A young man named Derek was sitting on his bed, all by his lonesome one rainy night, when a knock came upon his window. Derek was no pussy ass bitch, so he stood up and approached the window bravely. A small, midnight blue pony was outside staring up at Derek through the glass.
"Hello. Your princess requests company. Perhaps you may-"
Derek closed the blinds on the pony princess.
So goes the story of Derek.