I woke early morning I stretched and gave a large yawn, making my presents known to the guards in front of my cell. I really wanted to be let out of this freaking cell I really need to do something I thought . " I would rather make pink frosted, rainbow, sparkly cupcakes than be here...eh I guess I will just mess with the guards for now.
I walked up to my bars and tapped the back of one of the guards and looked away. I wanted piss him off really badly, then at least I would have an argument to keep me busy in the prison.
He looked back at me and specified. "Hey prisoner, stop doing it's annoying"
I looked at him and shrugged acted confused. " Huh w-what do you mean I didn't do anything I..don't know what you're talking about."
"Yes you do, you just tapped me on my back, what do you want if you don't want anything then stop tapping me."
I thought. "No more tapping eh? Well this is not actually tapping." I reached through the bars and reached behind the guard on my left and yanked his tail hard, making his bottom hit the bars and legs spread causing him to fall down. I smirked under my helmet and chuckled. "You only said no tapping..nothing about pulling your tail."
He pulled himself off the floor, looking like a complete idiot while doing so, picking his weapon back off the ground. He turned around and his face red with anger yelled. "WHAT THE BUCK, YOUR GLAD CELESTIA WANTS YOU ALIVE OR I SWEAR I WOULD KILL YOU!"
I mocked him. " You..Kill me..how hilarious a teeny tiny pony thinks he can take ME down...in your dreams little man you could not even if you wanted to!"
"well then lets find out!" he opened my cell door, dropped his weapon and shut the cell door behind him.
He charged me as I easily stepped to the side. "Nope" I mocked as I easily dodged his attack. I knew if i killed him I would probably be executed.. "I don't really feel like dying today." I thought to myself. I ducked left and went for a roundhouse kick, knocking some of his teeth straight out his jaw. I spun and leaped right, and jump behind the guard, reaching for his throat I grabbed him and held him in my arms in a choke hold. I slammed his head against the stone floor, the guard not getting up.
I did the douche wipe my hands off with my hands and kicked his chest one more time, hearing a small crack and though. "Oh....he might be dead...oops! I looked to the guards shocked that I just incapacitated one of their own. And said while looking at the body. " Um hey guys we might need a medic for that guy..AND NO BODY TRY WHAT HE DID AND YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO HAVE MOST OF YOUR BONES BROKEN!"
One of the guards was so frightened that he ran away screaming for help. And only then I realized I am in a lot more trouble. I just sat on the broken bed and waited for like the captain to challenge me or the executioner.. The guard never returned but instead was a large white pony with both wings and a horn. She looked just like Luna but was white, different celestial looking mane and a sun tattoo on her ass. I thought. "Let me take a wild guess and say this is princess Celestia..cause you know the solar looking features is not a giveaway
She looked calmer then I would think for incapacitating one of her guards instead she just stood in front of my cell and just said one word. "Why"
I put my hands up and the most childish thing ever. " I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Her voice was motherly, kind, soothing. " So you are Pvt. Cyra I suppose?" She mumbled under her breath." He is hostile..why do I always get the hard jobs?"
"No really there is another human in here, i'm Jesus you got the wrong guy..No shit i'm Private Cyra!"
I could tell she was trying to keep her cool. " Ok Private Cyra, I am Princess Celestia the co-ruler of Equestria, and sister to Princess Luna."
My blood in my veins boiled and yelled. " WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ILL RIP HER DAMN HEAD OFF AND LIQUEFY HER ORGANS!!!!!"
She was utterly shocked at the comment and how angry I was at the words of her sister. "What do you have against my sister to the point you want her gone?"
I gripped the bars of my cell hard as possible. " SHE KILLED MY FRIENDS AND MY COMRADES IN ARMS!!!!! AND YOU YOU YOUR RACE HAS BASICALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE GLOBAL DEFENSE INITIATIVE, AKA HALF OF EARTH WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!"
She finally had enough, she smashed her hoof on the floor and screamed in a large voice Boomed. " YOU DARE INSULT THE PRINCESS OF THE SUN, THE BRINGER OF DAY, THE RULER OF THIS LAND, AND MOSTLY YOU DARE HURT ONE OF MY LITTLE PONIES!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah I kill whoever I want..You killed hmmmmm around 250 of my friends and soldiers...I think another 249 incapacitated or dead will even us."
"IF YOU TOUCH ANOTHER OF MY PONIES I WILL BANISH YOU FROM THIS LAND OR TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!!!!!!"
"Up yours you are a damn HORSE you can't do shit to me!"
"YOU CALL ME A AGGHHHH I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU!!!" She turns away and leaves my cell area proceeding down the hall.
I flip her off as she leaves. "THAT'S RIGHT RUN YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO DO SHIT!"