It ain't easy bein green.

by ShadowsInTheDark


Wat Yooz Never Seen An Ork Befor?

***Tom pov. Everfree forest.***

I ground as I held the bridge of my nose as I started to wake up. What a strange dream, I dreamt I was turned into an Ork. I slowly opened my eyes to see my hand… It was large and green. Okay never mind I was still dreaming.

“Look girls the monster waking up!” I heard a young voice yell. When I looked to the one who was yelling, it was the small orange horse with a purple mane… And it was holding a stick in it hooves?

“Carefull Scootaloo, it could be dangers.” Said the the yellow horse with a ribbon in it red mane. I blinked at them before shaking my head. This can’t be real, I’m still dreaming I have to be dreaming. I kept shaking my head and trying to wake up. But they were still there!?

“Girls, I think we should have gone home before this thing decides to eat us.” Applebloom said looking to the white one who I found was looking at my boot.

“Wow, you have really big hooves.” Said, Sweetie Belle? If I remembered right. I just looked at them as they started to talk about something to do with cutie marks? I didn’t really understand it myself. I slowly get up and make sure my big shoota and choopa was on me.

I then decided to do the universal greeting, hope watching all those transformers movies pay off here. “Ba Weep Graagnah Weep Ni Ni Bong.” I said and all three look at me. It sounded really odd to me with a ork voice.

“What?” Asked all three and I sighed at this. Okay time for plan B.

“Never mind, look I’z want ta know where da zog am I?” I asked in my broken speech. It was really hard to talk nomaly for some reason. “An wat arrs yoo’z, little horses?”

“Hey that rude! We’re pones.” Said Applebloom. I had a really hard time believing that. Ever I was high or they’re aliens. But on the other hand I could be seen as the alien.

“Watevers, I’m goin.” I then started to walk off only for one of them to ask me something as I’m trying to leave.

“Wait! Do you have a name?” Asked Sweetie Belle. I let out a growl that made her friends back away from me but not her. What the hell, it couldn’t hurt could it?

“My name Tom. An I’z a Ork.” I answered, getting the small unicorn to smile and then she ran up to my leg and tried to hug me. The funny part she couldn’t even reach up past my boot, or wrap her small front legs around my ankle.

“Say Mr Tom, could you help us get home?” Ask Sweetie Belle looking up at me with those large eyes. I then saw her two friends were doing the same thing… “Awww, Zog it…”


I agreed to take the three small ponies home. It didn’t help that I was just as lost as they were. Come to think of it, how was I going to get them home? I had all three ride on my shoulders seeing as they were to small to keep up with my larger stride.

The one called Scootaloo Setting on my left shoulder was asking about my Killer claw. Where Applebloom was setting on my right, and kept asking me about where I came from. Sweetie Belle was setting on my helmet on my head. I was glad she wasn’t joining in on the ask twenty questions that her friends were doing. I let out a deep sigh as I kept walking.

“So Mr Tom, why do you talk like that?” Asked Applebloom. I really didn’t want to talk to them, I just wanted to drop them off and find somewhere to live.

“It orky, dat why.” I replied as I kept walking until I saw a path in the middle of the woods. “Ha ha! Da we go, found da path. Now we’z can get to where yooz live, no trouble.” I just hope the town… Ponies, are as friendly as these kids.

Come to think of it how was I going to get home, and become human again? That and a number of other questions stopped once we reached the edge of town. As soon as I put the three little ponies down, all hell broke loss. There was screaming and yelling something about a monster. Oh… Oh they're talking about me. Before I can say anything something fast zipped past and Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom were gone.

“Wat?” I asked myself looking at where they used to be only to then get hit in the face by something. After cleaning my face and licking my lips, it was apple pie? It was really good! I didn’t even care that someone throw it at me.

“Alright the girls are safe from the monster!” I heard someone yell. What? I then looked to who said that and saw, six horses. Two of them had wings and two of them had horns. Where did they come from? “Now let’s kick this monster out of town!” Yelled the blue pony with wings, wait. Why is it mane and tail rainbow colored?

I ducked out of the way of the blue one as she flied past my head. I then saw the ones with horns shooting laser beams at me!? “Zog this I’m out!” I yelled as I turned around and ran for my life. I looked back and saw the pink one had a cannon!? That made me want to run even more! They then started chasing me until I lost them in the forest.

Once I was sure they couldn’t find me, I let out a sigh in relief. “Well, da go my hopes dat da friendly.” I said to myself as I started my long task of looking for something to eat again. This was going to be a long day.


I finally found some food! I wasn’t much of a big fan of fish but it was better than nothing. I was just happy to find this river and find fish that was big enough to feed me. I smiled with a full belly and not a care in the world. Nothing could go wrong now.