Legally Rarity

by Macmeg13


Sweet Celestia!

In the town of Manehatten, a small fraternity was buzzing with excitment as fillies ran around the two story building. Apparently rumor has it that their eldest fraternity sister, Rarity Belle, was going to get proposed by her coltfriend Blueblood! A huge heart shaped card was being passed the house from fillie to fillie as they signed. Finally the card landed in front of Rarity's sister, Sweetie Belle. The small unicorn fillie squealed, which caught the attention of her two friends Applebloom and Scootaloo, and levatated a pen to the card.

"Dear Rarity,
He's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!"

Applebloom, a small earth pony, quickly came to Sweetie's side and took the marker to add her own words.

"Dear Rarity,
Y’all congrats!
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back
and show it to me!"

Scootaloo, a small pegasus, stole the marker to sign herself.

"Four carats
A princess cut
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish i could be there to see"

All three fillie's squealed.

"When he gets down on one knee!"

The girls started to jump around the card in excitment.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
Looks like Rarity's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Sweet Celestia

Sweet Celestia, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Sweet Celestia, you guys!

Sweet Celestia!"

They heard someone clear their throats. They turned their heads to see their friend, Bab seed, raising an eyebrow at thier dance. "Are y'a done? We gotta get ready." The girls blushed as they rushed to the living room where all the other fillies were waiting impatiently with plastique candles. When Diamond tiara noticed them and rolled her eyes. "Finaly!"

"Okay,
Everypony signed?"

The three fillies nodded as they handed her the card.

"Good now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade
Light candles in single file
Dont forget to smile
Lose the gum Silver, you look like a maid."

Silver Spoon winced as she ran to the trash can to spit out her gum. She gave Diamond an apolegetic grin. "Sorry!" Diamond rolled her eyes again before heading to the stairs.

"Now prepare to serenade."

All the fillies got quiet as they went up the stairs to Rarity's room. However, they were really excited to see Rarity that they couldn't stay quiet with out whispering.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
Looks like Rarity's gonna win the prize!"

Unfortunatly, Diamond was able to hear them as she turned and shushed them. Half way up the stairs, the girls were getting WAY to impatient!

"If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi..."

Diamond turned around and shushed them more aggressively, but they didnt stop there.

"Sweet Celesti..."

Finaly, Diamond had enough when she turned around and shouted: "GUYS, I'M SERIOUS!" Unable to hold it in any longuer, Twist started to join in.

"Rarity and Blueblood were meant to be!"

Silver Spoon nodded her head.

"Not once has he ever hit on me!"

Diamond groaned, nopony was staying quiet! "SHUT-UP!" She shouted, but nopony noticed. Sweetie turned to her friends.

"There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!"

Both girls nodded before squealing again.

"Sweet Celestia!"

Daimond was getting really mad. "Look! If you losers wont stay quiet, lets practice one last time!" Everypony nodded in agrement.

"Two! Three! Four!
Daughter of Hondo Flanks
Soon to be fiance
Now that a stallion chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No stallion could supersede,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood!"

Too excited to wait for the others, Sweetie Belle ran ahead to Rarity's room

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celesti-"

Sweetie's face poked through the door way, "Guy's, she's not here." All the fillies gasped. Where could she be? They all went into her room to see it empty except for Opalescence who was sleeping on the bed. Sweetie squealed as she ran to the cat, waking her up in the process. "Opalescence, where is Rarity?" The cat glared at the fillie before meowing. Sweetie gasped. "She's doesnt have an engagement outfit?" The other girls raised an eyebrow in confusion. Since when could Sweetie understand cat's? Opalescence meowed again. "She's totally freaking out?" Opal meowed. "She's trapped in the Manehatten mill?" The other girls raised eyebrows in confusion. Since when did they ever had a mill? Opal glared at Sweetie before hissing at her. Sweetie giggled sheepishly and turned around to the girls. "Oh whoops sorry, the Manehatten Mall?!" All the fillies ran out of the room. Opalescence rolled her eyes before falling to sleep.

