Crystal Delicacy

by Skarsnik


Contrary mare

“So what?” asked the dark blue unicorn mare, she had a long silver mane with strand of white but did not wear anything contrary to some of the patron of the club. In the other side of the table was a slightly annoyed earth pony mare, one of her friends.

“What what? And why we are here already?” replied Ruby Moon.

“I am pretty sure you already know the answer to that, and don’t try to deflect the question.” Hot Pursuit made a dismissing gesture with one of her hoof “What happen after you buried his ‘wife’?”

The earth pony took a sip of her drink before continuing her tale with a small smile on her face, “We get back home for dinner. I made him some nice noodles.”

There were first sign of annoyance on the unicorn mare face, “And what?”

Ruby Moon took hold on her glass with her two front hooves, taking her time before answering “Nothing.”

“Nothing?”

Ruby took another sip “It was a tiring trek so we went to bed after dinner.”

Hot Pursuit looked in the eyes on the other mare, seeing the corner of her mouth curled in a smile, “Ok I give up. Let’s get back, is he your great-great father or what?”

Ruby Moon dropped her glass on the table before letting out a small sigh, “We don’t know. All the archivist was able to give us was that her wife had fled the Crystal Empire with their two foals and settle down in Equestria. It will cost a lot of bits and time to establish the proper connection.”

There was a small pause in the conversation before the unicorn continued her interrogation “So… did you give up on him? You were all excited like a school filly giving her first blowjob talking about him.”

“Hell no, and do you think I will wear something like that when you promised me a mare out night at a bar?” Ruby Moon pointed at her simple white dress, it was a stark contrast with all her passionate red or black dresses that filled her wardrobe.

“You almost look like a proper engaged mare” smirked Hot.

“Say the proper married lady” Ruby pointed at the other mare horn where was resting a silver ring then she finished her drink “So is that the part where I am supposed to play the wingmare to find another mare for your threesome week? Or a convoluted plan to get me drunk and have me in your bed?”

Hot Pursuit was Ruby Moon best friend. She had first met her husband, he proposed to Ruby to have sex while her wife would be watching, maybe because she was a bit drunk or curious she had accepted, the next day Ruby and Hot talked together and a bond was born. It was maybe because Hot Pursuit sex life was really special that Ruby never felt like she was judged for how she lived her own.

And here, they were at the mare contraire, a lesbian club searching for a willing mare to join in her friend weird sex habit. Ruby did not really like place like this, being straight make it a rather pointless place to be.

“Hold on Ruby, for once that seem willing to invest yourself in a real relationship, my threesome could wait. What are your status exactly? Did you finally consume your chaste relationship?”

Ruby rolled her eyes “We… are fine, ok? I think it’s still a bit awkward for him, but he seem mostly ok.”

“Ok, ok, well one last thing, how are his own crystal delicacies, is it shiny?”

There was a huge silence before Ruby Moon give an annoyed look at Hot “You were waiting for the whole evening to say that, don’t you?”

Hot Pursuit broke in a fit of laughter seen the annoyed glare Ruby was giving her, but soon the other mare had joined in the laugh too.

“Yeah I know, I brought that on myself?”