Legally Rarity

by Macmeg13


Serious

As Raity was reading her card, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom were helping Rarity with her makeup. "I can not thank you three enough for this wonderfull card darlings!" She levitated it to her bed. "Aw shucks Rare! What are frat sisters are for right?" Scootaloo said as she applied a huge amount of eyeshadow on Rarity. Sweetie Belle nodded eagerly as she applied a bunch of blush on Rarity's cheecks. "Gurls wait!" Applebloom said. The three fillies stopped and stared at Rarity's face. She nodded in approval. "Y'all I think we can get are cutie marks in make up design!" The three of them squealed as they turned Rarity's chair around to face the mirror. She gasped as she looked at her reflection, suddely regreting allowing the girls to help her with her make up. "Oh girls... its very... um... colorfull?" That would be putting it lightly. She looked like if a rainbow threw up in her face. But of course she wasnt going to say it out loud. "Ah yeah! She tottaly loves it guys!" Sweetie Belle excliamed. The three of them high hooved. "Now Lets do something about that mane!"

"What no!" Rarity shrieked as she covered her head with her hooves. The three fillies blinked in confusion. Rarity blushed as she gave a nervous laugh. "What I mean is, you fillies have done so much to help me but I think I got the rest. It is my night after all." The three of them squealed. "Ah still can't believe that you're getting proposed!" Applebloom exclaimed. Rarity sighed, neither can she. It almost felt surreal! She sighed. She picked up a wipe and started to remove the make up off her face. "Oh girls, its just so exciting! We've been together for years now! And now were going to be together! I can just faint!" Scootaloo grumbled. "Do we have to get the couch again?" Sweetie ribbed her. "Scoots..." However Rarity only giggled. "No its alright darlings. I'm perfectly fine!" Than they heard the door bell. Rarity squealed, "It's him!" She quickly put on her dress and ran out of the room, to only stop at the stairs.

All the fillies looked at Rarity in confusion. "Well..." Rarity said, pointing to the door. Everypony shrugged. She groaned dramatically. "My big entrance girls! Somepony open the door!" A chorus of oo's was heard through the room as Dinky rushed over to open the door. As the door opened, Rarity slowly descended the stairs, staring at the stallion before her. Blueblood, a white wealthy stallion with blonde hair stood at the door and giving Rarity one of his prized smile that would make any mare swoon. With out words, the two of them walked over to each other and made out in the middle of the room. A bunch of awws and disgusted groans were heard as they kissed. When they broke the kiss, Rarity shouted "Don't wait up!" before she and Blueblood left for there date.

They both walked in silence to a fancy restaurant. As they arrived, they were both seated at a table and enjoyed a glass of wine. "Oh Blueblood!",Rarity sighed, "This is absolutely perfect!" Blueblood however rolled his eyes before smiling at Rarity. "No, your perfect." Blueblood said slyly. Rarity blushed, "No you!" Blueblood shook his head, "No you!" Again Rarity shook her head, "No you!" Blueblood was about to repeat when Rarity placed a hoof on his mouth. "Alright darling, I'm even irratating myself." They both shared a small laugh before sighing. Blueblood checked the time, well its now or never. "Rarity, I want to tell you how happy you've made me." Obviously he was lying, but he couldnt just out right say it with out some sweet talking. "You know that every stallion dreams to have somepony that's..." he paused, trying to think of something. Rarity's eyes were sparkling, "Yes?"

"That's... as beautiful as you!" Perfect. Rarity looked away, blushing by the complement. Blueblood took a deep breath, well here goes nothing.

"We both know why we're here
I see it in your eye's
I guess it calms my fears
To know it's not a surprise

I thought one look at you,
Looking like a dream come true,
Would leave me speachless like you always do.

But now we're wide awake,
and we've got some plans to make;
Let's take some action baby!

So baby give me your hoof.
I've got some dreams to make true.
I've got the future all planned
It's time to get serious
time to get serious
with you."

Rarity gasped, was he going to propose?

"I never thought that I---"

However, Blueblood held a hoof. "Uh, honey, i'm not finished." Rarity winced, "Oh, Sorry! Do please continiue darling." He rolled his eyes before giving Rarity another one of his famous smiles.

"Since I was two or three,
My life was planned out neat.
I'd get a law degree,
And then win my Senate seat."

To not interrupt again, Rarity only hummed in agreement.

"A big white castle back east,"

Rarity nodded her head, "Uhuh..."

"All of the amenities."

"Yeah!" She knew where he was going with this.

"Three kids at least,"

"...Just like the Royalty’s"

They both finished together.

"Here's where our lives begin."

Rarity nodded again.

"Our lives begin..."

"But just where do you fit in?"

Rarity squealed.

"Fit me in!"

"I'll break it down now baby!
Oh baby give me your hoof,"

Rarity eagerly handed her hoof.

"Here's my hoof
Here's my hoof!"

"I've got some dreams to make true!"!

Rarity sighed dreamily.

"We both have dreams to make true!"

"I know that you'll understand."

"Oh yes I understand!"

They both looked into each other's eyes.

"It's time to get serious, time to get serious..."

Rarity thought this was a perfect time to lean in and kiss, however Blueblood wasn't finished.

"With--
Serious!"

Rarity got surprised as he pulled away, but she just went along with it and repeted his last words.

"Serious!"

"Gotta wake up and take our journey.
Serious!"

"Serious!"

"I'm telling you as a future attourney!
You want the moon and sky then take it, don't be shy."

Rarity nodded eagerly, this is it!

"Okay!"

"Baby that's why you and I..."

Its really happening!

"You and I..."

Blueblood paused, lets get this over with.

"Should brake up!"

However, Rarity didnt hear it right away.

"Oh baby i'll give you my hoof
We...WHAT?!?!?!"

Rarity stared at Blueblood in shock, tears forming in her eyes. "You're breaking up with me? I thought you were proposing!" Blueblood couldn't help but scoff. "Rarity, if i'm gonna be a senator when i'm 30, i'm gonna need somepony..."

"Serious!
Less of a Marilyn, more a Jackie...
Serious!
Somepony classy not to tacky..."

Rarity gasped again, her mascara running. "WHAT!?!?!" Blueblood winced, this is not how he planned it to go.

Okay, that came out wrong…
baby, let's both be strong...
I mean we knew all along--

Rarity had enough of this. "Just shut up!" She stood up from her seat. First he brakes up with her, than he calls her tacky? "What does that mean, i'm not a Jackie? I'm not serious? But I am seriously in love with you!" Blueblood opened his mouth to speak but Rarity already turned around and walked away. Blueblood sighed as he leaned back on his chair. Could have gone better but at least he got it over with.

"Baby, my future's all planned.
i've got some dreams to make true.
i thought that you'd understand:
It's time to get serious...
time to get serious…"

Blueblood groaned when he saw the waiter coming back. Great, so now he has to pay to?