After Leon ate most of the food, but leaving the salads for the princess's. Luna asked him, "do you like to party?"
Leon looked at her and said, "I love to party." Just as he says that he stands up and air humps twice. They all lost it.
Leon sits back down and says, "god I am beat, got a place to crash?"
Cadence replied, "yes there is, we have one guest room left."
Leon replied, "thank god."
They were walking down more hallways trying to get to Leon's room, Leon asked, "is there any kind of small favor I can do? Like killing off a bandit party, or finishing a war for you?"
Celestia said, "you don't need to kill anypony.... yet." She smiled after saying that.
Leon said, "I think that is the first time I have seen you smile in my two hours of being here."
Cadence said, "she is a nice pony and very good ruler, well with Luna that is."
Luna blushed a little bit, Leon asked, "so, what is the problem that required you all to go through a dimensional gate?"
Luna said, "we recently received a letter from an old enemy, King Sombra, he said that an new army of dead is coming for us and he is leading them."
Leon stopped in place for a second and said, "did you say he was LEADING them?!"
Luna replied, "y-yes I did." Leon was in shock.
Shining armor asked him, "whats the problem Leon?"
Leon replied, "zombies can't be controlled, believe me, we have tried a lot, they will kill you all if they aren't stopped now, have you lost communication or received strange messages from any of your soldiers Shining Armor?"
He said, "no I haven't, but we think we found where Sombra is hiding them."
Leon said, "we should attack right no- oh is that my room?"
Shining Armor said, "yes it is, now we should talk about the plan of- wait where is he?" They heard the door close and Leon was gone.
Luna said, "um, we shouldn't disturb him."
Cadence asked, "why?"
Celestia replied, "because he is drained and we saw what happened to the last thing that woke him. It was bloody and horrifying." They all slowly, but quietly walked away.
Leon shouted, "ALL YOU BASTARDS SHALL DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" As he said that they heard screaming and flames.
They ran as fast as they could and opened the door to Leon burning changelings as they flew through the window into his room. There must of have been fifty of them littered everywhere, some dead, others begging for him to finish them.
This continued for about ten something minutes until his flamethrower stopped. He was standing there eating, yes eating, a burnt changeling, he said, "what, I have ate my own people, this is no big deal."
The princesses were in shock, Shining Armor asked, "why did you eat your own people?"
Leon tore out the changeling's heart and in one bite ate it, he calmly replied, "those were people who killed themselves around me, and when you are starving and the only way to survive is to eat them, you will be surprised how long it takes to turn to cannibalism. Now get out of my room, I now have something I am used to sleeping on."
Cadence also asked, "this is a stupid question to ask, but what are you used to sleeping on?"
He replied, "charred bodies, if your quick enough you can still feel the heat." That was the last thing needed to be said, Shining Armor ran to the window and threw up.
Leon snickered a bit, Celestia said, "what is so funny?"
Leon replied, "the fact his stomach is so weak and he is a soldier, now time for nap nap, bye." with that he fell on a pile of the well done Changelings (lol) and immediately fell asleep.
Celestia quietly said, "we should go."
With that they left him to rest, Luna said, "I wonder what he is dreaming?"
Celestia replied, "absolutely not, who knows what he is dreaming about and he doesn't know you can enter his dreams, he might hurt you."
Luna dipped her head and said, "okay Tia."
3 hours later:
Celestia, Cadence, and Luna were in the throne room talking with Shining Armor about what to do.
Until Leon kicked the down the big door, he said, "your doors are cool, but they need a lot of support."
Luna snickered a bit, while Shining Armor asked, "so what is the best way to contain the zombies? And that will cost a lot to fix."
Leon stared at him and said, "you don't contain them, you destroy them all, if one and I mean ONE zombie gets away then you are all dead. Now where are they located Shining Armor?"
He responded with, "they are in the mountains just behind the Crystal Empire, which we are in if you didn't already know."
Leon looked out a window to his right and said, "if we are going to battle them on a mountain then the best way to do it is to use long range weapons, like bows, canons, or for my people, a nuke."
Celestia asked, "what is a nuke?"
Leon dipped his head down and said, "it is the weapon that my people created that also destroyed them, it's a bomb that can destroy everything in the explosion, leaving nothing left.
The range of this weapon is about three of these kingdoms all around each other. All that would be left of the ponies would be black smudges, I hate that weapon, but it is very powerful and it so happens that I got one back on Earth. Hey I got an idea!"
Celestia interjected, "there will be no bombs here, we don't want to have anypony killed here."
Leon just said, "fine, but it would be a cool explosion."
After 5 hours of talking and eating:
It's was about 7 pm when they finished, Celestia said, "Luna it's time to raise the moon."
Luna replied, "alright, blugh, I need to eat less chocolate though."
After she said that both their horns lit up, Leon looked out of the window and saw the sun set and the moon rise. He was astonished, he said, "wow, that is the second most cool thing I have seen today."
Luna asked him, "what was the first?"
He replied, "being teleported to a magical world of colorful ponies, heh heh."
Cadence said, "well Leon, you have my permission to explore the castle to your heart's desire, Shining and I are going to bed."
Leon said, "thanks Cadence, and Shining you have to do something."
Shining Armor asked, "yes Leon?"
Leon repositioned himself and said, "do her good." They went into a deep red blush and just left leaving Celestia and Luna with Leon.
Celestia asked Leon, " why did you tell him to do her good?"
Luna and Leon snickered a bit, Leon said, "it is simple, I wanted to f**k with them a bit and I say I did a damn good job at it."
He got up, put his hands on his sides, and looked up with a smile, like a super hero does. Luna said, "I do that to them quite often myself."
Leon asked, "really?"
She nodded, Celestia said, "well I am headed to bed as well good night you two."
They both said simultaneously, "good night." With that they were alone.