The Best Clop-fic Ever!

by thatguyfromkfc

First published

I don't want to give anything away. It'll ruin the story. All I can say is it has a twist.

I don't want to give anything away. It'll ruin the story. All I can say is it has a twist.

The Best Clop-fic Ever!

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The sun shone brightly through the window of Twilight Sparkles library, landing on Twilight as she lay in bed. She yawned widely as she sat up. She snuck a look at Spike to make sure he was sleeping. She smiled when she saw the snoring dragon and stuck her head under her pillow and pulled out a silver, rectangle shaped item. She opened the to and turned it on. She smiled as the startup screen faded into view. She quickly typed in her password and waited for it to log in. She looked back again to make sure Spike was definately asleep. Sure enough, the baby dragon was asleep. She turned back to look at the computer and saw that it had logged her in. She smiled and clicked on the start button in the bottom left corner of the screen. She moved the mouse up and clicked on 'Spitfirefox.' She clicked on the text box at the top of the screen and typed in 'Fiction.net.' suddenly something caught her eye. She turned around to see, not only Spike but all of the others, looking at her with mouths agape.
"Uh..." Twilight began. The others just laughed.
"I never knew you had a computer!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"I can explain!" Twilight yelled. "Wait...what?" Twilight stared at the ponies in shock.
"We all have one!" All six of Twilights friends pulled out items identical to Twilights computer.

All of them laughed as they watched the screen.
"Oh, Filly Mays. You're the best Hooftube Poop source ever!" Pinkie exclaimed struggling to contain her happiness.
"I know, right!?" Another video came up, this one with Steve Furwin.
"Hey look, it's a video with Steve!" Twilight shouted.
"I miss him. He wasn't like the other Equestrian wildlife experts." Fluttershy said. The others nodded. They watched the rest of the video and at the end of it they were almost in tears from laughing too much. Spike had fallen asleep as they watched. Twilight moved the mouse and clicked on a show called 'My Little Human' which caused everypony to go quiet so they could hear. This was one of their favourite shows. They loved the design of these 'humans' and the creativity of the idea. Many people made fun of them for it but they just hadn't watched the show. They watched a few episodes and read a few My Little Human ship-fics before everypony went home. Twilight smiled and went to wake up Spike.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned two things:

1. You don't have to worry what your friends think of you because that will never change you.

and

2. The Ponynet is FREAKING AMAZING!

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

Celestia smiled and began writing a response.

My faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

I KNOW RIGHT!?
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Vocabulary: Clopping- Another word for typing due to the sound that a ponies hooves make.

Authors Notes: How did you like that twist? Trolololololololol. How do you like that?