Meanwhile back in Ponyville. Trixie and her friends were sitting at a local café enjoying some small talk after having a singing session at the local karaoke bar. And by small talk I mean that they where making fun of Spike and his horrific singing voice.
"Trixie has never heard such terrible singing before in her life." Trixie said looking at the young dragon. "Trixie now understands why Twilight forbade you from singing."
Spike just huffs in annoyance and crosses his arms.
"So what shall we do now?" Trixie asks her friends. "Trixie is up for anything!"
"I'm good with anything." Lightning Dust said leaning on the table. "I'm really not in the mood to grade papers."
Blazer nodded along agreeing with Lightning Dust.
"We could go The Pint Noir and get plastered." Lyra suggested.
"Trixie doesn't think that's a good idea, plus its like three in the afternoon." Trixie informed. "Lest we end up like Twi Twi."
Spike slowly turned his head at Trixie. "Twi Twi?"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie's pet name for Twilight!" Trixie replied chuckling to herself. "What do you think Spike?"
The young dragon mouth slowly opens agape, stunned at Trixie's pet name for Twilight. Trixie closes his mouth and pats him on the head. "Yes, Trixie does come up with the best names doesn't she Spike?" Trixie said patting her chest. "Although Trixie cant help but wonder what Twi Twi is up to?"
Meanwhile, Twilight and her friends were busy running for their lives from a terrible red fuzzy monster. "Run girls!" Twilight screamed. "RUN!"
"YOU WILL TICKLE ELMO... OR DIE!!"
"I'm sure she's alright." Spike said waving a claw.
Lyra suddenly slams her hooves with a huge smile. "Oh yeah! I forgot that you and Twilight tied the knot. How did you manage to get the reclusive one to marry you?"
"Lyra!" Bon Bon scolded.
"What?" Lyra replied shrugging. "We called Twilight the reclusive one back in Canterlot. Like she would not leave the grand library unless Princess Celestia told her to."
"Trixie hopes she's still not mad at us for waking her up." Trixie said sheepishly. "Even though it was all Twi Twi's idea."
"Princess Celestia is known to be quite grumpy if she's woken up before a certain time." Lyra replied. "I remember one time when I made the tactical error of waking her up to tell her that I saw a human appear in my room one night. Sure it may have been a tree's shadow but I still believe that they are out there, watching our every-MMPHH!"
Before Lyra could continue her tirade about humans, Bon Bon shoved a pill in her mouth. "I'm the goddamned Batman." Lyra said before passing out on the table snoozing lightly while Bon Bon gently stroked her mane.
"Sorry about that." Bon Bon apologized. "I hate it when she goes off on a tangent and speaks of these mythical human creatures, specially when she sets the mood and I have to cockblock myself."
Trixie gasps and covers Spike's ears glaring at Bon Bon. "Bon Bon!" Trixie scolded. "There is a child present! What would Twi Twi say if sweet, innocent Spike repeated what you said?!"
Spike sighs loudly while removing Trixie's hooves from his head. "Trixie, I'm not a child. I'm twenty-one years old."
"You're twenty-one?!" Trixie gasped. "But you don't look any different than the last time Trixie saw you."
"Oh, yeah, that. Well you see, dragons take a very long time to age naturally and the last time I grew up I was on the half hour special of Hoarders so that's out. Princess Celestia said that due to my profession as Twilight's personal assistant, I may become an elder dragon." Spike explained.
"Oooh I've heard about them!" Blazer exclaimed. "Very wise, very old and very powerful dragons. I've heard that there's one elder dragon that's older than the Princesses themselves."
"Oh, Trixie hopes that we don't encounter such a creature." Trixie notices that her friends are looking at her with dull expressions. "Yeah, Trixie feels that Trixie just may have jinxed this too."
They all began laughing while Lyra mumbled something about dancing on rainbows. "Hey Lightning," Blazer muttered while nudging her best friend with a sly smile. "Look who just showed up and look who he's with." following the gaze of her friend, Lightning face soon turns into a sly smile as well. "Try not to embarrass him too hard Lightning." Blazer suggested.
"Come now Blazer, its just some light teasing." Lightning replied. "Yo! Rain Catcher!" a blue pegasus stallion turns around to sound of his name. Lightning Dust could see him mutter an oh no as he walked over to her. "Girls, I would like you to meet my nephew Rain Catcher."
"Trixie greets the one known as Rain Catcher." Trixie greeted.
"Good afternoon." Bon Bon replied next. "My name is Bon Bon."
"But I don't want another gingersnap grandma." Lyra muttered in her sleep.
