When last we left our herogirls...I don't remember so we're just going to start, ok?
In the underground lair of the shadow ponything that is the badguy, two minions, Minion One and Minion Two, stood outside a really impressive looking metal door. They are guards, ok?
Minion One sighed and looked at Minion Two. "They have been in there a long time."
"Maybe we should check on them?" Minion2 opened the slot in the door that you can look through. "Uh oh."
What??" Mininon1 gasped.
"The boss hass AJ dressed in a maid dress."
Minion1 gapsed again.
"Flutersky is dressed as a sexy gladiator. She is getting spanked by the boss." Minion Two blushed hot. "Lucky mare."
"How does this get us anything to help beat Twilestia, the superest Lesbian of all?" Minion 1 banged her hoof hard on the floor. It was pretty loud and Minion 3 yelled at them to keep it down cuz she was trying to get some sleep in the bed room.
"I dunno, but the boss knoes."
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MEANWHILE in Lesbian City Canterlot, snuggling was ahoof!
Twilifhgt Sparkle, student of Celestia and protector of owls and books and things was reading a book! But she was not just reading a bokk. Twilight was being held in Celestia's arms on the throne and she was reading fanfiction out loud! It was pretty choice fanfiction about cool magics and lots of lesbian hu-mans doing sexy stuffs with magic and stuff. It was called EQG: Lesbian Highschool Magic Classes.(IT'S NOT REAL, DON'T FLAME--AN)
Celestia laughed at a funny joke in the book and hugged Twilight hard. "I am glad we recharged all our poweres Twilight, and now we can combine into Twiliestia and beat any badguys that come." "I love listening to you read in your sexy nerd voice."
Twilight blushed hard amd hugged Celestia back but she was sad. Twi cried. "But my friends are gone! I have you but now they are gone and I just found out it happened a long time ago."
"Yes." Celkestia petted Twi nicely. "We will find them I am sorry."
Twi stopped crying and blew her nose but in a cute way, not a grosas way, ok? She smillled at Celestia and jumped up into her lap. "Let's go find them, now!"
"No."
"Why not?"
"I'm tired." Celestia yawnewd but Twilight knew it was faker. "Whyu not go do it now, Celestia? They are my friends and you would look for your frioends."
"Yes, btu not now!"
"Why????" Twilight asked.
"You will know soon, I promise." Celestia hugged Twilight hard again and she stopped crying again and they kissed on the lips.
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Back at the shadow's place, Applejack lay on the torture bed(It's just called that, not really torture) and was really tired. Fluttershy was there too but she was less tired. They wore kimonos now and the Shadow boss was there and she was wereing something like a cross between a Power Ranger and a sport mascot costume, but sexy.
"Have you had enough?" The shadow laughed.
AJ shook her head. "Is that all you got? I've had better lesbians with Dash while she was asleep."
"Oh, burn!" Fluttershy whispered.
"We'll see about that! You will tell me what I want to know if I have to lesbians you both all day and...ALLNIGHT TOO!" The shadow boss laughed again and mInion 3 yelled again cuz she was still trying to sleep in the next room.
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At the castle of Lesbians, Twilight and Celestia had dinner with Luna and Cadance. Luna and Cadance sat next to each other and held hoofs while they ate oats. Twilight and Celestia sat together too and thought it was really cute. They ate cucumbers and bananas and hay. Celestia drank juice and tapped on her glass with a spoon.
"I call to order the first meeting of the Canterlot Princesses Lesbian Committee." She smiled. "First we must discuss what we will do about any new threats to Canterlot and our little pony lesbians. I vote that we do magic at it and stopp it from being bad."
"I say we should talk to it." Cadance offered. "We don't have to fight all the time. It ruins my hair."
"I agree with Cadance." Luna nooded.
"She has a point." Twilight rubbed her chin and chewed on hay. "But I always solve problems by blewing up it's face."
Luna hmm'ed. "Maybe we could try talking first and then you blew up it's face?"
Celestia nodded. "Ok, that's how we do it. Next order of business: should there be a curfew for orgies?"
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The shadow looked at Canterlot Lesbian City and smiled. "Soon, Twilestia, we will meet on the field of battle and I will prove to you I am the greater lesbian warrior that ever was!" She lafted and looked down. "I'sn't that right, my minions?"
Minion Apple Jack nodded. Minion Shy flexed her lesbian armor. "Yes Mistrerss. You are the greatest lesbian EVER!!!"