New Human

by MyVodka


14) Finals Day, Part 1

After months of Twilight's human education and utter silliness from her friends, they have reached the final obstacle, finals week. Many times, the students were warned of the finals and to take it very seriously. Twilight, like many students, studied each day for the final, hoping to pass it. Seamus, like most students, tend to not study for the finals and hope for the best.

The day eventually came for finals. Every student, even Twilight, was worried that they might fail. Seamus and the gang are very calm and collected at their classes.

Twilight enters her 1st period class, awaiting her teacher to give the papers. Kevin and May sit in their spots, looking through their phone. "Ugh! What're they doing? Using their phones on a test? That's cheating!"

One of students sitting next to her leans over to her, "Actually, we can listen to music while we're doing the test."

"Oh.. really?" Twilight looks back at her friends, "Why didn't I get a phone yet?"

"Wanna use my phone?" The student takes out his iPhone from his pocket. "I can let you buy it. $100?"

"Hehehe, I'm sorry. But I don't really want to buy it. Besides, don't you need to use it?"

The student was persistent, "Actually, I have another phone on me. I don't really need this and I wanna sell it. So do you wanna buy it off of me? Free of charge!"

"Wait, didn't you just say that the phone costed $100 d--" Twilight thought for a minute, "Wait.. Maybe I can use this advantage and grab a free phone! No no.. I can't take a phone from him.."

"So what'll it be?"

"Let me think about it.." Twilight turned away and looked at the piece of paper at the ground.

Mrs. Walker came with a cart, "Ok! I have passed out the test in front of you! I hope you all brought a pencil, cause I don't have one.." Mrs. Walker looked tired and angry when she said that. "Ok! Go start!"

Everyone started ignoring what she said and started the test as soon as she passed out. Twilight was working off the easy questions, but was soon working on the hard ones. Twilight became stuck and did not know what to do. "Oh no.. I forgot to study the bones of the body!" She soon became very desperate and look at her neighbors' papers.



About 1 hour and 40 minutes later



Twilight finally finished her final.. as the last person of the whole class. Mrs. Walker took her paper and told her class to go outrside as the bell was about to ring.

The student with offering the phone came up to her, "So.. Wanna have my pho-- Oh ok, you left already.."



Twilight and Kevin walked to the Mr. Stagium's class, but to a surprise. Seamus was wearing a large trench coat, he ran up to Twilight and opened his coat. Twilight, thinking she was being attacked, close her eyes. Kevin chuckled at Seamus and Twilight.

"What? Why're you chuckling?" Twilight still had her eyes closed.

"Open your damn eyes, dumbass..." Kevin jokingly insulted.

Twilight opens her eyes, "Oh... wow... Haha.." She saw Seamus wearing clothes with sign that hung around his neck saying 'Boo!'.

"Hehe, sorry. I just wanted to do that."

Mr. Stagium sits on his seat, drinking his usual morning coffee. "Ok class... it's finals. There is an HTML file inside your personal folders. I named them all in special files, that way i can start your mornings with a little laugh." Stagium takes a sip from his coffee. "Like, let us say...I named DeVonte's folder, 'Crap', that'd be the special folder that he would look inside in for his final."

DeVonte raised his hand, "Sir, did you really name my folder 'Crap'?"

"No, I just used that word as an example."

Seamus began to laugh out of nowhere, "Oh man! Ok, that just made my day!"

Twilight looked at Seamus, "What did you name Seamus' folder, Stagium?"

Stagium poured more coffee into his cup, "Uh... I think I named it 'Mr. Stupid retard that doesn't get anything done'." Everyone in the class laughed heartfully.

"That's not very nice, Stagium."

"I know, I AM a nice guy. But I'm like Kevin and Seamus, I always curse and tell a bunch of toilet jokes. Besides, my wife and 2 kids don't really take me seriously when I do that." ,mnnmn

Kevin and Seamus looked at Stagium in amazement, "So you WERE listening to our everything!" Kevin placed his hand on the side of his head with his mouth open.

"Damn it, Kevin! I knew one of these days that he would hear us!" Seamus hits him on the shoulder, "Jackass!"

Stagium laughed drank coffee and placed his mug down. "Ok, seriously. Do the final now. You know where to go, now do it!"

After Stagium's little talk, everyone quickly went to their tests. The test was very long and was very time consuming for everyone. Twilight, like before, did the very easy ones first. Around the time she started on the hard questions, Kevin and Seamus had already finished with the test.

"What the? They're already done? Come on! They could not be finsihed already!" Twilight controlled her desperation of cheating and focused more on test on her computer. "You can do this Twilight! You can do this! You. Can. Do this!"



40 minutes later



Twilight enters her last answer and rejoices in excitement. Kevin and Seamus bring their chairs over to Twilight and whisper to each other. "Hey guys, how'd you do on the test?"

Kevin yawned, "Shit."

"Horrible." Seamus looks at the clock, "Damn... we still have around an hour left."

"What do you want to do then?" Twilight asked.

"I got a deck of cards and a stick." Kevin responded.

