Welp. My day's ruined.
Discord appeared before me.
"How so?"
"Well," I continued, "you appeared. That's why."
Discord smirked.
"But what if I help you?"
I leaned forwards, trying to find anything suspicious in his face. Unfortunately, doing so caused Pinkie to fall over my head, causing me to land on the cold, hard, floor.
"Ow."
You didn't sound like you got hurt.
I don't care. Ow.
Several students rushed over to help me up, even though just days ago, they'd probably tease me.
"Why are you helping me?" I asked as they supported my stumbling body.
"'Cause you're freakin' cool!"
Okay, this day's getting weird, just like the past half a week.
Not as weird as I can make it!
Please don't, Pinkie.
Discord slithered up besides me, draping a lion paw over my shoulder like we were old buddies or something.
"How about this, Anon."
"What?"
"Do you like PWNing N00bs?"
I narrowed my eyes.
"PWNing N00bs in what?"
Discord held up two game controllers.
"Whaddya think?"
Pinkie swiped the controllers from Discord's claws.
"Not now, Discord. Anon's busy. Y'know, with school?"