The Zombie slayer

by Element Reading


Chapter 4: Time for some romance (you can skip this if you want, but it will leave a few questions)

Leon and Luna were taking a walk to her room, Leon said, "I can't believe you took one of her playcolt magazines and put it in Celestia's throne in front of Twilight and her friends."

He was still laughing, Luna said, "this is my room Leon, I had fun and you are a funny person, I wish you a good night."

Leon replied, "I will and this is pretty much the first time I have laughed in 3 years, thank you for that."

She nodded, entered her room, and closed the door. Leon said out loud, "boy I need a drink." He started to look for a bar in the palace.

After an hour of looking he finally said, "I give up, I am headed to bed." He headed to his room.

When he closed the door he noticed that the changeling bodies were gone, he just shrugged it off, but he did notice his window was big enough for him to fit through. He said, "maybe I could get on the roof, I always did love stargazing."

He opened it and climbed out, he almost fell, but he swung to the side of the window. He climbed up to the top of the castle.

Although when he got near he could hear Shining Armor and Cadence doing it, he said quietly, "he's taking the skin bulb to tuna town, lucky bastard."

He continued his climb, he was pretty much at the top, he thought good enough, he laid down and started stared up at the stars.

He looked out for about 30 minutes, until he noticed something flying towards the castle, he said, "what the hell?" His pistol was at the ready until he saw that it was Luna, he put the weapon down and laid back down.

Luna stopped right in front of him and was hovering, her wings were beautiful, Luna asked him, "what are you doing up here Leon?"

He replied, "I should ask you the same question?"

She said, "you have a point, I was flying in the night, I always love doing that, now you answer my question."

He replied, "okay, I wanted to look out at the beautiful night sky, ever since the zombies started to take over I always looked up and it calmed me down, now I just do it because I like it." She laid down next to him and they started to talk again.

1 hour later:

Luna was laughing from one of Leon's jokes, she said, "I can't believe you'd say that."

He chuckled to his own joke as well. Leon said, " I still can't believe you can enter ponies dreams, that, that is cool!"

She looked at him with a deep blush, he was about to say something, but Luna went in for the kiss, her lips met his.

After a minute Luna took her lips off his and saw his wide eye and the look of what the f**k.

All Leon could say was, "a-a-I- wow."

She looked down and said, "I wanted to try and see if you like me so I thoug-" He kissed her.

After a minute of passionate kissing Leon dove back and said, "I do have feelings, I have felt love before, but never like this."

They made out for at least thirty minutes before Leon asked, "do you want to go to your room?"

She asked, "why not your room?"

He replied, "well it still has the smell of burnt corpses and you didn't spent three years on a dead planet."

She replied with, "yes lets go to my room."

The next morning:

Leon woke up with a feeling he haven't felt before, safety. He looked down and saw Luna sleeping on his rock hard abs, he thought, "I wonder what her mane feels like?"

He put his right hand on her head and brushed it, it felt like, like, ugh, well like nothing he nor I can describe, but he liked it. He kissed her on the head and she started to wake up, he said, "morning sleepy head, time for you to lower the moon."

Her horn lit up and it went down, at the same time the sun came up.

She used her magic to close the window and pull down the blinds, she said, "I don't want to leave yet, this feels so nice."

He simply smiled and they closed their eyes to savor it. Leon was thinking, "oh my f**king god, I just did it multiple times with an alicorn princess, I think I am falling in love with her."

After about thirty minutes they heard a knock and it sounded like Shining Armor saying, "princess, we haven't seen Leon since last night, have you seen him?"

Luna replied, "nope! haven't seen him."

They started to kiss again, Shining asked, "well the chefs have made your favorite for breakfast, chocolate chip waffles."

Leon said, "keep them warm for us!" Shining Armors eyes widened.

Shining replied, "oh, sorry you two." His faced blushed more red than a nude fat man on the beach with no sunscreen, he quickly galloped away leaving the two alone. Luna said, "we need a bath."

He replied in a cool voice, "oh ya, just let me get some cloths on."

1 good scrubbing :raritywink: later:

Leon and Luna entered the dining hall where Shining Armor, Cadence, and Celestia were talking. Cadence asked, "so how did you two sleep?"

She winked at them, Leon answered, "it was the best night of my life, and how did you two sleep." He also winked.

They sat down and ate nice giant waffles with whipped cream, strawberries, and syrup on top of it, Luna asked, "what time will you and Shining attack the fort?"

Leon answered, "well about an hour from now."

Celestia leaned over to him and whispered in his ear in a stern voice, "if you break her heart I will break your neck." Leon looked at her and nodded.

Leon asked Luna, "after breakfast wanna get a quick drink, I can't find the bar?"

Luna replied, "sure, it took me awhile to find it myself."

Leon got up and said, "excuse me for a second."

He walked to the door and closed it, but then the princesses heard Leon saying, "YES YES YES, I AM GREAT YES, SHE ACTUALLY SAID YES, WHOOO." Luna blushed at that, Leon came back in and sat back down.