Twilight and Seamus stare at Kevin's items. "That's not a stick, Kevin."

"Then what is it?"

"A wooden spoon." Seamus said. He took the spoon and throws it towards Stagium's way.

Stagium sees the wooden spoon coming towards him and ducks under his desk as he screamed like a little girl. The kids looked at Stagium as he is wonder the desk. He looked up, with a sturdy voice, he screamed. "Hey! Who threw that wooden spoon at me!"

Seamus pointed to Kevin. "He did, sir.."

Stagium's face was deep red as he stared down at him. He walks to Kevin in an angry fashion and stares him down more. He opened his mouth, "Good job!" He said calmly said. He walks back to his chair and everything proceeded nicely. The trio sat in an awkward silence, computing to what had happened.



The gang is all collected at Mr.Oak's history class, with the exclusion of Oak himself. The gang thought it would be a good idea to cheat on this test since Mr. Oak isn't in the class. Kevin decides to not participates as he feels that finish first. Twilight decides to also not cheat as she has studied at least an hour a day.

The substitute was a blonde, petite female with an english accent. "Alright everyone, I think you've all heard everyone else say what they have to say about the finals. I don't think I need to say more. any questions before we start?" Kevin raised his, hand, "Yes?"

"I just wanna say this... You're hot... Can I have your number?" Kevin said obnoxiously. People inside the room began laughing and were shocked to hear something from Kevin. Even May was surprised to hear this.

The sub ignored Kevin's request, "Let the test begin.."

Kevin and Twilight quickly started their tests and were both on page 2 in a minute. Other students took their time doing the test and had a hard time doing the test. May and Seamus cheated off of Phil's test. Other students used their phones or used the textbook to cheat on the test. As for the sub, she is looking through her phone.

Eventually, Twilight and Kevin ended up finishing their tests the same time in 20 minutes. Everyone else was still finishing their tests.

"So... How'd you do?" Kevin whispered to Twilight. He scratched his head and looked at the ceiling, his feet on the desk.

"It's pretty easy actually." Twilight looked at the teacher, "Hey, why'd you say that to her?"

"Eh, I'm just bored. I'm always like this at the end of any school year."

"Oh.. I see.."



After school, the gang are inside a small amusement park called Fun-Time amusement park. The whole gang (The ponies, humans and Spike) are outside on the mini golf area. The golf area has no other people on it besides them, taking their shots with time.

They are at Hole 3, the course was curvy looked almost impassable. Spike places his ball onto the tee and takes a deep breath. "Ok.." May takes his shot. The golf ball stops close to the hole, "Darn it! Almost made it!"

"My turn!" Kevin set up his tee and takes a deep breath. "Watch how an asian works!" He takes a shot, only to hit it over the fence and into the freeway.

"O.B. (Out of Bounds)!" May shouted, writing down on the piece of paper.

Kevin throws down the Fun-Time golf club. "O.B.?! How about F.U.?!" Seamus and Phil laugh in the background. "How's that comeback, Spike?" He looks to Spike, who is holding everyone's bags.

"Very good, sir!" Spike wore a caddie's uniform.

Twilight took walked up and placed her tee on the ground. "Ok..." She places the ball onto the tee and hits the ball. The golf ball flies a little over the field and makes it inside the hole. "Yes!" Twilight jumped in joy.

"Pfft.. Beginner's luck.." Kevin commented.

Seamus coughed onto the side, "*cough* Cheater.. *cough*"

Phil was blankly looking at the sky, "....Do it again! I wasn't looking.."

They would eventually reach the 18th hole in an hour as they argued over nothing. Twilight is tied against Seamus, he would eventually be disqualified for cheating and fixing the scores for the first half of the game. They all go home with Seamus on the top of his car, strapped onto by rope and duct tape.



The clock had just struck 9 PM and the tired ponies occupy the living room. Twilight reads a book on human medicine as Lyra plays her harp. The TV plays in the background so to not feel quiet and alone.

"Twi.." Lyra stopped playing in the middle of a song.

"Yeah?" Twilight responded. She placed a bookmark on the page to read later.

"In your opinion, what do you think of these humans from those old ponies tales?" Lyra sat towards Twilight. "I mean, they were made to be really mean and bloodthirsty. But the people we're living with aren't that bad."

"True, but they're kinda.. unruly sometimes."

Lyra was confused, "Unruly?"

"Like... The boys like Seamus and Kevin. Those guys use a lot of bad words in their sentences. Only Phil and May are probably the only ones that cuss very little or not at all."

"What are you talking about? May cusses a lot too."

"Not when I'm around."

"Whatever you say!" Lyra jumped up from her seat. "Did you study your books, Twi?"

"Yes, Lyra." Twilight rolled her eyes. "When'd you become so motherly like?"

"I'm not!" Lyra's hands were on her hips, "Go to your room and sleep, your final tests are tomorrow!"

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Yes, mommy.." She said sarcastically. She walked upstairsto her room and saw a small manga on her bed. She looked at the manga with mystery and began to read it for the night.