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As you all may know, Derpy is the muffin loving bubble popping "mistake" Hasbro made.She met Doctor Whooves, then almost destroyed the world.
Introducton
It all began with a doctor, and a bubble in pony form. Back when the Derpy fandom was new, some genius decided to make Doctor Who have "Whooves". Then another genius decided to make Derpy befriend him. One thing led to another, and somehow it actually came to life.
In Ponyville, Derpy and Doctor seem like fictional characters. But what most people don't know,
is that they came to the real world,
and
almost destroyed it.
One day, Derpy was flying backwards, screaming out "IV'E GOT A DATE WITH DOCTOR! IV'E GOT A DATE WITH DOCTOR!" Then, Twilight Sparkle came out of nowwhere. "Your dating your DOCTOR?!" "No, i'm dating Doctor Whooves," said Derpy. " Didn't you know?" "Well, no, but now that you mention it, I have been noticing you being flirty with him," said Twilight, actually stunned to hear the news. "So," said Twilight, emphicising on the o. " Whatcha gonna be wearing?" " Well, I asked Rarity for advice, so she made me something-" Derpy pulled out a purplish grey dress, with holes for her wings, covered with gems and beauty. Twilight stared in awe. "Mother of Celestia, it's beautiful! Musta been expensive." " Only 9,000 bits, but she said I could pay with what I had. I gave her a muffin." Derpy eyes then herp-derped. " It was gem flavored. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah." Derpy then continued screaming she had a date with doctor.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can't seem to fix your mane, as you finally got the wrinkles out of your tuxedo that Rarity made for your date with Derpy. You are video chatting with Rarity, half-way lisening as she nags you on about how to have a good first date. "Stand up straight, have teeth as white as possible, have a good manecut, and finally, do NOT reject a kiss!" Your ears perk up at this and then you blush. "Kiss? What do you mean kiss? Why would anyone want to kiss a stallion like me? Besides iv'e never really... umm..."
"Had a first kiss?"
"Right."
Just then, Rarity smirks. Then she giggles. Then she busts out laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" You get steamy mad at this. You then scream, "MY HIGH SCHOOL MAREFRIEND SAID SHE WOULD KISS ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY BUT SHE NEVER SHOWED UP!" Then Rarity gasps. You cover your mouth with your hoof. You never told anypony you had never kissed anypony. Back when you were a teen, the thing was, you had to give your marefriend or coltfriend a kiss for their eighteenth birthday if they never got kissed at sixteen. "Oh my," said Rarity. I had no idea."
It soon became 7:00, and Derpy was already out the door. She rushed to Doctor Whooves' Tardis, wich is where they would have the date. She knocked on the doors, and then welcomed in to a get-uped Doctor Whooves, in the finest tuxedo in Equestria, already a table set up with Derpy's favorite meal-Muffin Zukini Curry. "Ms. Hooves, you look stunning," said Doctor, doing everything Rarity had said. "Please, come in."
"Thank you, Doctor," said Derpy, trying not to blush. As they sat down at the table, Derpy rambled on about how she wished she could be a unicorn. "I could make you one until the end of the date, if you'd like," said Doctor. Derpy dropped her fork. "Really? THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Shouted Derpy. "Oh, it's no trouble. We just focus the lazer on you and then press a few buttons-" The lazer shot straight a Derpy's head, almost knocking her out. When she looked in the mirror, she couldn't believe it- she was an ALICORN!
She beamed at the doctor, then hugged him. The doctor blushed, then said, "No trouble, Derpy."
"No trouble at all."
Derpy fumbled around with her horn, surprised by how hard, solid it was. The first skill she learned was to pick things up, most importantly her fork. She would make a mini-prank by grabbing and throwing things at the doctor with her horn. At the end of the date, doctor offered Derpy a tour around the place, and she accepted.
"You sure do have some fancy gizmos, Doc," said Derpy. "Whats this thing do?" "NOOOOOO-" It was too late. Derpy had already pressed the button, and the room started shaking. Then it stopped.
