroom Island.) are equal rulers, Princess Luna and Prince Jeb will stay in as second-in-command. I'm equal to some Minecraftia Hero called Captain Sparklez. But Notch and Celestia can't get along over who gets the entire full-power, because if they disagreed about one thing there would be total chaos.
Well, that was what it was right now.
"I believe I should be leader. After all, it's your dimension that collided with us." Notch put in.
"No, I should. I have stronger magic." Celestia responded.
"And how do we know that you won't use that against us?"
"Because I kept my little ponies safe for a millennium."
"I kept the Minecraftians happy since Alpha 1.2.6!"
"All you do is endanger your own people. You keep monsters around and don't do anything about it!"
"That's not my fault, it's Herobrine's."
"Then why don't you hunt him down?"
"Our powers our equal."
"Well, nothing can defeat the magic of friendship!"
"Magic of friendship?! Like that can do anything..."
"It can! We turned Discord to stone!"
"Who you explained, later escaped..."
"So! It lasted for a while, and we just turned him to stone again!"
Psych leaned over to me.
"I've never seen Notch so angry before."
"I've never seen Celestia so angry before!"
"This should be an interesting debate."
"Yeah. Do you know anything about Captain Sparklez?"
"Why?"
"I just want to know who I'm going to be working with better."
"Yeah, he's nice. He's the reason why Craftlands isn't the Monster Capital of the world."
Then all Tartarus broke loose.
"Humans are better than ponies!"
"Ponies are better than humans!"
"You are weak!"
"Really?! All you can do is make a few blocks! I can raise the sun! I can use the elements of harmony! I'm a million times more powerful than your puny race!"
SLAP!
Whoa.
"Did Notch just slap Celestia?" Psych asked me.
Later:
"Oh my gawsh did ya shee da debate"
"Aw yeah totes i can't beeleve notch would doo dat" Arggh, girls are so annoying. They've been talking about it all day. Well, time for 3rd period: Mobs and mining.
"Ladies, calm down, Celestia was the one who started it anyway." Twilight stared at me. She's here as a guest to observe Minecraftian behavior.
"What?! Your leader was the one who slapped her!"
"She provoked him."
"Still, he shouldn't have done that!"
"Celestia shouldn't have done that." I corrected her She's going to kill me after class Then the teacher, Mr. Deadlox, walked in.
"Alright, we all saw what happened during the Peace talks. I don't want any discussions about it, OK?"
"Now, who can tell me a skeleton's main form of attack? I raised my hand.
"Bow and arrow."
"Thats correct." The teacher replied. Twilight raised her hand.
"Yes, Princess Twilight Sparkle"
"Are you actually implying that skeletons can attack ponies, I mean, humans?" Everyone stared at her.
"NightCat67, can you tell Princess Twilight a bit more about our world?"
"Yes sir." I looked at NightCat. She looked back at me and smiled. I feel weird. 10 minutes later "Ok everyone, I graded our tests yesterday. Here they are..." I got a B+ Like a boss I looked over to the others: Exploding: B NightCat: A- General: C+ WolfRavenCatcher: D+ That's all I could see from where I was sitting. Twilight jaw dropped. "How could you get so low scores on your tests!" What?! "Um, the fact that you're a horse and were actually sentient humans, and you think you're smarter?" WolfRaven replied. "I'm sentient!" "No, you're a horse." "Alright, WolfRaven..." Mr. Deadlox tried to interject. "Besides, magic of friendship? What are you, a 3 year-old?" "WolfRavenCatcher! Princess Twilight Sparkle is our guest! How dare you be so rude!" "Lol, wut?" Mr. Deadlox reminded me of a time bomb for a reason. "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!" WolfRaven got out of his seat and out the door. Wow. That escalated quickly. Twilight was furious. When I think about it, WolfRaven did deserve it. I mean, Twilight's pretty nice. I'll talk to Twilight later. I wonder what she thinks of us humans.
Twilight and her friends, me and my friends, were gathered at Sparklez Mansion.
"Hello everybody!" Sparklez said.
Noone seemed to care. All of us were reading the guidebook/schedule while most of the ponies were staring at Jerry Jerry is the Captains best friend and pet slime. Its a mini slime, so it can't hurt us. If it was a big or medium slime, it would be illegal to keep. I looked at my guidebook:
Hello Everyone! Welcome to the Minecraftia Youth Mega Walls Tournament! This year we are proud to announce that Nether schools can now compete! Also, pony schools are allowed to compete! (without magic or wings) Hosted in the beautiful city of Pixelville, schools from all over Minecraftia are competing! From Cube City to Mushroom Kingdom, here are the schools who are going to Pixelville!
Team Red:
Crafters Academy, Craftlands
St. Celestia High, Canterlot
Team Blue:
Jeb's School for Advanced Minecraftians, Sandblock
Shroom High, Mushroom Islands
Team Green:
Fort Blaze, The Nether
Cubed High, Cube City
Team Yellow:
HyPixel Advanced School, Pixelville
Mineshaft High, Mojaria
Good luck to all teams and schools in the Tournament!
The rest were just travel expenses, but I didn't care. I've never heard of St. Celestia. Oh wait. No. We have to work with PONIES!?