Bon Bon rolls her eyes at the still unconscious Lyra. "And that is my marefriend Lyra."
"Hello, I'm Sea Swirl."
"Sup." Spike greeted lifting his head up a little.
Trixie glances down at Spike. "And his name is Spike. So, you're Lightning's nephew?"
"Well, something like that." Rain Catcher replied a little too quickly. "Well it was nice meeting you all but I must be going now." before he could make a quick escape Lightning wraps a hoof around him bringing him close.
"Now now RC, I thought I taught you better manners." Lightning replied with that sly smile again. "Unless you and your date have better things to do today."
Rain Catcher's face turned bright red. "Uh, date? What date? I'm not on a date." he silently wished that something would for something get him out of this situation.
But today was not the day.
"There you are!" a voice called out making Lightning smirk and Rain Catcher slam his head on the table. "I go to the little mare's room for five minutes and you disappear on me! You better have gotten our drinks!"
"That one." Lightning Dust said looking back. "Sup Scootaloo."
"Lightning Dust?!" Scootaloo gasped. "I-I mean, hello Lightning Dust. Uh, we were just getting some breakfast."
"But its three in the afternoon." Sea Swirl told her.
"Oh, guess we did kind of oversleep last night." Scootaloo muttered to herself. Unfortunately for her, she was just close enough for Lightning Dust and Blazer to hear.
Now the fun was about to begin. "Overslept? Why Scootaloo, you didnt stay the night over Rain Catcher's place after the wedding did you?" Blazer added joining in on the fun as Scootaloo face turned beet red in response. "Why I think you did, didn't you?"
"Hey RC." Lightning said nudging her nephew. "I know you wrapped it before you tapped it right?"
"Okay!" Rain Catcher shouted. "Well it was nice meeting you all gotta go bye!" he quickly shoves Scootaloo away while Lightning and Blazer began laughing.
"Your nephew is quite the shy one isn't he?" Bon Bon asked.
"Yep, he embarrasses easily. "Lightning agreed. Bon Bon was about to reply until the girls heard a strange beeping noise. "What's that sound?"
Bon Bon quickly stood up walking over to the restrooms. "Sea Swirl, could you watch Lyra for me? I uhhh have to use the little mare's room." quickly rushing to the restrooms, Bon Bon takes one of the empty stalls and pulls out a small black watch and presses a button.
Greetings Dancing Shadow. We have a new mission for you.
"Dancing Shadow?" Bon Bon replied confused. "No, I'm Shadow Dancer."
...Oh...My bad.
The cream colored mare sighs angrily as she cut off her communicator. "That's the sixth time this week! Whoever this Dancing Shadow is must be quite the agent."
Shadow Dancer report in.
Bon Bon clears her throat. "This is Shadow Dancer reporting."
Status update Agent Shadow Dancer.
"The ponies remain blissfully unaware of the existence of human beings. I'm continuing surveillance of the pony known as Lyra Heartstrings."
Excellent work Agent Shadow Dancer. Continue your mission.
"Yes sir!" Bon Bon replied before turning off her communicator. "They must never know that humans exist." shaking the thoughts from her mind Bon Bon leaves the restrooms and returns to her friends. "Hey guys, what I'd miss?"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie was about to tell the story on how Twi Twi and Trixie got married. "Trixie replied. "Ah, Trixie remembers it like was yesterday."
"Trixie, it was yesterday." Spike noted dully.
"Yes, Trixie remembers like it was yesterday. Twi Twi and her friends had just woken Trixie from her slumber."
"What?! Sparkle and friends?! Trixie gasps as she watches Twilight and her friends stumble around. "Why have you woken Trixie? And why are you here? But most importantly, why have you woken Trixie?!"
Twilight looks up at Trixie in her drunken daze and proceeded to throw up on her shirt. The blue unicorn just stared at Twilight. "Ok, eww." using her magic Trixie removes Twilight's shirt and tosses it away. "What ails you Sparkle?"
Twilight stared at Trixie with a huge smile and fell on the ground. "Hmm, its a good thing that The Great and Powerful Trixie took five years of medical school." Trixie said to herself. Looking over Twilight and her friends for whatever made them act this way. "The Great and Powerful Trixie has finished her examination! And Trixie has deuced that you and your friends are completely drunk. Now that Trixie thinks about it, that probably would explain the alcoholic smell."
"Hhhhhhheyyyy Mrixie." Pinkie stammered. "Look what I can do." Pinkie tried to do something but all she succeeded in doing was landing on her face.
