The Human is Evil?

by Pesoen


The Library

All of us where walking towards the library now, me in front in my sleepwear, and the elements behind me, ready in case I did something. Mini Celestia was sitting on top of Twilight, and occasionally hugged her ears, and generally was a cute sight. Though some residence in ponyville, looked at the strange sight of a small Celestia, and some biped walking towards the library, most just ignored us.

"So, whats first? Scary stories? Makeover? Gossip?" I asked, trying to lighten the mood.

"How about snacks?" pinkie pie asked, looking around.

"Was the s'mores not enough for you Pinkie?" I asked, looking back at her.

"Nope" she just replied, bouncing along.

"Very well, give him cake too" I said with a strange voice, as a cake appeared in front of pinkie, who happily wolfed it down, in ONE bite.

"What the?" was all Rainbow Dash could say, before facehoofing herself. "It's Pinkie, dont think about it too hard" she whispered to herself before continuing along.

"So, anyone other than Pinkie have any ideas, or suggestions on what to do first? Be warned, this is my first sleepover" I said, looking back at them.

"This is not a sleepover!" Twilight said, sounding a bit angry.

"Describe to me a sleepover then." I replied, looking at her.

"A sleepover, is when you and your friends sleep at one of your places, having fun and doing things together" she replied.

"So this, but without me in the way or?" I asked, still looking at her.

"Basically yes." I got a somewhat evil smile on my face.

"So if I where to say" I snapped my fingers and turned invisible "Disappear, you could have a fun sleepover?"

"Stop that, wherever you are!" Twilight shouted, looking around for me, while I was standing still, and just turned myself visible again.

"Come on, cant we just have fun? i mean, if I wanted to, I could just make replicas of you, go to a pocket dimension, rebuild Equestria and have my way there, but its more fun with the real deal, since I dont have to control you guys, but I would have to control my replicas" I said, making it seem like I was deep in thought. "Then again, I could just do it, and do whatever i wanted" I shot them a somewhat perverted smile, which made them all blush at the thought of me doing 'things' to them, and them not even knowing about it.

"Stop that right now!" Twilight said, as her face was almost as red as an apple.

"Stop what? its my mind, I can do whatever I want in it, even this" I said, smiling even more, as i imagined them all, in a MUCH more fluffy version, while actually making them fluffy.

"YAY! now I can sleep anywhere, and not be cold!" Pinkie said, jumping up and down, in her new Fluffy version.

"AHHHHH!" Rarity screamed, knowing full well why she was screaming, I started to smile at the scene.

"Whoah." Rainbow said, as her wings where too fluffy for her to fly anymore.

"Whoops, forgot when I imagine things, with my eyes open, it happens" I said, smiling like an idiot.

"TURN US BACK NOW!" Rarity screamed at me, trying to hit me with a hoof, but just bouncing off, due to her fancy new fluffy hooves.

"Why, you are all so cuddly now" I said, scooping them up in my telesenekis field, slowly moving towards the library again.

"I think its kinda nice, I feel so fluffy." Fluttershy said, smiling somehow loosing her shyness when she became fluffy.

"And i think you are all adorable this way" I said, hovering them towards me, and holding on to them, as if they where large teddy bears. "so cute and fluffy" I said, just enjoying the fluffy mess that was me, and them.

"Could you please turn us back?" Rarity asked, sounding like she was about to cry.

"Okay, fine" I said, turning them back, but still holding them somewhat close, out of hoof's reach, but within arms reach.

"AWW!" Pinkie said, sounding a bit sad.

"Dont worry, I can always turn you back" I whispered in her ear, which instantly made her happy again.

"Could you put us down?" Rainbow dash asked.

"Kinda silly for me to put you down, when you fly around anyway." I said, looking at her, with a smug smile.

"Still, its kinda confusing for me to be flying, without using my wings"

"Fine, anything else while we are at it?" I asked, slowly putting them down.

"Can you turn into something cute?" Pinkie asked, and I did as asked, turning into a VERY fluffy bunny.

"Aww, so cute" Fluttershy instantly picked me up, and started to cuddle with me.

"I can get used to this" I said, enjoying the cuddle.

"Fluttershy put him down, remember he is an enemy" Twilight said, facehoofing.

"Am I really that bad?" I asked, looking at her, with fake tears in my eyes.

"No, you're cute, just ignore the mean mare" Fluttershy said, comforting me.

"wow they are REALLY gullible" I thought to myself, as I stopped my 'crying'

"Thank you Fluttershy, you are really kind, unlike some around here" I said, giving Twilight the stink eye, but due to my bunny form, it just looked cute.

"Are you saying I'm not kind?" Twilight asked, looking at me.

"I'm not saying you are not kind, but you are not kind either, considering I have so far just been having fun, making Pinkie laugh, and Fluttershy daw at me." i said, jumping out of Fluttershy's grasp, turning back into my human form "I even gave you a box of wonderful things, and the only thing i have done, as far as i know" I said, sitting down midair, using my telekinesis to hold me up "is escape from Celestia, run here to try and get away from the crazy mare, and get attacked by you" I said, looking around at the ponies around me.

"Did you just call Celestia a 'crazy mare'?" Twilight asked.

"Yes, and with good reason, but not out here, where anypony can hear it, lets continue this inside shall we?" I asked, teleporting us inside the library.

"Okay, on one condition" Twilight said, looking sternly at me.

"And what is that?" I asked, looking back at her.

"Stop doing random things!" She said, rather loudly.

"Why? its one of the things I am best at, only outdone by Discord himself" I said, rather proudly.

"That may be, but its really confusing" she replied.

"I will tone it down, but not stop completely, gotta keep the element of surprise" I said, getting some popcorn from behind my back.

"Okay, I can live with that, its not worse than Pinkie" Twilight replied, as she got over to her couch, and sat down, along with the rest of the gang, finding spots around the place, me just hovering above the ground.

"So, about the crazy mare Celestia" Twilight started to look angry, but i continued. "the main reason why i keep calling her crazy, is because she is" I stated, and instantly cut off Twilight "No you do not know her as well as I do, I have lived with her for over a thousand years,you have known her since birth." I materialized my favorite chair, sitting in it.

"So why is she crazy?" Rarity asked.

"Well for one, she banished her sister to the moon, or rather, had me do it, which is even worse, but we will get to that". I said, looking at Rarity.

"So you where the one to banish her?" Twilight asked.

"In a sense yes, lets take it from the top" I said, leaning back in my chair.