Early one morning, sunlight streamed through the room of Lyra Heartstrings. The unicorn was fast asleep in her small, square, bed. Her room was filled with posters of bipedal, anthropomorphic, homo-sapiens. "Humans," Lyra called them. The denizens of Ponyville thought she was crazy. Everypony knew that humans were purely fiction.
A loud *CRASH* suddenly awoke the minty green unicorn. She sighed, got out of bed, and began making it. She worked quickly, focusing on her hooves. How she wished she had fingers, like the humans that she worshipped. Once the bed was made, Lyra went to investigate the source of the crash, though she suspected what happened.
Opening the back door to see if her suspicion was correct, she saw a gray pegasus with a yellowed mane slouched outside, just underneath a minuscule prismatic window.
"What the fuck, Derpy," screamed Lyra with hatred.
"Oops, my bad," answered Derpy.
"No shit it's your bad, you retard. This is the fourth day in a row that you've woken me up by crashing into my fucking house. Can't you fix your derpshit eyes and be normal like the rest of us?" Lyra yelled as Derpy began to have tears forming in her eyes.
"I-it's not my fault that I was born like this," moaned Derpy.
The unicorn sighed.
"You're right. It's not your fault. I'm sorry. If you'd like, I know a way to fix your condition."
The grey mailmare was ecstatic.
"You do"?
"Of course. It's very simple. Close your eyes."
Derpy closed her eyes, overjoyed that she'd finally be accepted. No longer would she be ignored simply because she had different looking eyes. Finally, she could be happy.
The pegasus whispered, "Thank you so much, Lyra."
"No problem, kid."
Lyra took a quick look at her surroundings. Pleased that nopony was around the two, she reared up her two hind legs, turned, and bucked Derpy full force in the face.
The brute force killed Derpy on impact.
"There," Lyra said, pleased. "Maybe that not only fixed your creepy eyes, but also made your brain normal so you won't be a retard like the rest of us."
Lyra levitated Derpy's body and made it smash through the window of her neighbor's house. Luckily for Lyra, the house was vacant at the moment.
Lyra walked back into the house, and went to bed.
Lyra became worried. It had been three days ever since Derpy was murdered. Word spread quickly through Ponyville, and everypony had heard that their residental dumbass, and social outcast was dead. That's not what worried Lyra. The other residents didn't give a buck that she was dead, but murder was still a capital crime.
Startled by a brute, hard, knock on her door, Lyra jumped right out of her chair. She perambulated to the door and opened it to find Princess Celestia, standing regal, before her.
"P-princess," Lyra stammered. "Wh-what are you d-doing here"?
"Lyra, I think you know exactly why I am here. I know it was you who was single-hoofedly responsible for the death of Derpy Hooves. I'm not going to kill you, but you must be banished out of Ponyville." answered the Princess.
"Where will I go?" inquired Lyra.
"Somewhere where there are fingers," responded Celestia.
Overwhelmed with Celestia's kind words, and overjoyed that she'd finally be able to see what fingers looked like, Lyra began making out with the princess.
Celestia kissed Lyra right back, and soon the two ponies were wrestling tongues together, fighting for control over the other's mouth. Celestia hocked a loogee into Lyra's mouth, which Lyra swallowed, eagerly.
"Before you go, would you like me to give you your sending off gift," asked Celestia.
"Yes, princess," said Lyra. "I've always wanted to buck you, and I'm so grateful that I now have the chance."
Celestia telported the two of them into Lyra's bedroom where they resumed their sexy time. Passionately kissing Lyra, Celestia had to admit that she would be sad that Lyra had to go. Her tongue tasted of Luna's asscrack for some reason, and Celestia had always loved that taste. Slowly, the princess lay on Lyra's bed, willingly inviting the mare to join her.
Lyra grinned, and jumped in after her. Lowering her head, Lyra began using her tongue to flicker at the royal nipples of Equestria. Taking one into her mouth, caused a quick quiver from Celestia.
"What's the matter," asked Lyra.
"Nothing, my little pony," replied Princess Celestia. "It's just that I haven't had this in such a long time. Ruling this country caused me to realize that I didn't interact with others as much as I used to. Before princess was my prestiged title, most ponies would call me slut or whore."
Lyra stared at her.
"Please continue," moaned the princess.
With one hoof quickly pounding away at Princess Celestia's nether region, Lyra sat entranced, suckling the Princess's delicious teat. She bit down hard, and moaned, after hearing the princess moan in response.
"Oh, yes," screamed the princess. Buck me, suck me, use me, abuse me. I love it so much."
Taking her hoof away for a moment, Lyra declined her head and began lapping at Celestia's labia. A sweetness, mixed with a bitter taste, filled her tastebuds. Loving the taste, Lyra began to lap harder and quicker at it, hoping for it to open up so she could dive into the main course.
After a few more moments, the flower opened up, and, like a bee, Lyra dove right at it.
Lyra shoved her entire tongue into Celestia's pussy. She lapped at it, thirstier than a dehydrated cat. Taking in a mouthful, Lyra gargled with it, mouthwash style, before swallowing it, loving how the goop trickled down her throat.
