When leat we lwedft our horsewomenh34eroines, stuff! Chrsabil was evilr then reglar, but Celestia and Twligt were blastholes in floors and ceelings! Pinkie Pie was there too. Cadeance and Luuna was in the dugeons wit Rarishy(but they were not together like Twilestia, just air kissed!!!))
Minio #4 picked up it’s gross face of the floo inthe dugeon. It was mad, but cheasd after the poinies but it lost them cuzsecretly did want to get close to Chrysalis)
Luna carried Rarity on her back like a real horse, cept they was flying through wholes whih isn’tvery realikeistic. Idk, but they wereokay?! Don’t flame. Cadance anFluttershy flappped vent to themand made kissie faces at them cuz it was fun and hot and stuff and they felt like it. ;Luna dien’t knos wif Fluttershy was making kisses at her or Rarity but she hoped Raritiy tididn’tr wget super pissed again. THat woiuldls be bad.
“Man, wy typing is bad. I will get a edittid. Promise.”
“What, SAID CADence?”
“No one said nothing,” Luna double negativeed. “That was Fuzzy broking the 5th wall.”
:”ok”
They flepped throuh the whole where the floorceling used 2b and they saw something very bad!
Queen Lesbian Chrysalis was on top od CelestiaPrincess of Caterlestibian! Except it wasnot hot! She was beating up Tia with her powdered up hoovies! Celestia loookd bad!
“What dod we do?!” Fluterbat whispered. She is still shyeven tho she is bat. Buit it was aloud whisper, ok? Chrysalis didn’t hear it maybe.
We must help! “Cadance land on the floor were it was not whole and point at lUNA””We must form up!”
“What about us.” Darling rarity’ed.
“We want to helped.” Yellwhisped Batterfly;
“Only Allcorns can fuze.” Cryied Luna and Cadance cuz a Rarishy would be hella cute.
“Maybe if we all kis real hard!?”
That seemed legit. “But won’t Rarity is mad abouttouching her shybat?” Luna landed next to Candance
Eyever1 looked at white mcstitches horse. “Darlings...just aks permisson 1st. Duh.”
“Ok. Rarrar, caned we kiss you Flutterbat?” Luna aksed and batted her eyelash. Cadank batted her eyebrows. It was lewd. “It ok with me. But is it ok fluutershy?”
Flufferbutt nodded. “....”
Chrsalizal ingoner them cuz she was winning tecnically and that is what bad guys that are girls do when they are wins. It’s in a book. Look it up. Luna did, so there. Then they start kissed 4ways and it was sexy but with like, 4 x(the letter, not the math thingie]. Cadane and Lunnstarted first then Rarity and Fluttershy started too and kissed at the same time on all their lips. Luna secretly used tongue. So did Fluttershybat, but like, a lot of tongue cuz she’s not shy with kissing her friends Rarity.
Therewere magic flash.!
Then there were Flutterdance, Alcapone of Shy Love! She was a yellow pink color and had amazeballs hair. Lunarity was there two and she was double classy lady with grey coat and twinklstar mane thing. She was alicrom of Classyness, like in a cocktale dress and hiring detectives in movies kinda? That stuff, idk.
“Now we fight!” Futerdance charged, but shyly cuz she was part Fluttershy and didn’t like running. “We also!” Lunarity said cuz she likes attention. They ran to Celestia
BIUT! CHRASLIPS HAD THE LESBIAN STONE POWER STONE AND USED IT TO POWER HER LESBIANNESS! She kicked them with her front hoofs like punches but thei are hooves which are like feet for horses so it was still kicking. Its Science. She knockked them back and did the really evil laugh thing again and more dust got on everypony at the castle and they needed showers again.
“FOALs! I am the greatest lesbian!”
“What about the lesbians in tough lesbian jail?” said one of the minioms. But not 4, bcuz it was gross in the floor. Let’s say it was #2, ok? Okay. Chralis punch/kicked it in the face but it was less gross than 4 bcuz she was nice this time. “I am tougher than them and more lesbian!”
Chrysalis laughed again and brushed ceiling dirt out of her hair. She was going to punchkic again but was enterupted!!!!1
The ceiling exploded and put more dirt in her hair!
Twilight arrivced. Pinkie Pie was still more up stairs btu getting closeer!
“Clestia! I will save you. Twilight yelled”. She dived right on top of Chrysalis and did magic to her and it was hot. Because it was fire.(Ha, gotcha)....
The fire covered everything! It was so big cuz Twilight is gud at magics. Celestia was impressed because she can’t feel fire. But Cadshy and Rarruna could@ so she put a shield on them that sounded like bbuuusssszzzwappft. That made her giggle. This was no laughen matter thought so she stoped. Celestia got up real fast and jabbed Chrsalis with her horn.(A/N; Horns are sharp. Don’t play with the kids with them. Kids that GORE don’t SCORE, but Celestia does cuz she is a Princess. RUA PrinCess? No, din’t think so.) It hurt and she threw Twlingt off her back and the fire went out
cHYalis was like super pissed. She turned around! “I will show you.” She talked really loud. “I am the bestest lesbians evertherewas!!!!” She really ment it 2. She used lesbian power to power her horn power and aimed it at all of everybody!!
“Oh no.” Yelled everypony!”
What will hapen next! Wil they win?? Who is the cutest fusion? Find out in the next tiem I write this!!!!!