Canterlot University, school for some of the greatest minds in Equestria. Species from all over travel to attend; from ponies, to changelings, to griffons and many more. At the first day, the front yard was full of different people, however there was one purple unicorn ponie that stood out of the rest. Not because she was anything spectacular no, its because she had a saddle bag filled with so much stuff that the buckles were barely holding on. Twilight Sparkle walked effortlessly through the crowd ready for another year of law but this time, assisting teacher of Criminal Law 101 Professor Discord.
While walking she came across three different species sitting on a bench; a griffon, a changeling and a blue unicorn with a cape and hat, and she immediately reconised them as students in her Professors class. Twilight conjured up all the courage she had to make a good impression and walked up to the three.
"Hello, I'm Twilight Sparkle. Welcome to the hallowed halls of Canterlot University. Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves." she extended her hoof. The griffon was the first to shake.
"Griffondor Ironbeak.
I won a Fullbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one griffon own
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty
Cantorlot's the perfect place for me! "
Twilight, the changeling and the blue unicorn nodded their heads. A little cocky wasn't he?
"Pretty impressive, good to know" Twilight let go on the griffons grip.
"Welcome to Cantorlot."
The changeling gave a nod of his head.
"Wassup?"
The blue unicorn gave him a brohoof.
"Yo."
The changeling turned to Twilight and gave a long kiss on her hoof. Twilight tried really hard not to be grossed out.
"Mimic Doppel Ganger. But you may call me Your Majesty.
In my country my word was law
But then I flee because of stupid coup d'etat
But here I learn, I make new friends
And soon return in bullet proof Changeling hive."
"Pretty impressive, good to know"
Twilight pulled her hoof away quickly,
"Welcome to C- "
only to be grabbed again.
"Trixie Lulamoon!
I did the Peace Corps overseas inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
I fought to clean to up their lagoons and save their rare endangered loons
Then led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! "
All three of them blinked in surprise. Twilight slowly pulled her hoof away.
"Pretty impressive, g- "
However Trixie wasn't finished.
"But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack
And only mares have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine!"
"I love your cape! It is so magician chic!"
Everyone turned around to see Rarity standing there with dozen and dozen of suitcases and her cat in a portable cat case on her back. Trixie raised an eyebrow.
"Um... thanks?"
Rarity squealed.
"So? How excited are you guys! First day of Cantorlot U! I'm Rarity Belle!"
She turned her back to the group to show Opal.
"And this is Opalescence Belle!"
Trixie raised an eyebrow.
"Trixie..."
Rarity gasped,
"Sweet Celestia! We both have I's in our names!"
Trixie rolled her eyes.
"Sweet Celestia were like practically twins!" she said sarcastically. Twilight couldn't help but chuckle.
"We were just going around the circle, tell us something about yourself?"
Rarity turned to Twilight, surprised.
"Me?"
Twilight nodded, indicating her to take a seat.
"Okay!" Rarity walked over and sat down.
"Well, I love fashion, beauty, fine arts, I am the oldest sorority sister back in Manehatten and I my special talent is making outfits for other ponies!" Then she gasped.
"Oh! And last week I convinced Hoity Toity to get out of getting an awefull perm. Who ever told him that it would make him look good is seriously in need of glasses!" she giggled slightly to herself.
Twilight gave Rarity a strange look, but smiling nevertheless.
"Thats good to know." She said, chuckling as well.
"Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Discord? And prince Blueblood?" Rarity asked.
"Well actually, we were all going there so im sure someone will be happy to show you." She looked around but noticed that everyone already left. She sighed before turning back to Rarity.
"It's in Hauser. Over there, second building on the left. " She explained, pointing wthe direction with her hoof.
"Thanks so much darling!" Rarity started to walk away when Twilight stopped her once more.
"Um... I don't think pets are allowed in class." Twilight said uncertainly. Opal hissed.
"Oh darling, Opal's not a pet Opal's family." Rarity said. Twilight raised an eyebrow. Rarity sighed.
"Very well, I'll leave her with my things in my room. She'd be happier there anyways."
She leaned in closer to Twilights ear and whispered: "Opal loves wheel of fortune." This got a laugh out of Twilight.
"Tata dear!"
Rarity walked away with her bags and cat. Twilight couldn't help but roll her eyes before walking to the class to sort out Professor Discord documents. Surprising enough, a bunch of students were all ready there, talking all at once.
"I won a Fullbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
Why bother with false modesty
Cantorlot's the perfect place for me
"In my country my word was law
But then I flee
"I did the Peace Corps overseas inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees"
"Cantorlot's the perfect place for me!"
Blueblood walked in. Striding with confidence.
"Canterlot's the perfect place for..."
"Blueblood!" Rarity gasped as she saw her love in the same room as her. Unfortunately, everone already ligned up to Twilight Sparkle as she handed out folders.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Rarity tried to pass through the crowd.
"Excuse me..."
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
"Pardon me... "
All most there...
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
"Comin' through!" Rarity shouted. She was practically behind Blueblood.
"Canterlot's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Canterlot. "
Rarity pretended to have her back turned when Blueblood turned around. When he did, he gasped in shock, almost dropping his paper in his magic.
"Rarity?!?"
Rarity turned around and faked a gasp. She fluttered her eyelashes, acting surprised.
"Hm? Sweet Celestia, Blueblood! I totally forgot you go here!"