"Oh. Hello, Ceclestia."
"HAI DARPEH"
"I see that you are doing fine."
"YEAHS ARE YAO FIIINE"
"Quite. So hows Luna?"
"OOH DARPEH DONT BRENG THET UOP I KNEW IT WEAS A HERD BRAEK UOP BOOT-"
"You just had to put Luna before us! We had something special!"
"DARPEH IM SOO SARRY FORGOVE MEH PLZ"
Derpy paused. This could be a new start. She remembered all the times she and Celestia had been together. the muffins, the chariot rides, the muffins, the long beautiful sunsets, the muffins.... but the Luna came back. Celestia forgot about her, no... about them. How could she trust her after that?
"No." Derpy started to turn to walk away, when she felt a familiar touch on her shoulder.
"DARPEH I WELL BEE BEETAR I SWEER I AM YOUUR BEEST FFREEINDZ PLAZ YOOU WEERE RITE WE HAAD SOMETHANG SPECIEEL PLAZ WE R MEANT 2 BEH"
Derpy was on the virege of tears. Celestia's elegant voice, soft as a whisper louder than a train.
"Celestia... I... I've never heard you talk like that before. Yes. I think we can rekindle this relationship. We were MEANT TO BE!"
"YASS THES IS TE BEAST DAH OFF MAH LIF YASS LETS GEET MAREED"
"Thats a little too much for one day, Princess dear. Oh my. Look at the time! I have weather duty today. Goodbye, Dearest. goodbye."
"ILL SEH YOOU L8TR K?"
"Ok!"
And Derpy ran to the train.
But not before seeing doctor hooves.
"Derpy, dearest, I do believe that this relationship was meant to be!"
"Ummmm... Doctor.."
"You are the sun, and I am the moon! Like Celestia and Luna, We are totally in a romantic- wait, no. This is not going as I had planned... um... one sec... Ah! I got it! You are the sun to my flower, and I shall blossom in your light Yagmai!
"Doctor... I can't-"
" do not worry! We can run away from here. I shall take you across the skies! Together we can-"
"DUDE! I just got back together with Celestia!"
"Oh. Oh. I see. I must PLOT MY REVENGE AGAINST CELESTIA THE HORRID WRENCH WHO STOLE MY LOVERS HEART LIKE AND EAGE RIPPING IT FROM HER CHEST!"
"I forgot how creepy you are. I'm leaving."
And so she went.