Derpy and the doctor looked outside. They saw a strange sign that read:
"CANTERLOT HIGH SCHOOL AND MIDDLE SCHOOL"
Home of the Wondercolts
"I don't think were in Ponyville anymore," said Derpy. "Now is not the time for puns, Ms. Hooves," Doctor said.
They got out of the Tardis, and then they head a bell. Strange creatureson their hind legs passed by.
Doctor pulled on a Middle Schooler's leg. "Exuce me, but, where are we?" The creature looked down and scream " PRINCIPAL CELESTIA!!!!!!!!!"
Just then, a multi-colored hair woman stepped out of the school's door. everyone gathered around the Earth pony and the alicorn in awe. Whispers went around like "What are they?" and "Can they talk?" One young boy said, "What the heck are those things on their butts?" then poked Derpy's cutie mark. "I BEG YOUR PARDON!" Derpy screamed as he poked her.
"How dare you touch her!" said the doctor, then bit the boy. "Ouch!" he screamed. Then his eyes got wide.
"RABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!"
Kids started to scream, and even slap the kid that got bit to protect themselves. Principal Celestia told them to calm down, and then took the two ponies to her office.
"Now, since you two know how to talk, I want to know how you got here." "Well,you see," began Doctor Whooves, "Me and Ms. Hooves here were on a date, and after the date, I offered her a tour around the place, and she accidentially pressed a button, and we teleported here." "No crap, Crocodile DunDee," mocked Derpy. "I think she would know that because we came in the Tardis and she has a "I heart Doctor Who" tatoo. Celestia covered her arm, embarassed.
"Well, I want to know WHY you are here." "We don't know," said doctor. "The Tardis decides by itself."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After that visit in the office, you get a call. It's Rarity. Turns out, she found out about the mishap. "Doctor, you need to get out of there. Fast." "Why?" said Doctor. He was puzzled. "Because, since you talked in the human world, you just happened to tell people that cartoon people are real. They need to think that were just drawings. So were interesting."
"So, since i asked where we were, I put the world in danger?"
"Right."
Well, crap. Not only did you get revealed, you just destroyed the world.
"Thanks, Rarity."
You turn around and grab Derpy and run to the Tardis.
But surprise, surprise.
It isn't there.
Soon Derpy started to scream "O MAI GAWD! WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEE!" "Nonsence, Derpy, we just need to summon it back so we can go home," said Doctor Whooves. "But how will we when we don't even know how?!" said Derpy, actually making a point for once in her life. "I donoh, say please and thank you?"
Derpy facehoofed.
"Oh, sure, like the thing has EARS!"
"Anyways, it said that no matter where you telaported there are clues."
"Clues to what?"
"Clues to how to summon it."
"So we just look for signs of where its at?"
"Exactly."
"Well, let's start."
6 hours later...
"Doc, I think I see it!" Derpy shouted from a mile away. The doctor came racing toward her.
Then they saw. Then, they both screamed,
"THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They ran toward it, and finally, they were back home.
Back in Ponyville, they were having a search party for Derpy And Doc. Then, out of the blue, they arrived.
"Mommy!" Ditzy Doo screamed, as her little filly hooves carried her as fast as they could go. "Ditzy!" Derpy screamed.
"I was worried to death about you!" "Um, Ms. Hooves, may we continue with the date?" said Doctor. "Oh, yes. Sorry."
After the date, Doctor Whooves walked her home. As they stood outside the cottage, Doctor looked Derpy straight in the eye then smiled.
"I had a good time, Ms. Hooves," Doctor said. "Me too."
"Umm, Doctor, can I ask you somthing?" "Yes, anything, Derpy."
"Can I, um, maybe, be your... marefriend?"
"Yes," said doctor. Then, Derpy suddenly kissed him. Then he remembered:
"And finally, do NOT reject a kiss!"
And he listened.