"Yep, completely drunk." Trixie said shaking her head. "But not to worry! The Kind and Humble Trixie shall let you stay the night at Trixie's humble abode." Rainbow Dash stumbled over to Trixie wagon and accidentally bumped it causing it to roll off a cliff. Trixie annoyingly pulls a hoof down her face. "That is what Trixie gets for putting those blasted wheels back on. Oh how can it get any worse!"
Trixie looks up at the sky waiting for something to happen. "I said, HOW CAN IT GET ANY WORSE!" sometime later a pegasus pony flew down from the sky in landed in front of Trixie panting heavily.
"Sorry, but the rainstorm was pushed back until next week." with his message delivered the pegasus flew back into the sky.
"Well, that was a bust." Trixie complained kicking a small rock. "So much for Trixie's sympathy moment, well since my only home is down the cliff, Trixie shall escort you to Las Pegasus, hopefully they have a hotel open somewhere."
"Whoohoo Las Pegasus! Party time!" Rarity shouted. "Lets get wasted!" the girls tried to take off but Trixie held them in place with her magic.
"Yeah no." Trixie replied shaking her hoof. "We are going to Las Pegasus for you to sleep. Not to go on some wacky drunken adventure like The Hangover."
"Oh yeah?!" Rainbow asked. "Well what are you goina do bout it?"
Trixie smiles deviously at the drunken girls. "Trixie is glad you asked."
Walking down the brightly colored streets of Las Pegasus with the girls in tow, Trixie chuckles at her brilliance. "Ha, dog collars, It's a good thing Trixie kept these things from her time as a dog whisper."
"Ooooh, dog collars. I know what to do." Fluttershy stomps her hoof on the ground unlocking the collars.
"What the hell?! Uh, Trixie means, WHAT THE HELL?!" before Trixie could grab the drunken girls, they scattered off in different directions leaving the poor unicorn alone. "Ok Trixie, don't panic don't panic, its just six drunk out the ass mares lose in Las Pegasus!" Trixie pulls out a brown paper bag and breathes into it. "Oh why didn't Trixie listen to her mother and became a foalsitter!"
"Hi Trixie." Trixie turns around where Twilight Sparkle stood with a very big bag. Trixie grabs her pulling Twilight in for a hug. "Twilight likeies."
"Oh Twilight!" Trixie exclaimed very relived. Until she saw the bag. "Wait, what's in the bag?" taking the bag Trixie opens it up and finds a lot of bits. "Twilight...Where did you get this?"
"I don't know." Twilight chuckled. "I just found it."
Trixie stared at Twilight. "You...Found it?"
"Yep!"
Trixie blinks a couple of times before sitting down on the pavement. "Aww shit. Trixie regrets saying what could go wrong earlier." then out of nowhere, it began to rain heavily drenching to two unicorns in rain water.
"Oh there you are! I messed up." the pegasus from earlier descended from the sky wearing a raincoat. Trixie glares at the poor pegasus making him take a step back. "Oh, so I see it raining already. Well looks like my job is done." he takes off in the sky again while Twilight and Trixie sat in the rain.
"Sigh, Trixie should have been a barber instead."
Omake
Ladies and Gentlemen put your hands together for Twilight and Trixie!
Music fanfare and applause
Twilight and Trixie enter the stage waving at the crowd. "Thank you thank you Trixie loves you all!"
"My wife everybody, always the show-off." Twilight said. Trixie replied by sticking her tongue at her. "Anyway, we hoped you enjoyed this story as much as the author enjoyed writing it."
"So the story is almost over then, right Twi Twi?"
"That's correct, uh, Trix. But we wanted to end this story on a high note so, from now on the wackiness will be turned up to eleven!"
"But that's like two levels higher than Super Smash Bros!" Trixie gasped.
"So, turn off your logic caps cause this shit is about to make less sense than Motherly Scootaloo." Twilight said.
"Is that even still a thing?" Trixie replied. "I mean its so bad it makes Twilight look good." Twilight glares at Trixie. "You know I meant the book."
"So, look forward to that! Oh! before we forget, someone made a request that Trixie and I do a little tutoring session. You probably know what's gonna happen right? Here's a hint a sexy blue unicorn flank is about to meet my ruler."
"Yep, that was totally not sexual." Trixie said looking away blushing. "Not at all!"
"So if you would like to see that let a pony know, ok?" Twilight grabs Trixie looking in her eyes. "You know you want to."
"W-w-why are you so sexually active?!" Trixie questioned.
"I was sexually repressed for a long time. The keyword there...Was." Twilight smiled. "The things I'm going to do to you. So that's all the time we have for today, I'm going to borrow Trixie for an hour maybe three. So enjoy the rest of the story."