Ponified
“GET BACK HERE!!”
Majora floated away as fast as she could. She had is going to escape the Mask Salesman. She floated over a cliff and into a forest. “How in Din’s name is this salesman keeping up!?” He was gaining on Majora. She had to come up with something to get her out of there fast, she knew that salesman had magic. “Oh I know!” She started to prepare a teleportation spell, when the mask salesman dove at her. He missed, but managed to knock her off course. The shock of the impact caused the spell to fire before she could choose a location, and the world went white. “Well this sucks…” Majora lost consciousness as he heard voices.
“Oh my, is she ok?” “I think so…” “Jeez, that filly must've taken a mighty hard blow…”
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Majora opened her eyes. ‘Wait… I can’t open my eyes… I shouldn't be able to…’ She blinked and sat up. ‘Ok I definitely know this is not my body… wait… did somebody wear me? But there aren't any memories other than my own-’
“Look girls, she’s awake!” Majora saw something she was not prepared for. Six technicolor ponies walked into the room. ‘Yep… I’m probably insane…’ The pink pony jumped right up to her and took a deep breath. “HIIMPINKIEPIEWHATSYOURNAMEWHEREDOYOULIVEWHATHAPPENEDTOYOU-” The purple pony cut off Pinkie by shoving a hoof in her mouth.
“Pinkie, I think we should only do one thing at a time.” Pinkie replied with a muffled “Okie dokie lokie, Twilight.” Twilight looked at Majora. “Hi, my name’s Twilight,” She motioned to Pinkie
“This is Pinkie Pie” She motioned to the orange pony. “This is Applejack” She motioned to the yellow pony with wings. “This is Fluttershy.” She motioned to the sky blue pony with wings “This is Rainbow Dash.” She finally motioned to the white pony with a horn. “And this is Rarity. What’s your name?”
Majora blinked and said “My name is Majora.” The ponies said hello.
The pony known as Fluttershy looked at her. “Uh…Where are your parents?”
Majora rolled her eyes. “Don’t have any.” The six’s jaws dropped.
Twilight raised her hoof. “If you don’t have parents, where do you live?”
Majora rolled her eyes again “Wherever.”
Majora looked at Rarity “You just live outdoors..?” Majora nodded as Rarity fainted dramatically.
Twilight tapped Majora’s shoulder. “One last question… Why were you knocked out?”
Majora sighed. “Because a stupid mask salesman was chasing me…idiot.” Majora laid on her back.
Applejack spoke up. “If ya want, you can stay at mah farm.” Majora looked at the ceiling. “Sure. Why not?” Majora smirked, coming up with new ways to have fun with the ponies, such as killing their pets, but to the ponies she was just excited to have a new home.
------------------Later at Sweet Apple Acres-------------
Majora finished the tour around her new home. ‘These guys must be obsessed with apples… what if I turn their apples into oranges? Ha, kind of like that saying “apples to oranges” or something.’
She walked into the barn and every pony in Ponyville jumped out and yelled “SURPRISE!” Majora jumped back. Pinkie Pie ran up to her.
“Were you surprised!?” Majora nodded. “Remember when I was asking you all the things you liked?!” Majora remembered earlier in the day when Pinkie was bugging her about her favorite things…
Majora walked down the path, sighing as Pinkie questioned her. ”What’s your favorite cake flavor?!” Majora shrugged.
“I've never had cake before.” Pinkie gasped and jumped in the air.
“YOU’VE NEVER HAD CAKE BEFORE?!” Majora nodded. Pinkie wrote something down on her sketch pad.
“Ok, then what’s your favorite game?” Majora grinned.
“Everything.” Pinkie stopped.
“I've never heard of that game before. How do you play?” Majora face hoofed.
“No no no everything as in all games.” Pinkie mouthed oh and wrote it down.
“Favorite… Colors?” Majora thought for a minute. “Purple and Red. Definitely. Oh and a little bit of yellow and blue.” Pinkie grinned and wrote it down.
“Favorite animal?” Majora rolled her eyes. “Well I like dragons a lot.”
Pinkie bounced down the path after saying “That’s all I needed to know!!” in a sing song tune.
“Well here’s the note pad!” Pinkie showed Majora her notes.
Majora read them out loud, “Cake flavor will be all flavors possible, games will be pin the tail on the pony and freeze tag (Majora smiled at the world freeze tag), Purple and red balloons, with yellow and blue streamers and party hats. Dragon piñata and Spike being there…” She stopped. “Who’s Spike?” a purple and green baby dragon jumped in front of Majora. “I’m Spike, nice to meet you!”
“Oh, Hi.” Majora walked over to the table, where a giant multi-colored cake sat. She looked at all of the flavors, noting each one. “Huh. That’s a lot of flavors.” She walked over to where a mare with a Lyre for a cutie mark stood. The mare noticed Majora and waved.
“Hi, I’m Lyra! You must be the new pony, Majora!” She held out her hoof and Majora shook it. Lyra thought for a second and smiled. “Hey do you know what Humans are?” Majora rolled her eyes.
“Well duh. I know what humans are. I even was forced to stay with one for a while.” Lyra’s eyes widened and she grinned “YOU'VE MET A HUMAN?” Majora nodded.
“He was pretty annoying, obsessing over masks.” Lyra made a noise that sounded like a cross between a yay and a squee. Majora shrugged and walked away.
“PSSSSST” Majora looked around. “PSSST over here!” Majora looked over and saw a brown stallion wearing a necktie and a greyish blue mare with her eyes looking in different positions. The stallion looked around and waved her over.
“Who are you and what do you want?” Majora glared at them. The stallion spoke.
“Well, my name’s The Doctor and this is my assistant Derpy Hooves.” Derpy smiled and waved.
“And?” Majora was getting impatient.
“And I’d like you to know, I know you are from another universe.” Majora’s eyes widened, and shrank into a glare.
“If you dare speak up, I’ll kill you without a second thought. You know, the normal stuff, stabbing and stuff...” The Doctor nodded and Majora walked over to the punch bowl. Some pony tapped her on the shoulder, and she turned to see no one. She was tapped on the other shoulder, again, no one. She what was going on. She was getting pranked. ‘Left shoulder right tap, right shoulder left tap… I know where they’ll be.’ She was tapped on the left shoulder, and she turned to the right. There was Rainbow Dash. “Caught you!” Rainbow’s jaw dropped and she started stuttering.
“But…how…but…” Majora rolled her eyes.
“Shoulder tapping? Really? That’s a low level prank, Dash. Try pie in the chair next time. Gets ‘em every time.”
A few hours later the party ended. Majora looked around Sweet Apple Acres. She turned to Apple Jack. “Where am I going to sleep?” Applejack thought for a second.
“We have a guest bed if you want to sleep on that.” Majora nodded and went to the guest bed. It was a green and white bed with a red pillow. Majora pulled the covers down and curled up into a ball. Applejack realized something. “Oh and tomorrow you are going to school.” Majora’s eyes opened wide.