Discord snatched the controllers back, and crushed them with a paw. "Of course he has school. Silly me."
And with that, he vanished once again. Though the crowd didn't do the same.
"Was that-"
"-The God of Chaos?!"
I facepalmed.
"Yeah, so what?"
"You were talking to him like you were just... casual buds."
"Yeah... so what?"
"So you're friends with a dangerously high-power villain."
I shrugged.
Pinkamena swatted in the air at the crowd, small specks of spittle flying about as she shouted.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM, FOOLS! ANON MUST HAVE HIS SPACE."
Nice one, Pinkie.
Thanks. So what should we do after school?
Idunno... maybe go to a restaurant or something? I have some spare cash.
Sounds good.
I continued towards my next class, albeit in a hurry, since the whole Discord fiasco ate up several precious minutes.
"Hey you! Levitation kid! Get over here!"
I turned my head, noticing the same guy I messed with not too long ago.
Pinkie, or Pinkamena, as she currently still was, growled deeply.
"You'd better stay away from my friend, mister, or you're in for a world of pain..."
I nodded, lifting a hand.
"She's right, y'know."
The bully backed away slowly. "Woah, I'm not here to beat you up this time. I'm just trying to be a friend, y'know?"
I warily waved my hand as I turned back and continued walking.
"We'll talk later. I've got a class to get to."
I arrived just seconds before the bell rang, and luckily, just like the rest of my classes, no-one seems to really care about the fact that a freakin' pony now rides on my shoulders wherever I go. They also seem to be perfectly fine with the fact that any time someone does anything even remotely threatening to me, she would give them the evil eye.
And a little reminder to stay away...
What's that?
Oh, nothing. Just burning a warning sign into their memories.
So that's what you've been doing with all that staring.
Yep!
Though... I'd prefer if you didn't act so... protective, I do have other friends here, too... and maybe a possible girlfriend...
Like?
Um... there's... Dave? Wait... no he's... Uh... Bill? No... he doesn't really talk...
So you don't have any friends, do you?
I guess so... At least I have my crushes.
Of whom never do anything more than a simple, "Hi!"
Yeah. I'm in the friendzone of quite a few girls.
What about me?
What?
There's always me to have a romantic relationship with.
But what about your friends back in Equestria? Aren't you going back? And how would a human-pony relationship work out?
Eh, I'm both in Equestria and here at once, complete with a shared memory, so I can stay here as long as I want. And if you want kids, I think I could get that worked out for you...
Wait... what?
"Daydreaming again, Anon?"
I snapped out of my telepathic conversation with Pinkie, who had fallen asleep on my questionably-bald head. Being able to finish your work quickly is one of my best skills at school, so I simply held up the completed paper.
"Very well then. Just make sure you hear what I say."
I nodded, earning a grunt in response from Pinkie.