"Before we go any further, Lyra, I'd like to do something," said Princess Celestia.
Lyra stopped, alowing the Princess to do whatever she wished.
Celestia's horn began to glow, and enveloped her body. Celestia began to levitate in the air, as the spell she casted shined a bright light around the room, and made her body glow.
After a few seconds, it stopped and Lyra was able to open her eyes. Staring her directly in the face, was a giant, white, footlong pingas.
"I'm sorry if this confuses you, but I've always wanted to buck somepony with a dick," admitted Celestia.
Lyra smiled.
"No worries here, princess. Go ahead and buck me until your heart is content."
Lyra spread her legs and allowed the princess to slide her dick right inside of her. After four inches, Lyra began to moan a bit. After eight inches, she begged Celestia to put it the rest in her. Celestia approved her request, and slammed the rest of her cock deep in Lyra's pussy.
"Oh, buck!" Screamed Lyra. "I love this. Your pingas is so big, it feels like it's a part of me."
"I'm glad you like it," gushed Celestia. "Would you like one, too"?
Lyra nodded and Celestia used her magic to give Lyra a minty green pingas that tasted like Spearmint.
Celestia began to buck Lyra harder. She wanted to fill up that cunt with her royal meat. Moaning, the speed and fierceness increased. Yes, the fun had been doubled. Not used to bucking somepony with a pingas, it didn't take long for the princess to unleash her load.
Only a few moments after penetrating Lyra fully, a loud scream filled the room, as an orgasm was attained.
The two lovers laid, side by side, panting. The minty green unicorn had never been bucked like that, and it felt wonderful. She turned to the alicorn.
"Is it my turn, now?" Asked Lyra.
"Yes, my little pony," replied Celestia, with a smile.
Lyra leaped to her hooves and thrusted her footlong cock into the coconut cunt of the ruler of Equestria. In. Out. In. Out. The unicorn began with a slow, rhythmic pattern, and then JACKHAMMER MODE was activated.
Celestia couldn't believe it. Each second the hard as diamond cock was inside and outside, both at the same time, since Lyra was going so fast. The inside of her pussy felt like ten-thousand tiny bristles from a massage chair.
"Oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna cum!"
Quick as a wink, Celestia pushed Lyra off of her, and took the full extend of the dick right inside her awaiting mouth.
The unicorn couldn't hold any longer. She EXPLODED her load and was pleased that Celestia swallowed each drop. After all, Lyra did think that spitters were quitters.
"Thank you for that wonderful meal, my little pony," the alicorn said.
"Anytime, your highness."
"Are you ready, Lyra?"
"Yes, princess."
With her horn inclined toward the unicorn, Celestia unleashed a spell that filled the room with a blue light. Once subsided, Lyra was gone.
Lyra found herself in a stiffling, hot, climate. Around her, she could see a massive volcano. Moving towards it, Lyra found it not massive, but gigantic. It was one thousand meters tall, easily.
"GARPH" said a voice towards her left.
Wondering what in Equestria that sound was, the unicorn turned toward the direction that it came from, to find a huge green dragon, with rigid and sharp spikes on his back. Also on his back, there were a few amethysts, sapphires, and pink spinels. A pair of royal purple horns sat atop his head.
"WHOA," said Lyra, obviously taken aback by the sheer sight of him.
"GARPH", replied the dragon, again.
"Um, are you okay"?
Hearing a voice, the dragon looked down at the unicorn, and turned his head to the side. Crackle slowly began walking towards the unicorn.
Lyra stared at the majestic and humongous dragon coming her way. What was the most humongous thing about him, was the size of his dick. It was three times the size and width as Big Mac's, easy. Drooling, she hoped she could have fun with this creature soon.
"Do you have a name?"
"Buck me you sexy thing", said the dragon.
Lyra wasted no time. She took this as an incentive to charge full force at the towering dragon and leapt, mouth first at his massive dick. It was a perfect fit, and Lyra began nomming on it. A bit sweaty, but she continued nibbling and gently sucking on it.
"MMMMMM" moaned Lyra, who couldn't say much on account of her mouth being filled with dragon dick.
The dragon began stamping his feet on the cold cement, obviously enjoying the wonderful feeling that Lyra was giving to him. Hips forward, he assisted Lyra by inserting more of his dick inside of her mouth.
"This feels fantastic. Oh, keep doing this. I haven't felt anything this amazing in years."
Hoping to please him further, she began slurping the tip of his cock. She had learned this technique from Celestia herself, and she knew how wonderful it felt. While suckling the tip of his cock, she circled the meatus with her rough tongue.
"MMMM" stammered Crackle.
A thought struck him.
"Now hang on there. What do you say to me putting this dick in your wonderful pussy, hmm? Are you up to the challenge?
With his delicious cock deep in her throat, Lyra looked up at him. Slowly removing it up from her throat, and out of her maw, she gave him a wink and said "Bring it on".
Smirking, Crackle replied, "That was just what I wanted to hear."
Crackle laid down and invited the mare to come on top of him. She thrusted herself, nectared pussy first on top of his huge penis.
A few minutes later, he cummed in her.
They kiss and Crackle asked her to marry him. Lyra said yes and all vas to be happy.