"Sweet Celestia, dress emergency!"

All the girls ran out of the door and went to Rarity's favorite store. Scootaloo knowing the streets led the way.

"Don't take the freeway!"

Dinky being the slowest was tagging behind.

"Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize!
Sweet Celestia, you guys!"

All the girls ran through the streets, someponies giving them the odd look but they didn't care. There president was having a fashion emergency!

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celes
Sweet Celes
Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia!"

Close by, Rarity was posing in front of a mirror in Sapphire shores store. Right now Rarity was wearing a a red and white stripped dress on, her face showed she was uncertain. "It's almost there but..." Rarity sighed, shaking her head before starting to take the dress off.

"This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown stallion kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Cant look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Blueblood his pride
So bride is more implied."

"RARITY!" Rarity jumped as she spun around to see the fillies running in the store, panting hard. Rarity squealed. "Girls!" She ran up to them.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes
Sweet Celestia you guys!
So help me dress for my fairytale
Cant wear something I bought on sale!"

All of them squealed as they ran through the store, trying to find Rarity a dress. Sweetie stayed behind with her sister.

"Love is , like, forever.
This is no time to economize
Sweet Celestia!"

At the far end of the store, a salegirl with a name tag that said Suri Polomare smirked as she saw Rarity. "White mares make commission so easy." As she picked up a dress off the discount pile. During the times, when stallions were white it showed that they were pure or from royalty. However, when mares were white, ponies misjudged them as idiots or airheads. Thinking that Rarity was like any other white mare she trotted over to her with a hideous red dress with a yellow bottom and a button slightly undone.

"Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in. It's perfect for a white mare." Rarity spun around to look at the dress only to slightly wince at the state. Rarity however smirked, knowing what the salesgirl was doing. "Right!" she said, trying to sound excited. "With a half lip stitch on china silk?" Suri was taken aback, for she didnt expect her to say that. Suri nodded her head. "Uh-huh." Rarity gave her a fake simpathic wince as she levitated the dress. "But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stich on china silk. It'll pucker." She pointed to the almost falling button. "And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last Equestria’s Daily." Suri Polomare gaped at Rarity as she smirked. Check and mate. The othe girls stopped looking around the store and stared at Rarity with awe. Quietly they whispered;

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia..."

"I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price." Rarity said, as she shoved the dress back at Suri.

"Rarity saw right through that salesgirl's lies..."

Rarity flipped her mane, her smirk turned into a icy frown. "It may be perfect for a white mare, but I'm not that white mare!"

"I may be in love but im not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes."

They all heard a gasp as they turned around to see the the owner of the store, Sapphire Shores, staring at the scene before her. "Sweet Celestia, Rarity Belle!" She quickly rushed over to Rarity.

"Sorry, our mistake!"

She turned around and frowned at Suri Polomare.

"Suri, take your break!"

Suri gave a quick nod before rushing with quick haste. Sapphire turned back to Rarity with an appolegetic smile.

"Just ignore her
She hasn't been well
Try this!
Latest from Prance
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientelle
Its a gift from me to Belle!"

Sapphire gave Rarity a dress and pushed her in the dressing room. The fillies waited patiently for her to come out. When she did, they gasped as they saw Rarity in a purple dress with a small tiara as finishing touch. Rarity gasped herself as she looked in the mirror.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
This one's perfect and its just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
Sweet Celestia!"

The girls squealed as Rarity payed Sapphire the dress.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
Let's go home before somepony cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Cause we love you guys!"

Rarity giggled as she shook her head.

"No, I love you guys!"

They all ran out the store, prancing around with excitment.

"Sweet Celestia!"

Rarity giggled at the girls enthusiams.

"Sweet Celestia!"

As the girls arrived, they ran to Rarity's and helped her prepare for her date with Blueblood tonight.

"Sweet Celestia
You guys!
Sweet Celestia!"

The door slammed shut as muffled giggles was heard through the hallways.