"What the hell were you thinking!?"
Darrell didn't know what was weirder, being caught in between a screaming alicorn princess and her student or the fact that they were launching pillows over his head in what seemed to be a mock war.
"I did what I thought was necessary!" Celestia yelled as she launched a round of pillows towards her student, which were instantly turned into clouds before hitting the younger alicorn in the face.
"Yes but did you have to make him look like that!?" Twilight screamed launching another barrage of pillows. "I mean i get that you made him into a pony like us but...DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THAT!?"
"Hey girls you don't need t-" Darrel tried to say before being cut off by Celestia shoving a hoof into his mouth.
"And just what do you mean by that!?" Celestia growled.
"Just look at him! First of don't even get me started on the alicorn thing. That was just a bad idea. Soon we're all gonna be one for all i know." She sighed. "But look at him. He looks like something that would be out of some angst-filled teenager's wet dream! I mean if you were going for modesty then you failed terribly."
"Well how do you think he should have looked? You think it could have been done better then let's see it."
Twilight rolled her eyes as she went over to Darrel. "Well first off, Darrell right? Flight or magic?"
Darrell looked at her with a confused look. "Er, i don't get what you mean."
Twilight mentally slapped her hoof hard against her face. "Would you rather fly around or use magic or neither?"
"Er, i don't know. Magic sounds cool I guess." He didn't even have time to relax before the wings on his back blinked out of existence, giving nothing more than a shiver. "Woo that was weird."
Twilight went back to looking him over. "Hmm....how about this." Her magic flashed once more and the glowing swirls in his coat faded away, leaving a only a straight, light brown coat in it's place, his mane changing to a dark brown with an off white stripe and his tail following suit.
"See? He now looks like he could fit in without looking like a club pony threw up onto a tome."
"Now hey i didn't look like that but i mean, this is a lot more reserved and nowhere near as flashy." He turned to Celestia. "Well I mean i'm not saying i looked bad but...it was kind of...shocking."
Tia sighed and nuzzled him. "I suppose you are right, and so was Twi. It was kind of a fantasy to have you looking like...that... besides his looks much more like you used to."
"Except on work nights. I kind of looked like Prince's evil white cousin."
"Freddy Mercury?" Tia giggled.
"Tia! Too soon man!"
They both laughed while Twilight stood there with a confused look on her face. "Who?"
Tia grinned. "Don't worry about it."