Lunas' detective ageny

by keffledorf

First published

luna and derpy are crime stopping detectives in this short story. That I little bit ago it should be better then my last one, i hope.

Luna and Derpy have to solve a string of murders around Ponyville leading up to a shocking revelation and in this story there will be a great need for unawareness, haters of course comment your feeling i promise i wont read them.

Lunas Detective Agency

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It was a normal day in ponyville as Derpy was delivering mail as her usual routine, but this day seemed even happier to her cause this day Derpy had her daily muffin had blueberries in it. Everyone was nice to Derpy (who wouldn’t be), they all had smiles on their faces when she flew by dropping their mail with care as she went across town with the biggest smile on her face, and life was perfect today.

Luna was hard at work (other than raising the moon and providing peace at night), at her job as chief detective of Equestria, she was searching through file when her assistant burst in with grave news, the assistant said in a loud concerned voice “Princess Celestia has been murdered”

“What!” Luna shouted “My sister’s dead!” Luna grew silent for a second as she looked lost in thought then her mane grew in to a shadowy fire, she flew angrily through the ceiling and started flying toward Canterlot with the gleam in her “twilight eyes” shining across the land. Seconds later she flew into the grand hall breaking a glass window for an entry point, she saw her sisters’ corpse lying on the ground, as she flew down for closer inspection. She saw that half of Celestia’s legs were cut off and shoved into her recently fucked to “death” pussy and her face was completely covered with semen and blood from being repeatedly punched in her face, at this sight Luna vomited, not being able to control it the vomit sprayed all over her dead sisters’ mangled body.

Derpy’s day was ruined when her boss fired her for accidentally delivering the wrong mail to another person (the third time this week), as she was wandering around looking for a new job she was moping when she sees a sign for a job opening at the detective agency, Derpy walked in to the buzzing building and Derpy asked the nice mare at the front desk “What’s going on in here, why is everypony so worried?”

“Haven’t you heard the Princess was murdered” the mare said in a saddened voice?

“Oh my gosh not Luna” Derpy was worried for her favorite princess

“No not that princess” the mare said in a redundant voice.

Derpy sighed as relief filled her body and after a little talking and being transferred around from mare to colt in the building she got the job and was sent to work immediately at the newest murder at the cafe down the block from Sugercube corner and Luna was first on the scene, looking for any similarities between the two murders but there wasn’t anything, Luna expecting the worst of multiple killers.

More Murders

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This murder was worst than the last not as devastating but worse, this time the victim was Bon Bon, her blood was in a stream leading to the road from the table she normally sits at to enjoy her midnight snack of a hay sandwich. Her body was barely recognizable her legs where broken side ways and half torn off her head and neck were barely hanging on by a couple bloody strands of ligament and you could clearly see that semen filled the inside of her head and was dripping from her empty eye sockets, her bloody mouth which no longer contained any teeth also the gums were cut half an inch deep in multiple places.

The ass of this misshaped pony was split in two at the flank, her coat had been bitten and chunks of her flesh and muscle had been chewed off her mane and tail had been forcefully ripped from her body and inserted into to her rectum with what appeared to be a big well kept hoof, also her organs had been removed and her intestines were wrapped around her neck so tight it appeared to have been strangling her. Her heart appeared to be half eaten and then the chewed up half seemed to be spit back into the open neck hole that was accompanied more cum which now was seeping out both ends of the neck.

After Bon Bons' body had been dealt with Derpy and Luna were looking through the two murders they had found only one similarity both Celestia’s and Bon Bons' cutie marks were both torn off by brute force and skillful precision of tools used by the killer. Both Luna and Derpy were bewildered by this astonishing discovery; they had decided to see the only local tool store in ponyville. Luna sent Derpy alone on this mission to the tool store she was walking down the street toward the store all happy not because of her daily muffin but because she had a job that let her meet new people. When she got into the building no one was at the front counter and Derpy saw the shiny bell on the counter and decided to play with it to pass the time. After a little Derpy was bored with the bell and went to put it back on the counter but accidentally dropped it and it hit ground and ringing as it rolled on the ground. At the sound of the bell Derpy heard a moan from the back room at this she suspected the building of being haunted and then she started to speak” H-h-hello is anypony there?”

Derpy hears another moan and then decides to walk into the room the moans came from and as she walked into the room and saw a pool of blood next to a small leather tarp with a moving object under it and Derpy grew weary as she approached the object with extra care and when she stood in the pool of blood she lifted up the tarp and saw the store owner in tremendous pain and bleeding out on the floor. Derpy asked him what had happened, in a weakened voice he said “A stallion came to my shop asking for tools, I cant remember who the stallion was but when he refused to pay I said he couldn’t have the tools and that’s when he got violent…” the shop keeper grows feint due to his pain for a couple seconds.

… “he trapped me in the back room when he locked the door after he entered and then he broke my leg to ensure I couldn’t get away then he started to say that no one treats me like this especially not common filth like you, then he grabbed a hammer and a couple of my screwdrivers and then he stuck the screwdrivers into both my flanks and the twisted them secure then ripped them out…” The old colt dies. As Derpy filled out a report she noted that the killer also took a rusty keyhole saw and cut through his dick vertically until about three fourths the way through the started to turn the saw in a clockwise motion. The killer also drove screws through each one of his testicles and inserted a long lead pipe up his anus until his stomach had a hole through it causing it to leak acid into his body.

The Finale

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Derpy was shocked and stood there for a few moments and then started to move toward the door when she saw a piece of torn clothing, she grabbed it and headed out the door back to the agency. When Derpy entered she headed straight to Luna to tell her about the shop keeper, Derpy burst open into Luna’s office spurting out all the details of the shop incident, after she was done Luna was confused at what it all meant, Derpy remembered the evidence she pick up at the store, Derpy presented the torn clothing to Luna, at once Luna knew who did it, she told Derpy to get ready at once as she set off for her carriage. Derpy accompanied Luna as soon as she was ready and they set of toward Canterlot.

When they arrived at the castle one of the guards was missing but Luna didn’t seem to care she was serious about her current business, Derpy had no idea where Luna was going but she quickly figured it out after they turned down the long corridor towards the princes’ room as they reached the doors they heard a loud commotion and muffled screams, Luna grew worried as the killer would get another kill before she could stop him.
She broke the door down and saw the horrifying sight of Prince Blueblood raping his loyal guard in his ass after he chewed the guard’s dick clean off then with all his might Blueblood he forced his hard cock through the torn flesh where the dick used to be and didn’t stop until he penetrated and when he did he realized that Luna was in the room he got on his hooves and bucked the guard to death and focused his eyes on Luna he charged with terrible intentions in mind. Luna tried to defend herself but Blueblood knocked her onto her back ready to mount her then nobody expected what would happen from out of no where a bullet ripped through Blueblood’s head dropping him to the ground instantly, Luna looked around to see where the bullet came from, no one was around then she looked back and standing in the door way was Derpy holding a gun (I know Equestria doesn’t have guns but it’s a good twist.).
After the incident and after everyone had grieved about the string of murders in there community, Luna returned to work and promoted Derpy to assistant detective Derpy, Derpy liked it very much she could now meet a lot more people, Luna was happy that Equestria was safe now she could calm down and rest. Everypony was happy now.