The self-proclaimed "Chaos God" stood in the center of my room, deep in thought. I shuddered as I saw the beginnings of what I would probably call my end.
What would he do to me?
Turn me into a pony?
Genderswap?
Put glass in my sandwich?
All three at once?!
"Nope!"
I sighed in relief as Discord waved away my fears-- literally.
"But those are wonderful ideas. I may try them sometime."
Dashing for the door, I kept repeating, "Nope!"
"Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!"
I tumbled down the stairs yet again in attempt to escape my fate, landing face-first at the foot of Discord.
"Don't worry," he said slyly, "this'll work out for ya."
I furrowed my eyebrow. "What's gonna work?"
"You'll see..."